Alaska Democrats: If You're Not Cheating, You're Not Trying

On Election Day, Republicans usually prefer to vote before or after work, then they might go home and watch the  returns.

Democrats on the other hand,  like scamming the system, early voting, keeping the polls open past the deadline, mailing lots of ballot even to addresses where there are no residents, counting and recounting until they win, dead voters voting, ranked-choice voting, illigal aliens voting, vote harvesting, and stuffing ballot boxes.

We are discovering what we think is an inventive NEW WAY of cheating in Alaska.

The Democrats have looked for and recruited a candidate with the THE SAME NAME AS THE REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE INCUMBENT. The Republican Senator's name is Dan S.Sullivan.....and the new candidate's name is ALSO Dan Sullivan, also known as Dan J. Sullivan. 

The Democrat candidate Mary Peltola, the state's Democrat Party, as well as Senate Minority Leader Charles Schumer are denying any wrong-doing, but Alaska's Republican Governor Mike Dunleavy has opened an investigation into this matter. The angry Republicans want to know if this was done to confuse the voters in this close race. 

When asked about it, our Democrat source in Alaska smiled and said ''If you're not cheating, you're not trying''.

CORRESPONDENT BARRY MANILOW FILES AN ILHAN OMAR COPACABANA SONG PARODY REPORT

On October 12, Federal agents raided Minnesota Representative Ilhan Omar's D.C. residence. We have our correspondent Barry Manilow ON THE SCENE, who files this FOLLOW-UP COPACABANA song parody report:

Her name is Ilhan, Nur Said Elmi

There was agents everywhere, She says it isn't fair

She's a fraudster, She married her brother

To migrants she's a star, She's like Pablo Escobar

Will they go to court?

denaturalize and deport?

Marriage and immigration fraud, Time might be

running short for

Ilhan, Ilhan Sur Said Elmi

They say the evidence is overwhelming

Goodbye, llhan, Ilhan O--mar

All this corruption

She says it's all nothin'

Ilhan Omar

Is that even her real name?

It could be RICO, a Somali crime ring

Dad's a war criminal, The Commie regime fell

She might be finished, It could be over

The Somali fraudsters stole, the taxpayer's dough

Can this ALL be true? This story isn't new

They robbed us blind, will she have to resign?

She blames the Jews

Her name is Ilhan, Nur Said Elmi

The evidence is overwhelming

Her name is Ilhan Nur Said Elmi

All this corruption

She says it's just nothing

Ilhan Omar..........That's not her name

(back-up singers) Ilhan Omar

Ilhan Omar

Ilhan Nur Said Elmi

So much corruption

She says it's just nothing

Her name is Ilhan, She married her brother

but that was 24 years ago, when she married her bro

Now she's a fraudster, The colonels' daughter

When asked about it, She said ''Not to my knowledge''

What did those agents find? (What's in) that warrant the judge signed?

Trump wants her gone, and she should be sent home, and she should just resign

Her name is Ilhan, Nur Said Elmi

The evidence is overwhelming

Her name is Ilhan, Nur Said Elmi

She's so corrupt

and morally bandkrupt

Ilhan Omar

That's not her name...........

That's not her name........

Legendary British Rock Band The Who ''Visits'' Barack Obama's Presidential Library

This week, pompous former President Barack Obama mocked President Trump's White House renovation designs, saying that ''It's as if Saddam Hussein designed a Cheesecake Factory.'' Trump replied that obama doesn't understand the concept of RENOVATIONS. 

It's remarkabale that the person behind The recently-opened Barack Obama Presidential Library really has anything to say about ANYONE ELSES DESIGNS. Shouldn't he be doing something about the rats and mold taking over The CHICAGO SCHOOL NAMED AFTER HIM?

Obama mocked President Trump. We here at RSR MOCK OBAMA.

Here's legendary British rock band The Who ''visiting'' The Barack Obama Presidential Library:

And They Call Us The Fascists

November 3 is almost here, and the communist Democrat-Socialists are deciding if they want to make the streets of America run red with the blood of capitalists or if they want to turn America into a Islamic shithole ruled by Sharia Law. Their voters are almost unbelievably ignorant and full of hate for America. 

Michigan DEMOCRAT Representative Ellssa  Slotkin is threatening to throw anyone who supports President Trump in prison. Her lunatic allies believe that by throwing their opponents in prison that she can intimidate young Americans into becoming dutiful little Democrat-Socialists.

And these people call us the fascists. Vote accordingly.

A Red Forman Commentary: How Do These Democrat Jack-Asses Keep Getting Away With All This Crap?

Our resident Everydad Red Forman returns with a very important question:

Thank, Red.

 The Democrats put corrupt, lenient judges on the bench and they let violent criminals back on the streets. Then the criminals hurt more victims, and their solution is to take guns away from LAW-ABIDING CITIZENS! HOW DO THESE DEMOCRAT JACK-ASSES GET AWAY WITH THIS CRAP?????

In Minnesota, the BLACK Republican candidate running for Governor is delivering a speech, and Democrat ''activists'' crash the event holding a ''Republikkkan'' sign. The Republican Party was created to stop the spread of slavery, while The Ku Klux Klan was created  by defeated confederate (Democrat) soldiers. HOW DO THESE DEMOCRAT JACK-ASSES GET AWAY WITH THIS CRAP????

Slow Joe Biden issues A TON of executive orders on his first day as president, killing the Keystone XL Pipeline, STOPPING refineries from being built, and the price of gas explodes.....AND THE DEMOCRATS GET AWAY WITH BITCHING ABOUT THE PRICE AND ''AFFORDABILITY'' OF GAS. HOW DO THEY GET AWAY WITH THIS CRAP????

In many areas, Democrats have turned cities into crime-infested, impoverished warzones, YET THEY STILL BLAME REPUBLICANS. HOW DO THEY GET AWAY WITH THIS B.S.????

9 of the 10 most expensive states are ran by Democrats, yet they complain about ''AFFORDABILITY''. HOW DO THEY GET AWAY WITH THIS CRAP????

There were over 20,000 murders in the country last year, and of that, over 13,000 were committed by illegal aliens. Yet, The Democrats waste out time harping about 1 or 2 anti-I.C.E. protestors being shot. HOW DO THEY KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS CRAP????

These Democrats deserve a swift boot up their ass. RED SAYS ''VOTE RED''.

HAPPY INDIGENOUS PEOPLE'S DAY 2026 TO ALL YOU ANTI-CHRISTIAN, AMERICA-HATING COMMIE HEATHENS

 

SHOCK POLL: 4 IN 10 YOUNG AMERICANS ARE RETARDED ASSHOLES

Pamela Geller recently wrote that 4 in 10 Young Americans support Sharia ''Law''. In Sharia law, women are mistreated and tortured, 9-year old girls are forced to marry adult males, and non-muslim countries are targetted while Muslim adherents act like all this demonic, violent subjugation is somehow ''holy''.

Either you know what Sharia law is or you don't. If you believe it's o.k. to force a 7-year-old girl to marry an adult man, then you support Sharia-styled pedophilia. If you believe that wives can be buried to their necks and stoned to death then you're a violent misogynist. Apparently, 4 in 10 young Americans support this, or they really don't. Many of these ignorant, retarded assholes just hate and oppose western civilization.

A lot of young Americans attend universities where they are relentlessly indoctrinated, learning to hate White America, Western civilization, Christian and Jewish culture, and Captialism. About 4 in 10 young Americans are overly- educated, retarded assholes.

We are in the midst of mid-term elections, and The Democrats are relying on these retarded assholes for their votes because their party has been taken over by The DSA (Democratic Socialists of America) and they see Islamic extremists as their allies. The coalition of Socialists-Communists and The Islamic extremists are referred to as ''The Red-Green Coalition''.

I refer to them as The Coalition of America-hating Retarded Asshloles and Inbred Mohammadon Lunatics.

These downwardly-mobile, highly indoctrinated, retarded assholes have been gouged by their corrupt colleges and taught anti-American bigotry by their professors. Most of these retarded assholes cannot pay back their college loans, and are ''feeling'' left behind, yet they blame western civilization, not the corrupt Hate-Indoctrination Industry (my nickname for The American University System).

I really don't think that 4 in 10 young Americans REALLY want Sharia ''Law''. They don't KNOW what it really is. Muslims take homosexuals and throw them off of buildings to their death. Muslims murder non-Muslims. I think they are being influenced and whipped into a frenzy by retarded, hateful assholes like ''influencer'' Hasan Piker, (pictured), who says stuff like ''I want to see the streets of America running red with the blood of capitalists.'' 

He also said that America deserved the 9/11 attacks.Wow, what a retarded asshole.

Piker ADMIRES Chinese communist dictator Mao Zedong, and sometimes he wears a large grey jacket just like his hero. Chairman Mao also used young retarded assholes to terrorize China into submission. After communists take over a country, they usually execute their retarded asshole foot soldiers.

Watch out, America. The retarded assholes are on the march.