EXCLUSIVE: HAS THE MYSTERIOUS D.B. COOPER BEEN FOUND?

 

Slow Start For The Donald Trump Dictatorship

President-elect Donald Trump was re-elected three weeks ago, and other than paranoid, liberals melting down and screaming like demon-possessed feral pigs, there has NOT been the slightest hint of the promised, nazi-like terror all the libs have been predicting.

Trump and his helpers have been busy picking people for his administration. Other than that, there is nothing scary going on other than happy Americans doing The Donald Trump Dance.

He hasn't sent anyone to any concentration camp, and nobody from The Biden regime has been hung or shot, although Donald Trump hasn't took office yet.. 

Fear-Porn Leftists are telling young women that Trump will arrest them if they seek an abortion, yet there are MORE abortions being performed NOW than when Roe vs. Wade was 'the law of the land.' 

Some women are shaving their heads and behaving like Manson girls waiting for a verdict.

Most Americans have figured out that the left are liars, viciously slandering Donald Trump and his supporters. The cable 'news' channels have made some people batshit crazy. They will remain crazy even after President Trump makes the country MORE free and MORE affluent.

This reminds me of the year 1984, when people who read the dystopian novel by George Orwell thought that we would all be cursing that horrible year and 'Big Brother will be watching us.'

Instead, 1984 was the most care-free, most-happy year ever, the year of Ronald Reagan's 'It's Morning In America', wild-haired, spandex-wearing  rock band Van Halen released their smash album '1984', and  transvestite Boy George and his band Culture Club hit #1 on the Hot 100 Pop Charts.

People WISH they could go back to 1984. Your bushy-tailed correspondent wishes we could go back to 2018, when we had Trump 45's peace and prosparity.

But, we're about two months before 47's inauguration, and we're being told by Jimmy Kimmel that the American People will regret voting for Orange Man Bad. Someone tell Jimmy to lighten up. Most Everyday Americans are celebrating and doing The Donald Trump Dance. So there.

I've never heard of the people dancing along with a dictator. If Donald Trump is a dictator, then he's the strangest, most feel-good dictator of all time.

Welcome To The 2024 Macy's And Mar-a-Lago's Thanksgiving Day Parade Blowout

Welcome AMERICA! It's the 2024 Macy's and Mar-a-Lago Thanksgiving Day Parade! 

This is going to be a very special celebration, because at THIS parade we are VERY THANKFUL for the re-election of our favorite president AND GRAND MARSHALL, President-elect Donald Trump! 

AND THERE HE IS....LEADING THE PARADE IN HIS GARBAGE TRUCK, waving to the crowd!

.....and looky here! We have Trump's Border Czar Tom Homan, with Armed National Guardsmen  from all over the country MARCHING hundreds of illegal aliens to LaGuardia Airport where they'll be deported. Buh Bye, third world CRIMINALS!!!!!

.....AND here comes the FIRST FLOAT. Dozens of Biden regime officials and members of The Biden Crime Family, all dressed in PRISON ORANGE! We understand that the crepe paper used in this float was made out of shredded documents! There is Merrick Garland, and there's Hunter Biden,  and James Comey and Peter Strzok and Alejandro Mayorkas........

Here comes the FLOAT OF CROOKED DISTRICT ATTORNEYS...There's the Alvin Bragg balloon, a Fat Fani Willis balloon, and there's Leticia James sitting on a throne. People are throwing tomatoes at them.

Next up is our first musical performer, Kid Rock! 

....and there's a Mr. Potatohead balloon. No, that's just CNN's Brian Stelter.....

Here comes The Department of Government Efficiency float with Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy. All the closed down and shrumk, unneeded departments in one, tiny float. There's a tiny box tied behind The DOGE float, representing the abolition or shrinking of The Department of Education and 20 other departments! The taxpayers are cheering.....

Here comes future Defence Secretary Pete Hegseth and Vice President J.D. Vance driving a tank.

Oh no! It looks like there's a gang of violent thugs and pro-Palestinian 'protestors' causing trouble in the crowd, but here comes The UFC float! They've jumped off the float and are pounding on and chaoking out the troublemakers! 

Here comes The Lee Greenwood float, and he's performing his hit 'God Bless The U.S.A.!' Just behind him is THE MOTOR CITY MADMAN TED NUGENT PERFORMING 'WANG DANG SWEET POONTANG!'

Here comes The MSNBC float, with ultra-looney pundit Joy Reid and her unhinged friends having a meltdown.....and they're all IN STRAIGHT JACKETS!

Here comes a float with a large likeness of Ronald Reagan, and there's former Democrats Robert F. Kennedy and Tulsi Gabbard. In larger crepe lettering it reads 'We Didn't Leave The Democrats, The Democrats Left Us!'

....And bringing up the rear are out of work leftist bureaucrats, government employees, and MSNBC  employees, lead by pundit Rachel Maddow. I understand that Comcast wll soon be selling the cable 'news' channel,

but I am sure that they will eventually land on their feet!

From The 2024 Macy 's Thanksgiving Day Parade, this is Clay and Buck. SO LONG!

Kamala's 'Flawless' Campaign (Like The 2008 Detroit Lions)

Two weeks ago, Democrat presidential candidate Kamala Harris lost the 2024 presidential election. 

Nearly all the political geniuses at CNN, MSNBC, and many other prognosticators across the media spectrum were sure that she would be the First woman elected president. After all, she ran a 'flawless' campaign.

She spoke in word salads and political slogans, made zero sense, couldn't be consistent on the issues, and promised to  'turn the page'' while 'not knowing what she would do that was any different than what was done the last four years'.

She wasted a billion dollars on concerts and celebrities, and wasted millions more on advertisements and billboards in deep-blue areas where almost everyone was ALREADY voting for her. She paid friendly leftists to interview her, yet she STILL couldn't answer the questions they asked her.

She ran a 'flawless' campaign. Almost as flawless as the 2008 Detroit Lions. 

She wasted a billion dolars, ended her campaign millions of dollars in debt, and lost as the incumbent. HOLY SMOKES, WHAT AN ACHIEVEMENT!

Her predecessor Joe Biden called half the country 'garbage'. She told Christians to stay away from her 'rallies.' The media who sucked-up to her referred to her opponent as 'Hitler'. They called Trump supporters 'NAZIS.' She insulted Black men, White men, and Hispanics.

Her friends at FEMA gave away the store to illegal aliens and refused to help Americans suffering from Hurricane Helene. As Border-Czar, she let violent third-world gangs, Fentanyl dealers, and human traffickers into the country. Her party tried to replace The Amerian People with illegal aliens.

Instead of welcoming newborn babies into the world, she referred to the act of killing unborn babies as 'women's health care'. She pandered to the child-mutilators and 'trans' activists

Her party cheated their asses off, but for the most part, were stopped dead in it's tracks by new Republican Co-Chairs Lara Trump and Michael Whatley. Voter machines turned Trump votes to Harris votes. Her supporters harrassed voters and tried to suppress the voters in Republican precincts on Election Day, BUT , UNLIKE IN 2020, THIS TIME The Republican lawyers were READY.

She barely won deep-blue states like New Jersey, Illinois, and Minnesota. Even with all the Democrat cheating and shenanigans, she's the first Democrat presidential candidate to lose the popular vote since 2004. 

Finally, she picked the WORST Governor in America, Tampon Timmy Walz to be her Vice-President.

She could have picked Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro, but didn't because he is a Jew.

This was Kamala's 'FLAWLESS' presidential campaign. It was almost as FLAWLESS as the 2008 Detroit Lions 'PERFECT' season.

Ted Koppel: Deplorable Joe Deal Has Been Locked Out Of His Twitter Account. Again.

This is Nightline with your host, Ted Koppel:

Good evening. Once again, Joe Deal, known on Twitter as Deplorable Joe Deal, has been locked out of his X account after opining about psychotic illegal alien and murderer Ramon Rivera, who stabbed three people to death in New York City this week.

In the 'offending' tweet, Deal said that the killer should be sent to The Electric Chair. Apparently, he violated Twitter/X's capricious and rediculous rules of conduct regarding violent or hateful speech. There seems to be someone at Twitter with a HARD-ON for mass killers. Deplorable Joe Deal was locked out of his account immediately. 

The 'offending' tweet:

@charliekirk11 Send ramon to The Electric Chair and prosecute the gov't officials who let him in the country for aiding and abetting.

Deal filed an appeal, which was rejected. Deal will remain in The Twitter Gulag for 6 days and 23 hours. He MAY view his timeline and direct-message, but he cannot tweet, or retweet, or 'like' a tweet.

Back to Joe Deal and Twitter's capricious and rediculous rules. Apparently, the official at Twitter behind the latest suspension thinks or believes that Mr. Deal should be 'jailed' for opining that a violent killer recieve the DEATH PENALTY FOR COMMITTING BRUTAL CRIME(S).

Apparently, somebody AT TWITTER finds the idea of sending psychotic murderers to the electric chair 'shocking' or forbidden', but capital punishment has been a traditional punishment for murderers since the beginning of human history. 

IT'S NOT 'HATEFUL' OR 'VIOLENT'. IT'S CONSIDERED 'JUSTICE'.

We here at Nightline have a question for Twitter./X. What in heaven's name is wrong with YOU PEOPLE? We here at Nightline find Mr. Deal's tweet perfectly reasonable. He said NOTHING WRONG.

It's Day 2, and Deplorable Joe Deal remains locked out inside Twitter's speech gulag. It is Day 2, and his Twitter Account is being held hostage.

From everyone here at Nightline, I am Ted Koppel. Goodnight.

PRESIDENT-ELECT TRUMP CHOOSES A STRAIGHT MAN FOR TRANSPORTATION SECRETARY AS DERANGED LEFTISTS SCREAM AT THE SKY

 

Today's Top Ten: Where Did Those Biden Votes Go???

In 2020, Joe Biden supposedly recieved 81.2 million votes, The 2024 Democrat candidate Kamala Harris has cleared 71 million votes, yet many Americans are asking 'What happened to those missing 20,000,000 Biden votes?

It's only a TEN-million vote difference, yet everyone has a theory as to why voters chose Biden but not Kamala.

From our home office in Bovey, Minnesota...Here's our Top Ten List 'Where Did Those Missing Biden Votes Go?'

10. The voter machines became self-aware and refused to cheat. 

  9. Those rotten Republicans supressed dead voters' votes and other illegal, fraudulent votes

  8. Millions of Biden fake Twitter followers who also voted for him wouldn't vote for Kamala

  7. Lots of Biden voters regretted voting for him and voted for Trump this time

  6. The real surprise was that ANYONE would vote for Kamala

  5. The post office drivers threw away the wrong ballots. WHOOPS!!!!

  4. Dead voters stayed home

  3. Lots of Biden voters were too lazy to mail in their ballots

  2. The Harris Campaign cheated their asses off, AND still lost.......

  1. Nothing happened.

Red Forman's Advice For Despondent Kamala Harris Voters

Following Trump's election night victory, leftist colleges and government schools across the country cancelled classes so faculty and students can mourn. Harvard invited their students to relax with crayons, coloring books, treats, and a good, safe place to cry. Some colleges even offered aromatherapy.

Our resident Everydad, Red Forman, returns to comment on this nonsense, and give these forlorn snowflakes some advice:

Thanks, Red.....

So, these commie universities are giving faculty and students time off to mourn Kamala's big landslide loss. Some colleges are offering seminars on how to get thru this rough time.

If I was the college president, I'd offer the seminar 'All You Damn Crybabies Get Back To Class Before I Kick You In The Ass!'

All over Twitter/X I am seeing these crazy leftists and their TikTok videos crying and acting all CRAZY, and I want to take a rolled-up newspaper and whap them on the nose. We're supposed to feel sorry for them because their candidate LOST AN ELECTION????

Buckle-up Buttercup.  Your side stole the election four years ago and your guy Biden wrecked the country. Time to grow up. 

Some young women  (I use that term loosely) are shaving their heads, wearing blue bracelets, and threatening to wage a 'sex strike' against all the men of America who had the nerve to vote for Donald Trump. I've seen pictures of these 'women'. I don't believe that any man would touch them.

Still, with these women swearing off sex, at least there's no chance they'll be having an abortion. See folks, the election of Donald Trump is already making things better!

Did you see late-night douches Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert the other night? Kimmel started crying over the election during his ridiculous monologue. It was the first time he ever made me laugh!

These leftists act like it's the end of the world. They remind me of a child screaming for candy in a grocery store, embarrassing his Mommy!

My advice for you is to knock off the screaming and tantrums. Time to grow up and put on your big boy pants! Normal-Americans are laughing at YOU, and the election fairies aren't going to overturn the election because YOU ARE  ALL BUTT-HURT!!!

STOP YOUR CRYING OR I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT! THERE, THAT'S MY ADVICE.

Well, that's all I got to say. This is Red Forman. God Bless America and may God bless Trump!

HARRIS SUPPORTERS: TRUMP WON BECAUSE OF SEXISTS, RACISTS, AND NAZIS

Donald Trump made history on Tuesday night, defeating his Democrat opponent Kamala Harris, and becomes only the second presidential candidate to win 2 non-consecutive 4-year terms.

He swept all of the swing states, and even made great gains in deep-blue states. He is the first Republican presidential candidate to win the popular vote since 1988.

While many Americans celebrated, other Americans cried out in terror, making their feelings known, melting down in TikTok videos.

Those who voted for Trump listed The Economy, a wide-open border, and out-of-control crime as reasons why they cast their vote for The President-elect. Harris voters expressing their bitter disappointment in selfie videos, grunting and screaming as if demons were leaving their bodies.

Then we have the political pundits on CNN and MSNBC, who explain Trump's victory as a triumph of misogynists, racists, and nazis. Latinos, Black men, and young White men voted in record nimbers for Trump, while The Harris/ Walz campaign insulted and berated them. Team Kamala thought that insulting and berating voters is how you gain their votes.

To many Americans The Harris/ Walz Campaign looked more like a series of lame, insulting SNL skits.

Instead of taking a look in the mirror and trying to honestly learn why The they lost, they are lashing out. Harris's narcissistic celeb supporters are threatening to leave the country. It's like they're saying 'YOU STUPID, RIGHT-WING FLYOVER NOBODIES CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT US!!!!'

It's five days later, and pundits and late night talk hosts are STILL insulting and talking down to The American People. They will never discover why Kamala Harris lost. They are so busy lying to themselves, still so cocky, they will NEVER admit the truth.

HEADLINE: COMMUNIST-DEMOCRATS FAIL TO STEAL TUESDAY'S PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION (THE REPUBLIC IS SAFE)