Ralph Wiggum: Let's Protest I.C.E.!!!

In communist-leftist government schools across the country, the ''teachers'' are leading their students in protests against Immigration Customs Enforcement agents. They've replaced reading and writing with revolution and rioting.

Here to comment on this is 8-year-old student Ralph Wiggum:

Woo-Hoo!!! Melt the I.C.E.!!!! Oh-no!!! I just glued my ear to my shoulder!!!

Me and my fellow students are walking out of class because my teacher has green hair and hates The President!!!! Super-Ninendo Intendent Chombers and the teachers are printing protest signs for us because nobody knows how to spell.

Nelson Muntz is going to jail because he threw a bottle rocket at the I.C.E. agents. Don't worry, all the local judges are from Minneapolis!

In class we learned that I.C.E. agents are NAZIs!, and our teacher teached us that we better stop them before they send us all to concentration camps! The I.C.E. agents tell us they are going after murderers, rapists, and drug dealers. I don't take drugs but I do eat Play-Doh sometimes.

I like protesting because i hate taking tests....or being called on. The other kids laugh at me a lot. When I don't know the answer I just glue my lips together until one of the smart kids raises their hand.

Our teachers teach us to hate I.C.E. When I see someone who looks like I.C.E., I blow my whistle and scream ''I.C.E. STRANGER DANGER!!!!''

We see a lot of old people protesting too. It looks like they must have been held back at least 40 or 50 years. They must go to one of those ''special schools.''

Oh, CRAP.....I just glued my eyelids together!!!

An Islamic Scholar Opposes Valentine's Day

It's Valentines Day in America, as men woo the women in their life, offering candy, cards, flowers, or a nice, romantic dinner. Today, we hear from Islamic scholar (Isn't''Islamic scholar'' an oxymoron?) Abdul Abu Mohammad, who has an opposing view of Valentine's Day.:

Once again, I must chastise and correct the infidels celebrating this cursed Western holiday. Like EVERYTHING else that you do, THIS EVIL Western holiday is Haram, offending ALLAH and the adherents of the Religion of Peace!!!!

Valentine's Day is HARAM!!! Men treating women WITH LOVE is as wrong as treating AN ANIMAL in a humane manner!!! We Muslims HATE WOMEN AND DOGS, and that's the way it should be!!!

You Westerners rape the Earth of it's cherries and chocolate when you should be raping 14-year-old girls!!! We Muslims treat women like animals, and sometimes treat animals like women because our imaginary moon idol TELLS US TO!!!'' ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!

Our God Allah hates it when a man gives a woman chocolate OR FLOWERS OR ANYTHING THAT MIGHT PUT A SMILE ON HER FACE!!! A smiling woman showing her lips SHALL BE STONED TO DEATH!!!!! THREE CHEERS FOR SHARIA!!!

Also, if a man shaves his beard he should be PUNISHED!! A man with no beard looks like a woman and is BLATANTLY TEMPTING US MUSLIMS!!!!! A man should not love a woman. Instead he should have 4 wives and treat them LIKE ANIMALS!!!! LOVE IS BLASPHEMY!!!!

Western men kiss a woman on Valentine's Day while we Muslims make suicide vests and blow ourselves up for Allah!!! THAT'S why Islam is SUPERIOR!!!!!

BY THE WAY,  you in the West make graven images in the snow that you call SNOWMEN. This too is HARAM!!!! It's okay if the snowman is HEADLESS AND..............STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!! Laughter is only acceptable after you've slaughtered a Jew or Christian!!!! Then you go to paradise and get 72 virgins and slaves!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!

 We will outnumber you and make Valentine's Day punishable by DEATH!!!! FREE PALESTINE!!!!!

MN DEMOCRATS DEMAND THEIR AGITATORS ''PUT THEIR BODIES ON THE LINE''

 

A few weeks ago, Minnesota Lieutenant Governor Peggy Flanagan urged  anti-ICE agitators to ''Put your bodies on the line''. Governor Tim Walz stood behind his governor's mansion metal gate and incited his supporters to cause ''good trouble''. Pandering Mayor Jacob Frey is telling everybody that ''We WON'T be intimidated!'' Into WHAT? Obeying and enforcing federal law? Arresting third-world child rapists, murderers, and drug traffickers?

D.F.L. government officials began inciting their rioters the same week that citizen journalist Nick Shirley exposed an UNBELIEVABLE level of D.F.L (Democrat fraudster-lunatic) corruption and Somali fraud. Minnesota Corruptocrats wanted these stories taken off the front page and are using their eager supporters to do their dirty work. So far, two unhinged Minnesotan leftists have lost their lives HARASSING, ASSAULTING AND THREATENING I.C.E. agents.

The corruptocrats currently running The State of Minnesota are urging on the riots, while the other 49 states are co-operating with the federal government. They are running the state into the ground and defrauding the taxpayers, but still cast themselves as ''the resistance.''

This reminds me of that classic Jack Chick Christian tract, ''The Poor Revolutionist'' where the dumb hippie revolutionaries overthrow the government only to be sentenced to death by their communist handlers. The dopey revolutionaries find out too late that they were only being used.

Some of these arrogant, decieved morons also blocked streets and operated illegal checkpoints like East German guards.

Of course, the same corruptocrats (like Peggy Flanagan) also led the insanely stupid DEFUND THE POLICE movement. 

Now that ICE's operation inside Minnesota has ended, the corruptocrats are declaring ''victory'', but their RAMPANT FRAUD AND CORRUPTION will return to the front page.

 

My SuperBowl Prediction(s)

This Sunday is SuperBowl LX (60),  pitting The Seattle Seahawks and The New England Patriots. My prediction is that I'll be doing something, ANYTHING other than watching this game. I am currently boycotting The NFL, SO I may just take a little stroll to my local library or something.

Having said that, I predict The Seahawks will win the game by 20.

When obnoxious cross-dressing rapper Bad Bunny takes the stage for the Halftime Show, I predict that I will be more than a mile away from the closest television, or I may watch the All-American Alternative Halftime Show, starring Kid Rock.

I predict that all the commercials will feature handsome Black husbands with great jobs, their beautiful White wives, and all the White men (if there ARE any) will be portrayed as stupid, worthless losers, unless they are cross-dressers starring in a beer ad.

I predict there will be at least 2 commercials for upcoming movies that I wouldn't go see if you paid me $50.

A Muslim Scholar Reports From The 2026 Grammys

Last night, The 68th Annual Grammy Award trade show was held at Crypto.com Arena in Los Angeles. We wanted Ricky Gervais to host, but they settled for Trevor Noah. Cross-dressing rapper Bad Bunny won the Grammy for best album, and the Trump-hating liberal crowd bad-mouthed I.C.E. agents throughout  the evening..

We sent Muslim scholar ('Isn't ''Muslim scholar'' an oxymoron?) Abdul Abu Mohammad who filed this report from the red carpet:

I am here on the blood-red carpet, as sinful infidel musicians and anti-I.C.E. activists walk into the arena. Allah hates music, It is haram in the eyes and ears of our god. I see beardless musicians Paul McCartney, Bruno Mars, and The Motley Crues. Muslim men have huge beards, and can have FOUR wives. You Americans and Western Europeans are homos because you have NO BIG BEARD AND ONLY ONE WIFE!!!!!

.....and there are many immodest women here who are walking about without a hijab or burka. This IS SHAMEFUL!!! Soon, we will enter your homes and put A COVER on The DALLAS COWBOY CHEERLEADERS!!!!

Over there, I see infidel country singers Jelly Roll and Luke Combs. I understand they enjoyed a bacon-lettuce-tomato sandwich before this awards show. EATING BACON IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED!!!!!

Snoop Dogg is a rapper and dogs are filthy!!! My neighbor owns a dog and I have to chastise him every time his dog steps on MY LAWN!!!!

I see many women with exposed skin, and I am having an urge to take them as my slaves!!!! I will SEXUALLY ENSLAVE them to HUMILIATE THEM!!!!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!!

There will be much HARAM occurring during this award show. These INFIDELS are smiling. SMILING IS HARAM!!!!! THE WOMEN ARE FAR TOO IMMODEST!!!! FREE PALESTINE!!!!

Now I see cross-dresser rapper Bad Bunny. Soon us Muslims will THROW (CENSURED) window!!!!

I am happy that so many of these infidels HATE I.C.E. AGENTS!!! Hating the American government will make it easy for us to overthrow your freedom!!! Instead of singing, you should be blocking the street AND PRAYING TO ALLAH!!!!

Well, that's my report from the blood-red carpet. From the Crypto,com Arena, back to you, Red Squirrel!!! ALLAHU AKBAR AND FREE PALESTINE!!!!!

HEADLINE: WICKED WITCH BLAMES TRUMP FOR APPLE CIDER VINEGAR ATTACK

 

Is ''The Exorcist'' A Metaphor For Modern Politics?

 

In 1973, ''The Exorcist'' invaded movie theatres, scaring the Hell out of movie-goers across America.. The story of a demon-possessed girl, her terrified Mother, Catholic Fathers Damien Karras and Lamkester Merrin, and the Demon Pazuzu made Americans faint all over the country..

I was watching several YouTube reaction videos with (mostly) young people seeing the movie for the first time, and it dawned on me that perhaps this classic horror movie might be a metaphor for the modern American political scene.

The story starts with Affluent-White-Female-Urban-Liberal Chris MacNeil and her daughter, Regan. The mother is divorced, and the Father is completely out of the picture. There's one scene where mother Chris is yelling at him on the phone for missing little Regan's birthday. The Mother uses The Lord's name in vain a lot and she and her daughter play around with a OUIJA BOARD, opening their home to unclean (Democrat) spirits. 

Chris MacNeil is an actress, probably a very liberal Hollywood actress. I see her as a typical Affluent-White-Female-Urban-Liberal,. She probably watches The View, CNN, and MSNBC, voted for Kamala Harris, and  probably cried and screamed at her television on Election Night 2024.

The big difference between Chrissy Mac and your typical AWFUL is she sought help for her possessed daughter. Most AWFULs don't see anything wrong with the way they and their kids are, unless their kids are MAGA.

Daughter Regan is an innocent, 13-year-old girl who becomes possessed by a perverted lunatic demon Pazuzu. There's a similarity with the possession of the little girl and the indoctrination inside the communist-Democrat government school system. Reading and writing has been replaced with revolution and rioting.

Enter the pervert demon Pazuzu. He is the unclean spirit vomiting pea soup at your face, screaming blasphamies, jamming a crucifix inside your DAUGHTER'S bleeding hoo-ha, and spinning your kid's head around. In other words, Pazuzu reminds me of The Spirit of Tiktok, CNN, The View, MSNBC, the American government school system, Gavin Newsom, and Tim Walz rolled into one..

Enter Fathers Damien Karras and Lankester Merrin. Father Karris has lost his faith. He reminds me of a RINO Republican. Merrin is STRONG in his faith, and you can tell he likes putting The Demon Pazuzu in his place, kind've like the way Donald Trump, Rush Limbaugh, and Charlie Kirk confidently puts leftists in their place. The demon HATES Father Merrin because he's effective-- just like Leftists HATE Donald Trump and Charlie Kirk because THEY'RE EFFECTIVE.

It's quite a sight to see all the leftist's head spin and projectile vomit when a strong conservative (like Scott Jennings) contronts them. 

During the exorcism, The Liar Pazuzu takes on the image of Karras's saintly mother, driving him crazy with guilt. This  reminds me of the left playing around with Linguini-spined RINOs, turning some Republicans into traitors to the conservative cause. On the other hand, Karras and Merrin are at their best whern they are united. ''THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS US TO PASS THE ONE BIG BEAUTIFUL BILL!''

In the end, Father Karras sacrifices himself out of desperation because he's compromised spiritually, He gives in to the demon just like a RINO GIVING IN TO THE LEFTIST DEMOCRATS, ALTHOUGH HE does GET THE JOB DONE.The ending of this film reminds me of the way they end government shutdowns in DC.

The possession takes place in Georgetown, which is IN The District of Columbia. I wonder how many Congressional Democrat liars (and Washington Post writers) are possessed by an unclean spirit. 

I bet YOU can find other similarities with ''The Exorcist'' and the current political scene.