Here's Biden's New Campaign Slogan

CORRUPTION

COMMUNISTS

CRIMINALS

AND CROSS-DRESSERS

BIDEN-HARRIS 2024

PAM TILLIS SONG PARODY ALERT!!! Nikki Haley, Queen Of Denial

 

In 1993, Pam Tillis had a big country hit with 'Cleopatra, Queen Of Denial'. In the song, our country songstress makes excuses for her wandering boyfriend.

In 2024, presidential wannabe Nikki Haley insists that she'll be the Republican that will take down corrupt Joe Biden, despite the fact that she keeps losing in primary after primary to Republican front-runner Donald Trump,

Here to sing 'I'm Nikki Haley, Queen Of Denial', is the former Governor of South Carolina herself:

Well, I lost in Iowa and in New Hampshire 

But I am still in this race

I'm begging Democrats to vote for ME

because anti-Trump leftist haters  are my base

He beat me in my home state of South Carolina

Still, I flashed my big, winning smile

They call me, Nikki Haley

I am the Queen of Denial

I have big-donor Democrats sending me money

I'm on The Board of Directors at Boeing

I always erupt when they say that I'm corrupt

Meanwhile, Trump's poll numbers keep soaring

They say I'm getting crushed on Super Tuesday

I'll accept help from leftists and pedophiles

They call me, Nimarata Randhawa

I am the Queen of Denial

Queen of Denial, 

I tell my supporters that I'll be the nominee

Queen of Denial

I STILL believe I'll win the Republican primary

They are saying that I'm deluded

and throwing away my chances in 2028

I'm cruising to defeat on Super Tuesday

I think I'll challenge Trump to a debate

Vivek Ramaswamy is a scumbag

Maybe I'll pull ahead when they start The Orange Guy's trials

All hail ME,  Nikki Haley

I am The Queen of Denial

Queen of Denial, 

I am the new voice of The G.O.P.

Queen of Denial, 

They love me just like they loved Hillary

SONG PARODY ALERT!!! Taylor Swift's Super Bowl Song

Two Sundays ago, pop princess Taylor Swift's boyfriend Travis Kelce and his team, The Kansas City Chiefs defeated The San Francisco 49'ers in Super Bowl LVIII 25-22. The TV ratings were high, yet some fans are annoyed with the ongoing Taylor Swift/ Travis Kelce saga.

Taylor Swift has already written a song for Super Bowl 58, a re-make of her 2006 hit 'Our Song''. Hit the musiic:

I'm cheering on The Chiefs in my luxury suite

and the cameras are on......ME!

My new boyfriend is the starting tight-end

NUMBER 87....TRAVIS KELCEEEEE!

There are some fans who can't stand it

and thinks The NFL is fixed!

They're all wrong, Here's my Super Bowl Song

I hope it doesn't make everyone SICK!

CHORUS:

This is our Super Bowl Song 

This is not some publicity stunt

Don't be annoyed if tihe cameras are always on ME!

or if I get to hold up the Super Bowl trophy

My Swifties love ME !I'm the queen of pop

The haters are crying 'Please, make it stop!'

I'm The overexposed Queen of The Kansas City Chief dynasty

Next year we'll win it AGAIN!

I'm not hidin' my support Joe Biden all the WAY!!!!

The guy with orange hair gives me nightmares

He should go to jail, in Guantanamo Bay

I'M a superstar celeb with a Q rating so strong

I don't notice the border or inflation

Here's my next big hit, my Super Bowl Song!

REPEAT CHORUS

Just buy all my albums, I'm all over the radio

I am Time Magazine's Person of the Year

Enjoy my Super Bowl Song with a Miller Lite beer

REPEAT CHORUS

Oh yeah

Oh, oh yeah

I'm cheering on the chiefs in my luxury suite

The NFL cameras are on....ME!

i am the queen of the Kansas City Chiefs

and this is Our Super Bowl Song

Having A Bad Day? Grab A Snickers

 

'I TOOK $9000 FROM MY CAMPAIGN FUNDS AN' I KEPT IT, AND I HAD AN AFFAIR WIT THE GUY I HIRED TO PERSECUTE DONALD TRUMP, THEN I PAID HIM $700,000 FROM THE TAXPAYERS, AND THEN WE DROVE TO TENNESSEE TO HAVE LUNCH, AND THEN WE VACATIONED IN NAPA AN' HOW DARE YOU EVEN QUESTION ME, YOU RACIST????!!  

                                  

Top Ten Reasons Why Biden Won't Be Facing Criminal Prosecution For Illegally Handling Classified Documents

Special Counsel Robert Hur has released his report on Resident Joe Biden's handling of classified documents, and he will not be charged for any crimes.

From our home office in Bovey, Minnesota, here is our new Top Ten Reasons Why Resident Biden WILL NOT face prosecution for his mishandling of classified documents:

10. D.C. has a two-tiered court system. Democrats are almost never tried for anything, even when they're guilty as sin, and Republicans are tried for everything and anything, even made-up charges.

 9. We cannot leave the government in the hands of Kamala Harris.

 8. Nobody will arrest and try a Democrat in a D.C. court. 

 7. 98% of the possible Washington D.C. jury pool votes Democrat.

 6. D.C. jail cells are only for pro-Trump 'election deniers.'

 5. Biden's ChiCom masters won't ever allow him to be arrested.

 4. 'The Big Guy' is too valuable to the global elites and  D.C.'s money-launderers.

 3. Arresting Joe Biden would make Rachel Maddow cry.

 2. It's not a crime if a Democrat does it.

and the #1 reason why Biden Won't Face Criminal Prosecution For Illegally Handling Classified Documents.....

 1. Because Joe Biden is too senile and mentally incompetent to stand trial.

Our New Correspondent Jeff Foxworthy: You Might Be 'America Last'

We welcome new correspondent Jeff Foxworthy to our RSR team. Today he reports on our godawful federal government, as The 'America Last Caucus' continues to punish The American People in favor of foreigners who hate us.

Thank yew, RedSquirrel.

Yew might be 'America Last if Yew vote to send $95,000,000,000 to defend Ukraine's border and $0.00 to defend America's border.......

Yew might be America Last'......

Yeeewwww might be 'America Last' if you put good-for-nothing illegal aliens up in expensive, swanky luxury hotels in New York City, but crap on homeless American Veterans.....

Yewww might be 'America Last' if you open the border wide open for untested, unvaccinated illegal aliens, but make our own citizens take covid shots, booster shots, then harrass and threaten us when we won't wear a stupid mask....

Yewww might be 'America Last' if you don't even visit East Palestine, Ohio after a dangerous train derailment, but suck up to your ChiCom masters........

Yewww might be 'America Last' if you punish America's domestic oil industry and close our pipelines, but beg foreigners to sell us more of theirs......

Yewwww might be 'America Last' if you set violent criminals free to violate everyday Americans, but persecute your political rival(s) because they protest the stolen 2020 Election.....

and.........

Yew just might be 'America Last'......if Alejandro Mayorkas is your Secretary of Homeland Security and Kamala Harris is your Border Czar........

Thank yew.