Friday, March 31, 2023

PSA: If You're A Republican Indicted By A Corrupt Democrat District Attorney.............

Remember, if you're a Republican and you find yourself indicted by an out-of-control, corrupt, partisan D.A.



SMILE when they take your mugshot. Chances are, you did nothing wrong, and the left is persecuting you JUST to humiliate you.



They want the mug shot to show you defeated and embarassed. SMILING angers them.












Pepperidge Farm Remembers: Alvin Bragg's Banana Republic Triple Layer Political Persecution Pie


Pepperidge Farm remembers the time before The United States became a banana republic.....before fathead Manhattan D.A. Alvin Bragg ignored real crime and INDICTED the former (and future) president, Donald Trump over 'trumped'-up charges........

........historical times........

.......throwing their chief political opponent in jail during a presidential campaign......

......an attack on The Constitution.......

The grand jury in crime-ridden, communist New York City charged him over a non-disclosure payment that he wasn't even involved with. 

Try our new TRIPLE LAYER BANANA REPUBLIC POLITICAL PERSECUTION PIE..........


......because Pepperidge Farm remember.s.........


Friday, March 24, 2023

Andy Rooney Addresses Our Country's Two-Tiered Criminal Justice System


Andy Rooney returns, and he has questions about America's two-tiered criminal system:

Have you ever noticed that Democrats are trying to persecute and railroad Republicans into prisons, while running their crime syndicate unchallenged? What in the heck is happening to our country?

Porn star Stormy Daniels tried to extort former President Donald Trump, but Mannhatten D.A. Alvin Bragg is planning to INDICT the former President. I'm old enough to remember when extortion was illegal. Someone must have changed the laws. Now we indict THE VICTIMS of crime.

The Manhatten D.A. has an extremely flimsy case against the former President, and in a world not completely consumed in corruption, it would be quickly dismissed. Meanwhile, Trump's opponent in 2016 Hillary Clinton blatantly broke campaign laws when she used campaign cash to buy a false dossier that smeared her opponent.

She was allowed to quietly pay a fine. No handcuffs, no indictment. HOW CAN THIS BE?

Hundreds of hard-working, everyday Americans are rotting in Biden's gulags because they question the honesty of the 2020 presidential election. They stand accused of 'insurrection', but according to recently released video, they acted more like tourists shown around The Capital Building by helpful Capital police.

Meanwhile, The Democrat shock troops BLM and AntFa burned down entire neighborhoods during the riots of 2020. If you asked CNN about this they would only describe this violence as 'mostly peaceful.'

Mostly peaceful. Riiiiight.

The Clintons, The Obamas, and The Bidens have made a fortune through money laundering and influence peddling, much of the time selling the American People out to OUR ENEMIES....AND THEY'RE Indicting Donald Trump???!!!! He didn't even accept his presidential salary!

The world is backwards and upside-down!

One minute before Trump won his party's nomination for president in 2016, he was extremely popular with almost everybody. Late-night hosts liked having him as a guest, Black groups gave him awards, and his TV show 'The Apprentice' was a ratings winner. The next minute, the so-called news media started smearing him. It has NEVER stopped. 

To these lying creeps, suddenly Orange Man Bad is the worst racist and sexist to have ever existed. 

The crooked GLOBALIST DC establishment has never forgave him for fighting on behalf of The American People, and for upsetting their money laundering and corruption applecart. The war profiteers lost out during The Donald Trump Years. 4 years of peace and prosperity.....WE CAN'T HAVE THAT!!!!

To paraphrase the great Comedian George Carlin, 'Trump was never in THE CLUB.' Neither are the Americans languishing in Biden's gulags. Neither are you.

The criminals running our criminal justice system break down doors like The Gestapo, harrassing Americans like 70-year-old Roger Stone. Trump aide Peter Navarro was arrested at at DC airport, and put in LEG IRONS. Apparently, they mistook him for Hannibal Lector.

Biden's injustice department is treating normal, concerned parents like 'domestic terrorists.' Us normal , TRADITIONAL Americans know this is plain NUTS!

This clown Alvin Bragg, as well as many other city District Attorneys are financed by George Soros, who has repeatedly said that he IS TRYING TO DESTROY AMERICA. These D.A.'s set murderers, rapists, and car-jackers free while cities defund the police.

After Biden's awful, offensive State Of The Union Speech, newly-elected Arkansas Governor Sarah Sanders-Huckabee described the current battle not of Republican vs. Democrat, but of Normal vs. Crazy.

What's their end goal? Criminalizing all opposition, and political speech that they may disagree with? How can Democrats tolerate this? I'm a Democrat, but this is sickening. Pardon my French, but this is plain BULLSHIT! Everyone must know by now that Trump is being politically persecuted. 

Let's get together, and stop this craziness. The world is watching.

Thursday, March 23, 2023

The Superb Charlie Kirk Illustrates Joe Scarborough's Twisted Logic

Your bushy-tailed correspondent was listening to the brilliant Charlie Kirk on his radio show yesterday, and KIrk said something very funny about MSNBC'S The Morning Shmoe co-host, Joe Scarborough. I paraphrase:

'His logic is so insane. It's like 'Adolph Hitler owned a dog. So, if you own a dog, then you're a NAZI.'



HEADLINE: IN THE WAKE OF RECENT BANK FAILURES, YELLEN RE-ASSURES A NERVOUS NATION

 


SONG PARODY ALERT!!! Alice Cooper Sings The Donald Trump Indictment Theme Song (A Re-make of 'ELECTED' /'INDICTED!')


Violent crimei is out of control in New York City, but Manhatten's DA., the fat-headed Alvin Brgg, is planning to indict Former (and future) President Donald Trump on 'Trumped' charges loosely relating to a hush-money, or non-disclouser agreement he supposedly had with porn star Stormy Daniels. 

This will make Trump even stronger, because most Americans sees this as nothing more than yet another bogus attack to stop Trump from running for President in 2024.

Here to sing The Donald Trump Indictment Theme Song, is legendary shock-rocker Alice Cooper:


Manhattan D.A. Alvin Bragg is soft on real crime

but I'll be INDICTED!

In New York City killers and rapists don't do any time

but I'll be INDICTED!

They persecute me, because The Dems are afraid

so I'll be INDICTED

TWO IMPEACHMENTS, The Mar-a-Lago RAID

AND NOW I'M BEING indicted!!!

INDICTED!!!!!!! INDICTED!!!!!!


While the Biden Regime and Democrat governors wreck our country

All normal-Americans are screaming 'Let's Go Brandon!'


They gotta get the Biden Crimes off the front page

so I'm going to be INDICTED!

THEY GOTTA GET ME OFF THE NATIONAL STAGE

I'm going to be INDICTED!

Stormy Daniels tried to extort me

but I'll be the one INDICTED!

They want to force the country on it's knees

I'm gonna be INDICTED!

INDICTED!!!!


The leftists are scared that we'll take OUR country back

when I get re-elected

Regular Americans are sick of being attacked

We're not being respected

RESPECTED, FREEDOM PROTECTED

TAKE OUT THE INFECTED


And if they indict me

My poll numbers will shoot thru the roof!

We're coming back, to The White House

We'll take out the frauds

One nation under God

We'll start throwing REAL criminals in jail

I promise that we won't fail

Make America Great Again, Again!





Thursday, March 16, 2023

2022-2023 March Leftist Madness: Who's In YOUR Brackets"?


It's that time of the year, when college basketball has it's big 64-team basketball tournament. It's called 'March Madness.' Fans argue about which top seeds will be upset in round one and who'll make it to the sweet 16 and Final 4.. Almost nobody gets any work done, with everyone feverishly working instead on their 'brackets.' 

Your bushy-tailed correspondent has put together his own Top 64......of political leftists. Which leftist political lunatics did you include in your 'brackets'?:


Eastern Bracket:

Top Seed (1) Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) vs. (16) Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-NY) 

(2) N.Y. Governor Kathrine Hochul vs. (15)  Whackjob Keith Olbermann

(3) Sen. Bernie Sanders (D-VT) vs. (14) MSNBC talking head Joy Reid

(4) Head of the Biden Crime Family Joe Biden vs. (13) The View's Joy Behar

(5) Fake Indian Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) vs. (12) Biden A.G. Merrick Garland

(6) Disgraced Former NY Gov. Andrew Cuomo vs. (11) Penn. Senator John Fetterman 

(7) Georgia's Two-Time Loser Stacey Abrams vs. (10) CNN Commentator Don Lemon

(8) Disgraced Former NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio (9) Biden Trans-Official Rachel (Robert) Levine


Left Coast Bracket: 

Top Seed (1) California Governor Gavin Newsum vs. (16) Former Actress Alyssa Milano

(2) San Fran Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) vs. (15) Communist Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass

(3) VP and Former California Senator Kamala Harris vs. (14) Washington Governor Jay Inslee

(4) BLM Co-founder Patrisse Cullors vs. (13) Fake Arizona Gov. Katie Hobbs

(5) Bug-Eyed Representative Adam Schiff (D-CA) vs. (12) Representative Eric Swalwell (D-CA)

(6) Mad Maxine Watters (D-CA) vs. (11) Portland Mayor Ted Wheeler

(7) Senator Dianne Feinstein (D-CA) vs. (10) Former Seattle Mayor Jenny Durkin

(8) Los Angeles District Attorney George Gascon vs. (9) Actor Alec Baldwin


Flyover Bracket

Top Seed (1) Representative Ilhan Omar (D-MN) vs. (16) MN Sen. Amy Kloubachar

(2) Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer vs. (15) Rashida Tialib (D-MI)

(3) Extremist MN Governor Tim Walz vs. (14) Illinois Fat King Governor J.B. Pritzker

(4) Texas Gadfly Candidate Beto O'Roarke vs. (13) Representative Cori Bush (D-MO)

(5) Gay Sec. of Transportation Pete Buttegieg vs. (12) Disgraced Former Representative Liz Cheney

(6) Illinois Senator Dick Durban vs. (11) MN Lieutenent Gov. Peggy Flanagan

(7) Representative Sheila Jackson-Lee (D-TX) vs. (10) Crying Congressman Adam Kinzinger (R-OH)

(8) Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot vs. (9) Disgraced Former MN Sen. Al Franken


Leftist Carpetbagger At-Large Bracket:

Top Seed (1) Barack Obama vs. (16) Michelle Obama

(2) Democrat Sugar Daddy George Soros (15) Late Night Talk Show Host Jimmy Kimmel

(3) 2016 Runner-up Hillary Clinton vs. (14) 2000 Runner-up Al Gore

(4) Race Hustler Al Sharpton vs. (13) Race hustler Ibrim X. Kendi

(5) Biden Advisor Susan Rice vs. (12)Biden ADM. Bald Trans-Activist Sam Brinton

(6) Global Warming jet-setter John Kerry vs. (11) The View's Whoopie Goldberg

(7) N.Y. Sen. Charles Schumer vs. (10) Douchy Former NFL QB Colin Kaepernick

(8) facebook C.E.O. Mark Zuckerberg vs. (9) Douchey Late Night Talk Show Host Steven Colbert

Sunday, March 12, 2023

Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot: I Lost Because Of Racism


Two weeks ago, the racist voters in Chicago voted out Black Lesbian Mayor Lori Lightfoot. The incumbant Lightfoot failed to place in the top two in Chicago's Mayoral Primary.

After the votes were counted, The Mayor blamed her defeat on......wait for it......RACISM!!! 

America is a racist country, where White Supremacist voters have elected Black mayors in New York City (Mayor Eric Adams), Los Angeles *Communist Karen Bass), Houston (Lee Patrick Brown), Washington DC (Muriel Bowers), and many other Black mayors throughout America's history.

In 1990, Washington DC Mayorr Marion Barry was caught smoking crack with a prostitute in a hotel room. After serving a short prison sentence, the racist voters re-elected him in 1994.

In Detroit,  Black Mayor Coleman Young developed his famous 'White-Flight' strategy, where he rode an explosive violent crime rate to a series of election victories, scaring White residents out of the city The racist Whites refused to stay and become victims of violent crime, 40 years before Dilbert creator Scott Admas told White Americans to just stay away from Blacks. Darned racists!

So, Lori Lightfoot blames racism for her defeat. She won her election four years agp when the City of Chicago WASN'T racist. A Record-breaking murder rate had nothing to do with her defeat.

Got it.

Chicago voters have another chance to show us if they're racists or not, as White candidate Paul Vallas faces Black candidate Brandon Johnson in Chicago's Run-Off  Election on April 4.

Note: It's only racist when a Black DEMOCRAT loses an election. Nobody chalked Black Republican Candidate Larry Elder's loss in 2022 California recall election to racism. In fact, the leftists called him 'The Black face of White Supremacisn' as they threw eggs at him.

Nearly all Black Republicans are called 'Uncle Toms.' That's strange, because The Republican Party was created to end slavery, while The Democrat Party was the party of slavery, The Ku Klux Klan, and Jim Crow Laws.

The racist voters have a chance to redeem themselves by voting for The Black leftist Brandon Johnson in Chicago's run-off election on April 4.


Wednesday, March 8, 2023

Moloch: I Applaud The New Minnesota Democrat Abortion Bill H.F. 91/S.F.70


Here is our new correspondent with his report on The DFL's new Abortion Bill moving it's way through the Democrat-ran Minnesota State Legislature:

Helllllllllo, my fellow baby butchers and child sacrifice fanatics! It's ME, Moloch, CANAANITE god of Child Sacrifice!!

The Democrats have a one-seat majority in The Minnesota Senate and just a 3-seat majority in The House, yet they are introducing H.F.91/S.F. 70, a line-by-line bill that strips away ANY protections for babies that currently exist in Minnesota state law.

H.F. 91 removes the requirement for a doctor to provide medical assitance to a baby who is born alive during a BOTCHED ABORTION!

These bloodthirsty Democrats are deliciously EVIL, taking these inncocent lives with absolutely NO REGARD for human decency!!! They are making the baby butchers in Communist China and North Korea look almost moderate!!!

The death-worshipping Democrats will not introduce any death penalty for the most violent of criminals, but they appear to completely support a death penalty for innocent BABIES!!! This is almost too much even for me.....and I am The GOD of child sacrifice!!!!

Perhaps it's the way these creepy Minnesota Democrats have their EEEEvil signing ceremonies with that fat, evil king, Tim 'Herod' Walz. These Minnesota Democrats must be avid  blood drinkers!

This is ruly DEMONIC!!!!

The local TV news channels cheerfully report on the signing ceremony of these wicked Abortion bills in the same manner they would show a star high school football player signing o letter of intent to a college!.

Just look at all those Jezebels, smiling and applauding Governor Herod, blood dripping from their mouths! THIS IS ALMOST TOO MUCH FOR ME, AND I AM MOLOCH, THE GOD OF CHILD SACRIFICE!!!!

DID THE VOTERS REALLY VOTE FOR THIS?????!!!!!

Stay tuned for my upcoming report on GOD'S JUDGEMENT OF THE STATE OF MINNESOTA!

Until then, This is Moloch, God of Child Sacrifice. So long!


Tuesday, March 7, 2023

This Week, On 'That's Incredibly Sick!'

On this week's episode of That's Incredibly Sick!, join hosts John Davidson, Fran Tarkenton, and Cathy Lee Crosby as we report on a Drag Queen Story Time and Stripper Show! We talk to parents who bring their kids to a local adult nightclub, and push their children towards fully-grown men dressed like strippers.

The inappropriate 'entertainment' shake their hairy asses in the faces of the children, as their perverted parents teach the kids how to stick a five dollar bill in their g-string! WOW, THAT'S INCREDIBLY SICK!!!!


Next, we ask liberal celebrities if they will condemn The View's Joy Behar, who siad that the residents of East Palestine, Ohio DESERVE to get sick because they voted for Donald Trump! A train de-railed last month, spilling toxic materials, making life in this quiet town dangerous.

What is wrong with her? We ask a mental health expert.


Finally, we report on transgendered men competing as women. WHAT IS HAPPENING TO AMERICA????!!!!!


That and more next week on That's Incredibly Sick!

Monday, March 6, 2023

Olbermann: I Want A National Divorce!


Recently, unsane commentator Keith Olbermann suggested that the blue states should divorce the red states. He said that since the blue states 'have all the money', they could just 'starve out' the red states

On the complete opposite side of the political spectrum is Republican firebrand, Margorie Taylor-Green, (R-GA), who ALSO seemed to favor a national divorce.

People talk about Red states and Blue states. Most states are red, while many states are dotted with high-cime, liberal cities, ran by leftists.

So, since we're talking about a national divorce, we will have to divide up the property.What will THAT look like?:

The red srares can keep the oil workers, mechanics, and plumbers, while the blue states can keep all the violent criminals, carjackers, smash-and-grab looters, big pharma executives, and communist college professors.

The red states will keep most of the farmers, and the blue states can keep the worthless eaters, dependent on the government.

The red states can keep the high schievement good schools, and the blue states can keep the dangerous, gang-infested government schools. In red states, there would be prayer. In blue states, CRT would be taught.

The blue states can retain control of silicon valley and big tech. The red states can start their own high tech start-ups without blue state interference.

The red states will be bastions of freedom, while the blue states wil continue to be high-crime crapholes, ran by unhinged authoritarians.

The red states will continue to welcome innocent babies into the world, while the blue states will continue to murder the preborn.

The blue states can have Washington D.C.

Eastern Oregon may become West Idaho , Northern Minnesota can split from The Twin Cities, and upstate New York can split away from Long Island.

The blue states can have AntiFa and BLM. The red states can keep well-funded and well-trained police.

Every sports stadium and arena will become special zones, belonging to both red and blue states.

Hey blue states, have your lawyers call our lawyers : )