Wednesday, January 26, 2022

Neil Young: Hey, Hey, My, My.......Throw Joe Rogan Off Spotify


Hey, Hey, My. My

Neil Young's leaving Spotify

He demanded that Joe Rogan goes away

My, My, Hey, Hey


Out of the blue, Neil Young makes this demand

He wants Joe Rogan to be canned

Neil Young told them it's either him or me

HA!. HA!, HEE!, HEE! 


The King of podcasting, Joe's got good numbers

Neil Young's ultimatum couldn't be dumber

Now Old Neil's leaving Spotify

Hey, Hey, My, My


Thursday, January 20, 2022

SONG PARODY ALERT: Barry Manilow: Looks Like We Made It......Through One Year Of Biden


Here they are

Millions of illegal aliens breaking down our open borders

And there he is

Signing 50 or 60 nation-crushing executive orders


Ruining our counry

as much as he can

with help from CNN

His presidency blows


Looks like we made it

He's flushing The Constitution 

down the toilet

Looks like we made it

Inflation's thru the roof

Violent crime on a tear

Everywhere

One year of Biden....I'm amazed that we made it


He's deranged

Wrecking the economy with 6uild 6ack 6etter

What a fool

Wasting trillions America is deeper in debter


He left hostages

in Afghanistan

arms for The Taliban

while our economy slows


But, Somehow we made it

He's flushing The Constituion 

down the toilet

One year, We made it

Three more years left to go

of Kamala and Slow-Joe

It's hard to believe that it looks like America made it.


It looks like we made it

We're hoping he doesn't stay

How much more we can take?

It looks like we made it

We can't take three more years of this

Will America still exist?

The F.B.I. is his personal Gestapo


It looks like we somehow made it

Looks like we made it........

Looks like we made it.........




Thursday, January 13, 2022

SONG PARODY ALERT!!! Retiring Democrats Remake Of Chris Stapleton's 'You Should Probably Leave'

We're getting killed in the polls, We're deep in the hole

It's probably time that I leave

I'm watching the news, chance's are that I'll lose

so I should probably leave


The people hate us,  and I don't know why

The American people are dumb, yet our lies still won't fly

I should retire, from this dumpster fire

Yeah, it's time that I leave


Here comes the red wave, my seat is not safe 

so I should probably leave

They say 'We're losing our majoritay,' 

so I should probably leave


The voters hate us, Maybe we should just cheat

I don't want to be here when we go down in defeat

It looks like Nancy will retire, The situation's dire

so I should probably leave


Dems blown away on Election Day

on CNN they grieve

On MSNBC, They probably will seethe

and chalk it up to White Supremacy


It was a red wave, We were blown out

so I'm glad that I left, I have no doubt

There's lots of jobs for a self-serving crook in D.C.

So I never will leave

I never will leave

I never will leave






 







Wednesday, January 5, 2022

The Over-The-Top, Insane January 6th Remembrance Blow-out (Januarysixthapalooza)


Tomorrow, leftists from the government and media will mark the one-year anniversary of the January 6th 'riot' at the U.S. Capitol Building. It promises to be an over-the-top, insane party:

Actors from Hollywood and Broadway will do a Civil War-styled re-enactment of the 'riot/insurrection,' leaving out the F.B.I.'s role in the 'attack'. The re-enactment will also completely gloss over the busload of AntiFa terrorists, as well as the murder of Ashli Babbitt. The 'insurrectionist re-anactors' will be armed with fake guns and muskets.

Killer Alec Baldwin will give a speech as Orange Man Bad Donald Trump, as leftist onlookers 'boo' and laugh.

CNN host Brian Stelter will introduce Nancy Pelosi. The Speaker will don an over-sized, stovepipe hat and a fake beard, and deliver 'The U.S. Capitol Riot Address.'

The House will dedicate the 'U.S. Capitol Riot Memorial' to itself, with the names of 435 Representatives engraved in stone. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez will give a teary-eyed speech.

House Democrats will lay flowers at their own office doors.

Donald Trump will be burned in effigy. Communist onlookers of will curse and scream at 'Burning Orange Man.

Democrat members of the Jan. 6 Select-Committee will do a 'song and dance' for a ChiCom delegation.

In the name of 'national security', Attorney General Merrick Garland will begin an 'investigation' of every Trump voter.

Finally, The President Joseph R. Biden will give an incoherent, self-serving, rambling speech full of lies.


Monday, January 3, 2022

Casey Kasem Counts Down The Top Ten Threats To Democracy


Hello, welcome to Casey Kasem's Top 10. This week, we will count down The Top 10 Threats To Democracy, according to the woke leftists running the government and the media. Here we go:

At #10, Mike Lindell.

At #9, parents speaking out at school board meetings.

At #8, White Supremacists

At #7, Georgia Republican Representative, Marjorie Taylor-Green

At #6,  FOX NEWS!

At #5 Conservatives on Twitter

At #4, ANYONE who questions Joe Biden's 'America-Last' agenda

At #3, The January 6th protesters

At #2, Election Integrity laws

and At #1 (drum roll), Donald Trump running for president in 2024!

Sunday, January 2, 2022

My New Year's Resolution


 In 2022, I resolve to yell 'AFLAC!' when I'm tempted to use the 'f' bomb.