Monday, November 30, 2020

You Were Serious About That?..............

Do you remember that scene in the 1992 comedy hit My Cousin Vinny, where the country judge played by Fred Gwynne warned Cousin Vinny that he had better start dressing appropriately for court proceedings.

Cousin Vinny responds by saying, 'You were serious about that?'




I say the same thing to myself whenever I hear or read ANTHING said by Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. I'm still not sure if she is a real person or just an SNL skit.


Monday, November 23, 2020

Hey Grandpa, What's For Thanksgiving Supper?


Welllllllllllllll,

We have Democrat GOVERNOR TURKEYS ordering you to NOT celebrate Thanksgiving with your Mom n' Pop.......

.....and we got BALLOT STUFFING in corrupt states where the cheatin' NEVER STOPS.......

..........We're ordering you to wear a mask over your face. Don't you swear an' say 'OH, FUDGE!!!' ..........

If you refuse, then we might send you to a judge.........

OH, CRAP!!!!!!!!


 

Wednesday, November 11, 2020

And Now, A 2020 Election Update With Professor Walter Tourgeson



I think the act of voting is SACRED, just like a farmer sees the soil as SACRED. So, let's take a look at what has happened so far in The 2020 Presidential Election. At the college I teach, I asked my students who they thought will be the winner and why the candidate SHOULD win. One female student raised her hand, and said:

'Joe Biden will prevail because the mail-in votes will overtake Trump's totals in battleground states Michigan, Wisconsin, Arizona, Georgia, Pennsylvania, and perhaps North Carolina.'

I looked around the class and asked everyone, 'Is she RIGHT? That's the version popular on CNN, MSNBC, the the liberal networks.

But, AAAUUUUGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!AAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHH!!!!!

DID YOU NOTICE THAT EVERY SINGLE VOTE COUNTED SINCE ELECTION NIGHT WAS FOR BIDEN!!!???? NO?????

On Election Night, President Trump was well on his way to re-election, then The Democrats stopped the counting in key battleground states. The next day, Biden was suddenly nearing victory. I don't know about you, but I find this highly suspicious.  I SMELL A RAT!!!! AAAUUUGGHHH!!!!!!

They found the voter software in just one Michigan county turned Trump votes into a votes for Biden. I wonder about all the other Michigan counties......OR THE OTHER STATES THAT ALSO USE THE SAME SOFTWARE, HAMMER AND SCORECARD.

In Philadelphia, the local Democrat crooks threw the Republican poll watchers out, even AFTER a judge ordered them to let the Republican poll watchers be let back into the room. These corrupt creeps should be arrested! THIS CRAP ALSO HAPPENED IN DETROIT!!! AAAAAUUUUGGGHHHHH!!!!

In Wisconsin, they're finding lots of voting irregularities that need further investigating. In many states. the number of total votes EXCEED the number of registered voters.

The news networks project that Biden has won, but NEWS NETWORKS DO NOT GET TO ANOINT OUR PRESIDENT. I know that a lot of you don't like President Trump, but THE PRESIDENT HAS RIGHTS TOO!!! THIS ELECTION ISN'T OVER YET. 

Don't be surprised if The Supreme Court finds in favor of Trump. in these battleground states, and we learn that Trump won in a LANDSLIDE. 

What's going to happen when these happy little know-nothings dancing around in Democrat-ran cities find out that Biden might lose????? I DON'T WANT TO BE IN A CITY WHEN OR IF THIS HAPPENS...........

Class dismissed.............................




Thursday, November 5, 2020

And Now, An Update From Chairman Of The Biden For President Campaign Committee......


My fellow Americans,

As you know,  Soon to-be President-elect Joe Biden is just 6 electoral votes from winning the presidential election. We call on President Trump to end this national nightmare, and admit defeat.

We are still finding ballots in battleground states Michigan, Wisconsin, Georgia, Arizona, Pennsylvania, and North Carolina, and we violate their rights if we don't COUNT EVERY VOTE!!!! We are still harvesting ballots, and we're still receiving hundreds of thousands of mailed ballots. We cannot deny the rights of millions of Americans terrified by Covid 19.

President Trump has already caused the death of millions of Americans. It's not fair that he also disenfranchise the American people of their right to safely vote by mail.

Our people at the networks and cable news called Arizona way, way, too early, yet refused to call Georgia, North Carolina, and Texas! They are doing OUTSTANDING WORK!

Meanwhile, our poll workers in Arizona passed Sharpie markers to voters in heavily Republican counties. The ink bleeds through and spoils the ballot! We found over 100,000 votes in Michigan. All of these votes went to our guy, which proves how much America hates Trump!

Our muscle in Philadelphia locked out trouble-making Republican poll watchers, even after a judge ordered to let them in. THAT'S HOW MUCH OUR TEAM CARES FOR THE PEOPLE! WE'RE BREAKING THE LAW BECAUSE THE LAW STANDS IN THE WAY OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE!!!

Our friends at the networks and cable news are filling the airwaves with TOTAL GARBAGE, making the American People believe our 'Biden will win' narrative; 

We call on President Trump to concede, and call on his supporters to get behind the new president-elect, and stop spreading disinformation on Facebook and Twitter. We're confident that Joseph Biden will prevail. Thank you.



ABC NEWS / Washington Post Poll: Biden Leads Trump By 17 Points In Wisconsin

 Two days after Election Day. Still too close to call........