Sister Mary Roasts Comedienne Michelle Wolf

A few weeks ago, the White House Correspondent's dinner showcased a nearly unknown comic Michelle Wolf. The high-pitched disaster insulted the women in President Trump's administration, and her performance was almost universally panned.

Here to comment is our correspondent Sister Mary Brokenknuckles:

God bless....

What individual or committee of degenerate asses thought hiring this disaster was a good idea? Before this 'performance', almost nobody had ever heard of Michelle Wolf. After her performance, most normal Americans agreed that Bozo is one unknown comic who should be performing with a paper bag over her head.

She looks like what would happen if  Debbie Wasserman-Schultz was impregnated by a heroin-addicted circus clown. I'm a Catholic nun, but after that performance I'm re-thinking my stance on contraception.

The red-headed devil child insulted Sarah Hackabee-Sanders. Now,if you took away Sarah's class, intelligence, grace, and beauty, you know what you'd have?......Michelle Wolf!

All the laughing metrosexual hyenas at the White House Correspondent's Dinner should have their knuckles smacked. Demon-possessed jerks.

Mother Mary, full of grace.....

I'm glad that our wonderful President didn't attend this 'dinner'. He should have sent an armada of exorcists instead.

One good thing has resulted from Bozo's performance. I understand that the National Emergency Broadcast System will be using that nasally, whiny siren in case of  a national emergency.

God bless.