Top 10 Things Overheard At Super Bowl LIX

On Sunday, The Philadelphia Eagles defeated The Kansas City Chiefs 40-22 in Super Bowl LIX. Eagle QB Jalen Hurts threw a 46-yard bomb to DeVonta Smith in the 3rd quarter, making the score 34-0. The route was on.

Before the game even started, President Donald Trump appeared on the Jumbotron, and the crowd cheered wildly. When pop princess and Chief Tight-End Travis Kelce's girfriend Taylor Swift appeared on the Jumbotron, she was met with loud 'boo's'. She played it cool, smiling and giving the crowd a good-natured 'side-eye.'

A Rapper named Kendrick Lamar performed at halftime. He is known best for his 'diss track' hit 'Not Like Us'.

From our home office in Bovey, Minnesota, here are The Top 10 things Overheard At Super Bowl LIX (59)

10. What? I thought Chief's Owner Lamar Hunt was performing at halftime!

  9. Why is Travis Kelce crying? Did Tay-Tay break up with him?

  8. Everyone's cheering Trump!!!!???? Is this The Superbowl.....or a UFC fight?

  7. Call an anbulence! That rapper sounds like he's having a stroke!

  6. Hey Mahomes, yer supposed to throw the ball to the guys in RED!!!!

  5. It looks like The Eagles are 'the over' and The Chiefs are 'the under'.

  4. Has Don Henley scored a touchdown yet?

  3. Wow, the two most-hated teams in The NFL are playing in the Super Bowl. There's the Eagles' cheering section, The Chief's cheering section, and there's the cheering section for everybody else who hopes both teams LOSE!

  2. Is the pre-game program over YET?

  1. I hear Taylor Swift is leaving Travis Kelce for Eagle WR DeVonta Smith.....

Top 10 Reasons Why Beyonce Won The 'Best Country Album Grammy'

Last Sunday, the Grammy Awards were held at The Crypto.com Arena (formerly The Staples Center), and the most talked-about moment was the awarding of 'Best Country Album' Award to Beyonce.

To this bushy-tailed Hollywood reporter, awarding this award to the former Destiny Child singer was a little like former president Joe Biden awarding The Presidential Medal of Freedom to George Soros and Hillary Clinton.

Real country fans are still asking themselves 'How the HELL did this happen?' We here at RSR are trying to understand how the most mediocre talent in the world of Pop can be awarded the 'Best Country Album' Grammy Award.

From our home office in Bovey, Minnesota, here's our newTop 10 list. 'The Top 10 Reasons Why Beyonce Won The Best Country Album Grammy Award':

10. Absentee ballots and dead voters

 9. USAID corruptocrats bribed the voting members of The Recording Academy.

 8. D.E.I.

 7. All the White country artists (as well as Shaboozey) were disqualified.

 6. Lainey Wilson, Chris Stapleton, Luke Bryan, Dan + Shay, Dierks Bentley, Riley Green, Miranda, Lambert, Blake Shelton, and 45 other country chart-toppers failed the mandatory drug / steroid  test.

 5. The Grammy voting members were still angry over Kamala Harris losing the presidential election

 4. because Beyonce and husband Jay-Z demanded that she'd win the award 

 3. The voters hate country music.

 2. Only Beyonce voters would be invitied to the after show 'Diddy party'

 1. The Grammy Awards are a joke.

GROUNDHOGS DAY REPORT: THE MINNESOTA DEMOCRATS SEE THEIR SHADOW

From The MN. House Republicans (@mnhousegop) on Twitter/X...................

 

 

MN HOUSE MONTY PYTHON SONG PARODY: THE DEMOCRATS BRAVELY RAN AWAY

On January 14, work began at the Minnesota State House, with only state Republicans showing up for work. The Democrats refused to come to work with the Republicans holding a 1-seat majority. One Democrat, Curtis Johnson, lost his seat when it was discovered that he didn't live in the house district where he ran.

Three weeks later, and the Democrats still refuse to show up. This situation reminds me of that Monty Python character Sir Robin who 'bravely ran away':

T'was when the session started,

The democrats bravely stayed away

They cheated and they lost a seatI

Insisting that they still get paid 

We love spending your tax dollars

and all the corruption, graft, and fraud

Brave, brave, brave, brave D.F.L 'ers!!!!

Leigh Finke and the democrats

refused to come and do their job

We are bravely not showing up to work

We'll send a psychotic mob

One yelled thru a bullhorn

I cannot repeat what he/she said

They demanded we share power

They sent Steve Simon instead

How DARE they oppose us!

WITHOUT A QUORUM!!!!

How DARE they contest us!

We'll run away from this FORUM!!!

If they invite us to come back

We will just ignore 'em!

Brave D.F. L'ers!!!!

There's much work to be done, here in The Minnesota State House, but

The D.F.'ers. REFUSES to come in to work

(WHAT????!!!!)

They BRAVELY refuse to do their job

(THEY WHAT?????!!!!)

The Republicans don't have a quorum

So, if they don't share power, WE'LL INGNORE THEM!!

(IGNORE 'EM!!!!!)

The D.F.L. lost their TRIFECTA on Election Day

So, they just took their ball and RAN AWAY!

(GO ON!!!!)

We'll just bravely not go to work

and we'll bravely STILL GET PAID

Brave, brave, brave D.F.L.'ers!!!!

INAUGURATION DAY ADDRESS: PRESIDENT TRUMP PROMISES TO FIX EVERYTHING THAT BIDEN/HARRIS SCREWED UP

 

HEADLINE: THE HEAD OF THE BIDEN CRIME FAMILY PARDONS THE BIDEN CRIME FAMILY

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