The RSR Poll (Question: What's Your View Of The Biden Administration?)

We are conducting a poll this week, and we would like to know what our readers are thinking. We've got the catastrophe at our Southern border, the catastrophe in Afghanistan, extreme weakness on the world stage, the horrific economy, the insane level of corruption and ineptitiude in the Biden regime, and the skyrocketing, violent crime in Democrat-run cities.

Our question this week is 'What is your view of The Biden Administration?' 

A) It's more like a clown car, or:

B) It's more like a dumpster fire

                                                  

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"Are we done here? I'm missing Matlock......"

The Art Of Withdrawal (By Joe Biden)

A long time ago, a man named Sun Tzu wrote a treatise known to us as 'The Art Of War.' It has influenced leaders for over 2,000 years.

Our clueless president is writing his own version of 'The Art Of War.'  Here are some main points:

 1 After you surrender to a smaller, weaker enemy. make sure you leave behind extremely expensive, high-tech weapons and vehicles.

 2. Make sure that you withdraw your military BEFORE your civilians. What you want to leave behind is a humiliating, extremely dangerous hostage situation. Leave your people behind.

 3. BLAME EVERYBODY ELSE FOR YOUR FAILURES.

 4. Be weak even though you're a superpower. Hate your superpower status.

 5. Harass and hunt down American patriots while arming Muslim terrorists. The biggest problem in the world is 'White rage,' not Islamic terrorism.

 6. Rely on the kindness of evil, vicious, bloodthirsty Satan-worshipping Muslim terrorists who want to kill you. 

 7. Keep your Southern border open. Your enemy might want to follow you home, and kill thousands of Americans.

 8. When it comes to humilating , catastrophic STUPIDITY, anything worth doing if worth OVER-DOING.

 9. Surround yourself with idiots, beta-males, yes-men, and cowards. They make great advisers.

10. If you see something successful (like the Trump Afghanistan policy), do the opposite,

11. When speaking to the press, say nothing, make no sense, be short and retreat quickly.

Biden Day Planner (August 26, 2021)

11:30 am-Pay $60,000,000,000 ransom to The Taliban.

12:00 pm- Visit with America-hating members of the U.S. Women's soccer team and kneel with their uniform. Sign EO mandating equal pay for female athletes. (Do nothing about Taliban human rights abuses against women.)

12:20 pm-Get on knees and take call from Taliban leader.

12:40 pm-Sign another EO killing another pipeline project and destroying more American Jobs. 

12:55 pm-Sign another EO making motherhood and apple pie illegal.

1:15:pm-Wipe ass with an American flag.

1:30 pm-Meet with General Mark Milley. Paint his toenails.

2:00 pm-State dinner for Chinese Communist masters.

4:00 pm- Go to bed.

Nicholas Carpathia: We Are Conquering America!

My friends,

We are getting very close to our New World Order.

Our Satanic friends in Communist China are buying up millions of farmland acres in America, and hundreds of thousands of illegal aliens are invading America's southern border. We are getting closer to completely conquering America and bringing her to her knees.

Our guy Biden is hard at work destroying their economy, and soon there will be no countries and no more boundaries! We are persecuting Christians, and soon Christianity will disappear! Joe has just surrendered Afghanistan to The Taliban, and he has also left behind expensive, high-tech weapons to the Muslim terrorists! 

Our guy Joe is trying to strip away law-abiding American citizens Second Amendment rights AS he is surrendering the most high-tech weapons to the worst Muslim terrorists on the planet! My master is pleased with Joe!

This senile, corrupt idiot is the gift that keeps on giving!

Soon, our mandatory Covid vaccination will go worldwide. Soon, humans will not be allowed to go to restaraunts, sporting events, and concerts without proof of vaccination.. Ultimately, you will not be allowed to buy or sell without my barcode 666 in your wrist or on your forehead.

This is very exciting!

Right now, New York City Mayor DeBlasion is issuing 'A Key To NYC'. If you have proof of vaccination, you get to go to your favorite resteraunt or any sporting event! He's my favorite American mayor!

Yet, there are some who are refusing to submit to our mask mandates. At some point, I may demand that our blue-state governors institute a 'muzzle mandate.' 

I want to silence those troublesome parents speaking up against Critical Race Theory at school board meetings. We do not want Americans to be heard! We want them to obey! We want their children to be obedient, faceless, dependent serfs to the state!

We are also destroying America through uncontrolled spending! The Democrats (with some Republican help) are stealing America's future and spending trillions upon trillions on wars and leftist, big-government givaways! Inflation will eat away working America and kill the American spirit!

Soon, I will make my debut, and promise to solve everyone's problems! On three! Hut.....hut.......h.........!

This Just In: Biden Spokesperson Jen Psaki Is A Liar

 

This just in:

Biden Spokesperson Jen Psaki lies like a priceless Persian rug on a rich man's floor.

Biden Spokesman Re-assures A Concerned Nation