Wednesday, May 24, 2017
This Story Has Nothing To Do With Bill O'Reilly
The stunningly beautiful woman, named Gretchen, gets her own show on FOXNEWS.
The nerdy, pimply-faced teens decide that just one perfect woman isn't enough, and they create more. The computer-generated hotties all get jobs at FOXNEWS, and get hit on by co-workers. Chet O'Malley, the host of America's top-rated show, is sued for sexual harassment, and he's forced out.
Gretchen is able to transform and re-arrange matter by snapping her fingers. When Chet tries to ask her out one last time, she turns him into a giant, steaming pile of crap.
Can our nerdy heroes stop the chaos they created, or will FOXNEWS fall to last place in the TV ratings? Stay tuned!
The movie executives involved with this project are hoping for a theatrical release in the Summer of 2018.