Top Ten Reasons Why The Far Left Says That Samuel Alito Must Recuse Himself

There they go again. The far left have targetted mild-mannered Supreme Court Justice Sam Alito, pointing and barking at him and an 'Appeal To Heaven' patriot flag his wife raised on their own property. 

The unhinged left are demanding that Judge Alito must recuse himself from any possible Supreme Court decision regarding J6 or Donald Trump.

From our home office in Bovey, Minnesota, Here Are The Top Ten Reasons The Far Left Say That Superme Court Justice Samuel Alito MUST Recuse Himself:

10, He's a Christian.

  9. Biden's Gestapo/ F.B.I. surveilled his home, and caught Alito humming 'God Bless The U.S.A.' while he cooked dinner.

  8. To the far left, Owning a patriotic 'Appeal To Heaven' flag is an ethical scandal.

  7. The Left needs distractions.

  6. He doesn't worship Moloch.

  5.  He has no BLM or Rainbow flags on his property, so he is obviously a racist, homophobic bigot.

  4. Alito must be a NAZI since disapproves of pornography in elementary school libraries.  

  3. He refuses to violate our freedom of speech rights

  2. He supports the Second Amendment.

  1. Leftists believe they are born to tule over us.

Judge Juan Merchan's Final Jury Instructions

Our correspondent was at the New York courthouse today, and was there to hear the final instructions from Judge Juan Merchan to the jurors:

As you deliberate on Orange Man's fate, remember that you don't need to be unanimous in your verdict.

If 4 of you agree that Trump is guilty on ficticious charge #1, 4 of you agree on ficticious charge #5, and 4 of you agree on bogus charge #23, that is enough to convict Orange Man Bad and put him away!

You can find Trump 'guilty', 'not guilty', or 'whatever'. I suggest that you find him 'guilty' if you don't want anti-Trump protestors camped out on your front lawns.

If you have ANY trouble reaching a guilty verdict, send me a note, and I will call The Biden White House, and one of his people will deliver a great big suitcase full of large denomination bills. Just tell us how much you want.

Also, you do not need to understand any of these charges, because Me and Alvin can barely understand any of the charges either. Just understand that we have to stop Donald Trump, and take him off the campaign trail. We have a tough, important election coming up in November, and we Democrats have to do what we have to do.

We are determined to put Donald Trump in prison for the rest of his life, so don't dissapoint us. We have 80-year-old actor Robert DeNiro outside yelling like a lunatic. If you don't return with guilty verdicts, I might give him your home addresses. Our democracy depends on YOU THE JURY! If Trump isn't stopped, we will lose our CORRUPTION APPLECART FOREVER!

If you don't come back with guilty verdicts, Donald Trump could steal this election, and if he's in The White House, HE WILL NEVER LEAVE!!! 

You can save America from the Trump dictatorship if you return with guilty verdict(s). Good luck.

Oh, and while you're at it, you can also have Trump's legal team thrown in prison too. Now, GO IN THAT ROOM AND BRING US SOME GUILTY VERDICTS!!!!

 

.......And Then I Saw The N.Y. Post Front Page

 

HEADLINE: ROBERT DENIRO, RAGING BULLSHIT

 

HEADLINE: MN. GOV. WALZ DECLARES MAY 25 'GEORGE FLOYD REMEMBRANCE DAY'

 

SONG PARODY ALERT!!! Motley Crue Drummer Tommy Lee Says He Will Leave The Country If Trump Wins

Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee has announced that he will leave the country if Donald Trump wins re-election. Your bushy-tailed correspondent remembers his band scored a big hit in 1990  with 'Don't Go Away Mad (Just Go Away)

It's almost like the song parodies write themselves:

I might sail away,

 take a  airplane

I night relocate to Canada 

or maybe even Spain

So, if Trump wins 

I will refuse to stay

I will not be able

to hide my dismay

If the voters want a change

I will say, they're just deranged

Make America Great Again?

That just sounds insane

It would be too much to bear

for me, Bruce Springsteen and Cher

If Trump wins, I swear

We might lose our hair

It's not alright, I won't stay

I will leave the country

Leave the U.S.A.

It's not alright, It's not Okay

I'll move away

I read the polls today

and I was dismayed

On CNN they were panicking

They looked sad and afraid

Biden's poll numbers were crashing

and Trump had a big lead

So, I said I'll be leaving 

Because Trump posts mean tweets

That's not alright, not okay

Trump will deport illegal aliens 

and send them away

That's not alright, not okay

Us liberal celebs will 

leave the U.S.A.

That's not alright, not okay

If you fools vote for Trump

I will move away

It's not alright, Don't you care?

How can you vote for him?

I'm having nightmares, OH NO!

(....and now they're saying.......)

Tommy, Don't Go Away Mad, Tommy, Just Go Away

NO!!!!!

Tommy, Don't Go Away Mad. Tommy, Just Go Away

THERE I GO!!!

Tommy, Don't Go Away Mad, Don't Go Away Mad......

Come on Tommy Lee........

Tommy, don't go away mad, Tom, Just go away!

Tommy, don't go away mad, Tom, Just go away!

Tommy, don't go away mad, Tom, just go away!

Tommy, don't go away mad, Tom, just go away!

Tommy Lee, Just go away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Joe Biden Is So Evil, It's Almost Biblical

 

1. And in the days before The 2024 presidential election, King Biden's heart was hardened, yelling executive orders against gas-powered cars, and the people groaned. 2. Just as Pharoah Rameses ordered bricks be made without straw, Douche King Biden increased the inflation rate while killing private sector jobs, doubling down on his importation of violent criminal aliens. 

3. His foreign invaders went about, murdering and raping the daughters of America, and when The American People complained, The Douche Emperor Biden laughed and ate an ice cream cone. 

4. The Wicked ruler Biden met with corrupt, racist district attorneys and judges, and they conspired to have his rival Trump imprisoned on fake charges. 5. 'Yea, we shall keep him off the campaign trail in an ice-cold courtroom every day except Wednesday, then challenge him to a debate, and say 'I understand you're free on Wednesday!'

6. Then, Biden said 'We shall please Moloch, and kill the unborn babies' and call it 'choice'.We will shame and embarass those who oppose the slaughter! 7. We shall place cross-dressing weirdos in positions of power, and sodomite perverts shall rule over the land!

8. We will say that mothers and patriots are a threat to democracy, , and we shall imprison and torture the Husbands, and we shall send our gestapo to arrest them in the early morning, then set all the violent criminals free to commit even more violent crimes!

9. And our 2,000 mules shall steal the 2024 election just as they did in the 2020 election, with rigged tallying machines and switched votes. We will say 'those Trump votes belong to Biden! '

10. And the dead shall vote, 11. Scores of llegal aliens and foreign criminals will replace the patriots. And lo, we shall keep our grip on power! 

12. Corrupt, evil King Barack will say 'LO, I AM THE GREAT KING BARACK, AND I  HAVE TRANSFORMED THE COUNTRY INTO A VIOLENT, IMPOVERISHED WAR ZONE, AND SOON I WILL SLAP GOD IN THE FACE!!'

13. Then, King Biden said, 'I will force Americans to wear masks as a slave would, and let unmasked illegal aliens into the country! 14. We will let homeless veterans die on the street while putting illegal aliens up in luxury hotels, and make the taxpayer pay for their stay! 15. And we will force Americans to pay for healthcare, and give it to illegal aliens for free!!!

16. Finally, we the rulers shall empty the coffers, and spend all the money extravegantly, and bribe each other. just as we engage in insider trading and money laundering. We will laugh while The People groan. And why not? Surely, we are greater than the peasants!