A New Way To Celebrate Christmas

For some people, Christmas can be frustrating. You try to find the perfect gift for your friends and family, and sometimes when they open their present, you sense they're less than pleased with the gift. They look at it for a moment, and then they mutter 'Oh, Thanks. It's just what I wanted......'

Sometimes they might re-gift it or maybe it's returned to the store. 

Why not try something different? Just tell everybody you will not be exchanging gifts this year, but instead you just buy what you want yourself. You can even wrap your 'gifts' and stick them under the Christmas tree. On Christmas morning, everyone opens their gifts to themselves.

You will always get exactly what you want. After opening your presents to yourself, call the family and tell them 'Guess what you got Me. WOW!!!!! A LAPTOP COMPUTER!!!!! THANKS!!!!!'

Then, the friend(s) or family member)s) excitedly tells you what 'you got them'...........

'WOW, an adorable kitten in my Christmas stocking!. THANK YOU!!!'

Everybody gets what they REALLY wanted. Everybody's happy. Christmas has never been happier or merrier!

Try it.

An Andy Rooney Commentary: Lauren Boebert Should NOT Apologize To Ilhan Omar

A while ago, Andy Rooney commented on how nice people are always apologizing over even the smallest things, while rotten people NEVER apologize for the terrible things they do. Mr Rooney returns with this follow-up:

Recently, conservative Representative Lauren Boehbert (R-CO) entered a U.S. Capitol Building elevater, followed by hateful leftist Representative Ilhan Omar (5th District D-MN). A Capitol police officer ran towards the elevator, thinking there might be a dangerous situatiion brewing.

Boehbert, who has a reputation for being kind of a jokester, smiled and said 'It's O.K. Officer, She's not wearing a backpack.'

She was only joking. saying that her colleague was NOT a terrorist. Of course, Ilhan took offense. Boehbert apologized later on the phone, and Omar refused to accept her apology, demanding Boehbert apologize publicly, before hanging up.

By the way, here are some things that Ilhan Omar has NEVER apologized for:

On Twitter, she referred to the 9-11 terrorist attacks, as 'A day some people did something.'

She married her own brother, committing both immigration fraud and marriage fruad.

She is known as the biggest anti-Semite in Congress. She's also a big supporter of the 'DEFUND POLICE' movement.

DO YOU EVER NOTICE that leftists NEVER apologize, even when they're caught? Hollywood actors and RACE-BAITERS IN D.C. spread the lie that Jessie Smollet was 'lynched' by two White guys wearing MAGA baseball caps. When he's convicted on 5 counts of lying about a fake hate crime that he committed against HIMSELF. None of these lying leftists apologized..

If they had a shred of decency, they would be apologizing to all White people, as well as to Trump supporters. Race-baiting Jack-asses.

Nice people are ALWAYS apologizing for something, even when there's NO REASON to apologize. You get on an elevator, and the nice person getting out says,' Oops, Sorry.'

Sometimes, you AND the other nice person BOTH say 'Oops, Sorry.' Nice people tend to do that!

You know who never apologizes? Muslim terrorists NEVER APOLIGIZE! Boko Harum psychos kidnap girls in Africa AND turn them into sex slaves. Have they ever apologized? NO!

Do Muslim terrorists who chop heads off ever apologize for chopping people's heads off? NEVER!

Here's ANOTHER THING that's busting my hump! What's with all this GROUP GUILT silliness? The government schools introduced Critical Race Theory, and they want little White kids to feel guilty for their skin color, and admit America is founded on White Supremacy! Making a 7-year old White child apologize for slavery is like making a 7-year old child from Japan apologize for Pearl Harbor. 

Rediculous.

If I'm Representative Boehbert, I tell Representative Omar to pound sand! I am Andy Rooney, and I am sorry. NOT!!!!!!

The Return Of Buford T. Justice: A Commentary

Here to comment on the current state of law enforcement is veteran law enforcecement officer, Sheriff Buford T. Justice:

Well, how 'bout that!.............

Those clowns in Minneapple have decided to start funding their police again! It's about fucking time!

Maybe they'll start arresting car-jackers and murderers again. If I was the Sheriff in Minneapple, we'd be barbequing their psychotic, out-of-conrol, criminal asses in molasses and building prisons for these lawless maniacs!

As for that evil, racist mongrel who plowed the SUV into the Waukesha Christmas parade, killing 6, I think we should send that creep to the electric chair before President Kamalalala Ding Dong Harris pardons him!

The commie-Democrats have their violent criminal shock troops hurting the poor people in these Democrat-run cities, and it's an on-going, big commie revolution! Those fugly AntiFa freaks are still destroying wacko-leftist Portland, Oregon. If those god-damn purple-haired freaks tried that shit here in Texarkana, we'd have their heads mounted on the walls of our local VFW!!!!

These fucking looters that go around robbing stores in Sodom and Gamorah San Francisco need a foot up their ass! Their parents deserve a punch right in the mouth!

Our out-of-control, communist Fucking Bunch of Idiots (The F.B.I.) are busy harrassing and inprisoning people protesting the stlolen 2020 Election prsion, and President Shitty Pants has about 600 Patriots in his secret prison. This is straight-up communism!!!

President Fuck-Up is letting millions of illegal aliens into the country! Half of them are probably being trafficked (That's the Mann Act). This commie-asshole in The White House has this stupid vaccine mandate, but if you're already breaking the law by coming i nto our country illegally, you don't need to get vaccinated! OOFTA!!!!

If you want people to respect the law, then make the law respectable! Got that, President Shitty-Pants?

When I see how my fellow officers are being treated, it makes my blood pressure shoot thru the roof! I think I better take my pills!

That's all for now, America. I am Buford T. Justice. Over and out................

Headline: Most Americans Wish Biden Was Never Born At All

 

Can America Survive Three More Years Of Biden?.....

In just 11 months, the senile, corrupt fraud in The White House has taken away our superpower status and turned America into the biggest paper tiger in human history. Starting with his insane tsunami of America-damaging executive orders, Joe Biden stopped the Keystone XL Pipeline, sucking up to the Climate Change, Ultra-Communist left.

When he began his hideous presidency, we were energy independent, and sending oil to the world. Now, he's begging our enemies to drill for oil. A year ago, Americans could gas up their cars for under $2, but now it's pushing $5 a gallon.

The mighty Chinese Communists feared and respected America a year ago, with tough-minded businessman Donald Trump as our President. Now, the CCP threatens Taiwan, while corrupt, China-bought fraud Biden has gutted the soul out of our military. Joint Chief Of Staff Mark Milley turns our military into a leftist social experiment, while the ChiComs are planning world domination.

Recently, Ameican soldiers conducted a 'war-game' with British soldiers, and the Americans were forced to surrender. With Team Biden in charge of our military, one wonders if America has the morale to beat ANYBODY anymore. Pass the tea and crumpets!

Biden is trying to dismantle our Constitution. He issues dictates to mask and forcibly 'vaccinate' the American citizens, while letting millions of untested, unvaccinated illegal aliens and criminals from over 100 countries into the country. He has led an illegal invasion of our country, and he should be impeached. 

The problem is, The Democrats have a razor-slim majority in The House of Representatives, and a VP, tie-breaking 'majority' in the 50-50 Senate. There is no way they would impeach him.

These ultra-corrupt Democrats are leading America to fiscal insolvency, showering their supporters with trillions, while robbing the taxpayer. In the 'infrastructure' bill, about 8% of the multi-trillion dollar bill actually goes to Americans, Inflation is exploding thru the roof.

We are learning that the insurrection of January 6 was no insurrection, just Biden and his personal Gestapo harrassing and imprisoning everyday, normal Americans merely for opposing his fraudulent election. The protestors remain imprisoned without any charges being filed. 

This is just the first year of Biden's first term. Can America survive three more years of Biden?

You ever wonder what it would take for Biden voters to realize their terrible error? Will the Chinese army marching down Main Streat U.S.A. get their attention? The Communist-Democrats are already freeing violent criminals to terrorize law-abiding citizens. How can things get worse in the cities ran by The Demsocrats?

As long as leftist propaganda organizations like CNN, MSNBC, and Twitter get to spread false news we will have to just believe our lying eyes. Can America survive just 1 year of Biden?

An RSR Exclusive: We Visit Santa's Toy Shop

Santa 2021

This is your bushy-tailed correspondent reporting from The North Pole. The big guy (Santa Claus, not Joe Biden) is in a foul mood, as his elves are wrapping thousands of packages containing lumps of coal for the government officials and media propagandists responsible for the world Covid plandemic. 

Mrs. Claus reminded me that her hubby knows whos been naughty and who's been nice, and she tells me that everyone in the Biden Regime will be getting reindeer turds. When Not-So-Jolly Saint Nick watches the news, he barks at the TV and turns the channel.

Santa appears to have lost much of his Holly-Jolly cheerfulness. 2020 was a horrible year. Santa adds:

That senile, corrupt son of a bitch Biden killed the keystone pipeline jobs and introduced that rediculous, unconstitutional Covid jab mandate. Then he gave those shithead Taliban goatfuckers $80 billion in high-tech arms and military vehicles. 

The douchebags running the government schools are gonna get mouldy clumps of rotten cheese. I can't bear to see 8-year-old kids being forced to wear Covid masks in school and being taught a bunch of racist C.R.T. bullshit!

As for those smash and grabbing,  criminal pricks who loot stores because the local government dumbasses have defunded the police, I'd like to give them 10 years in prison. 

The Salvation Army are telling White people to repent for their skin color. dammit, They can 'f' off and die! There's so much crap going on in the world these days, Saint Nick may need to attend some Anger Management Classes.

That evil creep who drove the SUV through that Christmas parade, killing 6 people. He tells the press that he's feeling 'demonized.' I hope that soon he'll be feeling 'electrocuted.' He better get the electric chair before President Kamala Harris pardons him.

As for the Republicans, I'm thinking about sending them some balls. Damn, what a bunch of cowards!

On the other hand, there are those on Santa's 'nice' list: Nurses, firefighters, First Responders, and all the great, hard-working parents raising good kids. They will find bicycles, puppies, and laptop computers under their Christmas trees and Christmas stockings!

With that, the smile came back to Santa's face.

On The Twelth Day Of Christmas, The Biden Regime Gave To Us..........

On the Twelth Day of Christmas, The Biden Regime Gave To Us,

12,000 ships a' waiting,

11,000 nurses quitting,

10,000,000 lost small businesses

$90 billion to the Taliban,

8% inflation

70,000 new I.R.S. agents

600 political prisoners  

$5.00 gallon gasoline 

$400,000 for illegal aliens

$3.2 trillion 'infrastructure' boondoggle

2 more vaccine mandates

and 1% G.N.P.............