Wednesday, May 28, 2025

We Ask America: Is New White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt Doing A Good Job?


The RedSquirrel Report wants to know what's our reader's mind, and so, TODAY we ask this question:


Do you approve of the job new White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt is doing? Our readers respond:




'I think she's doing a fantastic job! She really puts those rotten White House Press nabobs in their place!' --R. Griffith, Cincinatti, OH










'I hate that evil Nazi Trump and that fascist Elon Musk, and Karolier Leavitt is a paid, Republican propagandist'. I hope they all die from Ebola!!!!! --Martha (She/ Her) in San Francisco











'If new White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt were a President, she'd be Baberaham Lincoln!' ---G. Algar, Aurora, IL




Friday, May 16, 2025

TOP 10 REASONS WHY LEFTISTS HATE THE WHITE SOUTH AFRICAN REFUGEES


With the LARGELY-IGNORED genocide against White South African farmers reaching a fever pitch, the Black majority savages violently persecute those with light skin and evict them from their farms. As for the BLOODTHIRSTY leaders, they hold large rallies where their followers jump and chant 'KILL THE BOERS''.

This almost makes me miss the good 'ole days of Apartheid. Recently, America has welcomed some of these persecuted South African refugees over the objections of several Black members of Congress and their rabid supporters. To them, it's unfair to welcome White refugees while deporting darker-skinned drug dealers, human traffickers, and violent criminals from the third world.

There are even TikTok videos of Black 'Americans' suggesting that these White People should be 'hunted down.'

From the home office in Bovey, Minnesota, here are THE TOP TEN REASONS WHY LEFTISTS HATE THE WHITE SOUTH AFRICAN REFUGEES:


10. The White South African refugees wave AMERICAN flags

  9. THE HATERS WANT ALL WHITE PEOPLE DEAD 

  8. These White refugees WORK FOR A LIVING

  7. To the LEFTIST LUNATICS, the ONLY good White person is a DEAD White person

  6. Because most Democrats HAVE LOST THEIR MINDS

  5. None of the refugees have offered any Corruptocrat a bribe 

  4. Because the White refugees came into the country LEGALLY

  3. Because the White refugees probably won't vote DEMOCRAT

  2. Because they have good manners,  aren't violent, and excel at math

  1. BECAUSE THEY'RE WHITE

Sunday, May 11, 2025

Wisconsin Governor: Happy 'Inseminated Person's Day'

The Staff here at The RedSquirrel Report wishes everybody a Happy Mother's Day.



                                                         



or, as Democrat oddball Governor Tony Evers calls it, 'Inseminated Person's Day'.

Monday, May 5, 2025

And Now, A Cinco de Mayo Public Service Announcement


This Cinco de Mayo, remember to check the freshness of the mayonnaise in your refrigerator.


If the Miracle Whip or Helmonds is spoiled, just dump the mayo down the cinco.






 

Saturday, April 26, 2025

This Or That

All-American hero Davy Crockett, or




Ghetto trash-talking Texas Representative Jasmine Crockett



Friday, April 25, 2025

The Maryland Man


The following is moreless an actual mainstream news account on the illegal alien Kilmar Abrego Garcia, who was sent home to El Salvador:


A Maryland Man, named KIlmar Abrego Garcia was mistakenly sent back to his home in El Salvador. The Maryland Man is a member of the South American gang MS-13, and the Maryland Man has been discovered to be in the country illegally, but we in the mainstream news media call him 'Maryland Man.'

The Maryland Man is accused of domestic abuse by his former wife, and The Maryland Man has MS-13 tattoos on his knuckles,  The Maryland Man was sent back to El Salvador, and Maryland Democrat Chris Van Hollen visited with The Maryland Man. 

Senator Van Hollen wants to bring Maryland Man back to Maryland. After all, he's The Maryland Man.

The Maryland Man wants a court to rule in his favor, because The Maryland Man fears for his life. The Maryland Man's life is in danger because of dangerous rival gangs. Maryland Man's life will remain in danger if he isn't allowed to return to Maryland, man.

Judge Stephen Boesman is demanding that President Trump's Immigration Czar Tom Homan bring Maryland Man Kilmer Abrego Garcia back to Maryland because even though he IS in the country illegally, he remains The Maryland Man.

We at CNN, MSNBC, THE NETWORKS, AND LOCAL NEWS rarely refer to dangerous illegal aliens and criminals from foreign lands by their real names because it sounds better to call these perps MARYLAND MAN, MINNESOTA MAN, OR NEW YORK MAN instead of MOHAMMED AHMED MOHAMMED OR KILMAR ABREGO GARCIA.

We call him MARYLAND MAN to make it sound like HE BELONGS HERE. He could have been BORN here. We refer  to him as MARYLAND MAN because many illegals commit murder and rape, engage in human trafficking, and sell drugs, but MARYLAND MAN WOULD NEVER DO THAT, In fact, MARYLAND MAN is probably a victim.........OF THAT BIGOTED XENOPHOBE DONALD TRUMP!!!

We here at CNN, MSNBC, and the LOCAL NEWS NEED Maryland Man to return to Maryland because Democrats NEED Maryland Man's VOTE! We only seek DUE PROCESS for Maryland Man because violent third-world gangs are THE DEMOCRAT VOTER BASE!

We here at CNN and MSNBC are SHOCKED....SHOCKED!!!!! that NAZI Trump would DARE to send illegal alien Maryland Man back to his home country!

'Here to explain Maryland Man's plight is Maryland Man's lawyer and a judge who was recently bribed by a South American drug gang...........'