For the first time in 8 years, I'm not hosting the White House Halloween party. I am at the Deep State Mansion two blocks away, taking a break from my on-going leftist revolution against President Trump and the American people.
I am hiring Communist agitators.....I mean, community organizers, who are training masked AntiFa soldiers all across America. These jobless thugs are doing God's work, putting terror in the hearts of Normal-American fascists.
Halloween is usually fun and scary for The Normals out there on the fruited plain, but watch out for some REAL fun on November 4!
'For Republicans, every day is the 4th of July. For Democrats, every day is April 15, and for Frederica, EVERY day is Halloween!'
As for our daughter Sasha, she's going as California Representative Maxine Waters. It's cute and a little scary. My wife Michelle doesn't need a mask. She just walks around with that perpetual scowl on her face. Ewww!!!
Malia is off at college. I understand she'll be participating in a commie zombie pub crawl.
Speaking of zombies, I hope that Special Persecutor Robert Mueller will be burning the entire Trump campaign at the stake. What a witch hunt!
Right now, our party is in full swing! Uranium One execs are bobbing for bribes with Hillary Clinton. I hope her Mao jacket doesn't get wet.
Oh look! George Soros has arrived as The Evil Emperor Palpatine! Come to think of it, they could be identical twins. Harvey Weinstein and Bill Clinton are here. Hide the women! Creepy!
There's a van parked out by the front gate, where we have the Podesta Brothers 'handing treats' to little trick or treaters.
OH NO! That orange monster Donald Trump and his Secret Service detail are egging our mansion! Release the hounds!!
He hit our crying Hillary supporter lawn decorations. Call CNN!!! This is grounds for impeachment!!!
DAMMIT!!!
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