Dad Joke Of The Week

Question: What did Homer Simpson say when Elon Musk fired him from his government job?

Answer: D'OGE!!!!!!

HEADLINE: GEICO CAVEMAN DISRUPTS PRESIDENTIAL ADDRESS

 

DOES DEMOCRAT WI. GOV. TONY EVERS WANT TO CHANGE 'MOTHER'S DAY' TO 'INSEMINATED PERSON'S DAY'?

The Democrats continue to LASH OUT following their Election Day disaster, making absolute fools of themselves. They threaten President Trump and his advisors with bodily harm on TikTok and X/Twitter, and they're trying to use activist leftist judges to paralyze the executive branch from doing it's job.

The Democrat Party has become the party of Corruption, Criminals, Communism, and Cross-dressers-a party of woke idiots, forcing girls to compete with so-called 'trans-women' in sports. When President Trump signed a popular Executive Order stopping so-called trans athkletes (male athletes identifying as female) from participating in girls' sports, the democrats had a hissy-fit.

These lunatic Democrat politicians show us they favor violent illegal aliens (from the third world) over The American People who pay the taxes. They also favor men identifying as women over women  and think that females should be forced to shower in front of naked strangers.

Many Democrats have found revolting ways to show their disrespect for American society. This week, Democrat Wisconsin Governor Tony Evers proposed that the word 'Mother' be sticken in favor of the term 'Inseminated Person.'

Normal Americans love their Mothers. Most Americans affectionatley call their own Mother,  'Mom.' 

Mothers teach their sons and daughters right from wrong, and many Mothers take care of the home AS WELL AS hold down jobs outside the home. 

Normal Americans are probably wondering why the Wisconsin governor would want to take away the term 'Mothers' and replace it with 'Inseminated Persons'. It could be that the Wisconsin Governor is seeking some attention. November's election was disasterous for the democrat's woke army, but apparently the governor thinks that offending Normal-Americans will improve the Democrat's chances of winning in 2026 and 2028.

What will he do NEXT? Replace 'Mother's Day' with 'Inseminated Person's Day'?

MN. SENATOR TINA SMITH ANNOUNCES SHE WON'T RUN FOR RE-ELECTION IN 2026

In a statement, the former V.P. of Planned Parenthood Minnesota said she wants to spend more time with her 4 unaborted grandchildren.

Top 10 Things Overheard At Super Bowl LIX

On Sunday, The Philadelphia Eagles defeated The Kansas City Chiefs 40-22 in Super Bowl LIX. Eagle QB Jalen Hurts threw a 46-yard bomb to DeVonta Smith in the 3rd quarter, making the score 34-0. The route was on.

Before the game even started, President Donald Trump appeared on the Jumbotron, and the crowd cheered wildly. When pop princess and Chief Tight-End Travis Kelce's girfriend Taylor Swift appeared on the Jumbotron, she was met with loud 'boo's'. She played it cool, smiling and giving the crowd a good-natured 'side-eye.'

A Rapper named Kendrick Lamar performed at halftime. He is known best for his 'diss track' hit 'Not Like Us'.

From our home office in Bovey, Minnesota, here are The Top 10 things Overheard At Super Bowl LIX (59)

10. What? I thought Chief's Owner Lamar Hunt was performing at halftime!

  9. Why is Travis Kelce crying? Did Tay-Tay break up with him?

  8. Everyone's cheering Trump!!!!???? Is this The Superbowl.....or a UFC fight?

  7. Call an anbulence! That rapper sounds like he's having a stroke!

  6. Hey Mahomes, yer supposed to throw the ball to the guys in RED!!!!

  5. It looks like The Eagles are 'the over' and The Chiefs are 'the under'.

  4. Has Don Henley scored a touchdown yet?

  3. Wow, the two most-hated teams in The NFL are playing in the Super Bowl. There's the Eagles' cheering section, The Chief's cheering section, and there's the cheering section for everybody else who hopes both teams LOSE!

  2. Is the pre-game program over YET?

  1. I hear Taylor Swift is leaving Travis Kelce for Eagle WR DeVonta Smith.....

Top 10 Reasons Why Beyonce Won The 'Best Country Album Grammy'

Last Sunday, the Grammy Awards were held at The Crypto.com Arena (formerly The Staples Center), and the most talked-about moment was the awarding of 'Best Country Album' Award to Beyonce.

To this bushy-tailed Hollywood reporter, awarding this award to the former Destiny Child singer was a little like former president Joe Biden awarding The Presidential Medal of Freedom to George Soros and Hillary Clinton.

Real country fans are still asking themselves 'How the HELL did this happen?' We here at RSR are trying to understand how the most mediocre talent in the world of Pop can be awarded the 'Best Country Album' Grammy Award.

From our home office in Bovey, Minnesota, here's our newTop 10 list. 'The Top 10 Reasons Why Beyonce Won The Best Country Album Grammy Award':

10. Absentee ballots and dead voters

 9. USAID corruptocrats bribed the voting members of The Recording Academy.

 8. D.E.I.

 7. All the White country artists (as well as Shaboozey) were disqualified.

 6. Lainey Wilson, Chris Stapleton, Luke Bryan, Dan + Shay, Dierks Bentley, Riley Green, Miranda, Lambert, Blake Shelton, and 45 other country chart-toppers failed the mandatory drug / steroid  test.

 5. The Grammy voting members were still angry over Kamala Harris losing the presidential election

 4. because Beyonce and husband Jay-Z demanded that she'd win the award 

 3. The voters hate country music.

 2. Only Beyonce voters would be invitied to the after show 'Diddy party'

 1. The Grammy Awards are a joke.

GROUNDHOGS DAY REPORT: THE MINNESOTA DEMOCRATS SEE THEIR SHADOW

From The MN. House Republicans (@mnhousegop) on Twitter/X...................