Monday, March 14, 2016

Bernie Sanders Needs To Revise His Southern Strategy

Socialist presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has won several Northern states promising free college and healthcare, but Hillary Clinton is winning big in the South.

It appears that Southern liberals like being spoken to in a fake Negro dialect. Maybe Sanders needs to stop sounding so North-eastern, and start speaking like a southern preacher, or begin speaking in Black Jive:

"Ahhh don't feel noways tired. Aaaa've come too faaaar from where Aaah started frum"

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