Tuesday, October 31, 2023

Through The Decades With A.I. Bill Kurtis: The Donald Trump Witch Hunt Trials Of 2024


November 1, 2123


Hello, This is A.I. Bill Kurtis, and this is Through The Decades. It was 100 years ago this week, when 2-time President Donald Trump was embrioled in perhaps the strangest political witch hunt ever perpetrated on an American politician.

In the 1600's, Salem was the scene of infamous witch hunt trials. In 2020, there was ANOTHER infamous witch hunt, perpetrated on A FORMER U.S. PRESIDENT!

In 2016, developer, TV Star, and presidential candidate Donald Trump promised to Make America Great Again, and was elected president in 2016, only to lose the presidency 4 years later to corrupt Democrat Joe Biden. Trump was impeached TWICE on 'TRUMPED-UP' charges in his final year of his first term.

The Democrats impeached him EVEN AFTER HE WAS OUT OF OFFICE! 

Then, he was falsely accused of trying to have the stolen 2020 election VIOLENTLY OVERTURNED.,

Biden's corrupt supporters rigged voting machines, stuffed ballot boxes, threw Trump ballots away, created a COVID 19 PLANDEMIC that killed scores of Americans and shut down the country, which allowed  Democrat-controlled states to mail millions of ballots.

The corrupt Democrats mailed 20-30 ballots to houses with no residents! THE CORRUPTION WAS UNPRECEDENTED!!!

After securing his ill-gotten victory, Joseph Robinette Biden was sworn in, and his team actvated an incredible LAWFARE effort to destroy Donald Trump and all his supporters. 

His 'Justice' Department accused Trump and his rank-and-file supporters of a completely false J6 INSURRECTION scenerio EVEN THOUGH CAPITAL POLICE INVITED THESE PATRIOTIC AMERICANS  INTO THE CAPITOL BUILDING!

Just before the trouble started, President Trump was seen publicly telling his supporters to 'Protest peacefully and patriotically.' 

Equally-corrupt Democrat Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) bussed in hundreds of Democrat shock troops dressed as Trump supporters, called AntiFa, to violently storm the U.S. Capitol. She could THEN blame Trump supporters, and have them IMPRISONED in Biden's GULAGS. 

Then, The Biden 'Justice Department', pro-Biden judges and DEMOCRAT District Attorneys used twisted and out-dated, obscure legal theories to indict and try Donald Trump in deep-blue New York City, Atlanta, and Washington D.C.

Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis also charged 18 co-defendents and threatened them with long prison sentences if they didn't accept a humiliating plea deal. These defendents had to take part in an unjust humiliation ritual of declaring themselves guilty. 

It's similar to the ritual in Salem of an accused woman saving herself from being burned at the stake by announcing that she was a witch.

The names of New York Attorney General Leticia James, New York City Distrcit Attorney Alvin Bragg, Special Council Jack Smith, and Fulton County (Atlanta) District Attorney Fani Willis have since passed into infamy.

They threw every charge they could invent at The Former President.Next week, We will tell you in greater detail the ways they violated his rights and tried to railroad Donald Trump JUST TO KEEP HIM FROM RUNNING HIS PRESIDENTIAL 2024 CAMPAIGNi in a future episode of 'Through The Decades'.

The presiding judges were almost as bad. They knew that Trump had a knack for trashing and ridiculing his enemies on Social media, so they issued gag orders against him and robbed him of his free speech rights. 

They also accused him of ELECTION INTERFERENCE, AND IN AN IRONIC TWIST, INTERFERED WITH HIS 2024 PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN, forcing him to spend his time in a court room instead of the campaign trail.

Next week, we'll bring you the INCREDIBLE CONCLUSION in Part 2 of The Donald Trump Witch Hunt and Witch Trials Of  2024.

I am A.I. Bill Kurtis, and this is Through The Decades. Until next time......goodnight.

Monday, October 30, 2023

A Red Forman Commentary: Snot-Nosed 'Protestors' In Favor Of HAMAS Should Get A Foot In The Ass


RSR's Everydad Red Forman returns to comment on the revolting Pro-Hamas and Pro-Palestine protests on college campuases:

Thanks, Red. 

As you know, Hamas terrorists attacked Israel. These evil, Allah-worshipping animals beheaded little Jewish babies, kdnapped and raped young Jewish girls, and gunned down entire Jewish families. These rotten, subhuman creeps should get a foot up their ass and wiped off the face of The Earth.

The Palestians in Gaza voted for Hamas to run their government, and now that Israel is bombing the shit out of their strongholds in Gaza, they  are calling for a cease-fire. America-haters AND jEW-HATERS residing IN AMERICA are protesting Israel. We even have some America-hating, anti-Semitic creeps in CONGRESS! Who votes for these people?

Across this country on college campuses, spoiled, snot-mosed college students are protesting the only functioning democracy in the Middle East. They don't care that Jewish babies have been beheaded, just that Israel are bombing the shit out of the Hamas terrorist strongholds. 

The college professsors teach that America and Israel are 'the oppressors'. These evil professors should get a foot up their ass, be investigated and the universities that teach this crap should be de-funded.

We give foreign aid to idiots who hate us and wave their ugly Palestian flags. We need to stop this, and let these creeps hate us for free. Also, the idiot in The White House has swung the Southern border open, and we're letting all the foreigners with Brown skin in the country, so now The United States has become a third World country.

When you bring The Third World in to your country, don't be surprised if you BECOME THE THIRD WORLD. My son Eric has a Brown-skinned friend named Fez. I wonder if he supports Hamas.

If my family was kindnapped or murdered, I'd find the evil creeps who did it and blow their ass off the face of the Earth.

America. Love it or leave it.


Friday, October 20, 2023

Cher Says She'll Leave Country If Trump Wins The 2024 Presidential Election


Once again, famous celebrity Cher has said that she will leave the country if Donald Trump wins the 2024 Presidential Election. If she leaves, how will America survive?

So MANY Americans depend on her political wit and wisdom on Twitter to inform our opinions, it would be as disasterous as losing POLITICO or The New York Times. It would be like losing CNN and MSNBC. The American People would just look at the sky and scream, not knowing where to go or what to think..

Perhaps we need to brace ourselves to this terrible possibility that we could actually LOSE CHER if Donald Trump does win the 2024 Election. I asked some very smart people what I should do if we lose Cher, and they told me to learn food prep and to buy gold.

Remember the terrible time when Trump won the election in 2016 and we lost Bette Midler, Alec Baldwin and George Clooney? Losing celebrities to Canada and Italy was great for them but terrible for us.

Remember when Cher supported native-American Senator Elizabeth Warren's 2020 presidential bid? CHER offered to sing her hit 'Half Breed' at Warren's Presidential Inauguration had she won. We will never get to see Cher sing at an American inauguration ball if Trump wins in 2024.

I am fighting back tears just thinking about it.

Donald Trump wants to buy the rights to Cher's 1998 #1 megahit 'Believe', and use it in his campaign rallies just to drive her nuts. if the sadistic monster is re-elected, he could begin rounding up all the celebrities and even send them to the guillotines. in early 2025. We must act now.

Thank goodness for public servents like Alvin Bragg, Fani Willis, and Jack Smith. They are working to keep Donald Trump out of The White House, saving the country the horror of losing celebrities like Cher.

Let's all WORK TOGETHER to make sure that Donald Trump is NOT elected President in 2024, turning beloved celebrities like Cher into exiles.

Thursday, October 19, 2023

We Answer Your Questions: What's With All The Medals On Mark Milley's Uniform?


We here at RSR are opening up our mailbag.and  have an interesting question from one of our viewers.


He asks: 

I've seen photos of General Dwight D. Eisenhower and I see photos of Former Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff General Mark Milley. There are just a few medals on Eisenhower's uniform and Milley's uniform are covered with medals.

Eisenhower led the allies to victory in World War 2, yet Milley has never won a war. In fact, under Milley's 'leadership', America's armed forces are in terrible disarray!

My question. What are all those medals pinned on Mark Milley's lapel FOR?


We did some fact-checking, and we have learned that all of Mark Milley's medals are, in fact, MERIT BADGES.

In Biden's 'woke' armed forces, the 'medals' are awarded for:

Trans-activism, selling cookies, protecting the environment from climate change, anti-racism, hair-dying, applying make-up, arts and crafts, fingerpainting, Friends Of The Chinese Communist Government, LGBTQ activism, Using Correct Pronouns, cross-dressing, Wokeness, and Welcoming Undocumented Immigrants.

Also, Milley got a 'second-place ribbon/badge' two years ago when America had to surrender to England in joint War Game exercises.


Thanks for your question!



Tuesday, October 17, 2023

We Are Not The Same


On October 7th, Hamas militant terrorists attacked Israel, murdering entire familes, people enjoying music, kidnapped young girls, raped them, and killed many of them. They beheaded babies, and put many of them in cages.

These possessed creeps worship their moon idol Allah, and believe their idol tells them to kill the infidel. They believe it's godly to terrorize those who don't bow before their idol. It's like having a thousand psychotic 'Son Of Sams' rampaging.

Never underestimate somebody's ability to rationalize evil and inhumane behavior. They call what they do 'resistance', just like when Black Lives Matter (Burn Loot Murder) carries out their savagery on those who are deemed to be 'Their oppressors'. There are major differences between US and THEM. 

Here are some examples:

WE hate to see little Palestinian children running scared from a bomb-out building.  THEY celebrate the beheading of Jewish babies and they burn infants alive. They celebrate and laugh while putting their heinous acts on facebook.The evil they do is entertainment to them.

We're not the same.

When WE worship God, we sing, and 'Christian radicals' share the Good News WHEN THEY WORSHIP THEIR MOON IDOL ALLAH, THEIR RADICALS behead defenseless babies and rape young girls.  

We're not the same.

Most of us in The West happily hang ornaments during the Christmas season. THEY hang their own children outside their houses as human shiels.

We're not the same.

We leave them alone when they celebrate Ramadan. and other Muslim holidays  THEY surprise attack and murder Jews during Jewish holidays. 

We're not the same.

Their supporters march down the streests of America, chanting 'Death to America'. Nearly ALL Americans just want to live, work and take care of their families in peace.

We're not the same.


Thursday, October 12, 2023

Tanner Boyle's 'Day Of Jihad' Message To The Jihadis

Here with a message to the Hamas terrorist sympathizers is our feisty all-American correspondent, Tanner Boyle:

So, your lousy muzzie mullah is calling for a Day of Jihad tomorrow? All I got to say is you Jihadi assholes can take your cruddy Day of Jihad an' STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR ASS!!!!



Wednesday, October 11, 2023

The 2023 White House Halloween Party

Biden Administration Trans-Activist Sam
 Brinton

Hello, welcome to The 2023 White House Halloween Party, live from the White House Main Ballroom! I'm your host, Rachel Maddow. There's a spooky feeling in the air, and the guests are beginning to arrive.

The President's son Hunter is in The East Room, bobbing for bribes with his friends from Ukraine, China, and Romania.

Oh, look! Assistant Secretary For Health Robert/Rachel Levin and Trans Activist Nuclear Engineer Sam Brinton are arriving. Every day is Halloween for these two. Welcome, ladies!

Don Lemon has arrived with his husband as Michelle Obama, wearing an oversized green dress. It looks like he has football shoulder pads on. and a large 'bulge' in the netherregions. BEAUTIFUL!

There seems to be a disruption at the front door. Texas Governor Greg Abbott has sent a busload of trick-or-treators to The White House, and we have run out of candy. Not to worry. There's always cocaine at The Biden White House.

OH LOOK! Former Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi has come as Regan MacNeil, the little possessed girl from The Exorcist! That make-up is REALLY SCARY!

Waitaminnut, That's not make-up. YIKES!

There's a group of cute and scary little trick-or-treaters at the door. Crypt Keeper President Biden and well-ulpostered wife Jill put candy in their sacks. Now,  The President touches the girls inappropriately and plants his snout in the girl's hair. CREEPY!

Massachussetts Senator Elizabeth Warren has joined this party as The Land-O-Lakes Indian Maiden. Uh oh, her invitation has been CANCELLED by the P.C. POLICE.

NOW WHAT'S THAT???!!! AN EARTHQUAKE? Oh, that's only The Great Pumpkin, Republican presidential candidate Chris Christie. cuttin' it up on the dance floor.

And over there. there's Vice President Kamala Harris as The Joker (She has the laugh) and Pennsylvania Senator John Fetterman as The Monster from Young Frankenstein.

Boys and ghouls, California Representative Maxine Waters has arrived as the monster from the 80's movie 'Predator'. She doesn't even need a mask!

And here comes New York Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez as her communist hero, Che Guevara.......

What's THAT??? Insurrectionists have begun throwing eggs at The White House!!! Indict Donald Trump! Hey, that looks like Ray Epps.....

Well, that it for now. This is your host Rachel Maddow reporting from The White House Main Ballroom. Ta-ta!



Monday, October 9, 2023

Happy Indigenous Peoples' Day 2023 (From Your Friends At RSR)


 

Why Is White House Dog Commander Biting Everybody?


It appears that President Biden's pet German Shepherd 'Commander' has been removed from The White House for biting yet ANOTHER Secret Service agent.

Dogs are Man's Best Friend. They're generally sweet, loving creatures, and are fierce protectors. Dogs sense anxiety, and can sense when they're surrounded by jerks.

I wonder what Commander thought when he would see cross-dressing trans Assistant Health Secretary Rachel/Robert Levine. He probably thought,

'Hey, That is a man in a woman's disguise. He smells like a man, but he has a dress on and women's pefume. Why is the man wearing a dress? Is it some sort of disguise? Is he/she/it meaning to harm master? How can I warn him?

Speaking of men who wear dresses in the Biden Administration, I wonder what the Biden family pet thought of bald crossdresser Biden Administration Nuclear Engineer Sam Brinton.

'I smell someone else's scent on that dress, and it also smells like luggage. He must have stole it. What the Hell is up with the bald weirdo? Maybe I should bark at him'

I wonder if Commander might have thought that Medical Advisor Anthony Fauci looked like a giant rat. Also, if Commander ever had training as a drug-sniffing police dog what he must have thought of Hunter Biden.

One wonders if First Lady Jill Biden's unusual fashion sense might have caught some confusion.

The dresses that she wears look like couch upholstery. Sometimes they resemble a curtain from a Hotel 6 or a bedsheet, so does Commander jump on her thinking she's like a couch or a bed? And if he does, does it confuse him when people yell at him for jumping on her?

Also, what did Commander think of members of Congress? If I was Commander, I'd bark at that California Representative with the scary eyes, Adam Schiff. Some say that dogs and cats can sense things of a supernatural nature, so I wouldn't be surprised if Commander goes crazy around Nancy Pelosi.

I still think she is possessed by an unclean spirit.

Finally, does Commander get the creeps when Joe Biden starts yelling and shaking his fist? Or does he find Biden's whisper creepy? Also, he must wonder what's the deal with that woman (Kamala Harris) who keeps laughing inappropriately like some sort of hyena. Even a dog KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE AROUND DEATH OR SADNESS THAT YOU DON'T LAUGH.

If only Commander could tell his side of the story. I'd buy that tell-all book.


Saturday, October 7, 2023

The Transgendered Brady KIds Sing 'When It's Time To Change (2023 Re-Mix)'


If you watch MeTV or some other classic television channel, you've probably saw that episode of The Brady Bunch where the happy, well-adjusted Brady kids pile into the recording studio, and sang that hit song 'When It's Time To Change'. 

The song is groovy and catchy, and the lyrics tell us that Fall turns into Winter, and Winter Turns to Spring, and that girls turn into women and boys turn into men.

What if The Brady Kids attended a woke government school in 2023, their teachers were leftist, trans-activist whackjobs with purple hair, and these freaks were constantly undermining parents Carol and Mike?

Here to sing their updated version of 'When It's Time To Change' are Gwendeline, Penny, Michelle, Mark, Jett, and Syd.....The Transgendered Brady Kids!


Sha na na na na na na na na, Sha na na na na......

Sha na na na na na na na na, Sha na na na na.........


Boys change into girls, and girls change into boys

It's none of our parents business, It's OUR CHOICE!

Our teacher really hates those right-wing Trumpist straights!

She teaches that our parents don't own us,

We are owned by the state!


So, when we want to change just hop on the trans train

We can affirm our gender because we are free 

When we want to change it doesn't mean we're deranged

We'll just change to what we want to be


Sha na na na na na na na na , Sha na na na na.....

Sha na na na na na na na na, (A voice like Dylan Mulvaney's) Sha na na na na.....


We have drag queens teaching, pride flags on our wall

Boys take showers with girls and use their bathroom stalls

We'll harass you if you use the wrong pronoun

If you don't like it The F.B.I. can  knock your front door down!


So if your kids want to change, don't you dare say it's strange

They can affirm their gender because they are free

If we want to change, it doesn't mean we're deranged

The government will tell you how it's gonna be


Sha na na na na na na na na, Sha na na na na

Sha na na na na na na na na, Sha na na na na (repeat and fade out)


Wednesday, October 4, 2023

Minneapolis Marathon Cancelled Due To Extreme Heat


Two days ago, the organizers of The Minneapolis Marathon cancelled the event due to excessive heat. 

It was cancelled two hours before it was to start, with temperatures hovering in the upper-70's and mid-80's. Here to explain the cancellation is Twin Cities In Motion Spokesman, Dorothy McDouche-Slattery:


We regret to announce the cancellation of The Minneapolis Marathon. With hellish temperatures reaching the mid-80's, we decided that we could NOT risk the health and well-being of our runners. The fossil fuel industry cancelled our event todayt, and your gas-guzzelling automobiles have contributed to the global warming that endangers this planet.

There are documented accounts of runners spontaneously combusting in extreme heat, and the State of Minnesota has issued a 'Black Flag' warning. All NON-ESSENTIAL PHYSICAL ACTIVITY SHOULD BE HALTED IMMEDIATELY.

We suggest everyone still wear a Covid mask if you go outdoors today, even if you're alone in your gas-guzzelling automobile.

We regret the horrible reality that many Americans STILL use gas ovens for their cooking. If Americans gave up their dirty energy, perhaps we can re-schedule the marathon at some future date.

Speaking of which, we are toying with the idea of re-scheduling the marathon during a cooler month, maybe February.

Thank you.