Gather around, children.
Once upon a time, the indigenous people living on this continent lived happily and in total harmony, but then the White devil came and destroyed the world they knew.
The evil White pilgrims arrived in this wonderful wilderness, and began to chop down all the trees. The Ku Klux Klan and the ICE agents discovered brown-skinned persons, and arrested them.
They forced the brown-skinned natives to build huge cages, and broke up the families. They made little coops for the children. Everyone was hungry.
Meanwhile the evil White devils felt the November nip in the air, and started to freeze. They had trouble growing food, and begged the proud native-Americans to teach them how to grow food.
The White honky fools finally let the brown-skinned natives out of their cages, and they saved the White devils, teaching them how to grow victory gardens. They grew lots of corn, pumpkins, and sweet potatoes. They shot turkeys and deer with their bows-and arrows.
The backward White devil knew they owed their lives to the dark-skinned neighbors, and Thanksgiving was created.
After feasting on Turkey, the White devils took a nice nap, and when they woke up,they put the indigenous people in reservations and gave them blankets laced with smallpox.
ICE agents threw many families out of the country while their Ku Klux Klan buddies threw lynching parties.
That is the story of Thanksgiving.
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