Saturday, April 29, 2017

Pajama Boy's Message To The Resistance

While AntiFa activists stamp out free speech in Berkeley, we at The RedSquirrel Report believe in giving equal time to all sides. Here with his commentary is a leader in the anti-Trump 'resistance':

Why, Thank you, RedSquirrel,

I am here in my pillow fort....in my Mom's basement. I am waiting for orders from 'Uncle George', and enjoying a hot cocoa that I am holding with both hands. Trolling those deplorable Trumpsters has giving me acute carpel tunnel syndrome, but I'm resting comfortably.

Good news! The resistance has beaten back that blonde monster Ann Coulter. She thought she could invade our stronghold, but just like the French taking back their country from the NAZI's, we defended The University of California-Berkeley.

I am so proud of you that I tried on my black mask and looked at myself in the mirror, and have to say that I looked quite bad-assed!!

A few months back, the resistance defended us from the likes of Milo Whatshisface and Charles Murray.  Our people taught those pro-Trump meanies not to mess with us!!

But this is not the time to rest! Do not....I repeat....DO NOT PUT AWAY YOUR PUSSY HATS AND 'SHE PERSISTED' T-SHIRTS!! There is still much to protest. We cannot stop until that orange fascist Trump has been forced out of office and our QUEEN Hillary immaculated.

Over and out,

P.B.















1 comment:

  1. Trump's victory is really unexpected. We all were expecting Hillary to be our next president but Trump turned the tables. This is really a tough phase for the country.

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