'Mama' Thelma Harper: Biden, Feinstein, McConnell, And Fetterman Have Splinters In The WIndmill Of Their Minds

Returning to RSR is our all-American Grandma, Thelma 'Mama' Harper. She's here to comment on the mental health and acuity of some members in Congress and The White House, Take it away, Thelma:

Whut the HELL is going on in Congrab? We have a whole bunch of seriously messed-up people in Congress with a bunch of screws loose! I'm starting to think there should be an age limit there.

90-year-old invalid Senator from California Dianne Feinsteen needs to be in a nursing home. I understand that former Senator Barbra Boxer has power of attorney over her.

She knew the original 49ers. Not the original football team roster, SHE ACTUALLY HUNG OUT WITH THE ORIGINAL CALIFORNIA GOLD RUSH PROSPECTERS FROM THE 1840'S ! SHE'S OLD!!!

Then there's old Turtle Face Mitch McConnell. He forgot where he was AGAIN, doing his impression of a brain-dead statue! I think someone done blew his pilot light out!!!

What's the deal with John Fetterman, The brain-damaged Senator from Pennsylvania? The poor man had a stroke, and he dresses up in a hoodie and shorts like it's Freshman Orientation Day at The College. He has trouble speaking. He reminds me of The Monster from the movie 'Young Frankenstein!'

HIS ELEVATOR DOESN'T GO ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP!

Finally, there's the Jack-ass in The White House, falling asleep when those poor people in Lehaine Maui tried to speak to him. THEY LOST THEIR HOMES AND THEIR POOR KIDS WENT MISSING. NOBODY KNOWS IF THESE PEOPLE ARE ALIVE OR DEAD, AND JACK-ASS JOE MAKES IT ALL ABOUT HIM!SELF!!. Human suffering bores the corrupt bastard. The way to wake him up is to offer him a bribe!

Sleepy Joe has trouble speaking, but he has absolutely no trouble lying. He needs to go!

He's not all-there. He's a few fries short of a Happy Meal, THAT WHOLE FAMILY IS NUTS, AND HALF OF THEM BELONG IN PRISON!

Well, I've said enough. I'm expecting The D.O.J. TO COME BUST IN MY DOOR ANY MINUTE NOW.

God Bless America. Thelma

The Top 10 Songs Oliver Anthony Would Probably Never Cover (Or Cover Songs That Would Surprise Us)

This month, Farmville, Virginia native Oliver Anthony became an unlikely pop star, scoring the #1 hit on Billboard's Hot 100, with 'Rich Men North Of Richmond.' The bluegrass/country song speaks of crooked politicians and hard times, and the viral hit has really struck a chord with everyday Americans.

Your bushy-tailed correspondent wonders if he knows any songs popularized by other artists like that bluegrass band that does ACDC tunes. Maybe there are some REALLY UNLIKELY cover tunes he may have tried to learn that would really surprise his new fans.

From our home office in Bovey, Minnesota, here is The Top Ten Songs Oliver Anthony Would Probably Never Cover (Or Cover Songs That Would Surprise Us):

10, Call Me Maybe (Carley Rae Jepson)

  9. It's Raining Men (by The Weather Girls)

  8, 1999 (by Prince)

  7. Get Out Of My Dreams, Get Into My Car (Billy Ocean)

  6. Let's Get It On (by Marvin Gaye)

  5. That's The Way (I Like It) by KC and The Sunshine Band

  4. Talk Dirty To Me (by Poison)

  3. Disco Duck

  2. We Built This City On Rock And Roll

  1. Everybody Have Fun Tonight, Everybody Wang Chung Tonight

A Public Service Announcement: Trump Co-Defendent Jenna Ellis (What To Do When An Ultra-Corrupt Democrat Takes A Mugshot Of You)

If you're being indicted by an ultra-corrupt Democrat District Attorney, remember to SMILE BIG when they take your mug shot. It pisses them off:

This is one of Trump's eightteen co-defendents, Jenna Ellis, showing everyone how it's done.

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Dr. Frasier Crane: Biden Is A Senile, Corrupt, Sociopathic Malignant Narcissist

 

Dr. Frasier Crane returns with a 'diagnosis' of The Resident of The White House:

It is simply appalling how the supposed leader of the Free World is such a sociopathic, maligant narrcissist, with absolutely NO HUMAN COMPASSION. I have observed him for quite a while, and it seems that Joe Biden only cares about power and money, and this is dangerous.

His recent 'visit' to Maui has shown us many warning signs that normal Americans and people worldwide can obviously see. He tried to MAKE IT ABOUT HIMSELF, telling the victims about the time 19 years ago there was a small kitchen fire in his house.

WHAT'S WITH YOU, MAN???!!! CAN'T YOU SEE THESE PEOPLE ARE SUFFERING HORRIBLY. THEY'VE LOST THEIR HOMES. THEY DON'T KNOW WHERE THEIR CHILDREN ARE. THEIR NEIGHBORS ARE DEAD, AND YOU DEIGN TO MAKE THIS ABOUT YOU???!!!

I think that Mr. Biden suffers from some rather grisly dissociative oisoders, or rather, the American people suffer.

It took him 15 days to 'check' the damage in Maui. Mr. Biden doesn't really even care about the people residing on the island. I am guessing he doesn't care because there aren't any corrupt foreigners there who will offer him a bribe.

Then, he FELL ASLEEP while residents were describing their horror. Biden is literally BORED BY HUMAN SUFFERING. WE HAVE ELECTED A CORRUPT, SENILE, SOCIOPATH!!! Hopefully, he just has a sleeping disorder.

This weirdo seems to lack a conscience. He lies and steals with ease like a kleptomaniac. He has stolen speeches, the American taxpayer's money, and another man's wife. He is addicted to power, willing to sell out his own country to America's enemies.

This is great for Communist China, but terrible for The United States.

He has a very strange obseesion with little girls, sticking his nose in their hair right in front of their parents. He engages in this weird behavior in an extremely public manner, suggesting a cry for help.

The American People are suffering. The best way do deal with it is to elect Donald J. Trump in 2024, and institutionalize Mr. Biden.

I am Dr. Frasier Crane, and I am listeneing.

Our Faith And Religion Correspondent: Democrats Make Maui Hell On Earth And Are Still Persecuting Trump

As America looks on in horror while Maui burns, the Resident Biden goes on YET ANOTHER vacation. Our Faith And Relgion Correspondent Sister Mary Brokenknuckles returns with this commentary:

Hail Mary,  full of grace, The Lord is with thee.......

The evil, perverted Democrats have taken beautiful Maui and turned it into Hell on Earth, and they're blaming climate Change. I'm hearing that someone set the island on fire with some sort of lazer weapon or gizmo, although I think it's ANOTHER climate cultist Democrat arsonist donor setting ANOTHER fire.

We're praying for all the people who have lost their homes, but don't worry. Resident Robert L. Peters will send everyone a check for $700. Did you see that reporter ask Slow Joe about the nightmare in Maui, and he just said 'No comment'?

The reason why Biden is sending $47 billion to Ukraine and doesn't even seem to care about Maui is because there are no corrupt foreigners in Maui willing to give Crooked Joe and his crime family a large bribe. I want to take my ruler, and smack his sinful knuckles until they're black and blue. 

Then he FELL ASLEEP as people spoke of the victims of this terrible trajedy. Human suffering BORES HIM. It's like we have Satan HIMSELF IN THE WHITE HOUSE!!!

'HEY SLEEPY JOE, WE'RE SORRY IF WE'RE BORING YOU, BUT OUR FAMILIES ARE BURNING TO DEATH!'

But he wasn't done yet. He had a chance to show simple human empathy. Instead, he spoke about a kitchen fire in his home 19 years ago that was put out within 20 minutes. People are burning to death, losing their neighborhoods, children are missing, and this DEMONIC CLOWN MAKES IT ABOUT HIMSELF!!! MY GOD!!!!!

On the other hand, he REALLY comes alive when he's shaking his fist and loudly demagouging his opponents or making yet ANOTHER illegal, unconstitutional pronouncemnt, PLEASING HIS CHICOM MASTERS.

Blessed Mary, Mother of God....................

I am praying for our wonderful President Donald Trump, as every demoncrat D.A. FROM HELL HAS BEEN SET LOOSE TO PERSECUTE HIM AND STOP HIS 2024 PRESIDENTIAL RUN 

FULTON D.A. GANG WHORE OF BABYLON Fani Willis is clearly abusing the power of her office, persecuting our blessid President. THE WHORE is also persecuting 18 Trump allies, INCLUDING AMERICA'S MAYOR RUDY GULIANI on completely bogus charges.

THIS IS CLEARLY DEMONIC IN NATURE. The demoncrats rigged and stole the 2020 election, and OUR BLESSID CHAMPION Trump called them on it. Willis should be disbarred, and I should smack her knuckles with a ruler until they're black and blue! The same goes for that fatheaded, easy on crime D.A. Alvin Bragg and that Special False Prosecuter Jack Smith!

BY the way, have you heard about the new cartoon on Disney-Plus, 'Pauline'? It's about a girl impregnated by Satan after a one-night stand. Really nice, you SINFUL, DEMONIC PEDOFILES! Disney has become The Devil's Playground!

Well, that's all for now. May you and yours recieve God's blessings. 

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