Last week, President Trump nominated Judge Brett Kavanaugh to replace Justice Anthony Kennedy on the U.S. Supreme Court. Leftists attacked and protested Trump's pick immediately.Here with a commentary is our very own panic-stricken correspondent, Pajama Boy:
Thank you, RedSquirrel....
Right now, I am reporting from my heavily fortified pillow fort because that orange terror Donald Trump has nominated another right-winger for the Supreme Court.
Candidate Kavanaugh will take away all our rights, and I may lose my right to vote! Women may lose Roe vs. Wade, and we may have our pussy caps taken away!!
I watched him accept his nomination on TV, and saw his family. The elder daughter looks like the 16 year-old girl who bullied me until my Mom had to pull me out of school. I've learned that Kavanaugh is a basketball coach. I bet he blows a whistle like a guard in a concentration camp!
Kavanaugh looks like a happily married White man. THE HORROR!!! I understand he's Catholic, so he'll be taking orders from the Vatican. My hands are shaking as I hold on to my cup of hot cocoa with both hands! This is so terrifying!! My carpel-Tunnel syndrome is flaring up.
Later on, I may take the risk of going outside and scream at the sky until our neighbors tell me to knock it off.
I am hoping the protesters can persuade Kanavaugh to withdraw his nomination, and we can replace him with someone more centrist, like Ruth Bader-Ginsberg or Elena Kagan.
Well, that's all for now. I'm going upstairs for more hot cocoa.
PB
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