This Just In: Jill Biden Is A Pandering Pendejo

The Regime sent The 'First Lady' on a Democrat panderfest to some Progressive Latinx Diversity Group:

(Cue Jill Biden's new theme song South Park/ Jennifer Lopez hand puppet 'Taco-Flavored Kisses)

Wow, look at all you, my Brown-skinned little beaners! The diversity of my little breakfast tacos is my Democrat dream!

There is SO MUCH DIVERSITY in the LATINX COMMUNITY!!! There are Tacos and Burritos and EnchIladas and other dishes with brown beans and brown rice mixed in!

I am so fascinated at how you people ground up corn, then fry it to make your hard taco shells! I think you breakfast taco VOTERS are simply YUMMY! In fact, they should change Election Day to TACO TUESDAY!! TACOS AND DROP BOXES FOR EVERYBODY!!!!

Unfortunately, many in Washington want to deny you women tacos your right to abort the taco shell in your oven! Also, they deny Climate Change, and soon Iit will be too hot to eat a taco! Birds will spontaneously combust in mid-air, and fall out of the sky on you! Fossil Fuels will boil in the ground, and explode on everybody like a volcano! YUCK!!!!!

When I see scores of undocumented immigrants swim across the Southern border I see thousands of breakfast tacos, and what's wrong with that? Those racist Republicans don't like tacos. They like hamburgers. Hamburgers come from Hamburg, Germany. Nazis are German. Republicans are Nazis!!!

Republicans want to make tacos ILLEGAL!!!! They put 8-year-old tacos in cages, and break up taco famlles! Tacos do the hard work Americans refuse to do! Latino tacos make the breakfast tacos at Taco Bell that Americans refuse to make!!

In 1983, recording artist Taco had a big hit, 'Puttin' On The Ritz.' Republicans had him deported!!!!!

In conclusion, I can't leave my brown-skinned breakfast tacos without proudly saying 'I LOVE TACOS!!!!'

Goodbye my Democrat tacos! That's my time! (Cue Jill Biden's theme song South Park/ Jennifer Lopez hand puppet 'Taco-Flavored Kisses')!

Another Top Ten 2022 Democrat Campaign Slogans

10. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!!!! SURRENDER TO THE NEW WORLD GLOBALISTS!!!!!

  9. Mask Up, Plebes!!!!!

  8.  Actually, We Don't Even Need Your Vote (We Have People Stealing The Election)

  7. You Work. I Eat.

  6.  We're Robbing You So We Can Buy The Votes Of Illegal Aliens!

  5. We're Not Even Pretending To Work For You Anymore!!!!!

  4.  ALL HAIL SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!!VOTE DEMOCRAT!!!!!!!

  3.  Ilegals Deserve Everything. Veterans Deserve Nothing!

  2.  The Other Side Harvests Crops. WE HARVEST VOTES!!!!

   1. Vote For Us (Or We'll Send A DOJ SWAT TEAM To Your House!)

SONG PARODY ALERT!!! Green Day Punk Rocker Renounces American Citizenship Over Roe Overturning

In the wake of The Supreme Court overturning Roe Vs. Wade, Green Day singer/guitarist Billy Joe Armstrong has renounced his American citizenship. Here he is to sing about it. Hit it:

To whom this may concern

Roe Vs. Wade has been overturned

My head's spinning the right wing's winning

The end of the world's beginning

Damn, those Americans are right-wing idiots!

You might say I lost my grip

I renounced my American citizenship!

I may move to Portland or Abortland

Set up a bedroom pillow fortland

I might go anywhere, anywhere but here

My citizenship I will renounce

I will not be found

I hate all you pro-life clowns!

I am such a pro-choice basketcase

Can't you see the anger on my face?

That Kavanaugh and tGorsuch and that jerk Clarence Thomas

I can't even grin and Barrett anymore

So they call themselves 'pro-life'

I prefer Kermit Gosnell's knife

Tell these Kleagels that I like abortion safe and legal

I just think abortion is really, really cool

So, my citizenship I will renounce

I might be leaving town

I hate all you pro-life clowns!

I hate all you pro-life clowns!

And Now, The Top Ten New CNN Programs

Your bushy-tailed correspondent keeps hearing that long-time CNN talking heads like Brian Stelter are about to be fired.  Here is The Top 10 new shows pitched to CNN:

10. Race-Baiting Fake Attack Report with Jussie Smollett

  9. The Second-Hand, Hear-Say News with Cassidy Hutchinson

  8. Our Un-Named Source Report

  7. The Bug-Eyed Report with Adam Schiff

  6. The Corrupt-As-Hell News with Nancy Pelosi

  5. I Lie My Ass Off with Brian Williams

  4. Just Let Me Be Clear with Barack Obama

  3. Cackling Like A Hyena News with Kamala Harris

  2. The Crying News with Adam Kenzinger

  1. The Never Trump News featuring Almost Everyone In D.C.

The Democrat Agenda: 'Screw You, America'

 I saw this Gab:

Democrats punish everyday, law-abiding Americans, while they steal their hard-earned money to reward violent criminals and corrupt (sometimes foreign) politicians.

Democrat sugar daddy George Soros used his billions to install leftist city District Attorneys, making Democrat-ran states very criminal-friendly. Psychotic murderers are set free to commit even more deadly violence. This isn't even 'America Last'. It is quite literally, 'Screw America.'

Everyday Americans are sent to prison without even a trial for the crime of protesting the stolen presidential 2020 Election, while illegal aliens are allowed to break into our Southern border. Scores of them commit horrible crimes, like human trafficking and dealing death drugs in our streets. This isn't  even 'America Last'. It is quite literally 'Screw America.'

Americans can't find formula for their babies, yet you cross the Southern border and THEIR shelves are stocked. The Fraud in The White House is behind skyrocketing gas prices. He ended The Keystone XL Pipeline, and now begs our enemies for gas. It is impossible to run this country as badly as Biden unless you were trying to destroy America. 

This isn't even 'America Last.' It is quite literally, 'Screw America.'

The Democrats let violent criminals run wild in our streets, then offer 'gun control', further punishing law-abiding citizens. To them, The Constitiution is just a punchline, Violent criminals and domestic terrorists are literally the Democrats' shock troops and foot soldiers.

This isn't even 'America Last.' It is quite literally, 'Screw America.'

The Democrats are panicking, not because they're wrecking America, but because how this has affected their chances to keep their power on Election Day 2022. Biden remains unpopular, Really, the only way they can keep their precious power is by cheating like they did in 2020.

As Joseph Stalin said,' Elections aren't determined by the voters. Elections ARE determined by WHO counts the votes.'

Happy Independence Day, America. Celebrate it like you might never see another one. 

HEADLINE: TRUMP CHALKS UP ANOTHER VICTORY AS SUPREME COURT OVERTURNS ROE VS. WADE

 

Havnagootiim Vishnu Ueheer Has Juneteenth Questions

Your bushy-tailed correspondent had never heard of a holiday called Juneteenth unttil George Floyd's death two years ago. Apparently, some slaves were not told that they were free. This holiday has SOMETHING to do with the freeing of Black slaves, or something.

It appears that I'm not the only who's confused. Here is our visiter from the East, correspondent Havagootiim Vishnu Uerheer. He has some profound questions dealing with this holiday called 'Juneteenth.':

Thank you, Red Rodent.

I have visited America off an on for a little over 40 years, and I am a little confused about this holiday they call 'Juneteenth.' Is this a holiday that gives thanks to the White Union soldiers who won The Civil War? Do Blacks show appreciation to Republicans because the party was founded for the purpose of ending slavery? No?????

This holiday perplexes me deeply!

Is this Juneteenth a day they honor President Abraham Lincoln. He was the U.S. President who delivered The Emancipation Proclamation.' The last time I checked, some Cancel Culture activists wanted to honor this great president by pulling down his statue.

Why would they do such a thing? This leaves me quite puzzled.

I watched the news Monday night of last week, and saw lots of carnage and mass shootings on Juneteenth. Is this what's it's about? Maybe they are also celebrating Chicago Mayor Lori Beetlejuice Lightfoot's birthday or something

.I understand that Congrab made Juneteenth a federal holiday. They wanted to honor George Floyd. If they really wanted to honor him, they should've made up a national holiday to remember the victims of fentanyl.

I didn't see any 'smash and grabbing' on Junetheenth. Do Blacks take a break from stealing everything in sight on Juneteenth? I've seen holiday sales on President's Day and Independence Day. 

Perhaps if stores offered a sale on Juneteenth, Blacks wouldn't steal so much.

Why do they celebrate Juneteenth INSTEAD of Father's Day? Did they create this holiday because Blacks feel LEFT OUT on Father's Day? I heard that if you wanted to break up a Black mob, you send in a small child and have the child ask them 'Are any of you guys my Daddy?'

I wonder why nobody on CNN honors Black CONSERVATIVES like Thomas Sowell, Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, Larry Elder, or Senator Tim Scott. Is there some reason THEY DON'T COUNT?

Finally, why is there a Black History Month and a Juneteenth, but nothing for White people? I keep hearing about this 'White Privilege.' Why is June called LBGTQ Pride Month?  Where's the month for all the straight, non-Sodomite Americans? 

Where's THEIR month? The universe is sometimes quite chaotic. These questiosn have me quite perplexed............