UPDATE: BIDEN SPOKESPERSON SAYS HE WANTS TO FIND OUT WHO LEFT COCAINE IN THE WHITE HOUSE

 

THIS JUST IN: SEC. OF TRANSPORTATION BUTTIGIEG JOINS THE VILLAGE PEOPLE

 

SONG PARODY ALERT!!! Glen Frey Sings 'The Biden Corruption Blues'

Wow, this Biden crime family just never stops, as the news media just ignores all the influence peddling, money laundering, and non-stop graft. Now, almost everyone is at least somewhat interested that cocaine was found in The White House.

Most Americans believe that it was Joe's son Hunter that left the stash.

In 1985, Glen Frey notched a top 10 hit with 'Smuggler's Blues', and the song was featured on the TV show show 'Miami Vice.'. In a timely update of this rocker, the ex-Eagle sings about all the criminal activity in the Biden White House. Hit it:

There's trouble at The White House 

Dad is yelling on the phone, They found Hunter's Laptop

Joe's sinking in the polls

The world knows that the media is lying

The people are getting red-pilled

Everything's exploding, CNN says we're getting killed

So Hunter, here's a ticket, 

A trip to The Ukraine is our plan, you'll make tons of money

selling influence in foreign lands

Too bad we didn't sell the weapons we left in Afghanistan

We have the suck-up media  

hiding the real news, Now they found Cocaine in The White House, 

It's The Biden Corruption Blues

The Biden Corruption Blues

The Bidens and the Clintons, tand the Obamas break the law

There's money laundering and pay-offs, and stuff CNN never saw

Tucker Carlson says the Biden Regime is a corrupt joke 

I didn't think that they would ever find that stash of coke

Those Bidens are shady characters making lots of dirty deals

Making whistleblowers diasappear if they try to squeal

We're making a fortune, Zelenskyy helps us grease the wheels

We're laundering your hard-earned money

The taxpayers are screwed, It's the ultimate corruption

The Biden Corruption Blues

The Biden Corruption Blues

Bribing our friends in China and money laundering in Ukraine

We're getting filthy rich while the country goes down the drain

We'll throw the patriots in prison, Indicted by our D.A.'s

It's the dirty Deep State, You know that we're here to stay

Joe stole the 2020 election, He's here because of the Chinese Flu

The new Speaker says 'there's not much we can do'

We should fumigate The Oval Office

 but they're  screwing me and you, me and you

The most corrupt administration, propped up by the leftist evening news

10% for the Big Guy, 

The Biden Corruption Blues

The Biden Corruption Blues

Upcoming Movie News: Cocaine Bear Goes To The White House

Cocaine Bear was the cult movie everyone was talking about earlier this year, and it looks like the team that brought us thhs hit is planning to release a sequel in time for Christmas.

It's looks like the story of Cocaine Bear 2 will center again on this creature sky-high on drugs, This time CB wanders into The White House while Resident Biden's drugged up son Hunter is visiting, and 'SOMEONE' leaves a bag of cocaine in The Oval Office.

The drug-crazed bear attacks members of The Biden Administration, and then attacks the White House correspondents from CNN, MSNBC, and the networks.

It runs into the U.S. Capitol, mauling members of Congress. The left brands the crazed bear an 'insurrectionist.'

The National Taxpayers Council applauds Cocaine Bear for his work saving taxpayers many billions of dollars.

Can Joint Chief of Staff General Mark Milley stop the bear, or will our sissified military surrender? 

According to several movie people in the know, there is a rumor that the bear will just be Hunter Biden in the bear costume.

The movie is in pre-production, and is expected to 'attack' the theaters in December. 

A Buford T. Justice Commentary: Send These Criminal Somali Punks To The Work Farm

Your bushy-tailed correspondent posted previously that there would be no official fireworks display in Minneapolis. Actually, there WAS fireworks in Minneapolis. Somali yutes were firing Roman Candles, and directing dangerous fireworks at Minneapolis police officers at Boom Island. Here to address this is our Law and Order Correspondent:

Relax, gentlement. It's ME,  Buford T. Justice, and I'm kicking your scrawney, Somali asses. Consider it an attention-getter..........

I understand that you punks were shooting roman candles and some dangerous fireworks at some of my fellow law enforcement officers. If I was patrolling Minneapolis's Boom Island on Independence Day,, I'd be celebrating America's birthday by barbequeing your asses in Molasses!

I'd be lowering THE BOOM on you maniacs! (BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP) My heart monitor just went off!

You insulted the city, you insulted the poe-lice, and you insulted the law-abiding citizens of The City of Lakes! That's just straight up communism! I would like to punch yo right in the mouth!

Actually, these punks should be sent to The Work Farm. They need to 'work off' all that excess energy breaking rocks in the hot sun. I'd like to send you back to Somalia or whatever shithole you punks are from!

I keep hearing that you Somali gangs have been beating the local college students. We can't have that.......Oh, you can think about it. Jus' don't you do it!

If only that idiot mayor Jacob Frey would stop all the dancing around and get his shit together. The city should re-open that 3rd precinct building, and stop coddling the damn criminals. Is it true that alf of the Minneapolis City council are transvestites???

Well, that's all for now. This is Smokey Bear, and I'm in hiigh-speed pursuit of Justice! So long, now!

Our Report From The 'Mostly Peaceful' 'Protests' In France

'Mostly peaceful' protests are raging across France. Here with a report is our correspondent, Douchey McBullshit:

Yes, RedSquirrel, the protests across France are indeed 'mostly peaceful.' Nearly ALL of the 'mostly peaceful' protestors are 'migrants from Africa', demanding 'police reforms.'

This is Douchey McBullshit reporting live from downtown France. Back to you, RedSquirrel.............

No Official 4th Of July Fireworks Display In Minneapolis

Tomorrow is The 4th of July, also known as America's Independence Day. In 1776, our Founding Fathers declared our indepedence from England, and our country traditionally celebrates this day with parades, cook-outs, and with firework displays.

But there again, you might reside in Minneapolis, Minnesota. In the last few years The City of Lakes have become more well known as the place where George Floyd died, and the subsequent riots of 2020.

It was announced that Minneapolis will not have an official 4th of July fireworks display.......and why WOULD it? Minneapolis isn't really an American city, but rather, a very foreign city located in Minnesota. 

For the most part, the residents of Minneapolis aren't proud of America, but for having the largest Somalian population outside of Somalia itself. One of these days the leftists and trans activists who run this anti-cop dystopia should re-name the city 'Minnedishu'. Gangs of young Somalians spend their weekends assaulting scores of bar-hopping students attending The University of Minnesota.

The Sodomites are loud and proud in Minneapolis during June's Pride Month. 'Coming out of the closet' in Minneapolis means 'telling your friends or showing strangers that you're a conservative Donald Trump supporter'. Don't wear a red MAGA baseball cap on the light rail trains or you might get yourself in a fight with a gang of Black yutes.

Instead of a fireworks display, the city announced there was to be a laser show. There was one heck of a laser show that Thursday after George Floyd died. If I recall correctly, several Minneapolis policemen were made blind.

Maybe that's why leftist Minnepolitans prefer the laser show.

The arrival of Independence Day comes under two weeks after a new federal holiday 'Juneteenth', and many Americans tend to think of 'Juneteenth' as a replacement for Independence Day.

So, there will be no official Independence Day fireworks display in Minneapolis. I'm sure there's a Black neighborhood having a nice 'Julyteenth' barbeque. Just watch out for the gangs.

Instead, just take a trip to Duluth. They always have a terrific 4th of July fireworks display at the lakefront (weather permitting). They will also have patriotic music during the display and an open air concert before the fireworks begin.

Happy Independence Day, and be careful out there.