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Reporting From The Minnesota D.F.L. Halloween Party

Good evening, folks. This is your bushy-tailed correspondent reporting from The D.F.L. PARTY'S Halloween party in the lobby of The Minnesota State Capitol Building. As you know, for many of the leftist weirdos and freaks that make up OUR party's elected  caucus, EVERY DAY IS HALLOWEEN!!!

Case in point, here comes Minnesota State Representative Leigh Finke! GOOD HEAVENS, WHAT A SCARY..................COSTUME! Oh, and I see Minnesota Lieutenant Governor Peggy Flanagan in a VERY convincing Trans Terrorist costume! That is, I THINK it's a costume!

Now, this party is being hijacked by our very own Somali pirate, mayoral candidate Omar Fateh.

Over there in the corner are dozens of The D.F.L's loyal AND CORRUPT SOMALI supporters, along with our most powerful members of The Minnesota State Legislature, BOBBING FOR BRIBES AND FRAUDULENT GIVEAWAYS!!!

Joining in on the fun is Minnesota's Governor, Tampon Timmy Walz in his Elmer Fudd costume! 

THERE ARE NUMEROUS TRANS ACTIVISTS AND CROSS-DRESSING DRAG QUEENS HERE, AND WE'RE PLEASANTLY SURPRISED BY THE ARRIVAL OF FORMER STATE SENATOR NICOLE MITCHELL IN HER CAT-BURGLER COSTUME.

Look at this! All the way from Somalia by way of Washington D.C. is District 5 Representative Ilhan Omar with her husband-brother!! They have fake bombs strapped on to their costumes. At least,  I HOPE they are fake!

The Corrupt Governor's wife Gwen is handing out goodies and treats to the trick-or-treaters, taxing some of the goblins of their treats and giving their candy to the Somali and illegal alien trick-or-treaters.

Many of the guests are gathered around the satanic display-decoration chanting to BAAL, the idol of child sacrifice. Retiring Senator and former Planned Parenthood MN VP Tina Smith is leading the chanting. I understand she's isn't seeking re-election because she wants to spend more time with her unaborted grandchildren,

Uh-oh! ICE AGENTS have showed up, and are throwing eggs AND TAMPONS through the windows, and now they are arresting several guests. We are learning that the guests arrested are human traffickers and drug dealers, not just illegal migrants.

It looks like the party is breaking up now, because many of the guests are being taken away in police vans, and there's no QUORUM left. 

This is YOUR BUSHY-TAILED CORRESPONDENT reporting from The D.F.L. Halloween Party,

 LIVE from the State Capitol Building. We'll see you again next year! Happy Halloween, everybody!

Happy Indigenous Life Form Day

A week from today, OCTOBER 14, I will be celebrating Indigenous Life Form Day. That's the day the great SPACE explorer Khan Noonien Singh discovered the ONLY INDIGENOUS LIFE FORM ON CETI ALPHA 6.

Of course, I will be celebrating Columbus Day next Monday, October 13. Christopher Columbus is arguably one of the greatest explorers in human history, sailing the ocean blue in 1492 before reaching The West Indies. In 1510, he founded the Ohio city we now call ''Columbus.''

In 1990, his great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandson Chris Columbus directed the Christmas holiday classic ''Home Alone''

The only indigenous life form on Ceti Alpha 6

500,000!!!!

I was just checking my dashboard and realized that this blog has reached 500,000 pageviews since it's start in February 2011. It reached 500k on September 15th.  I thank you for checking it out!

Thinking Of All The Victims Of A Federal Government Shutdown

They say there will be a federal government shutdown at midnight tonight if there's no congressional agreement on a budget,

 What will happen to the MILLIONS OF D.E.I, no-work FEDERAL jobs, and all the inflated salaries? GONE......

FEDERAL EMPLOYEES doing the important WORK of sneaking illegal aliens, drug dealers, and violent criminals from the third world into the country and giving them free benefits and medicare? IF THEY'RE SENT BACK TO THEIR HOME COUNTRIES, WHO will the democrats get to vote for them? 

 ALL THAT GOVERNMENT graft, money-laundering, or fraud, screwing the American tax payer, GONE

All the WAR PROFITEERS? What will become of THEM???

What about all of the CORRUPT LOBBYISTS? Where will they GO? Will they STARVE????????

FINALLY, WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THE I.R.S.??!!

LET'S HOPE THAT CONGRESS AGREES ON A BUDGET TONIGHT BEFORE TIME RUNS OUT!!!

Minnesota's Knucklehead Tim Walz Compares KImmel's 4 -Day Suspension To The Horrors Of North Korea

A couple weeks ago, talk show host Jimmy Kimmel was suspended for four days, and the enterainment press acted like it was the end of the world. We were told (in my case, I was PROMISED) that his late-night show was CANCELLED  by either The Trump Administration or The Disney Corporation. 

Our unhinged voice of non-reason, Minnesota governor Tim Walz said that Kimmel's four-day suspension was something that would happen in Communist hellhole North Korea. To Walz, Kimmel's 4-day suspension was a heinous violation of his First-Amendment free-speech rights. 

I cannot believe the people of Minnesota voted for this clown.

Fresh off his unhinged appearence at the DNC Summer meeting, the governor graces this little blog with his well-reasoned rhetoric. Take it away, timmy:

Jimmy Kimmel, the late night comedic genius was CANCELLED FOR FOUR DAYS!!!! OH THE HUMANITY!!!! This was the darkest four days THIS COUNTRY HAS EXPERIENCED since THE J6 INSURGENCY AT THE U.S. CAPITOL!!

I think The Civil War and The Attack at Pearl Harbor AND The attacks of 9-11 PALE IN COMPARISON!!!!

This kind of STUFF happens in NORTH KOREA!!!  You know WHAT ELSE HAPPNS IN NORTH KOREA? THEY STARVE KIDS IN NORTH KOREA!!!  EVIL MINNESOTA REPUBLICANS STARVED KIDS BEFORE THE DEMOCRATS BANNED STARVATION IN MINNESOTA!!!!!!!!! IN NORTH KOREA, 20 YEAR OLDS LOOK LIKE 8 YEAR OLDS BECAUSE THEY ARE SO MALNOURISHED!!!

THE SAME THING HAPPENED IN MINNESOTA BEFORE THE GREAT DEMOCRAT TRIFECTA STOPPED THE HORRIFIC REPUBLICAN FAMINE!!!!

The evil Republicans also BANNED BOOKS!!! ( pornography in elementary schools). They also banned Jimmy Kimmel.....FOR 4 DAYS I WISH WE COULD BE MORE LIKE COMMUNIST CHINA!!!! THEY NEVER BANNED JIMMY KIMMEL!!!!

I chained myself to the fences ay The White House to PROTEST THE VIOLATION OF JIMMY KIMMEL'S FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS. 

So what if Jimmy Kimmel lied about Charlie Kirk's murderer, saying that the killer was a MAGA right-winger?

EVERYBODY ON TV IS PAID TO LIE FOR BIG PHARMA. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH LYING. I DO IT ALL THE TIME!!!! THE GOVERNMENT IS EXPECTED TO LIE, TO RUIN PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY THOSE J6 RIOTERS,,,,,,,

.....BUT DON'T YOU DARE SUSPEND JIMMY KIMMEL FOR FOUR DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THAT SHOULD NEVER HAPPEN IN AMERICA!!!!

Thank me.Minnesota Governor Tim Walz

A Chump At Oxford

Our hero Charlie KIrk was murdered 16 days ago. On my Twitter timeline, I've discovered countless hateful lunatics CELEBRATING his assassination, mostly employed on college campuses. I now refer to the American university system as ''The Hate-Indoctrination Industry''. 

I used to think that free-speech and debate reigned in these 'institutions of higher learning'. Now I think these Hate-Indoctrination mills are ran by a satanic cult, and should be investigated and defunded. 

These whackjobs say that Charlie Kirk was a racist, sexist meanie, and he deserved to be shot ro death. I believe that he was murdered because he believed in a friendly debate, so he made the demons panic.

There are haters on college campuses all over social media. One of these smug little scholars who celebrated Charlie Kirk's murder is the newly-elected president of Oxford Union. I think his pic on social media screams #RoastMe:  

Hi, I'm George Abaraonye, the newly-elected president of the Oxford Union. That's a university in England. I never heard of Charlie Kirk until I heard that he was a famous American conservative NAZI, so I am glad that Charlie KIrk was assassinated, and I think more Honkeys should die.

But I am not a racist oir anything.

I wannabe a star on social media, so I think being a hateful racist who celebrates the DEATH of those who I disagree with is MY ticket to SOCIAL MEDIA STARDOM! I look like a Milli Vanilli impersonator.  I hope to be a star like my idol Luigi Mangione. #RoastMe