A Word From Our New Sponsor: Give Sanctuary To An Illegal (With Sally Struthers)

And now, a word from our new sponsor....





Hi, I'm Sally Struthers.

Thousands, perhaps millions of undocumented immigrants, drug dealers, rapists, murderers, and human traffickers are seeking 'sanctuary' in America.

Our friends in the government, as well as Lutheran and Catholic charities are doing their part to bring these poor souls into YOUR neighborhood, but what are YOU doing to help these foreigners?

Here at 'Sanctuary For Illegals', people like YOU can sponsor an illegal.....or dozens of illegals, and show them that you CARE.

We will send you photo(s) of all the illegals you sponsor. All you have to do is send us $2,000 for every undocumented immigrant and we will move the illegal(s) into YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD.

Your neighbors will thank you!

So, will you please open your heart, and give sanctuary to an illegal today? Thank you!

This Week In American History (With Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez)

Today we introduce a new feature on RSR, with our new correspondent, New York Representative and historian Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

Each week, Ms. Ocasio-Cortez will give you, my readers, a history lesson. Take it away:

Thank you, Mr. RedSquirrel.....

Today's lesson deals with those evil Republicans who stopped our greatest president, Franklin Delano Roosevelt from serving a 4th, 5th, or even a lifetime term as President.

As you should know, this greatest president ever is responsible for The New Deal as well as The Great Society, where many Americans made a fortune digging holes and re-filling them.

In 1945, the Republicans ended The New Deal by stacking The Supreme Court and introducing the Twenty-Secondededed Amendment, which limited our greatest president to only 4 terms.

The rich Republicans couldn't stand our super-duper President, and made it really hard for him to single-handedly end World War 2. 

If those jealous Republicans weren't so obsessed with stopping FDR, he would've served into the 1970's, and we would've stopped Nixon or even Reagan from wrecking America.

This is Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, and class is dismissed..............

SONG PARODY ALERT: 'MEATLESS MONDAY' BY THE BANGLES

Recently, New York City's Communist Mayor Bill DeBlasio announced the adoption of  NY School's Meatless Monday program in an effort to improve student health and to reduce the city's environmental footprint.

Here to sing about it are The Bangles:

I's twelve o'clock and I'm standing in the lunch line
Today we'll get rabbit food and the kids are starting to whine
Normal kids like meat but the mayor says he doesn't care
Today it's a rice cake, skim milk, and half a pear

It's just another 'Meatless Monday'
It's my school lunch shun-day
I want a burger on a bun-day
with some fries and a sundae
It's just another 'Meatless Monday'

Catch a mid-day train to go to Burger King
or walk to Popeye's for their delicious golden chicken wings
The kids just want to eat like regular teens
but the school got rid of the vending machines

It's just another 'Meatless Monday'
It's my school lunch shun-day
I want a burger on a bun-day
with some fries and a sundae
It's just another 'Meatless Monday'

Well, the commie mayor wants to improve our health by replacing meat with this crap
(this crap)
I'm feeling weak and cranky and I think I  need a nap
I'm having trouble remembering names and dates
It's getting real hard to concentrate

I need some protein....................

It's just another 'Meatless Monday'.................

HEADLINE: IVANKA TRUMP WILL BE INDICTED WEDNESDAY

Yuk, yuk, yuk.....Happy April Fools Day!

Today's Meatless Monday NY School Lunch Menu

New York's creepy Governor Andrew Cuomo introduced meatless Monday school lunches for students in The Empire State.


Here is today's Meatless Monday school lunch menu:


Rice cakes

rhubarb sauce over kale

skim milk


Bon Appetit!!!

The 'Green New Deal' Theme Song

Recently, Socialist New York Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez rolled out her Green New Deal, and it was roundly rejected by Normal-Americans.

It seems the only people who responded positively to it were other leftist Democrats, many who are currently running for president in 2020.

What The Green New Deal needs is a theme song to rally all the insane, unhinged control freaks. I suggest this song parody of The Police's 'Every Breath You Take':


Every breath you take
Every trip you take
Every log you break
Even when you're not awake
We'll be watching you

We'll stop climate change
We are all deranged
No cows on the range
We don't care if you think we're strange
We'll be watching you

Don't raise a fuss....you belong to us
You will no longer be free....
We'll force you to agree

We're Socialist maniacs
We make up our own facts
You'll be taxed
We'll break your backs
And we'll be watching you

Jessie Smollett's Hate Crime

Here to comment on the Jessie Smollett case is Walter Cronkite:

February was Black History Month, and Empire star Jessie Smollett found a unique was of making Black history.

He falsely accused two masked perps of assaulting him, pouring bleach on him, and placing a rope around his neck. Oh, and they were both wearing 'Make America Great Again' baseball caps. He claimed that one of the perps said 'This (Chicago) is TRUMP COUNTRY' as he assaulted him.

This assault supposedly happened in sub-zero weather. At night.

Of course, his story never panned out. In fact, two colored guys set the record straight. They told Chicago police that Smollett paid them to assault him.

Leftist politicians and celebrities wanted to believe his weird story, but crawled back under their rocks when the world discovered that he faked his own assault.

As it turned out, the only hate crime was committed against President Trump and all his supporters.

Liberals are obsessed with the notion that their LIVES MUST MATTER. They love their twisted, false version of reality.They are always unsatisfied, and at war with everybody. They are spoiled and mean-spirited.  Smollett is Black AND gay, and he appears to be completely unhinged.

It appears that Smollett wants to be a director. He directed this fake hate crime.

Society doesn't even know what to do with someone like him. Law enforcement are probably scratching their heads.

Would it do us any good to send this clown to Sensitivity Training or jail?

This this Walter Cronkite, and that's the way it is.