SONG PARODY ALERT!!!! ROBERT PALMER SINGS THE NEW DEMOCRAT THEME SONG REMAKE OF 'SIMPLY IRRESISTABLE'

We're a gang of criminals!

We don't have no principals

They used to call us Liberals

Now we're psycho radicals

We throw your grandma is jail and deny her bail

We steal elections, you can now vote by mail

We were doing fine, then Biden wrecked the country

and gas is unaffordable

Gas is unaffordable

Our methods are unconstitutional

Disaster is unavoidable 

The polling trends are irreversible

Nancy thinks she's invincible

Nobody cares if he falls up the stairs

The American Dream is now a nightmare

There's no baby fornula on the store shelves

and gas is unaffordable

Gas is unaffordable

CNN Lies, and nobody knows where your tax dollars went

(Gas is unaffordable) We're out of our minds, another executive order signed by Joe

Gas is unaffordable

Election Day is unavoidable, Our backs against the wall

Inflation thru the roof, We're heading for a fall

We're making promises and breaking election laws

We're yapping about climate change, but people know that

gas is unaffordable

(CNN Lies, and nobody knows where your tax dollars went)

Gas is unaffordable

(We're all iars, We want to throw Trump in our secret jail)

Our corruption is unparalleled

We free the violent criminals, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

We're crazy not reasonable

The voters are replacable

We are all insane, we all got schiff for brains

We're passing nutty laws while we go down the drain

We were energy independent, but now it seems that

gas is unaffordable

Gas is unaffordable

HEADLINE: BIDEN BEGS SAUDI PRINCE FOR OIL

 

SONG PARODY ALERT!!! Shania Twain Sings The New Transgender Swimmer Lia Thomas Theme Song (Damn! I Win As A Woman!)

Let's go transgender athletes, Come on!

My one-piece on so tight, I'm a sporting news highlite

I'm letting it all hang out!

You girls got no choice, competing with this boy

Don't you scream or shout

A transgender invasion, Mixed gender competition

You think I'm out of my lane

Don't you dare make a sound, just use the right pronoun

Don't you say that this is insane

 

The best thing about swimming against women

I'm really a man and we're bigger and stronger than you 

Oh, oh, oh...... Don't call it crazy, swimming against the ladies

A man in a one-piece covering my tiny man boobs

Oh, oh, oh.......Don't you jeer, or say I'm weird

Oh, oh, oh.......Records I'm a' smashing This sport I'm a' crashing

Don't you dare say that it isn't fair

Oh, oh, oh, As a woman I identify, Don't you dare call me a guy!

Damn, I win against the women!

The best thing about competing against women

I'm really a man and we're bigger and stronger than you

Oh, oh, oh......Don't call it crazy, competing against the ladies

A man in a one-piece and my tiny bulge

Oh, oh, oh.....Women's sports is dead, turning Title 9 on it's head

Oh, oh, oh.....Transgenders empowered, We share the same shower

A shower cap over my hair, Don't say 'It's not fair'

Oh, oh, oh........Don't you cry because of the way I identify

Damn, I win as a women!

Don't say it's wrong or crazy

I sucked as a male swimmer

Now, now I'm a lady

Damn, I win as a women!

The American Dream: Surviving 30 More Months Of Biden

In the years following World War 2, the phrase The American Dream described our can-do spirit. Americans wanted a nice house, a good job, and a society that we can pass on to our Baby Boomer kids even better than the one The World War 2 Generation grew up in.

Then in the 90's, we were told the new generation (Generation X) would inherit a country economically imferior to the country that The Boomers inherited.

Now we're in the 2020's, and the rich and powerful are literally creating a Communist police and surveilance state.  We have a corrupt, senile figurehead 'leading' the executive branch, with a 'Justice' Department sending SWAT TEAMS to the houses of their political opponents.

Gasoline is over $5 a gallon, and baby formula is hard to find. We have gone from The American Dream to 'You Will Own Nothing And You Will Be Happy.'

In 1969, there was a sickness not unsimiliar to Covid, and some Americans died. What did Americans do? We went outside, and rolled in the mud at Woodstock. We went on with our lives. Now, the government and their mouthpieces in the media tell us to 'mask-up', stay indoors, and get 3,4,5,6,7 vaccinations and a booster. We're told to not go to church or our 'non-essential' jobs, but rioting is O.K.

They stole The 2020 presidential election with drop-boxes, harvested ballots, and a 4:00 a.m. vote-count stoppage. If you protest the stolen election, you are sent to Biden's secret prison. You don't even get a trial. 

Violent crime is out of control in Democrat-ran cities, and our rediculous fraudster President has led an invasion of our country with an unprecedented influx of illegal aliens, child traffickers, Fentanyl and drug dealers, rapists, and psychotic killers.

So, what has The American Dream become? This President and his weird gang have been in power for only 18 months. They have 30 months to go, unless divine intervention or something else ends this madness. The American Dream now is somehow surviving 30 more months of Biden. 

There are hospitals that demand you be vaccinated for Covid, or your child cannot get a liver. Young, healthy sports stars are dropping dead with heart attacks brought on by Covid shots. Big Pharma is literally making a killing.

Professional sporting leagues, corporations, and police are kneeling for the worstt Black racist thugs, BLM. The media is complicit, and many Americans have turned it all off. Carjackers and criminal thugs are brazenly robbing decent, hard-working Americans of their American Dream.

What is the government doing about this? They are trying to rob us of our Second Amendment rights, so only the criminals and the police state will have all the guns. They want to take the guns out of the hands of everyday, decent Americans because they are planning to do something to us that we would shoot them for.

Inflation is out of control, and Biden thinks the remedy is to spend even more money on foreign wars and robbing the taxpayer. Congrab passes new spending that make themselves even richer. Speaker Pelosi has her dreamjob. She is a professional thief and insider trader. That's why she hates Donald Trump so much. He exposed Washington DC's corruption applecart.

Meanwhile, Washington is stealing everything that isn't nailed down. They're also stealing your American Dream. Let's take tthe first step and take the country back from these corrupt thieves on Election Day.

Lucy Van Pelt: Chauvin And Noor. This Must Be That White Privilege I Keep Reading About

Dear RedSquirrel Report,

Five  years ago, innocent Blonde yoga instructor Justine Damond was shot to death by Black Somali-Muslim officer Muhamed Moor. Last month, he was set free after serving barely 2 years.

Meanwhile, White Officer Derek Chauvin just keeps having more prison time piled on to his already-lengthy prison sentence. Last week, a court added 20 more years to his prison sentence. The 20 extra years were added because the court decided that Chauvin 'violated Floyd's civil rights.' 

The White officer was convicted of the 'murder' of Black thug George Floyd, even though Floyd over-dosed on Fentanyl during his arrest. George Floyd was breaking at least 2 laws at the time he was arrested, and was in and out of prison for a myriad of criminal activites throughout his adult life.

Floyd also forced his way into a pregnant woman's apartment, and stuck a pistol barrel into her pregnant stomach as two criminal associates looked for money and drugs in her place. If you were not high on drugs, could you EVER see yourself doing anything like this?

Derek Chauvin was convicted because an angry mob formed outside the Hennepin County Courthouse, and the terrified jury didn't want to see any more riots. There was no angry mob or riots for Justine.

The white officer will probably spend the rest of his ruined life for the 2nd and 3rd-degree 'murder' of the drugged-up Black criminal, while a Black Muslim is free after murdering an innocent, White woman. This is Bullshit. This is Black Supremacy. This is what goes on in Democrat-ran cities.

I'm not a lawyer. I'm just a 9-year-old girl.They tell me that if I say 'White Girl Lives Matter', I might be murdered by Black Lives Matter thugs. Indianapolis Mom Jessica Doty-Whitaker was murdered by BLM thugs just for saying that 'All Lives Matter.' 

I go to an government school where they try to teach me Critical Race Theory. I'm blamed for America's sins because I'm White. The government school is trying to make tmy Black classmates hate me.

This must be that White Privilege I keep hearing and reading about.

Lucy Van Pelt, 9. St. Paul, Minnesota

Joe 'Ron Burgundy' Biden's Word Salad Of The Day

My administration has created the most jobs in our country's history, unlike my predesessor who lost the most jobs. There were no jobs when I became President. Thousands of Americans have jobs because of Build Back Better!!!! I have the highest poll numbers in the country's history! ME.......JOE BIDEN!

Repeat the line.

My administration has created the most jobs in our vountry's history, unlike my predesessor who lost the most jobs, There were no jobs when I became president. Thousands of Americans have jobs because of Build Back Better!!!! I have the highest poll numbers in the country's history! ME......JOE BIDEN!

Don't repeat the line. Go to the next line.

This country needs oil, but American fossil fuels are causing global climate change. I have opened our national oil reserves, and now we're buying oil from our friends Russia and Saudi Arabula because foreign oil is cleaner than the dirty oil dug up in America!

The previous administration and their supporters tried to insurrect our Capitol on January 6th. We arrested scores of right-wing, grey-haired nazis, and our Jan 6 Select Committee are getting to the bottom of Donald Trump's attempted destruction of democracy!

Hetriedtoleadaviolentinsuurectionizingofthecountryzzzzazzzullllllll......

These mean-spirited right-wingers are also denying wpmen's reproductive health care, sending all women to the back alley. If they get their way, women will no longer be allowed to see their doctor!!!!

These Republican devils are RACIST!!!!!! They hate lesbians, gays, and transgendered-Americans. I'm proud to have 2 transgenders in my administration, at least one gay, several latinx's, many escapees from mental asylums, and I'm proud to be the only president to have nominated a Black womyn for the Supreme Court, although apparently she can't define what a woman is. Make sure to say this applause line really loud!

We are in the process of delivering on gun control. Soon, only The Taliban, dictators, The Chinese military, and The Police will have guns! Oh, and my former boss sold guns to drug kingpins in 'Operation Fast And Furious. !We have concrete proof that gun-free zones work! Just look at Chicago!

As for the rest of you, toughtoenailsshhlluptuppppppppp!!!!!

We are opening our Southern border to new Democrat voters, drug dealers, terrorists, and human traffickers! Whoops! The Republicans put that on the teleprompter! We have busses of new neighbors coming into your city.They do the work that Americans WON'T DO!

Well, my handlers are telling me that's the end of the speech. I have to take my nap. Goodnight.

Another Sheriff Buford T. Justice Commentary: We Should Be Building Prisons For All These Criminal Jack-Asses

With violent, psychotic criminals running wild in Democrat-ran cities, and Soros-funded, easy-on-crime city D.A.'s refusing to keep them in jail, the outcry for law enforcement is being heard from coast-to-coast. Here with a commentary is our law enforcement corrrespondent, Sheriff Buford T. Justice:

This is Smokey Bear, and I'm in high-speed pursuit of all you little punk criminals! If I was in chatrge of law enforcement in this country, the first thing I would do is punch these idiot leftist D.A.'S AND THAT ASSHOLE GEORGE SOROS RIGHT IN THE MOUTH!

I would like to get my hands on these violent animals an' hang them from the highest tree! Instead of another 'infrastructure' bill, I'd spend a few billion on building new prisons.I'd 'smash and arrest' these little 'smash and grabbers.' My problem with police brutality is THERE ISN'T NEARLY ENOUGH OF IT!

If that jerk George Floyd was kept in prison where he belonged, he'd probably be ALIVE TODAY!

I blame the idiot voters in these communist cities. They blame Whites and Republicans for all their problems. Chicago is ran by a Black commie, New York City is ran by a Black leftist, Baltimore is ran by Black leftists, Los Angeles is ran by an Wop Italian Moor. Washington D.C.'s former Mayor, Marion Berry was literally videotaped in a hotel room smoking crack with a hooker! Guess what......He's also Black!

If you're an under-aged criminal, you should be locked up in a dog kennel!! Violent rioters, car-jackers, and A LOT of politicians belong in prison! Lock their asses up!

Meanwhile, the Democrats are imprisoning patriotic Americans for protesting the stolen presidential election. That is straight-up Communism! Somebody should hire an armada of the MEANEST lawyers around, and sue the living SHIT out of the corrupt government!

Nancy Pelosi is as corrupt as the day is long. She belongs in prison, but somebody should hire an exorcist and get at that unclean spirit living inside her head! As for Adam Schiffhead, you think his eyes are all buggy now, just wait until he has to take a prison shower!

As for Joe Biden's worthless kid Hunter, I think a judge will need a calculator to determine his prison sentence! The problem is, the biggest criminals are running the country!

I miss the country that used to respect the law. This senile, corrupt jerk Biden is waving illegal aliens into the country. He belongs in prison, or a home for the elderly.

Well, that's all for now. This is Sheriff Buford T. Justice. Don't go home. Don't take a tinkle. Don't take a dump on the sidewalk. Oh, you can think about it........Just DON'T DO IT.

That's a big 10-4, Scumbums! Over and out!