A RedSquirrel Report Exclusive: RedSquirrel Comes Out Of The Closet

Following the knife attacks at the Crossroads Mall in St. Cloud this weekend, our esteemed Governor Mark Dayton expressed hope that non-Muslims in Minnesota would extend tolerance towards practitioners of the religion of peace.

Your bushy-tailed correspondent greatly appreciates our terrific Governor's message of tolerance, and trusts him and all our liberal friends when they say that real tolerance means that everyone can be free to associate with like-minded individuals without being assaulted or harmed.

And so, I would like to take this time to come out of the closet. It is true that I am a REGISTERED REPUBLICAN RESIDING IN MINNEAPOLIS, AND I WILL BE CASTING MY BALLOT FOR DONALD J. TRUMP, REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT.

I realize that not all leftists will respect my view(s), but I am sure that if I attend a Trump rally or fundraiser that I won't be viciously assaulted by those claiming to be 'anti-Trump protesters.'