Our Correspondent Lucy Van Pelt Sums Up 2022

 

RedSquirrel Predictions For 2023

Your bushy-tailed correspondent looks into his crystal ball, and sees the following events unfolding in 2023:

Along with 87,000 new I.R.S. agents, The Biden Regime will spend another trillion dollars hiiring non-American illegal aliens, AntiFa terrorists, and BLM thugs to harrass and jail Americans suspected of voting for Donald Trump in 2020.

Senate Democrats will introduce The Nobody Likes A Tattletale Act, imprisoning thousands of government whistleblowers.

Following up on the 2022 atrocious Inflation-Reduction Act, The Respect For Marriage Act, and the Omnibus Budget, The Democrat Senate introduces a $4-trillion project bill to build a huge, plastic hand to slap God in the face.

The CDC will blame the heart attack deaths of thousands of vaccinated 8-year-olds on Climate change.

The Unemployment rate reaches an astronomical 40%. Americans are dying in the streets. The country has become a food desert. Owning a home or renting an apartment becomes prohibitively expensive.......and Joe Biden will say our economy is 'stronger than Hell.'

Historian Micheal Beschloss will write a new book claiming that Donald Trump is the re-incarnation of Hitler. Americans on facebook are suspended and censored for disagreeing with Beschloss's insane, unhinged claims.

While Democrats continue to engage in illegal insider trading and money-laundering, Biden AG Merrick Garland indicts former President Donald Trump on some made-up charge.

Elon Musk announces a new C.E.O. of Twitter. Alex Jones.

Joe Biden's Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre announces the sale of Arlington National Cemetery to the Chinese Communist Government. The Chi-Coms desecrate all of the graves, and strike oil. Resident Biden then begs The Chinese to sell us the oil..

The University of Stanford will ban the use of the English language after determining that it is a product of systemic rascism, sexism, and unacceptable to wokeness. The students and faculty will speak the African Handawe and Hadza language of clicking their mouthes from now on.

Normal Americans complain about Resident Biden's re-imagined mandatory mask mandate, so he introduces his new 'ball-gag' mandate. A Biden judge determines that this does not violate The First Amendment.

Bug-eyed Leftist Adam Schiff resigns his congressional seat, and finds a new job..................in a prison laundry room.

and finally..............

The Minnesota Vikings are 30 seconds away from winning their first Super Bowl, leading The Kansas City Chiefs by 24-21. Suddenly, television viewers recieve a late-breaking bulletin, and the newscasters tell the world that professional football is indeed 'fixed' like professional wrestling. The field refs refuse to let the game end, and they cancel the final 30 seconds. NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell announces the folding of the league. State Farm Stadium in Glendale Arizona is sucked into a black hole, leaving The Vikes winless in The Super Bowl.

What Is Shwanza?: Dr. Frasier Crane Tries To Explain The Drunken Madness Of Nancy Pelosi

Soon-to-be ex-Speaker Nancy Pelosi spoke to her colleagues in The House chamber last week, and used a non-existent word 'SHWANZA'  Here to try to explain is our resident psychiatrist, Dr. Frasier Crane:

Thank you, RedSquirrel. Hello, I am Dr. Frasier Crane, and I am listening.

Yes, soon-to-be former Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) used this word Shwanza. She was wishing her colleagues well, and trying to be 'inclusive' to multiple religions and traditions. Somehow, she mentioned this non-existent holiday 'Shwanza'. PERHAPS this non-existent holiday DOES exist, and that we just didn't know of it's existence. 

Perhaps she just made a Freudian slip, or this supposed holiday IS A REAL HOLIDAY. It sounds like she was trying to combine the words 'Shvantz' and 'Kwanzaa'. Shvantz is a Yiddish word, meaning 'penis,' and Kwanzaa is a fake holiday for African-Americans opposed to Christmas. Kwanzaa was created by a Black Communist.

My, this is starting to sound like a holiday that would be celebrated by a Cultural Marxist! We may be getting somewhere!

Perhaps, Nancy wanted to insult The American People one last time before she has to give up her huge, over-sized Speaker's Gavel. She was probably lashing out, thinking that she desired to desecrate Christmas by wishing everyone a 'happy fake holiday' like Kwanzaa , but was thinking about her 'sexually adventurous' husband Paul, so she accidently said  'Shwanza'.

Chances are, Nancy was slurring her speech because she was drunk, as she is much of the time. It is well-known that she is a full-fledged alcoholic, shit-faced to the core. As bad as her drunkedness is, she is even MORE drunk on power. She must make a fortune from her insider trading, so I am sure she can afford all the booze she could ever want.

I would send her to DETOX.

Extreme leftists like Mrs.Pelosi have this need to change ANYTHING that is considered 'traditional' and attack what is 'normal'. I hope that she and her Democrat colleagues don't ever try to cancel Christmas and replace it with Shwanza. With this out-of-control government, it wouldn't surprise me if they try.

According to some, Nancy Pelosi has an unclean spirit living inside her head. Perhaps someone should hire an exorcist to deal with this, although I would prefer some extensive electroshock therapy for Nancy.

I would like to conduct some Rorschach tests with Nancy. I remember when The Clintons used to hang condoms on their White House Christmas tree. In her congressional district (San Francisco), residents are 'free' to publicly shoot drugs into their veins  and defecate on the sidewalks. 

I find it interesting after they emptied the mental asylums and turned San Franciscointo a sanctuary city, she was elected to Congress.

Well, that's it for this session. Have yourselves a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. I wish good mental health to you and yours!

I am Dr. Frasier Crane, and I am listening!

An RSR Exclusive: Santa Is In A Foul Mood

Your bushy-tailed correspondent stepped into Mrs. Claus's kitchen as she baked a batch of Gingerbread cookies. She sighed, and warned me about her 'Big guy'.

She told me that whatever I do, don't bring up Biden or The F.B.I., for those bastards in D.C. have been incredibly naughty. Santa has been in a very foul mood since Biden stole that election, and it's gotten even worse in the last year. He hasn't been eating and he doesn't get nearly enough sleep.

Mrs. Claus told me that he just spends his time in his office, yelling at the toyshop foreman like Clark W. Grisworld's boss Frank Shirley in that Christmas Vacation movie.....

'RE-TOOL????!!!!! I'LL RE-TOOL YOU!!!!!!!'

 Santa has a large dartboard of Joe Biden in hus office. He spends hours thowing darts.........

And so, I slowly entered Santa's spacious North Pole office. Mrs. Klaus wasn't kidding. I was shocked to see how much weight he had lost. I cleared my throat, and asked him if this was a bad time for an interview. He ho, ho, hoed, but it sounded forced.

After I asked him how he REALLY felt about this Christmas, he poured his anger out:

THAT CORRUPT, SENILE JERK-OFF BIDEN IS GETTING A REINDEER TURD IN HIS STOCKING!!!!! He is making America a third-world banana republic!

It breaks my heart to know about all those everyday American patriots rotting in his gulags because they proitested the stolen election. 'Insurrectionists' MY ASS!!!!

As for that corrupt, insider-trading hosebag Nancy Pelosi and her homo husband, I'm sending them a sealed indictment!

I know who's been naughty, and I know who's been nice. Bitches......

I'M SENDING CAROL-SINGING GREMLINS TO ALL THOSE MONEY-LAUNDERING CRAPSTAINS IN CONGRESS!!! ALL THOSE JERKS WHO VOTED FOR THE $1.7 BILLION OMNIBUS BILL  HAD BETTER WATCH OUT!!! IF I COULD, I WOULD SEND DEMONS TO THEIR FRONT DOORS!!!!

On the other hand, a lot of good Americans will be getting guns under their Christmas tree. Thank God for The Second Amdndment. Merry Christmas to you........

That is all.

Havnagootiim Vishnu Urheer Has Some More Profound Questions

Havnagootiim Vishnu Urheer returns with much on his mind, and many questions to ask:

Why does a politician spend $100 million dollars to win a job where the yearly salary is $174,000? No wonder why They're so corrupt with their insider trading and money laundering.

Why do the vaccinated blame the unvaccinated when the vaccinated get sick, even when the unvaccinated didn't even get sick? When you have the flu, do you curse everyone without the flu?

How in Heaven's name did John Fetterman get elected? Are the voters in Pennsylvania on drugs?

Why do they call Twitter  a 'social media' site when so many on it are so ANTI-SOCIAL????

What is with backward world Washington D.C.? The corrupt government prosecutes the innocent and normal, everyday citizens are imprisoned while violent criminals run wild.

Why do libs support violent murderers and THEIR'rights' while at the same time they fight to kill innocent unborn babies? That one makes my bald head hurt.

Why does the woke crowd call America 'RACIST', while people with Black skin, Brown skin, and Yellow skin are all trying to get in? That one still has me quite perplexed.....................

Why was Aunt Jamima, Uncle Ben and the pretty Land-o-Lakes girl banished from the grocery store shelves, along with baby formula?

And finally, 

What is wrong with you Americans? You elected the dumbest, most senile, most corrupt dingleberry amognst you as your 'leader'?????!!

I must take a nap. All these questions tires the mind...........

Twas A Month Before Christmas, (When Elon Musk Bought Twitter)

The Clement Clarke Moore poem was 55 lines. I decided on 21 lines because I'm a little lazy:

Twas A month before Christmas, and all thru the house of Twitter

The leftist censors were panicking and getting quite bitter

Musk was determined to make social media more fair

For the blue-check libs, it was more than they could bear

To The Babylon Bee this news sounded just fine

As visions of free speech danced in their minds

Musk turned on the light, and the Twitter cockroaches scurried

He exposed The Hunter Biden story they had buried

For $44 billion Elon bought a crime scene

Twitter and the government colluded, and that was just mean

Elon brought back accounts that were suspended

All this free speech left the cancel cultists quite offended

Even Donald Trump's account was re-activated

 but we still wonder why was his Mar-aLago home raided? 

Elon Musk dealt harshly with  the child porn creeps

and re-activated the accounts of normal, everyday tweeps

He fired the lawyers and the dead weight were given pink slips

as the unhinged leftist Twits quickly lost their grips

He found that Twitter colluded with The F.B.I. and C.I.A. crooks

while the networks news refused to take a look

So, Merry Christmas to you who had their accounts suspended

Thanks to Elon Musk, your suspension will soon be ended

Top Ten Things More Important Than Biden Visiting The Southern Border

So, The Neck Sniffer visited Arizona this week, and a journalist asked him if he plans to visit the Southern border. The relentlessly corrupt, senile Biden said 'No. There are more important things (than border security).'

From the home office in Bovey, Minnesota, here are The Top Ten Things More Important Than Securring Our Borders':

10. Congratulating Katie Hobbs on her governor's race 'well-stolen'

  9.  Laundering another $50 billion

  8. Punishing people who work for a living

  7. Accepting money from drug kingpins 

  6. Eating an ice cream cone

  5. killing unborn babies

  4. Brittney Griner

  3. Throwing Donald Trump and all his supporters in prison

  2. fighting 'disinformation'

  1. nano nono, I don't know

Drag Queen Story Time, Weirdos In The Biden Regime, And Balenciaga: A Sister Mary Brokenknuckles Commentary

These days, Parents are learning what their kids are being subjected to at government schools, and many are attending school board meetings. These parents are speaking out against CRT, girls being assaulted by males in girl's bathrooms, as well as the leftist propaganda insanity taught at these government schools.

Our Faith and Religion correspondent, Sister Mary Brokenknuckes returns to comment on this and some other timely issues:

Thank you, RedSquirrel. God Bless!

Hail Mother Mary, full of grace,

Tonight, the Moloch-worshipping, wife-abusing, communist desciple of Satan Raphael Warnock won his Senatorial run-off election against Christian football legend Herschel Walker. Turtle Head Mitch MacConnell must really enjoy being in the minority, horribly underfunding Walker's campaign.

Now that The Democrats have 51 Senate seats, that worthless whore of Babylon Vice-President Kamala Harris will have absolutely nothing to do.

This is Sam Brinton. This perverted 'transgender' weirdo was given a position in The Snfiffer Pervert Biden regime.Ttransgenders like this  ballgown-wearing, bald Sodomite weirdo yap about their 'preferred pronouns. My 'preferred pronouns' for this abomination is 'What/The./ Living/ Hell!!! 

It's perfectly proper to use the 'demonstrative pronouns' 'That' and 'WHAT' to describe this whack job, as well as the grotesque, cross-transitioning freak, Rachel/ Robert Levine!. 

What the HELL is with this freakshow coming at us at The Biden regime? Where in Heaven's name does he find these people?????

As for drag queen story time, if any of these demonic perverts try to come into my Catholic school, I will call the police!

The same goes for our teachers. If any of our teachers ever try to talk sex with our children, we'll smack 'em in the knuckles with a ruler.......then call THE POLICE!!

I guess Brazil has replaced The United States as the new 'Land of the free and Home of the brave!' Did you see what the people did when that Communist Lula tried to steal their country away from wonderful Christian President Jair Bolsannero? The people rose up, and the military took the country back! 

If our military weren't lead by politically-correct, mascara-wearing fruticakes like Mark Milley, President Trump would be straightening this country out right now! 

I am dissappointed the Republican 'red wave' that we were promised turned into a 'red puddle'. Still, I am glad that The G.O.P. won The House. Now, Nutty Nancy should hire an exorcist, and she can rid herself of that unclean spirit living inside her head. She should spend more time with her gay husband Paul. Playing 'Hide The Hammer' with male prostitutes is bad for body, mind, and soul.

Hail Mother Mary, Full of Grace!

Christmas is coming, and if you're shopping at Balenciaga, I'll say a prayer for your soul. If images of child bondage, blood, and teddy bears rock your boat, you may be well on your way to Hell along with The Kardashians. And speaking of Kardashians, will someone tell Kanye to stop all this silliness? 

May God in Heaven bless Elon Musk for setting the Twitter prisoners free. Hopefully, conservatives will soon enjoy the same free speech rights as child sex traffickers, Covid vaccine drug pushers, The Taliban, and Biden's Fascist Bureau of Intimidation!

Finally, may God bless the J6 prisoners suffering inhuman persecution by The Biden Regime. I believe Our Savior Jesus Christ would tell his Father in Heaven, 'Dear God, Forgive Joe Biden. He knows not what he does..........No really, Joe Biden doesn't even know where he is most of the time!'

Amen!

If Republicans Really Want To Win

If Republicans REALLY want to win, they have to learn to fight fire with fire. Democrats use the system and bend the rules whenever they can get away with it. Democrats tend to vote earlier and have their ballots counted later, and Republicans need to know this. 

If we want to win, we have to realize that some elections are not about ideas, it's about who gets more ballots counted.

Democrats knew that Republicans in Maricopa County would tend to vote in person on Election Day, so they made sure the machines didn't work, leaving disenfranchized Republican voters stranded at polling stations. They stood in long, long lines for hours, while the media lied about how we suppress the  Democrat vote.

Democrats alter the election system to give themselves an advantage. The good news is, The Republicans can learn to use the system against their Democrat opponents. Several years back, Democrats in Orange County used vote harvesting to route their Republican opponents. 2 years later, The Republicans learned their lesson, and returned the favor, beating The Dems. 

Now, some Republicans are getting smart, putting drop boxes in churches and gun stores. One reason why the 'red wave' didn't happen is because rural conservatives didn't come out and vote. WE should have ballot harvesting operatives placing drop boxes all over rural areas.

Here's another idea. In 2024, Presidential candidate Donald Trump (if he is the candidate) should have 30-40 drop boxes placed outside each venue where he holds his rallies. His operatives can harvest scores of ballots at his rallies.

If Republicans want to win, they need to adopt and out-hussle the dirty Democrats.

SONG PARODY ALERT!!! Ode To Little Kevin McCallister

 

I was watching the Christmas classic 'Home Alone' and i noticed that the subject of the classic 1968 hit 'Ode To Billy Joe' by Bobbi Gentry had the same last name as the little boy portrayed by Mccaulley Caulkin.................

I thought I'd try to write a remake (or variation) of this song. I call this 'Ode To Little Kevin McCalister'':

Little Kevin's family was angry and getting on his case

When Kevin woke up lookin' for his family but he saw no trace

Mama gave Kevin a 'time out' because he was giving her lip

The family forgot the little runt, they went away on their Christmas trip

At the luggage carousel they passed around the stuff he packed

Mama screamed KEVIN! and she felt terrible that she lost track

She had sent him to his room when He was mouthy and Mama didn't like his tone

and now it seems Kevin McCalister was left hone all alone

Well, little Kevin was home alone, but he did just fine

He smashed his brother's shelf that he was trying to climb

He was low on food so he went and got some more

He got some goodies and paid with cash at the grocery store

Little Kevin was home alone on Christmas but he was brave

He screamed and his pores tightened when he tried on Dad's aftershave

There were two bumbling burglers casing Kevin's family home

Somehow they found out that Kevin Mccalister was left home alone

So, one of he burglars stuck his head right inside the doggy door

Kevin shot them with a toy gun and  asked them 'Do you idiots want some more?

The burglars slipped and fell and almost broke their turkey necks

They swore they'll put an end to the little bratty smart aleck

Little Kevin was only having fun defending his family home

It was that time tat Kevin Mccalister was left home alone

It's been 30 years and there were Home Alone sequels that weren't half bad

Nobody ever called Child Protection Services on Kevin's Mom and Dad

Everyone has grown up and tthe kids have all moved away

Except for those two burglars, They're still in prison today

The brothers and sisters still come to their Mom's and Dad's Home Sweet Home

and  laugh about the time Kevin McCalister was left home alone

RSR Poll Question: What Should Elon Musk Buy Next?

Recently, billionaire Elon Musk bought Twitter for $44 billion.  Here is our next poll question. What should he buy next?

A) Apple

 B) Google/ YouTube

 C) CNN

 D) The New York Times

 E) facebook

If This Is 'Climate Change', Then Give Me More!

 

Debbie Downer Thanksgiving

So the always atrocious, insanely racist Joy Reid took to her show on MSNBC to complain about Thanksgiving.  We're not going to make you, our readers, suffer by telling you what she had to say.

Instead of rotting your soul, we thought we'd bring you someone more cheerful to share some thoughts about tthis great holiday:

Hi everybody, It's Debbie

As you and your families sit at the dinner table and partake in the horror that is called 'THANKSGIVING', I hope that you think about the turkeys that are raised to be murdered and eaten. What do THEY have to be thankful for? Millions of cranberries and potatoes are also  murdered. (sad trombone)

Turkeys are insulted, robbed of their dignity and giblets, and their roasted buttholess are sodomized with stuffing. It appears that this is to honor the pilgrims who raped the North American continent. I am so ashamed to be an American!. (sad gobble)

It's a fact that Thanksgiving is the number one killer of turkeys!(sad gobble gobble)

It's official........I can't have children. (sad trombone)

During the cooking of the turkey, temperatures reach about 350 degrees. Can you imagine being in that horribe heat? Global warming is going to doom us all! (sad trombone)

In the first Thanksgiving, the genocidal Pilgrims gave thanks to Their Indigenous hosts (who saved their lives) with a great feast, then they wiped them out. We are The Turks and the Native Americans are The Armenians. The guilt is killing me! (sad trombine)

The Indians gave us food and we returned the favor by giving them Turberculosis-laced blankets. (sad trombone). 

As Americans engage in this orgy of gluttony, People in Africa starve. If we don't give them our food, we deserve to be damned for eternity. Klaus Schwab says we should eat bugs. Hear! Hear! (sad buzz)

Well, that's all for now. I'm outside my parent's house. Did my family decide to do Thanksgiving somewhere else and forget to tell me about the change of holidays plans?

Where is everybody?

HEADLINE: BIDEN PARDONS THANKSGIVING TURKEY (LEAVES PERSECUTED J6 PROTESTERS IN D.C. GULAG)

 

SONG PARODY ALERT! The Beatles And The Attack On Paul Pelosi (David Depape's Silver Hammer)

A  few weeks ago, there was a strange news story involving Speaker Nancy Pelosi's husband Paul. He was alone in their San Francisco house with a male prostitute named David DePape. The Speaker's husband called the police, and when the police arrived, the two were in their underwear fighting over a hammer. 

Paul Pelosi had referred to DePape as 'a friend' during his phone call to the police. It was reported that DePape had loudly asked 'Where is Nancy?' after entering the house'

DePape assaulted Paul Pelosi with the hammer, and was arrested. He was charged with 'attempted murder.'

The false news media immediately misidentified the attacker as a MAGA Republican. The attacker is an enthusiastic nudist and makes stuff out of hemp. When your bushy-tailed correspondent thinks of MAGA,  nudist hemp craft artists does not come to mind. DePape is also an illegal alien from Canada.

Here to tell us the weird tale of David DePapape's Silver Hammer are The Fab Four, The Beatles:

Nutty Nancy wasn't home, 

Paul Pelosi wasn't alone. He had company

He was hanging out with a male prosti-too-too-toot

Things went bad for Paul, He had to make a call

He called the police on the phone

He spoke in a relaxed toe-tow-toe-tone

When the police got to the front door, 

They found  2 men in their underwear

Then BANG, BANG, David's silver hammer 

came down on Paul Pelosi's head

Bang, Bang David's silver hammer

Now, Paul and Nancy's face is red

They said on CNN, David's a Republican

We are so annoyed 

They gaslight us about this unpleasant scene

They don't seem to care, two grown men in their underwear

There seemed to be a dispute

between the Speaker's husband and the male prostitute

When the police showed up at the scene

The violence soon began

 

BANG BANG, David's silver hammer 

came down on Paul Pelosi's cheeks

BANG, BANG David's silver hammer

San Fran Nan's hubby is a freak

David went to jail, They denied his bail

The story disappeared

It turns out he was a liberal weirdo-doe-doe-doe

The facts never added up, The media is so corrupt

They wanted to blame the right wing, 

They are such unhinged, lying ding-a-ling, ling, ling, lings

The news media tripped up on all their lies

Was this supposed to be an October Surprise?

BANG, BANG David's silver hammer

came down on Paul Pelosi's head

BANG, BANG, The leftist news media's collective 

face is red

Andy Rooney: Democrats Can't Win If They Can't Cheat

Andy Rooney is here with a commentary on The Mid-Term Elections:

Have you ever wondered why it is that states ran by Republicans, even G.O.P. states wih HUGE populations can announce election results by 10:00  Election Night, while states like Arizona and Nevada are still 'counting' their votes days, sometimes WEEKS later?

....And have you wondered why Florida has IT'S ACT TOGETHER, while states like Michigan and Pennsylvania are riddled with election cheats, strange 'vote-counting' machines,  and mysterious trucks full of ballots that ONLY go to Democrats?

There are 22,000,000 Floridians, and no vote harvesting, no mail-in voting, and very little cheating. Florida has the most popular Governor in the country, and he easily won in a landslide. He won by a huge 20% margin. 

Meanwhile, Arizona has about 7.000.000 residents, but Democrat Secretary of State Katie Hobbs, is overseeing the Governor's race......in which she is ALSO A CANDIDATE! HOW IN HEAVEN'S NAME IS THIS ALLOWED??? They keep finding votes, and they are trying to steal the Governor's election from their extremely popular Republican opponent, Kari Lake.

The Democrats have already stole the Senate race.

If your state can't count all it's legal votes on Election Night, it's because YOUR STATE DOESN'T WANT TO COUNT ALL OF IT'S LEGAL VOTES ON ELECTION NIGHT.

For over 200 years, America could count the votes and have a winner announced by midnight. Then, A FEW YEARS AGO we started letting machines do the 'counting'. Has it made counting votes easier? Has it made anything better or more accurate? NO! It's turned ELECTION DAY into ELECTION MONTH, and far more chaotic and dishonest.

Things have only gotten easier for the cheaters!

In exit polls, almost 80% of the voters say that the country is disatisfied with the state of the economy, yet they 're-elected' the party that wrecked the economy. Does that even make sense? HELL NO!

The pre-election polls tell us that The Republicans would win the majority in The U.S. Senate. Some even touted a 'Red Wave'. It looks like The Democrats will keep control of The Senate.

In The House of Representatives, The Republicans will probably win a very small majority. Have you ever noticed that elections that last a week never go in favor of The Republicans? You never see a sudden huge pile of votes that go to only the Republicaan candidate.

Democrats have trouble winning in states with sensible election law,s like Voter I.D., no mail-in voting, or vote harvesting. The winner should be determined in a fair election, not by corrupt lawyers and partisan poll workers who are willing to do ANYTHING to win.

The Democrats accuse The Republicans of 'suppressing the vote.' The truth is, The Republicans are trying to stop their Democrats opponents from cheating. The so-called 'news' media are on he wrong side of this debate.

The United States is a center-right country, and the elections should reflect the will of the people, not be in the hands of the criminals currently in control. God Bless America.

A Statement From A Disappointed Republican Eeyore

Here to analyze the lackluster performance of The G.O.P. is our Disappointed Republican Eeyore:

Darn, Pooh, there was no Republican Tsunami. We were supposed to turn 50-80 House seats and 5-8 Senate seats. What the heck happened? 

It was that loser Donald Trump! We Republicans should always listen to Never-Trumpers, CNN, and MSNBC to tell us what we should do. They would NEVER gaslight the American public! It seems Donald Trump is just a drag on The G.O.P.

If only we would listen to winners like Mitt Romney  we would be drinking champagne right now. Mitt Romney doesn't tweet mean things.

On the other hand, the old, wise turtle Mitch McConnell dumped tons of campaign cash on Senator Lisa Murkowski. Yay! (yawn).

A lot of our candidates oppose the killing of unborn babies, so of course we lost many races because Abortion is a constitutional right! Millions of voters voted because of they think Republicans attack Democracy and.......so.....on......moreless.

About 80% of the voters whio took part in exit polls were dissatisfied with the state of the economy, but apparently that  didn't translate into votes. It looks like violent crime doesn't really matter to many Americans, so Democrats retain control of The Senate. Darn, We suck!

If only Republicans stopped listening to Trump. He supported around 130 candidate or so, and about 20 lost. Sheesh, talk about a kiss of death! Woe is us!

If only John McCain was still alive...............

I hope that Elizabeth Chaney never leaves the Republican party. We need her loyalty and insight to guide us through this rough time.

Maybe I'll join the Losertarians. I'm so depressed.

 

Ralphie Wiggum Analyzes The 2022 Mid-Term Elections

Here to give his 1 cent (2 cents is asking a bit much) is our Junior Political Analyst, Ralphie Wiggum. 

Hi America!

In Minnesota, God-like Bergermeister-Miesterberger Tim Walz won re-election because he saved Minnesota from Covid! Ilhan Omar won re-election. People get on her case because she married her own brother (She's related to him). My Dad and my Mom are married. They're also related. I don't see the problem.

It's terrific that Minnesota Democrats are talking about Abortion protections now that they have control. Babies need to be protected from being born. They should have the right to be torn limb-from-limb in their mommy's tummy.. The fat lady in Georgia said that inflation is bad right now, so one way to save money is to abort your unviable tissue mass. I was sad when she lost.

I like Uncle John Festerman because he thinks and speaks just like ME! In fact, I hope to be just like him when I grow up! He wants to free the prisoners because he saw The Shawshank Redemption. 

I want to make Carbonite illegal because I saw Han Solo encased in it on The Empire Strikes Back. Princess Leia loves him! That darn Darth Vader is such a Republican meanie! So is that Jabba The Hut!

I was surprised when I learned that The Wizard of Oz was running in Pennsylvania. He's a good man, but a bad wizard. He's an even worse candidate.

I think President Biden is GREAT, although he likes to sniff girl's hair and neck. STRANGER DANGER!!!! Last week I was eating some glue, and thought it was unpossible to speak as well as President Biden. Uncle Festerman beats him by a mile! I couldn't speak at all because I ate super glue.

I don'r like all this 'red wave' talk. I saw that video on YouTube where hundreds of people drowned in Indonesia. That made me cry. Then I ate some crayons, and I felt better. Then I got sick. My barf was pretty.

I think I should be a professional vote counter in Arizona. I'd do a better job, and it would only take 3 or 4 days if I counted the ballots by myself. The schools must be bad if the poll workers have trouble counting the ballots. 

It's strange that everybody is so unhappy about crime and the economy, then the voters re-elect all the politicians who caused the problems. Am I the only one who thinks this?

It's a great idea to vote for Democrat mayors. After all, they're experts in criminal activity. Whoops, I just super-glued my head to my shoulder. Help me!

Nicholae Carpathia's Post-Election Statement

Here to make a statement on The 2022 Mid-term elections is The Anti-Christ:

It's fantastic that our Democrat hypocrites bitch about 'voter suppression' while mailing out ballots to their voters. It is super easy-peasey voting everywhere if you're a Democrat! MEANWHILE, Republican voters stand in line on Election Day for 5-6 hours and are told that the machines aren't working and there's not nearly enough ballots. My biased, darling news media lies non-stop!

I am very disappointed that Tracy Abrams came up short. She told Georgia voters to abort their babies because the economy is in the toilet. It would have been great to have ANOTHER MOLOCH WORSHIPPER IN POWER!

Another  pro-Abortion disciple, The Reverend  Raphael Warnock will have a run-off with that Christian, goody two-shoes Herschel Walker. Of course, my demons will make sure our candidate will win. Fire up the Dominion Voting Machines!

Up in Minnesota, Democrats swept al state-wide races. The urban voters in The Gopher State love corruption, like being told what to do., and they are really into KILLING UNBORN BABIES! They will gladly take my mark! The local news stations have them SO DECEIVED!!!

ALL HAIL SATAN!!!!!!

It looks like OUR SPEAKER Nancy Pelosi will lose her speakership if those Republicans win the majority in The House of Representatives. It would be quite damaging to the satanic cause if we lose her evil leadership. The Unclean Spirit living inside her head will FREAK!

I am pleased that our BEAST with the bulge in his neck, John 'Goliath' Fetterman, won his race against Mahmet Oz. Our giant's victory over their 'David' was a great victory and proves that a horrible candidate can win if you decieve enough voters and rig the voter machines.  Remember, if you're not cheating, you're not trying!

In New York, our Governor Kathy Hochul defeated law-and-order Republican Lee Zeldin. How dare Zeldin try to stand in the way of our violent criminals! Three cheers for murders, violent assaults,  and carjackings!!!!

The Wicked Witch of The Mid-West DEMOCRAT Governor Gretchen Whitmer won re-election! Hey G.O.P......Ding-Dong! The witch is alive!!!!

I want to give a special shout-out to our false prophets at CNN and MSNBC, as well as NBC, CBS, AND ABC NEWS!!!! Your lies stopped the Red Wave.

In closing, I want to address our Florida Governor Ron DeSantis problem. That damnable DeSantis won his election by 20 points. What do we do about HIM? I want your best ideas by the end of the day. C'MON DEMONCRATS. THINK!!!!!

ALL HAIL SATAN!!!!

John Fetterman's Victory Speech

In one stunning result Tuesday night, Brain-damaged Democrat John Fetterman won his contest against Republican Mahmet Oz. Here he is to deliver his victory speech:

Goodnight, everybody. Me win election football hanburger abortion good. Me win fly like Philadelphia Eagles to fluffy nest in Washington.

Now we must free violent criminal prison inmates like Morgan Freeman in Shawshank Redemption. Good Hunter Biden good job with Ukraine. Everyone wins. I help President Biden do good job.

Mom and me go shopping for clothes, and she bought me another wear hoodie and black shorts for my inuguration.  Bump on my neck likes winning hotdog baseball Ritz Crackers.

We make rich Republicans pay fair share for no more fracking. I support fracking. Vaccines for every arm and free checks and ballots in every mailbox. Thank you dropboxes and Dominion

Coal is dirty, rotten job. My job is stopping dirty coal mines dirty pretty trees and climate change will kill everyone. We must stop FOXNEWS information pollution and rich Orange Man!

We build back better and inflation reduction and everyone needs to wear their Covid masks because Democrats care Ketchup and chocolate face. Sprinkles TOO!!!

I thank The great Oprah for giving me her big thumbs up endorsement. She is queen of Planet Earth!

I have to go back to Mom's basement and take a nap.

I will take vow on Soviet Constitution, and rock my black hoodie. THANK YOU, PENNSYLVANIA!

 

Biden's Final Pitch

Tomorrow is Election Day, and here to give The Democrat's final pitch is the leader of their party, Joe Biden:

First of all, we Democrats don't need your votes. Just like we stole the election of 2020 as well as the election in Brazil, my team of election thieves will make sure that Democrats retain control of both houses of Congress. As my hero Joe Stalin told me just the other day, 'Elections are not determined by who votes, but WHO COUNTS the votes.'

We put forth some HORRIBLE candidates, but we are confident that we can steal any election anywhere. I can say the most indecent, hateful, incoherent, slanderous junk and you Republicans can't stop us from winning. 

We will keep counting until we win. It may take weeks.

In fact, we are watching how people vote, and we're thinking about throwing Republican voters in our secret prisons. This is a warning to all 81,000,000 Trump voters! You people are a threat to Democracy!

Remember, speech is violence. So is voting for MAGA Republicans!

All MAGA conservatives contributed to the attack on Paul Pelosi, so most of you will be recieving a visit from my Gestapo Federal Bureau of Intimidation. We will knock on your doors and give you 5 seconds to open the door before we smash the door in, making your small rugrats cry. 

You Republicans don't stand a chance! You vote, then go to work, then head home to watch the returns. We Democrat like to vote early,, stuff ballot boxes, vote for the dead, send millions of ballots to addresses where no one even lives, wage lawfare, rig vote machines, harvest votes, and invent brand new ways of cheating!!!

After we win, we will overrun your small towns with dangerous, violent criminals, kill your kids with candy laced with Fentanyl, force you to wear a slave Covid mask and take dangerous, untested drugs developed by Big Pharma. Your 8-year-olds belong to US!!!!

We will sell America out to globalists, raise your taxes, gorge on your paychecks, all the while we lie our asses off. We will chop your unborn babies to pieces, and chop your son's dick off..... 

 .....and if you oppose us, you're a NAZI!!!

We demand that you submit to us. We might allow you to take off your slave masks to eat BUGS. If we catch you buying a steak, we will investigate your bank accounts. Remember, YOU WILL OWN NOTHING AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY!!!!

Soon, it will be illegal to own a car that runs on gasoline! Everyone will be living on top of each other in 50-story high-rises. D.C. will pass more legislation that enriches us while driving you into the poorhouse!

We don't really need your vote. We hate Normal-America. Vote for us anyway......OR ELSE!

PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN

Carnac The Magnificent Political Analyst: Mr. Potatohead, Ron DeSantis, And Charlie Crist

The RedSquirrel Report welcomes into our midst the amazing visitor from The East. Seer, soothsayer, and NEWS ANALYST......CARNAC THE MAGNIFICENT!

A thousand welcomes, oh GREAT NEWS ANALYST! I hold in my hand an envelope containing a news script. The envelope has been hermetically sealed. It's been kept in a mayonnaise jar on Greg Gutfeld's front porch since noon yesterday. NO ONE knows what is written on this piece of paper inside the envelope except for you.....CARNAC THE MAGNIFICENT!!!!

In your mystical and borderline divine way will ascertain the secret answer written on this piece of paper, having never before seeing it.

Quiet everybody.

Carnak holds the envelope over his eyes, pauses for a moment, and says........

"MR. POTATOHEAD, FLORIDA GOVERNOR RON DeSANTIS, and CHARLIE CRIST!"...........

Carnac tears the envelope open, blows into it, and reads what the message says.......

"NAME A SPUD, A STUD, AND A DUD....."

The crowd laughs and cheers loudly.

PARODY SONG ALERT!!! BILLY JOEL SINGS 'THROWING OUT THE DEMOCRAT BUMS ('ONLY THE GOOD DIE YOUNG')

Here to sing the new Republican campaign song is Billy Joel, to the tune of his big hit 'Only The Good Die Young'. Hit it:

Come out Katie Hobbs, Why won't you debate?

You're getting crushed by rock star Kari Lake

You think that you're just gonna skate

The mainstream news media is so stunned

You tore down our statues, your lunatic, leftist base

You burned down our cities, and locked patriots away

Tim Walz is a failure, Mark Kelly is two-faced

Warnock preaches Abortion

We're throwing out you Democrat bums

On Election Day

We're throwing out the Democrat bums

You Democrat bums

'Defund the police' screamed your dangerous crowd

Now, it seems some of you don't seem so proud

You don't want to say the quiet part too loud

even with all the lies you spun

Now you're stealing Republican yard signs

Lying TV ads, Democrats hiding behind

America sees through all of your lies

Wave goodbye to John Fetterman

We're throwing out you Democrat bums

on Election Day

Say Goodbye to the Democrat bums

Democrat bums

You fill your TV ads with lies and misinformation

Your act is growing old,

All the lies you told

America has had enough of all your corruption

We'll vote in a new Majority

Once again we'll be the home of the free, Whoa-oh-oh-oh.............

On Election Night we'll be having a good time

Our victory parties we'll be drinking some wine

On CNN they'll be cryin'

when all is said and done

We're throwing out the Democrat bums

The Democrat bums

we're throwing out you Democrat bums

The Democrat bums

You'll bring out all your election deniers

who never tell the truth

You deserve to lose

You're running with you pants on fire

Everyone knows that you suck

Biden's a lame duck, Woa-whoa-whoa-whoa

Come on Kathy Hochul, you're running out of time

New Yorkers are sick of all the violent crime

The new polls tell us you're falling behind

We're electing Lee Zeldon

We're throwing out the Democrat bums

Democrat bums

Throwing out the Democrat bums

out on their cans

We're throwing out the Democrat bums

Democrat bums

Democrat bums

The Wicked Witch Of The West Endorses Gretchen Whitmer, The Wicked Witch Of The Mid-West

We have looked all over for someone who still supports The Wicked Witch of The Midwest, Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer, and we found one. We discovered two Whitmer supporters, but one died when a house fell on her.

Here to give her endorsement is Governor Whitman's biggest supporter:

EEEEEEEEEEEE!!....HEEHEEEEHEHEEHEEEHEEEHEEEE!!!!!

First things first. Everybody mistakes me for Nancy Pelosi. She is a wicked witch AND she represents California, but I AM THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST!!! EEEEEEEE!!!!HEEHEEEHEEHEEEHEE!!

I have a message for all you my pretties. Gretchen Whitmer is coming for your vote......AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO!!!! She deserves your vote because she made the tough choice to shut down the state and rob you of your freedom to save you and your little brats from the deadly Covid virus!

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. That's just Gretchen's husband getting his boat out to the lake.

I was canvassing today for Governor Whitmer, riding my broom and leaving a HUGE smoke message in the sky, reading 'SURRENDER DOROTHY.......I MEAN.......SURRENDER TUDOR DIXON!!!!' That REPUBLICAN witch is running to replace Gretchen as Governor of Michigan! I bet you rotten Republicans would like to throw water on The Governor, making her melt away!

I want all you gun owners to give me your red ruby guns! I hate Glenda, The Good NRA Witch of the North, who reminds gun owners that there's power and freedom in gun ownership.

(mimics Glenda the Good Witch) 'I'm Goody-Goody Glenda the Good Witch! Don't give up your guns. There's great power in gun ownership. If you give up your guns you'll be at her mercy!'

SCREW THAT!  I want ALL the power in the hands of Governor Gretchen Whitmer, The Wicked Witch of The Midwest!

Sure, The Democrats have turned The Emerald City of Detroit into a crime-ridden dump, and shut down the schools. I know that Gretchen's opponent would like to tell the all the little munchkins and their parents (singing like Glenda) 'COME OUT! COME OUT, FROM THE COVID SHUTDOWN!!!! '

WE CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN! We need all our flying monkey voters to swoop in and overwhelm the voting booths! See you at the polls!!! 

EEEEEEEEE!!!!HEEEHEEEHEEEHEEEHEEHEEEHEEE!!!!!

SONG PARODY ALERT!!! John Fetterman Campaign Song Re-Make Of The Addams Family Themesong

Pennsylvania Senate Democrat candidate John Fetterman is just plain weird. He's soft on crime, and he dresses like a nine-year-old, hoodie-wearing bum. I understand he bought a house for $1, and he's never really worked for a living, but Democrats like him because his family is rich..

He's a cross between Bernie Sanders and Uncle Fester. He suffered a stroke earlier this year, so he relies on a computer that helps him communicate his horrific, leftist ideas. I can't imagine a worse candidate.

He supports BLM, but pulled a gun on a Black youth who did nothing wrong. When he appears in public, I hear The Addams Family Themesong:

He wants to free the felons

His head's a lumpy melon

Leftist crap. he's a' sellin'

He's John Fetterman

He's weird and he's kooky

He wears a black hoodie

His ideas are rather spooky

He's John Fetterman

He looks like Uncle Fester

He'll free killers and molesters

He'll bankrupt all you inverstors

He's John Fetterman

Stacey Abrams: Children Are Expensive. Abort Them!

This week, Gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams (D-GA) made some incredbibly offensive statements concerning Abortion and Inflation, stating:

"Having children is why you're concerned about the price of gas. It's why you're concerned about the price of food.

Let's be clear. Having children is the reason you're worried about your price of gas. It's why you're concerned about how much food costs. For women, this isn't a reductive issue You can't divorce being forced to carry an unwanted pregnancy from the economic realties of having a child'.

Here is the candidate to explain her statement:

Thank you, RedSquirrel,

Imagine if you ciould just get RID of your unviable tissue mass. Children are costly, and if you abort your baby, you can save lots of money, and inflation won't bite you so hard!

The child you abort will no longer be your problem, and you can now live your life with far fewer expenses If you abort that tissue mass, you will free yourself of having to buy expensive hockey equipment for that unviable tissue mass someday, and you can save enough money to enjoy a night out with the girls NOW!!! 

Abortion is so much more humane than inconviencing yourself! If you abort your unviable tissue mass, you can visit KFC 3 or 4 times a week like me without having to buy baby formula!

Remember, Inflation is so much worse if you have children! Children and parents are the enemy!

If you're one of those weirdos who believe in the sanctity of life, and can't see yourself ending your pregancy, there are other options. For example, you can sell your baby to a trafficker. That way, the baby actually MAKES YOU MONEY!

If your 14-year-old is eating you out of house and home, you can sell your kid to a sex trafficker. If you'r e insane enough to have 4-5-6 children, perhaps you can tell them to go find a job. Never let them forget what a burden they are.

The overturning of Roe Vs. Wade caused this painful Inflation, not President Biden. Well, that's what I tell my voters.

What Would George Carlin Think Of Democrats These Days?

I wonder what George Carlin would have to say about the malignant narssicists running The Democratic Party if he was still around:

When Amy Klobuchar isn't eating a salad with her comb or creating a hostile work environment,  the Minnesota Senator campaigned for the Dems, and told Democrats vote for us or die!...She literally told the voters to vote for The Dems because they will stop global warming!

I've spoke about environmental wackos and this supposed threat against 'Mother Earth.' These conceited assholes literally have a God complex. They think they control The Weather!!!!People have trouble forcasting the weather NEXT WEEK. Why would you believe they know what the weather will be like 30 years from now?

They promise to clean the environment,  but have you ever seen the areas and cities they run? Homeleass camps, shit on the sidewalks, burned out neighborhoods, drug dealers on every corner. 

Another example of this stupidity is the battle against Covid. Now, most people know that viruses are gonna virus, right?. These jack-asses tell you that if you do what the government tells you, you won't get sick!!!! WHEN THE FUCK HAS THIS EVER WORKED!!!!????

(Inpersonating a Democrat weasel):Y'see, we have people who can track down every little tiny Covid thingy and we can punch it in the nose an' kill it before it can make you sick!

These corrupt, bizzare assholes ruined your businesses, told you to cover your face with a mask, and turned your kids into sick, sad, dysfunctional little NOBODIES! They sell out to Big Pharma who are giving 8-year-olds myocarditas with their 'vaccines', while telliing you that they saved your life! I almost have to believe in God now, because somebody has to judge and punish these motherfucker busybodies someday!

Then, Remember when Barack Obama was in The White House wrecking America? There were these elementary schools where these perverted weirdo teachers were teaching their little rugrats to sing songs to 'our wonderful, new Black President' (singing/ chanting) Barack Hussein Obama. MMM, MMM, MMMM!!'

WHAT DAFUCK WAS THAT!!!!????? AMERICANS DON'T WORSHIP OUR POLITICIANS!!!!WE REDICULE THEM!!!THIS ISN'T NORTH KOREA!!!!

If I was The President, and I heard that some idiot teacher was leading some perverted worship service in worship of me, I'd get on the horn and tell the stupid bitch to knock it off! Amy normal person would!

But Barack Obama is a conceited, arrogant , malignant narcissist.  He wrote TWO AUTOBIOGRAPHIES before anyone even knew who he was! Damn, this prick is sure full of himself!

I bet he would've loved to have Soviet-styled parades with his huge face on large posters and tanks rolling down Washington Avenue if he thought he could get away with it!

Now, I'm sorta offended when really corrupt, dishonest politicians demonize their opponents, but I'm a lot more offended when one of these jerks piss on my shoe and calls it rain! THESE DEMOCRATS ARE DRIVING ME NUTS!!!! 

Woke Democrats have goten in bed with liars in the media, and if you dare to disagree with them and actually tell the truth, THEY CENSOR YOU! Normal-Americans can feel the pain of Inflation, but this asshole Biden tells us things are great! Yeah, things are great for America's enemies. The Chinese Commies and The Taliban love this senile, corrupt jerk!

He wants to disarm The American People, but he gave billions of arms to The Taliban! He won't defend our Southern border, but he's giving away billions and billions to these corrupt Ukranian assoles!

What gets me is he thinks we believe his bullshit! The voters got rid of Trump over what? MEAN TWEETS!!??? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?????!!!!!

With Trump, we were energy independent, every group (Whites, Blacks, men, women, Latinos) were making good money, and our enemies feared us. If you prefer Biden, you need to be put in a straitjacket!

And Now, A 2022 Campaign Message From Moloch

And now, a campaign message from Moloch:

I am PLEASED with The Democrat Death Cult, who have made ABORTION the centerpiece of their 2022 mid-term campaign!

I greatly enjoy the TV campaign ads where The Democrats refer to 'reproductive rights', making the sacrifice of unborn babies sound almost constitutional! We need to do something about those pesky Republican stick-in-the-muds who won't go along with the practice of child sacrifice. Their refusal to make an offering to ME is quite displeasing.

We must persuade the voters that no normal American cares about the economy, or inflation, or crime, or this 'fake' crisis at The Southern Border'! We must resort to name-calling those who campaign against 'undocumented immigrants'. Remember to call these right-wing fanatics 'RACISTS'!

According to many polls, Abortion as a political issue ranks low in importance to most registered voters, so we Democrats will have to cheat to keep our majority in Congress! When Those Republicans pass voter laws, we must bend the ear of the news media by calling these laws 'JIM CROW'!

We need college-educated liberal women to vote in droves by referring to ABORTION as 'Women's Rights', using the culture and news media to make pro-life women feel like they're alone in their pro-life beliefs! We cannot allow America to live with the IDEA that this is an evenly-divided country!

When The Supreme Court overturned Roe Vs. Wade, our people in the media made it sound like The End Of The World. We cannot allow states to determine their own laws relating to Child Sacrifice! Likewise, we cannot allow parents to even know if their 12-year-old son Johnny want to chop off his penis!

If you really want to please Moloch, abort your baby. If you decide to keep your baby, perhaps change IT'S gender. There's lots of money in gender-assignment surgery., and the shedding of innocent blood pleases me greatly!

I delight in The Democrats, because they LOVE butchering the most innocent! When you butcher your baby, it pleases MOLOCH! ALL HAIL ME!!!!!

ALL HAIL MOLOCH!!!!

We Called 1,005 Ilhan Omar Supporters

 

We called 1,005 Ilhan Omar supporters and asked them a series of questions. Here's what we found:

79% see nothing insenstive or wrong with Omar's statement that 'The attacks of September 11, 2001 was 'a day some people did something.'

46% see nothing wrong with marrying your own brother

67$ see nothing wrong with immigration fraud.

75% would vote for an anti-Semite if he or she was a Muslim

98% would vote for Idi Amin instead of George Washington

55% agree with Ilhan Omar who said 'We need to disband the police.'

45& say they would prefer a Muslim to a Christian because 'Christians treat Homosexuals bad'.

84% believe that America is an unjust country.

65% would prefer sharia law over The Constitution.

47%  say that Trump's mean tweet harm America more than Biden threatening to start a worldwide nuclear war.

98% would vote for the Democrat no matter what.

88% believe that the 'Feeding Our Future' program was a success.

50% would like to see a jizyah tax on non-Muslims,

55% supported, excused,  or took part in the riots and looting of May/June 2020.

If you oppose Ilhan Omar and her radical agenda, vote for her Republican opponent Cicely Davis on November 8th.

Do You Remember When Democrats Weren't Crazy?

Twenty years ago this month, Minnesota Democrat Senator Paul Wellstone (pictured) died in a plane crash in Northern Minnesota. He was a mainstream liberal, a happy warrior. He treated allies and opoonents with a cheerful kindness. He would never fit in with the present-day, corrupt, ultra-woke Democrats.

Former Connecticut Senator Joe Leiberman worked across the aisle, and was thrown out of the Democrat party.

Thomas 'Tip' O'NeiL was the Democrat leader during the 8 years of Reagan. In Reagan's first battle with The Democrats, The Congress gave him an early victory, and passed his conservative agenda. 'Tip' O'Neil congratulated Reagan by telephone and wished the best for The President and The Country. 

Can you imagine insane Speaker Nancy Pelosii EVER congratulating President Trump OR working for the betterment of the country? She's too busy enriching herself, tearing up State of the Union speeches, and impeaching Orange Man Bad. She acts like she has an unclean spirit living inside her head.

If you were aware of politicians before Y2K, you might wonder just what happened to the new, modern-day Democrats.

Before the ultra-hateful, anti-American 'Squad', before Democrats went nuts with impeaching Republican Presidents over false charges,  Democrats like Paul Wellstone and Thomas 'Tip' O'Neil behaved like normal, reasonable adults.

Present-day Senate Bully Charles Schumer threatemed bodily harm to Conservative Justices of The Supreme Court. Threatening judges would be unthinkable to Paul Welllstone.If an opponent believed that his re-election was stolen, Wellstone wouldn't think of using The U.S. Justice Department to imprison protesters of the stolen election.

Crazy, corrupt Leftist Congressperson Maxine Waters from California tells her constituents to intimidate Republicans' and 'Get up in their faces.'

Now, some Democrats think that it's o.k. to 'SWAT' their opponents. 'SWATTING' is the practice of calling the police and telling them there's some undfined disturbance at a certain address. The police send officers with guns drawn. It's very dangerous. Somebody has been 'SWATTING' Republican Georgia Congresswoman Margorie Taylor-Greene.

Before he was elected to The Senate, Paul Wellstone was a well-spoken college professor who spoke eloquently for his beliefs. The current resident of The White House runs a crime family, and needs his wife to show him how to get off the stage after a poorly-delivered, word salad speech. He calls his opponents 'domestic terrorists' and 'a danger to our democracy.'

Paul Wellstone would never do this.

Before Barack Obama 'transformed America', Americans could come together, and respect views other than our own. Now, Democrats use the government to persecute their opponents. They are turning America into a third-world banana republic. Obama had a chance to bring America together, and he ripped America apart along racial lines.

Damn, I wiish we had decent Democrats like Paul Wellstone again.

Dr. Frasier Crane Addresses The Democrats Gaslighting Of America

I am Dr. Frasier Crane, and I am listening,

Today I wish to address the Democrats continual gaslighting of The American People. 

They are trying  to make normal people doubt their sanity. They cheat, lie, and steal with an insatiable zeal and are ferocious in their tactics. Their media yes-men do their bidding, and demonize anyone who dare tell the truth.

Recently, Missourri Congressperson Cori Bush made an appearence on CNN, an literally EVERY syllable that came out of her mouth was a lie. This is typical Democrat behavior, and the media almost never calls them on their lies.

Democrats like Minnesota Senator Amy Klobachar hit the campaign trail, promising to save the world from  'climate change'. Nearly all Democrats are unbelievably conceited, thinking that they can save us from 'bad weather'. It seems that politicians lose their minds and develope something of a God Complex.

These Democrats ignore high gas prices, a crisis on our Southern border, out-of-control violent crime, inflation, stagflation, and they yammer about the hoax of climate change in the hope that we are gullible enough to surrender our freedoms. They are mad with power.

About 500 decent, hardworking Americans protested the stolen presidential election, and now they are in Biden's secret prisons, while violent thugs appear on many videos on Twitter literally murdering and assaulting complete strangers merely minding their own business.. Democrat D.A.'s refuse to charge these psychotic monsters with any crime, releasing them back to the streets to commit more mayhem. I think most Democrat leaders are sadists.

The creepy, senile fraud in The White House has the world on the brink of world nuclear war in order to protect his criminal family's money-laundering operation in The Ukraine. He never passes up an opportunity to persecute, demagogue, weaponize against, lie about, or humiliiate his opponents.

I think that Biden is a sociopath. He cannot feel empathy. He's just a corrupt robot with incredibly White teeth.. God help us all.

He knows NOTHING about how normal people work and conduct their lives. The tiny part of his brain that still functions cocentrates exclusively on being as mean, dishonest, and rotten as he can be. He is also an egomaniac. What is really scary is that he's also the dumbest individual I've ever seen, while he thinks he's the smartest.

He has The F.B.I. acting like his personal Gestapo. I have never witnessed anyone this insane. It's hard to believe that Biden actually won a presidential election, unless America has a national death wish. 

Biden voters are crazy. Perhaps electroshock therapy is called for.

I am simply amazed with Biden's approval rating of around 42%. There are a lot of Americans without a functioning brain, or maybe they're just masochists. If you voted for Biden, you need help.

So, Donald Trump said some mean stuff on Twitter. America had 4 years of peace and prosperity with Trump in The White House.. CNN and MSNBC ignored this fact, and along with Internet giants Google, Facebook, and Twitter, rigged the 2020 presidential election in Biden's favor. 

Most of these leftists are malignant narcissists, actively hurting anyone who dissagrees with them, even if it ultimately destroys everyone. Democrat Speaker Nancy Pelosi champions legislation that makes her richer, able to engage in insider information. Congress spends billions on 'foreign aid'. In actuality, it's a huge money-laundering operation.

Most Democrats have a conscience defecit, and America suffers because of it. 

Hopefully, The Voters will punish The Democrats and the media for their horrendous dishonesty, and stop some of this gaslighting so prevailent in the so-called 'news.' 

Halloween 2022 At The Biden White House

This is The RedSquirrel Report roving correspondent, reporting from The Biden White House Halloween Party. The guests are arriving, and I saw Hunter Biden bobbing for bribes in the Main Ballroom with several Ukranian officials. Earlier I saw Nancy Pelosi in The White House laundering room.

Oh look, early arrivals General Mark Milley and Secretary of Defence Lloyd Austin have arrived in a horse costume. I hope that General Milley stays away from the bean dip. Pew!

I just saw First Lady Dr. Jill Biden in a Breakfast Taco costume! Wow, now that's a BIG sombrero! How festive!

......and Dr. Rachael Levine has arrived. HerHis costume is quite interesting. Tonight 'she' is Dr. Robert Levine, the man she was BEFORE her transgender transformation. For the doctor, EVERYDAY is Halloween!

I understand that about 50 F.B.I. agents are dressed as NAZI BROWNSHIRTS, and they're off 'trick-or-treating' at Donald Trump's Hotel and residence Mar-a-Lago.

Oh look, Democrat Senate candidate John ' Uncle Fester' Fetterman has arrived. NO costume is needed!

Nancy Pelosi is here, in a suit made of large denomination bills glued together. That 'National Debt' costume  is quite scary! YIKES!

HEY, THAT'S real money!!!!

Look over there! That's Illinois RINO Adam Kinzinger in nothing but a diaper. He has a huge pacifier in his mouth. Tell him to stop crying.......

This Halloween D.C. freakshow is in full swing!

I just got the word that The President is having trouble finding the party. He is wandering around the rose garden, and The First Lady has sent 4 Secret Service Agents out to look for him. Oh good, they've found him. 

Now he's apparently trying to shake hands with his imaginary friend, perhaps the Ghost of Grover Cleveland. He's having a conversation with a portrait of FDR. Now, he's tripping UP the stairs.

Now, he's yelling at a large bowl of popcorn balls on the Halloween table of goodies, and calling them 'domestic terrorists.' He has ordered Merrick Garland to arrest the popcorn balls and send them to one of his secret prisons. He has ordered the arrest of the bowl of orange candy corn because it REMINDS him of Donald Trump.

Oh look! There's Border Czar Kamala Harris handing out Fentanyl to the cute trick-or-treaters.

I just got word that Florida Governor Ron Desantis has sent a busload of illegal immigrants to crash this Halloween Party.....

Evil Emperor Palpatine George Soros and Barack Obama in a very convincing Moloch costume are over there, perhaps discussing how to ruin America even more. Former First Lady Michelle is wearing a large presidential seal oround her neck like a breadboard. It looks like she's declaring her presidntial candidacy.

This party is in full swing, though I hear that after November 8, many of these guests will be voted out of office. 

This is your roving correspondent, reporting from The Biden White House. Perhaps next year The President will be wearing a large duck head and carrying a crutch (lame duck) at next year's Halloween party.

Back to you, RedSquirrel!

HEADLINE: YESTERDAY MARKS ONE-YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF 'LET'S GO BRANDON'

 

SONG PARODY ALERT!! Timbuk 3 Sings The Feeding Our Future Scandal Theme Song

Here in Minnesota, we have this program for feeding hungry kids called ''Feeding Our Future', Instead of feeding hungry kids, there's been massive, rampant fraud associated with this non-profit. About 49 Democrats (including many Somalis) have been arrested, stealing around $250,000,000 from this program. 

In 1986, one-hit wonder Timbuk 3 released a top 40 hit 'The Future's So Bright I Gotta Wear Shades'. The song peaked at number 19 on the Billboard Hot 100. 

Here in 2022, we've paradied the song, and made this 1986 hit The Feeding Our Future Scandal Theme Song. Hit it:

Feeding Our Future

It's a big scandal

Now we're in big trouble

more than we can handle

They were supposed to feed the kids, They just stole the money

There was no oversight, They get a failing grade

Feeding Our Future is so rotten, corruption on full display

Corruption on display

We have 49 indictments for all of that corruption

Lots of Somalis down there in St. Pauli

This is getting bad, and it's only getting worser

The taxpayers were robbed and we were getting played

Ahmed was arrested at the airport, He was wearing shades

He was wearing shades

This is a scandal of incredible size

The taxpayers were fed a whole bunch of lies

The theft was great, and the scandal's getting bigger

Democrats in panic, It's blowing up in their face

Feeding Our Future corruption .....is on display

Corruption on display

It's looking like the October surprise

and the voters might just open up their eyes

The theft was great, and the scandal's getting bigger

The Governor in panic, It's blowing up in his face

More indictments are coming, Timmy looks dismayed

Timmy looks dismayed..........WOOOO!!