Wednesday, December 20, 2023

On The Twelfth Day Of Christmas The Democrats Gave To Us.....


12,000,000 illegals,

11 pride flags shoved down our throats,

10,000,000 fraudulent votes,

9 % Inflation,

87,000 I.R.S. agents,

70 blue cities burning,

6,000 looted stores closing,

500 Hamas whack-jobs protesting,

40 crooked D.A.'s,

300 J6 political prisoners,

200 hostages stuck in Gaza,

and a Democrat Senate staffer sodomy video


Tuesday, December 19, 2023

We're MAGA, And We Are Screaming For Vengeance!


They stole the 2020 Election, and when the people protested the stolen election, they sent the people to Biden's gulag. 

Then, The tyrant class and The fake news media falsely accused Trump of leading the insurrection which THEY staged.

The tyrant class inpeached him twice on bogus charges, and unleashed Covid 19 during a presidential campaign to kill The American People and destroy Trump's presidency.

It's four, long, punishing years later, and Trump leads in the presidential polls. Biden's corrupt allies are all over the cable news channels, telling us that if Trump wins the 2024 Election, he will rule America like a dictator. 

They never, ever stop bearing false witness against him. I don't know how he can stand it.

The Biden Regime jails their political opponents, while accusing Trump of planning to jail his political opponents.After four years of this, they accuse Trump of wanting revenge. Can anyone blame him if he wants revenge?

As a Trump supporter, I WANT REVENGE. Here to tell us about it is classic metal band, Judas Priest.

Hit it, boys:


Yeah The Looney Lefti is losing their minds!

I planted a Trump campaign lawn sign

We're sick of the illegals at the border!

We all know the 2020 Election was stolen


Interfere with the election, That's not okay

Trump's persecuted by leftist D.A.'s

Now, he leads in the polls and the creeps are afraid

Election Day's coming, and we can't wait


We are Screaming! Screaming For Vengeance

The Biden Regime's a corrupt disgrace!

We're dreaming, Dreaming Of Vengeance

We want to see that look on their face!


They stormed my neighbor's front door

This is it , We won't this crap anymore

Terrorists and criminals at the border

They're hurting our sons and daughters


The liars say he's a mad dictator

'He won't leave office' say his haters

America will never have another election

Enough with all that Democrat projection


We're Screaming! Screaming for vengeance

The Obiden Regime is a corrupt disgrace!

Dreaming! Dreaming for vengeance!

Again, We will make America great


The Biden Regime is running out of time

We'll make his crooked gang pay for their crimes

We're sick of violent crime in the streets

We want Voter I.D. so they can't cheat


When we win on Election Night

Trump declared the winner in a landslide

We're MAGA and we can't wait

DRAIN the SWAMP AND THE DEEP STATE


We're..........

Screaming, Screaming For Vengeance

The Buden Regime is a corrupt disgrace

We're Dreaming, Dreaming of Vengeance

We're making, America great Again


SCREAMING!!!! SCREAMING FOR VENGEANCE, VENGEANCE!!!

SCREAMING FOR VENGEANCE, VENGEANCE!!!!

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAMMMMMM!!!!!!!!


Tuesday, December 5, 2023

Dr. Frasier Crane: Should We Pay Attention To Celebs Threatening To Leave The Country?


Dr. Frasier Crane retuns, addressing the epidemic of celebrities threatening to leave the country if Donald Trump wins re-election in 2024:


Hello, I'm Dr. Frasier Crane, and I am listening.......

Last month, ancient pop star Cher told the press that she plans to leave The Unite States if Donald Trump wins the presidency in 2024. Now, Madonna, Taylor Swift, and Bruce Springsteen are threatening the country with self-imposed exile if 'Orange Man Bad' wins the Presidential Election in 2024.

How will America survive? I am only jesting.

Apparently, these left-leaning celebrities have never forgave Trump for 3 years of peace and prosperity (His 4th year sucked). He kept our enemies in check, and his 'America-First' agenda appealed to most Americans. I guess these celebritie don't mind inflation being through the roof, America's streets overran with violent criminals, and readily-available opioids.

It's ironic that these well-known, talented singers can be so.......well......TONE-DEAF. 

Many celebrities are narcissists, and in the case of Barbra Streisand and Bruce Springsteen, are well into their 70's. They are past their prime, and neither have had a hit song since the 1980's. To me, threatening to leave the country looks like a 'cry for help.' They want to be relevent again.

These celebs aren't around normal people very often. They have yes-men always telling then how great they are, and fans blowing up their fat egos. If these celebs knew how Normal-Americans react to their silly threats, they would probably see how silly it looks. 

These famous celebs look childish, like old children in adult bodies, threatening to take their playthings and running away to their mommy.

Madonna WAS a big star in the 1980's and 1990's, wearing her underwear OVER her clothing on stage and photo spreads. Now she's just a nasty old woman looking for attention. Her looks are gone now, and she thinks people care if she leaves the country. Perhaps, she could retire to The Island of Misfit Celebrities where she'll get all the psychiatric help she needs.

Remember when Bruce Springsteen went off on President Reagan after The Gipper mistakenly described Springsteen's big hit 'Born In The U.S.A.'  as a rousing, patriotic song? I wonder what would happen if Trump buys the rights to said song, and uses it at his campaign rallies. 

It would drive 'The Boss' NUTS! Springsteen MAY NEED ELECTROSHOCK THERAPY!

Taylor Swift is popular, young, and SEEMS to have a good head on her shoulders. So why would she threaten to leave the country if Trump wins in 2024? Perhaps she's just looking for MEANING in her life. She is SHOWING OFF HER WOKENESS, AND VIRTUE SIGNALLING here.

She's also another DOPEY, MISINFORMED celebrity! I don't think she needs a therapist. She should just read some conservative books.

So, what do we do with celebrities who threaten to leave the country if Trump wins? I suggest 'LAUGH THERAPY.' We should just laugh at them, then vote for Trump, and see if these celebs actually DO LEAVE THE COUNTRY. They probably won't.


I am Dr. Frasier Crane, and I am listening...........


Friday, December 1, 2023

Professsor Walter Turgeson Addresses The Israeli-Hamas Conflict


Today, RSR welcomes our expert on Everything, Dr. Walter Turgeson. The Melon University's Professor of History has been on a lengthy sabbatical, and today he addresses The Israel/ Hamas conflict:


Shalom.

I regard history and truth as sacred, like a farmer holds the soil SACRED. It pains me when I go on Twitter and see these complete IDIOTS protesting for HAMAS (or even The Palestians). These deluded dummkopfs see Jews as 'occupiers.'

(sarcastic) Sure, and Texans are occupying Texas! Let's throw them off the land and move Mexicans in!

Tens of thousands of idiots are 'protesting' for a cease fire. HAMAS BEHEADS AND COOKS JEWISH BABIES, KIDNAPS AND RAPES LITTLE JEWISH GIRLS, AND MURDERS JEWS AT A MUSIC FESTIVAL, and YOU WANT A CEASE-FIRE????? These anti-Semitic protestors completely gloss over the deliberate inhumane actions of these soulless, terrorist HAMAS creeps. AAHHHHHH!A AAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

CEASE FIRE???? THESE EVIL, DEMON-CRAZED PRICKS NEED TO BE WIPED OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH, JACK!!! 

These evil pricks murdered Jewish grandmothers, then got on facebook and SHOWED OFF the corpses!!! I'm a college professor, BUT I'M ASHAMED BY WHAT'S BEING TAUGHT ON AMERICAN UNIVERSITIES. This country should be investigating these hateful clown professors that teach their empty-headed students THIS Anti-American, Anti-Semitic, Communist crap.

Colleges and The Media are destroying this country! Board them UP!

This country should deport every one of these brain-dead morons who wave Palestinian flags and block everyday, normal Americans from getting to their jobs. As for these leftist NAZI weirdos who tear down the posters of kidnapped innocents, I'D LIKE TO CRAZY GLUE THEIR LIPS TO THE STREET POSTS!!!

I also hate seeing  the Fraud in The White House trying to tell little Israel HOW THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO FIGHT THIS WAR. Bibi Netanyahu should tell that decrepit creep biden to 'F-OFF!'

The Israeli Defense Forces go out of their way to avoid hurting children and women. The creeps with dirty beards TARGET innocent Jews and use Palestinian children as human shields.

Now, there's a cease fire, and some of the victims are coming home to what's left of their families. In return, Israel is releasing terrorists and violent criminals. These violent animals throw rocks at Jews and murder people. Is this a fair exchange? AAAAHHHH AAAAHHHHHHH!!!! No.

In the Bible it says that God promised Abraham that 'I will bless those who bless you and curse those who curse you.' May God Bless America, and may God Bless Israel. This is Professor Walter Turgeson. 

I'll see you in class.