Ralphie Wiggum: I'm Getting My Covid Shot Because Big Bird Told Me To!

Oops, I just ate some glue......

Recently, I saw that our wonderful President Joe Brandon tweeted Big Bird , and I saw that Big Bird just got his vaccine for Covid! I am very happy to see that The Muppets care about their neighbors enough to 'mask up' and vaccinate themselves!

When it comes to making life and death decisions, I think we should all take the advice of a guy playing a character in a large, yellow bird costume!

I was super happy to see Super-Nintendo man come out of the closet! Well, he doesn't really exist. Super-Nintendo man is a super hero drawn with ink and paint on paper. An artist draws a little 'word balloon' that tells us what our hero says. I guess an ink drawing can't really have a sexual identity.

I would like to see Tickle-Me-Elmo run for president. I think he could re-assure the Muslim terrorists that America means no harm. He could tickle our enemies, and everyone would love America again. I just hope their leaders don't take 'tickling' the wrong way, and begin yelling 'Stranger Danger!'

I think it's just great when our cartoons do our virtue signalling for us! Real people might disagree on too many things! Rand Paul scares me! He's a Republican meanie, and he tells people that the  government isn't ALWAYS RIGHT! 

THAT'S UNPOSSIBLE!!!!

Just look how the government treats the Native-Americans! They get their own places called 'reservations'! It's like living in heaven!

Now, there's the Omnigoogle Covid variant in South Africa that will soon be invading America! I hope it doesn't kill everybody! Maybe we need Batman to tell everybody to get another Booster. Quick! Mayor Biden, send the 'bat-signal!'

Oops, I just ate some more glue.......and accidently swallower a crayon! 

My Idea: The Kyle Rittenhouse Investment Club

I got this idea from former Covington High School student Nicholas Sandmann, who sued CNN. I heard that hey agreed to pay him $250,000,000 for defamation.

It looks like Kyle Rittenhouse has a good case against Joe Biden, CNN, MSNBC, and many other parties who falsely referred to the teenager as a murderer and a White Supremacist. He may be incredibly wealthy very soon.

This gives me an idea. I call this idea 'The Kyle Rittenhouse Invsetment Club.'

It works like this:

You/me (the 'investors') send Kyle and his lawyers money for his legal costs, and they sue the living Hell out of these leftist creeps who defamed him. Kyle gets his cut, the lawyers get their cut, and the investors get theirs. 

Hopefully, CNN and MSNBC might not even exist after Team Kyle is done with them. I hope that Kyle has an armada of the meanest lawyers he can find. 

If you want, you can comment on my idea in my comment section..........

Joe Biden's Gang Of Supervillians

In the 1970's, ABC introduced Superfriends, a Saturday morning TV extraveganza featuring Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, and Batman. Their home is The League of Justice Building.

Their enemies were The Legion of Doom, a gang of supervillians. Their headquarters looked like Darth Vader's mask. Bizzaro, Lex Luther, The Black Manta, Brainiac, Scarecrow, and other bad guys waged a DIABOLICAL, weekly war against The Superfriends.

The Biden Regime reiminds me of a gang of supervillians. If I wanted to wreck America, I'd do EVERYTHING that the current resident of The White House is doing. Biden and his gang of all-star leftist lunatics are harming America, and it seems as if Biden is ruining America on purpose.

The titular head of this gang of leftist supervillians is Joe Biden. His son Hunter refers to his Dad as 'Mr. Big.' Mr. Big  is a terrific name for the head of a supervillian gang.. Mr. Big is extremely corrupt. He's never worked, but is obscenely wealthy.

His Vice-President, Kamala Harris, has an annoying, obnoxious laugh. Her supervillian name could be 'The Hyena.' His Secretary of Energy, former Michigan Governor Jennifer Granholm laughs when a reporter asks her about the American people suffering from HIGH gasoline prices. I'd call her 'The Inappropriate Joker.'

Mr. Big's Transportation Secretary, former Ft. Wayne mayor Pete Buttigeig, was hired because he's gay and Mr. Big wanted at least one homosexual in his cabinet. Buttigeig looks like Alfred E. Newman, and seems to be mostly useless, but he can sweep the floors or something.

He disappeared for 2 months. He took 'paternity leave', so he and his partner could both take care of their adopted baby. 

Recently, Mr. Big nominated Tracy Stone-Manning, an eco-terroriist to be Director of Land Management. It's almost like Biden is doing this supervillian stuff on purpose.

His Attorney General, Merrick Garland, is using his position to punish everyday Americans. About 5 years ago, his nomination to the Supreme Court was rejected by Republicans. Now, he wreaks his vengeance against anyone with an 'R' next to his or her name. I understand he flies around around in a huge black judge robe and harasses mothers who attend school board meetings.

Mr. Big's  transgender Director of Health and Human Services is Dr. Rachel Levine, formerly Dr. Richard Levine.  If you use the wrong pronoun around him/her............WATCH OUT!!!!!!

I am thinking about what-who we call this oerson. HIM/HER? Transgender Weirdo? There's many directions we can go here.

Recently, Mr. Big nominated Saule Omorova for Comptroller of the Currency. She wanred to do away with your personal bank account. I understand this ultra-communist is TOO RADICAL FOR THE DEMOCRATS IN THE SENATE, and her nomination was scrapped.

Of course, everybody knows Doctor Anthony Fauci. Let's call him Doctor Death.

We need heroes to do battle against these authoritarian weirdos. This kid who was acquitted in Wisconsin, Kyle Rittenhouse, should be one of our junior members of our League of Justice. Let's call him The Kenosha Kid.

Donald Trump (The Orange Ballbuster) can lead our League of Justice. He and our heroes fight for Truth, Justice, and The American Way.

There should be a Saturday morning cartoon.

A Joe Biden Thanksgiving Limerick

For Thanksgiving, Joe's going to Nantucket

He tells the American people to 'suck it.'

Inflation is thru the roof

He never tells the troof

When he speaks, I think I need a burp bucket

Yes, Slow Joe's heading to Nantucket

When someone asks a tough question? He'll duck it

No one can afford gasoline

You'll be fired for refusing the vaccine

Before the ChiComs he'll take his tail and tuck it

Yes, the clown's headed to Nantucket

In the ditch our economy he stuck it

The pipelines are all closed

and the taxpayers are being hosed

The Golden Goose? Biden will PLUCK it.

Nicolae Carpathia:Wishes America A Happy Thanksgiving

All Hail Satan!

Things are right on track, even though some of our Satanic agenda is being tied up in the courts.  Our point man Joe Biden promises us that HIS vaccine mandate will be law by January 2022. 

He promises us that his huge boondoggle bill will be passed soon, and 145,000 new I.R.S. agents will be snouting around every American's bank account. We also want to hire thousands of neighborhood snitches!

We're toying with the idea of building 100 new tax prisons! 1n 10 years, no one will own ANYTHING AND THEY WILL LOVE IT!!! 

As for the new vaccine mandate for businesses with 100 employees or more, all we would need is to repeal that silly U.S. Constitution. That might be difficult.

I don't know why so many Americans refuse to submit to the government. The vaccine is completely safe. It's perfectly normal for healthy, 8 year olds to suffer heart attacks.

The Kyle Rittenhouse trial was a set-back. We lost 2 of our foot soldiers, and that jury defied our leftist mob by judging that punk acted in self-defense! 

We're STILL holding 400 everyday Americans in Biden's secret prisons. Our F.B.I. is torturing those January 6  prisoners daily, and we believe that most Americans don't even care anyway. 

Our AG Merrick Garland is busy treating parents as domestic terrorists, sucking up to our government school teacher's unions! ALL HAIL SATAN!!!

Soon, we will complete our conquest of The United States. We have thousands and thousands of Covid-untested illegal aliens being bussed and flown into red states. Very soon, America will be overran and forced to accept our Great Reset!!!

Armies of smash-and-grab thieves are stealing EVRYTHING in San Francisco stores. This pilot program is coming to a city near you!

Our friends at facebook and Twitter are censoring American conservatives, and we're hard at work to confiscate guns from American gun-owners.

Remember, 6uild 6ack 6etter!

Happy Thanksgiving. ALL HAIL SATAN!!!

HEADLINE: BIDEN'S PERSONAL GESTAPO ARRESTS TRUMP SUPPORTER BANNON, TREATS HIM LIKE HANNIBAL LECTER

 

Our Legal Expert Reacts To The Rittenhouse Prosecuters

Your bushy-tailed correspondent is paying attention to the Kyle Rittenhouse murder trial. Leftists in the media have tried to slander this kid as a 'White Supremacist', but it doesn't square with the fact that the three rioters he shot were ALL WHITE CRIMINALS.

The prosecutor's case is that Kyle should not have brought his gun to a riot, and that he should have just let these violent criminals beat him or kill him. If the corrupt, ultra-blue local government had defended Kenosha from the rioters, Kyle wouldn't need to defend himself with a gun.

We asked our legal expert to react to the prosecuter's closing argument. This is his reaction: