Nero's Got His Basketball Jones

JAPAN ROCKED BY MAGNATUDE 8.9 EARTHQUAKE
TSUNAMI KILLS THOUSANDS
RADIATION LEVELS SOAR AFTER NUCLEAR PLANT FIRE
NEW EXPOLSION ROCKS FUKUSHIMA NUCLEAR PLANT
JAPAN FACES HUMANITARIAN CRISIS

obama videotaping his ncaa tournament picks today....                        

Oh, This Just In.

Betsy Liley, NPR's Senior Director Of Institutional Giving, is on James O' Keefe's upcoming undercover video, telling the undercover 'Muslim donors' how she can keep their $5,000,000.00 donation to PBS anonymous. Meanwhile, the mainstream news media acts like South Park's Officer Barbrady, saying, "Nothing to see here. Move along."

He Strikes Again

New media journalist extraordinaire James O'Keefe has struck again. This time, he and two actors, posing as extremist Muslim donors, caught Ron Schiller, NPR Foundation's Senior VP for Development, in an undercover video. The unsuspecting NPR exec was caught on the video vocalizing his disdain for middle America, Jews, non-intellectuals, evangelicals, and gun-owners. Then, Schiller suggested that Public Broadcasting shouldn't even need taxpayer money as he gesticulated wildly. Ron Schiller and former CNN Rick Sanchez should get their own show on MSNBC out of this.

I Was Just Wondering....

Where is Charlie Sheen? We never see him anymore....

What A Guy

Joran Van Der Sloot, the Dutch vacationer who murdered young Peruvian Stephany Tatiana Flores Ramirez, and suspected in the disappearance of Alabama teen Natalee Holloway, will plead momentary insanity in the Peruvian's murder. Is it just me, or does his name sound like a water slide you would find in a Dutch amusement park? ("Did you take a turn down the Vandersloot?"). Now that he will be tucked away in a Peruvian prison for 3-5 years, Mr. Eurotrash probably will be referred to as 'an amusement park ride' by his cellmate. (if you know what I mean).

Loon Of The Week

It's time for The RedSquirrel Report's resident liberal, The Longfellow Loon, to bestow his weekly award for supreme looniness. Take it away, Longfellow. The floor is all yours.     LOOOLOOOLOOOOLOOOOLOOOOOLOOOO!
This week's looooooon of the week is Ohio Congressman Sherrod Brown. I wanted to give it to the unionistas protesting that eeeevil Governor Scott Walker, but those wonderful protesters won Loon Of The Week last time, and as I believe in redistributing every body's income, I also think that it's only fair to give my Loon Of The Week award to someone new. Congressman Brown rightly pointed out that the Nazis, the Communists, and even Hosni Mubarak eliminated labor unions. I was in Madison, and saw the signs. Did you know that the voters in Wisconsin elected a Nazi Governor!!? Well, that's my Looooon Of The Week award for this week. Charlie Sheen is my front runner for next week's award.
LOOOOLOOOOLOOOOLOOOOLOOOO!
Thank you, Longfellow.

It Might Have Been Something I Ate....

.....or it could have been the recent Time Magazine cover with our fearless leader photoshopped with The Gipper. It's strange that suddenly Barry is a fan of Reagan. It couldn't be that his weasel advisers has taken a hint from the shellacking that the mighty Dem's took on November 2, and that the organizer-in-chief is trying to appear more centrist? Now, the non-stop news media tongue bath enters the territory of self-parody. I understand that the next edition of Newsweek will feature a photoshopped image of Dick Cheney blowing into Obama's ear. Also, the next Utne Reader will have an image of Michael Savage doing the old soft shoe with the bamster, with the teaser "I'm Just Wild About Barry". The next edition of Mother Jones? Barry Goldwater in a track uniform, passing a baton to The Prez, with the caption "One Barry passes the baton to the new Barry".
If this keeps up, I'll be coughing up my intestines sometime before election day 2012.