Jen Psaki: Republicans Want To Defund The Police

The Democrats want to spend $1.2 TRILLION in their new 'infrastructure' ('Big Spenders To The 'Rescue' Bill) bill. There may be some money for roads, schools, and bridges, but there is also billions for bailing out badly-run, Democrat cities, and billions more on items having nothing to do with 'infrastructure.'

Democrats say they want to spend some spare change on police. 

Question: If the Republicans vote against this wasteful bill, what does gaslighting, communist Press Secretary Jen Psaki say about them?

Answer: The Republicans are trying to 'defund the police.'

That sound you just heard was my head exploding.

SONG PARODY ALERT! Billy Joel's 'Allentown' ----->'We're All Living In Biden Town'

We're living here in Biden Town

How much more can we take of this senile clown?

Slow-Joe killed the Keystone Pipeline

and took away our jobs, 

He's lost his mind

They stole the election from President Trump

and now America is in a great big slump

we're payed to not go to our jobs

We're harrassed by AntiFa 

and BLM mobs

And we're living here in Biden Town

Violent crime is through the roof in Biden Town

and it's getting very hard to stay

Well, we're gonna leave this terrible place

I do not want to be a welfare case

The teacher unions are all jerks

The kids are in masks

The teachers refuse to go to work

We're living here in Biden Town

Blue states are still in shutdown

boarded-up ghosttowns everywhere

People are angry

but he doesn't care

Biden stopped work on the border wall

There's a commie governor in St. Paul

Illegal aliens all over the place

They hate me at my school

because I am the wrong race

I can't take anymore of this

so I'm moving to a Red State

Now, the Democrats are out of control

Total power is their tyrannical goal

They're throwing Trump supporters in jail

they're being tortured

denied bail

Well, we're living in Biden Town

I can't take any more of the senile clown

Why should we even look for a job today?

And we're living here in Biden Town

SONG PARODY ALERT! Kamala Harris Re-Makes Three Dog Night's 'Never Been To Spain'

I 've never been to the border

but I support illegal immigration

They say that there's disorder

drug dealers from other nations

Immigration. America's frustration

A foreign invasion, Oh yeah.....

Well, I've never been to the border

but I've been to Guatemala

I'm annoyed with these reporters

They keep asking me tough questions

I cackle like a hyena

But I haven't seen a

border crossing 

or the border yet.

Well, I've never been to the border

but I was in Guatemala

They're telling me that Trump won

Their signs tell me to go home

Guatemala.....or Arizona

What does it matter? What does it matter? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Well, I've never been to the border

but I was in Guatemala

I hate talking to these reporters

They got a lot of gall.....yeah.

Guatemala......ot Arizona

(Hillary Clinton's voice) What does it matter?

What does it matter?

SONG PARODY ALERT (Thomas Dolby: Anthony Fauci Lied About The Science)

He lied about the science

He lied about Covid 19

He should be in big trouble

with all his inconsistency

He lied about the science 

'He lied about the science!'

The expert in virology

First, he said you don't need a mask

and then, he said you need one.....need one

SCIENCE!!!!!

Then, he said Hydroxichloroquine will kill you all

He lied about the science

Sssssss.....Science!!!!!

Now, we got his e-mails

Covid 19 started in a lab in Wuhan

It didn't start in the wet market

The lying media washes their hands

They lied about the science

'They all lied about the science!'

Now, Fauci is being grilled by Rand (Paul)

Then, he said you should wear TWO masks

What will he say tomorrow?........morrow?

SCIENCE!!!!!

Should I take the vaccine in my arm?

What about the vaccine? (vaccine?)

Sssss....SCIENCE!!!!

Now, EVERYBODY IS LYING

They want Trump out of D.C.

All the b.s. we are buying

from everyone from CNN to MSNBC 

They're lying about the science

'They're lying about the science!'

How do they get away with it?

(Good Heavens, Anthony Fauci! You lying douchebag!)

Nobody believes you!

There you go again!

You change your story almost every week!

Are you working for The Chinese and how much

are they paying you?

Why should we trust a corrupt bureaucrat?

Fauci lied about the Covid

He lied about the Covid 19

He should just resign, now

He's a highly-paid government employee

He lied about the science

'He lied about the science!'

The king of duplicity

Whoot Whoot wh-whoot! Whoot! Whoot!!!

SONG PARODY ALERT: Kamala Harris Sings Her Long Weekend Memorial Day Song

Biden's VP Kamala Harris tweeted an extremely tone-deaf Memorial Day message to America.The Daily Mail called her tweet 'Disgusting' and 'Disrespectful' to the millions of people who gave their lives to keep us free, as well as tto their families.

Here she is, singing her Memorial Day party anthem, backed up by 80's rockers Loverboy:

Here comes our long weekend

Enjoy your barbeque

Memorial Day is a PARTY!

woo-woo!!!!!

Let's go have a party!

Let it all hang out

It's the Memorial Day Weekend

So, have yourself a BLOWOUT!

Everybody enjoy your a three day weekend!

Everyone sing and dance!

I am laughing like a hyena

I'm having a party in my pants

Let the long weekend start

We can go to Wal-Mart

It's time to celebrate

Have a fun Memorial Day!

So, enjoy your long weekend

You can take Monday off too

You can party until

you spew!

They call it Memorial Day

I don't care what it's for

It's just a no-work Monday

Mondays are usually a bore

Everybody enjoy your long weekend

Everybody sing and dance

I am laughiung like a hyena

and having a party in my pants!

So, let's go to Wal-Mart

or KCF, it's a start

Have a picnic with some friends

I wish the fun NEVER ENDS!

ATTABOY, JOE!!!!!

In 1966, Don Knotts starred in a very funny movie, 'The Ghost And Mr. Chicken'. In one very funny scene, his character (Luther) is about to give a speech, but a gust of wind came and blew his written remarks off the podium. 

As a result, the extremely nervous character became even MORE nervous, and when he would pause and think about what he would say next, a man's voice in the crowd would yell 'ATTA BOY, LUTHER!'

This scene gives me an idea. Donald Trump should hire a guy to trail the current resident of The White House. and whenever the incoherent, lying Biden would give a speech, our guy can sarcastically yell 'ATTABOY, JOE!!!!' during the pauses.

Examples:

When hypocrite Biden says that 'white supremacists' are putting America in danger, or demonizes some invented straw man, our guy can yell 'ATTABOY, JOE!!!!'

When job-killer Joe brags about job creation under his administration, the man can yell, 'ATTABOY, JOE!!!' 

Herer's another idea. Our guy can attend the 'presidential speech' with a busload of Trump supporters, and when he sarcastically yells 'ATTABOY, JOE!!!!', our Trump supporters can break out in laughter.

Joe Biden has a history of plageurism and taking credit for other people's work, so our guy can 'praise' Slow Joe in a most sarcastic manner. '

'ATTABOY, JOE!!!!'

Do you remember when Slow Joe threatened to take Donald Trump out back and beat him up? Then, there's Biden's talll tale about his infamous fight with Corn Pop. Our guy should be in the audience.

'ATTABOY, JOE!!!!' 

This could make the next four years almostr bearable.

Biden Is Undoing Trump's Four Years Of Peace And Prosperity

As President, Donald Trump made America energy independent, ushered in record job creation, got America's enemies under control, and Made America Great Again.

Joe Biden is determined to dismantle Trump's peace and prosperity agenda. On day one, he signed dozens of job-killing Executive Orders. He killed the Keystone Energy XL Pipeline Project;

Biden is giving away billions to our enemies, like Iran. This past week, he called off The Rolling Thunder Memorial Day motorcycle rally. 

As Communist China prepare to dominate the world, the Biden regime prepares to turn our military into a femanized, leftist social experiment. Biden is undoing everything that President Trump did in 4 years. 

If Trump was for it, Biden is against it.

So, what's next? When will this Chinese Communist plant in the White House make Motherhood and Apple Pie illegal? Cancel Independence Day?

George Floyd died on Memorial Day 2020. I wonder if Biden and his communist handlers will REPLACE Memorial Day with 'George Floyd Day' next year.

As Black Lives Matter and AntiFa terrorize American cities, pro-Trump protestors are being imprisoned. First, the presidential election is stolen, then if you protest the stolen election, you are imprisoned. On top of that, the corrupt media calls you 'an insurrectionist.'

He's been in office for 5 months. Can Anerica survive 4 whole years of this?