Questions For 2019 Democrat Presidential Debate

The Democrat presidential candidates are preparing for the upcoming debates, where they will supposedly talk about the issues effecting the American people. Here are some questions your bushy-tailed correspondent would ask if I was to moderate these debates:


1. Former president Obama bragged about ruining the U.S. coal industry. If you're elected President, which American industries will YOU destroy?

2.If you lose the general election, will you respect the outcome? (or will you conduct a 2-year long coup/witch hunt  against President Trump?)

3. Do you have any experience in the private sector?

4. Who deserves sanctuary....Illegal aliens or homeless vets?

5. Who deserves sanctuary....Illegal aliens or their American victims of murder or rape?

6. Former President and economic illiterate Obama used to talk about a magic wand that would supposedly bring back American jobs. If you had a magic wand, how would you use it to improve the lives of American workers?

7. How will the New Green Deal improve life in The United States?

Warning: This City Is Ran By Democrats

Have you ever taken a wrong turn and mistakenly entered a city or state ran by Democrats? Usually, they are impoverished war zones and the sidewalks are covered with human excrement. There are homeless camps everywhere, and their congressional representatives don't reside in their district.

As you enter these god-awful places, there is a large sign on the side of the road that might say something like Welcome To California---The Golden State!

There should be a law that these signs should serve as a warning about the place you're entering. Imagine that you're driving into a city ran by Democrats and you see signs like these:

Welcome To Los Angeles: Come For The Rats, Stay For The Typhus

Welcome To San Francisco: Watch Your Step!!!

Welcome To Chicago: We're Number One!!! (In Gang Violence)

Welcome To Minneapolis: Come For The Weather, Stay For The Welfare

Welcome To Trenton: The Corruption Capitol Of The U.S.

A Question For Robert De Niro

In the past, Hollywood Trump-hater Robert De Niro has made physical threats against our President. Now, he has said that IMPRISONING President Trump will Make America Great Again.

Your bushy-tailed correspondent has a question for Mr De Niro:

Are you talking to us?



ARE YOU TALKING TO US?????

AG William Barr Investigating the investigators? (Song Parody Of 'Both Sides Now')

Robert Mueller released his 2 year report
The Democrats say that it comes up short
Leftists cry in their pillow forts
They still want impeach our prez

Adam Schiff still says there's a smoking gun
He goes on CNN and gaslights everyone
All the poor libs, they look so stunned
They believe everything don lemon says


AG Barr is investigating the other side now
Comey and Brennan and that Hillary cow  
The  F.B.I. and the msm have a lot of gall
Mueller found no collusion.....at all.

Ohr and Strzok and Lisa Page
They might wind up in a prison cage
Mueller's report was over 400 page(s)
But there was not much in there

The Democrats want Barr to testify
Maybe we can catch him in a lie
Anything to take the heat off The F.B.I.
The FISA court and the fake dossier

AG Barr is investigating the other side now
Maybe he'll get to the bottom of this somehow
and obama will take a big fall
It's hard to tell.......at all

Now we've learned it was all a coup
Every day we're learning something new
Dopey Americans watch 'The View'
The msm is full of crap

It's the deep state and the establishment
How can this happen to our government?
Al this money can be spent
to harass our President?

Well, AG Barr is on the case now
Maybe he'll to the bottom of this somehow
the crooks will then reside behind prison walls
and he''ll throw the book....at them all

Cinco de Mayo (Did You Remember To Check Your Mayonnaise For Freshness?)

Sunday was Cinco de Mayo, the day that you should check to make sure the mayonnaise in your refrigerator is fresh.

Open the lid, and give it a smell test. If it doesn't smell fresh, make sure you dump the mayo down the cinco.

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The Ballad Of Ilhan Omar (Song Parody Of 'Copacabana' By Barry Manilow)

Her name is Ilhan, She's an extremist
A hijab on her hair, She gives speeches for HAMAS and CAIR
She's always haranguing, bad-mouthing America
She's a leftist superstar, We think she goes way too far
She supports FGM,, She's an unhinged Dem
She wears a hijab and supports shariah law
It's her right as a woman

Hey, It's Ilhan, It's ilhan Omar
She hates Jews and Trump so that makes her a big star
It's Ilhan, Ilhan Omar
Hijab's her fashion, Hating's her passion
It's Ilhan Omar
She likes to shove it (in our faces)

Her name is Ilhan, She's a Big Hater
A Democrat nightmare, Acts like she's a committee chair
Our laws don't matter, She married her own brother
She goes way too far, She's really lowering the bar
 She really hates the Jews, She's always on the news
The voters at CD5 say 'There's no way she can lose.'

Hey, It's Ilhan, It's Ilhan Omar
She hates Jews and Trump so that makes her a big star
It's Ilhan, It's Ilhan Omar
Hijab's her fashion, and hating's her passion
It's Ilhan Omar
She likes to shove it (in our faces)

It's Ilhan Omar
It's Ilhan Omar
Hijab's her fashion
Hating's her pass-hion

Her name is Ilhan, She's a Muslim extremist
Her voters don't really mind, The local news kisses her behind
The Democrats see no folly, in importing 70,000 Somalis
All the terrorists we can train, The infidels we'll put in chains
The voters are so blind, They believe the bs on Channel 9
We lost the state, we lost our sense.....Have we lost our minds?

Hey, it's Ilhan, It's Ilhan Omar
She hates Jews and Trump so that makes her a big star
It's Ilhan, It's Ilhan Omar
Hijab's her fashion, and hating's her passion
It's Ilhan Omar
She likes to shave it (in our faces)

Don't vote for her.....................

A Word From Our New Sponsor: Give Sanctuary To An Illegal (With Sally Struthers)

And now, a word from our new sponsor....





Hi, I'm Sally Struthers.

Thousands, perhaps millions of undocumented immigrants, drug dealers, rapists, murderers, and human traffickers are seeking 'sanctuary' in America.

Our friends in the government, as well as Lutheran and Catholic charities are doing their part to bring these poor souls into YOUR neighborhood, but what are YOU doing to help these foreigners?

Here at 'Sanctuary For Illegals', people like YOU can sponsor an illegal.....or dozens of illegals, and show them that you CARE.

We will send you photo(s) of all the illegals you sponsor. All you have to do is send us $2,000 for every undocumented immigrant and we will move the illegal(s) into YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD.

Your neighbors will thank you!

So, will you please open your heart, and give sanctuary to an illegal today? Thank you!