Goodbye To Women's Sports? Will This Trans Lunacy Accidently Bring About A New Golden Age?

Listening To talk radio, I heard the host read a letter from a University of Vanderbuilt Football player, Some of the football players had a game of Basketball with their nationally-ranked Women's basketball team. The Men took a big lead, while the women couldn't even cross the mid-court stripe or even pass the ball in, instead they would just throw the ball up, only to be intercepted and the men's team would easily score.

The nationally-ranked Vanderbuilt Women's basketball team QUIT at Halftime.

A while back, The U.S.A. Women's WORLD CHAMPION SOCCER TEAM PLAYED A SCRIMMAGE AGAINST A TEAM of High School boys and lost bad, 5-2.

I remember elementary school recess, where our 4th grade teacher would have us play kick-ball Boys vs. Girls, and many times, the girl's won. Their bodies were maturing faster than ours. I REMEMBER that Boys vs. Girls ended right around fifth grade. We also watched Billie Jean KIng beat Bobby Riggs. She was 29 and he was 55, but the media wanted US to KNOW that women were better than men. So, let's see Evonne Goologong play Bjorn Borg in ''Battle Of The Sexes 2''. She 's four years older than The Swedish superstar.

Now, we are watching trans athletes ranked 500th IN men's swimming smashing NCAA RECORDS in WOMEN'S SWIMMING,  trans Olympic boxers committing DOMESTIC ABUSE against their smaller female opponents, and the left insisting the Normals support their trans LUNACY. WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF THE NORMAL WORLD PLAYED ALONG WITH THIS SILLINESS???

The trans-activists act like you're violating their HUMAN RIGHTS if you don't include trans-Men in Women's sports.

This week, radio talk show host Clay Travis offered WNBA champions Las Vegas Aces $10 million if they could beat a team of high school BOYS of his choosing. The offer was his way of illustrating the absurdity and the lies of the the transMen-in-Women's sports movement. If we didn't seperate Men and Women in MANY sports, there wouldn't BE WOMEN'S SPORTS.

He also OFFERED the idea of adding a new WNBA franchase, THE NASHVILLE ''BALLS'', made up ENTIRELY of trans players. Could they EVER LOSE? WOULD ANYBODY EVEN WANT TO SEE THIS??

Maybe if we played along with this absurdity, it would DESTROY WOMEN'S SPORTS, and young women will become unwilling to take the ABUSE AND THE FRUSTRATION. Perhaps the next generation of women will REFUSE TO TAKE PART IN SPORTS, and FIND THE JOY IN OLD-FASHIONED FEMINITY STRAIGHT OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL OR COLLEGE. If they CHOOSE TO SETTLE DOWN, MARRY A MAN, AND PURSUE A LIFE OF MOTHERHOOD AND DOMESTIC BLISS the crazy trans-Activists might see their entire worldview blow up in their faces.. Goodbye Gloria Steinam, Hello Carol Brady!

It would just KILL the feminist hags and the ultra-leftists knowing that the young women in 2030's America PREFER TO TAKE CARE OF THE KIDS, WAITING FOR HUBBY'S family car to pull into the garage. She touches up her hair and greets him at the door, kissing him affectionately, then she tells him that the POTROAST is ALMOST DONE. She never took part in SPORTS DOMINATED BY TRANS-ATHLETIC SILLINESS, AND NOW SHE'S A YOUNG, HAPPY MOMMY. She's the REAL ''girlboss''........of her household.

What if the next generation looks like The early 1960's ''Mad Men'' era, where Dad goes to work at a job and Mom takes care of the babies. We could thank the trans idiots currently shoving this TRANSMANIA MEN IN WOMEN'S SPORTS LUNACY down our throats.

Hollywood Minute Report: Mary Kate And Ashley (The Olsen Twins) Are Starring In Superman Vs. Bizarro

It's The Hollywood Minute Report. THIS WEEK!!!............

iN THE ODYSSEY, the role of HERCULES went to improbable trans-actor Elliot (formerly Ellen) Page AND THE ROLE OF HELEN OF TROY WENT TO BLACK ACTRESS Lupita Nyong'o. 

In completely unrelated Hollywood newz......

We here at THE HOLLYWOOD MINUTE HAVE LEARNED  that PITCH PERFECT cutie ANNA KENDRICK will star AS THE MEAN GREEN FIGHTING MACHINE HIMSELF,, THE HULK in the upcoming super hero BLOCKBUSTER!!!!

We don't know yet if THE HULK will sing ''The Cup Song (When I'm Gone)'' in THIS INSTALLMENT.

A little birdy also tells us that MARY KATE AND ASHLEY, THE ADORABLE OLSEN TWINS (STARS OF FULL HOUSE WITH JOHN STAMOS BOB COULIER, AND THE LATE, GREAT BOB SAGET) WILL STAR IN THE NEXT SUPERMAN MOVIE. 

That's some truly INSPIRED CASTING!!!! The studio thinks that Mary Kate will star as Superman and Ashley will co-star as The Caped Crusader's look-a-like rival, BIZARRO.

We're also following a rumour that AMERICAN EAGLE SPOKESMODEL HOTTIE SYDNET SWEENEY WILL BE THAT TERRIFYING, ONE-EYED MONSTER, THE CYCLOPS in the next Greek Epic Adventure re-make, Jason And The Argonauts.

THAT IS THIS WEEK'S HOLLYWOOD MINUTE REPORT.  HOORAY FOR HOLLYWOOD!!!

Casey Kasem Counts Down The Top Ten Most Evil, Insufferable, Socialist-Democrat Leftist Whackjobs

 

We at RSR are pleased to welcome radio legend Casey Kasem, who is here to COUNT DOWN THE TOP TEN MOST EVIL SOCIALIST DEMOCRAT LOONEYBIRDS in THE COUNTRY. TAKE IT AWAY, CASEY!:

Thank you, RedSquirrel. Today I am counting down THE TEN MOST EVIL, INSANE SOCIALIST-DEMOCRAT LEFTIST WHACKJOBS!!!

(Disclaimer: These are the leftist whackjobs in the news, not the tens of millions of rank-and--file Democrats who rob the taxpayers, commit the crimes, vote ILLEGALLY, or even get caught cheating in countless elections across the country). ON WITH THE COUNTDOWN!!!!

(Singing voices) NUMBER 10.

At number 10, we have a newcomer Francesca Hong, a gubernatorial candidate in WISCONSIN who says that Thanksgiving should be ABOLISHED and that she had to leave a Culver's Resteraunt because there were so many old, WHITE PEOPLE. She is OBSESSED WITH RACE, EVEN CALLING ''TIPPING YOUR WAITRESS '' RACIST!! WOW, What a LUNATIC!

At number 9, we have looney Texas candidate for Senate James Talarico. He tells everybody he's a Christian, but he constantly hates on Christians! HE SAYS THAT HOMOSEXUAL ATHIESTS ARE BETTER CHRISTIANS THAN ACTUAL FOLLOWERS OF CHRIST!!! WHAT????!!!!

Falling out of THE TEP TEN, is the former SENATE candidate Graham Placker, who had a NAZI SS TOTENKOPF TATTOO ON HIS CHEST. He is also accused in multiple cases of sexual assault. WAY TO GO, MAINE!!!

(SINGING VOICES) NUMBER 8!!!!!!!

At number 8, we have Representative Pramila Jayapal, Democrat from Washington, Recently she interrupted a Mother's testimony WHO WAS TELLING THE STORY OF HER OWN DAUGHTER'S RAPE AND MURDER BY A VIOLENT ILLEGAL ALIEN. Jayapal interrupted her, saying that her testimony was a ''waste of time '' and that ''Nobody was interested''. SIMPLY HATEFUL!!!! THROW HER OUT AND DEPORT THIS EVIL, COMMUNIST SICKO!!!!

At number 7 this week is Somali-Minnesota Representative from the 5th District, Ilhan Omar. This third-world corruptocrat INSULTS AMERICANS CONSTANTLY AND NOBODY KNOWS IF SHE'S BROKE OR IF SHE AND HER HUSBAND HAS STOLEN ABOUT $30MILLION ROBBING FROM THE TAXPAYERS IN THE FEEDING OUR FUTURE CORRUPTION TAXPAYER FRAUD SCANDAL. THIS SOMALI0FIRST, AMERICA-LAST REP CALLS HERSELF A ''GIRL WHO GREW UP LIVING UNDER A DICTATORSHIP.'' WRONG!!!! SHE'S THE DAUGHTER OF A COLONEL IN THE FORMER COMMUNIST DICTATOR'S ARMY!!! She's in Congress because some JACK-ASS IMPORTED 80,000+ SOMALIS INTO MINNESOTA'S HENNEPIN COUNTY, AND NOW SHE CANNOT EVER BE VOTED OUT OF OFFICE!!!! She also infamously referred to the 9/11 attacks as ''A DAY SOME PEOPLE DID SOMETHING''!!!! Whoops, Sorry, folks..... I just threw up in my mouth a little!

(Singing voices) Number 6!!!!!

At number 6 we HAVE THAT OLD GRIFTER BERNIE SANDERS, Senator from Vermont! Bernie found his VERY FIRST JOB AT THE AGE OF 40!!!!! THE JOB? BITCHING ANOUT CAPITALISM!!!! Now, he's a super-rich, corrupt member of The U.S. Senate, STILL YELLING ABOUT CAPITALISTS AND OLIGRARCHS, WHILE HE HAS 3 MANSIONS TO COMPLAIN IN!!!! YOU MUST BE KIDDING ME!!!

ON TO NUMBER FIVE!!!!!

At number 5, we have LEFTIST, MOHAMMADON Michigan Senatorial candidate Abdul El-Sayed. One of the BIGGEST ANTI-SEMITES IN THE COUNTRY!!! He is so terrible, PSYCHOTIC INFLUENCER Hasan Piker HIMSELF makes campaign appearances with this hateful whackjob! HOLY HANNA!!!

We have Michigan Representative, MEMBER OF ''THE SQUAD,'' AND ALL-AROUND ISLAMO-NAZI Rashida Tlaib at number 4, who refers to The President as ''Motherf^cker'' during speeches at THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES. She flies a Palestian flag at her congressional office door,  AND SHE HATES AMERICA!!!! Plus, WHEN SHE SPEAKS THIS LUNATIC sounda like somebody running their fingernails on a chalkboard!!

At number 3 is that evil Maoisti inbluencer Hasan Piker.. He thinks that America DESERVED TO BE ATTACKED ON 9/11. Piker has publicly admired Mao Zedong, the GREATEST MASS MURDERER IN HUMAN HISTORY!! MOST NORMAL, EVERYDAY AMERICANS WANT TO PUNCH THIS PENCIL-KNECKED CREEP RIGHT IN THE MOUTH!!

At number 2 is that CRAZY Governor from The Land of 10,000 Lakes, Minnesota Governor ''Tampon'' Timmy Walz! (I have to take a bathroom break now, so here's a 16-MINUTE CLIP OF JUST SOME OF THE CRAZY, LOONEY THINGS HE HAS SAID AND DONE JUST IN THE LAST COUPLE MONTHS!!!)

Sound of a toilet flushing.

AND THE NUMBER ONE MOST EVIL SOCIALIST-DEMOCRAT LUNATIC IS THAT INSUFFERABLE ANTI-SEMITIC COMMUNIST-MOHMMADON MAYOR OF NEW YORK, ZOHRAN THE MORON MAMDANI. This lunatic was elected just last November, and he has EVERYONE LEAVING THE CITY. He's promised free busrides and rent, but living in The Big Apple has gotten MORE EXPENSIVE. These days this economic illiterate DOXXES and threatens rich, hard-working New Yorkers, WHILE THIS COMMUNIST DOUCHE FROM UGANDA FLASHES HIS BIG, SHIT-EATING SMILE. 

Well, that's this week's countdown. Next time, I COUNT DOWN THE TOP TEN DUMBEST DEMOCRATS. WILL AOC STAY AT NUMBER ONE, OR WILL DEMOCRAT PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE KAMALA HARRIS TAKE THE NUMBER ONE SPOT? SO LONG! Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars!

(AIRPLANE! UPDATE) After 46 Years, Former Los Angeles Cabbie Finally Remembers To Turn Off Meter

Have you ever took a vacation, and wondered if you turned off the oven?

75 year old Ted Striker, a former Los Angeles taxi cab driver, suddenly remembered last week that he had left the meter on of his taxi cab 46 YEARS AGO. In 1980, a middle-aged man had hailed the cab, and Striker turned on the meter, then ran into an airport terminal to take care on some personal business.

It appears the passenger left the cab and the meter running, and now SOMEBODY owes the YELLOW CAB COMPANY $18,654,095, but nobody knows who the middle-aged passenger was. 

''He must have been in a hurry, unwilling to wait for me to come back'', said Striker. ''Still, I am glad that I was able to stop the meter and return the cab to the garage after all these years''.

Stryker, 75 years old, lives in Anaheim with his wife Elaine. He is a retired airline pilot.

Anthony Fauci: Dear Diary

 

May 6, 2020

Dear Diary,

The bad news: Thousands dead

The GOOD news: Met Julia Roberts at CNN. I think she likes me!

If Ivermectin and hydroxichlorquin aren't discedited, I might lose a fortune.

Rand Paul is being a big Butt-head! 

He wishes he could be as GREAT AS I AM!!! I AM SCIENCE!!!!!

The Ridiculous Case Against Shiloh Hendrix: Archie From Queens Writes A Letter To The Editor

I recieved this from a man in Queens. He wanted to comment on the ridiculous trial of White Rochester (Minnesota) Mommy Shiloh Hendrix. As you may have heard, she was arrested AND CONVICTED on a bogus DISORDERLY CONDUCT charge after she cought an 8-year old Somali child stealing applesause from her GROCERY BAG at a playground where she was enjoying the day with her baby. 

A Somali man saw Hendrix yelling at the little would-be applesauce thief and took out his cellphone and started harassing her.

She told him to ''buzz off'' and used ''The N Word''. This incident somehow blew up and got all over the local and national news. APPARENTLY, The woke local city government were TRAUMATIZED BY THE WORDS UTTERED BY THE YOUNG MOMMY and decided that they had to put Shiloh Hendrix ON TRIAL. She was acquitted of the charge involving the child but CONVICTED of the charge involving the adult.

Arxhie from Queens begins his letter to the editor:

What in the world is going on out there in Minneso-cold where a young White Mommy is getting harassed by a lightbulb-headed Somali pirate with a video cellphone, AND THEY WIND UP PUTTING HER ON TRIAL? What's the deal with the idiots running ROCHESTER, MINNESOTA??

I know in my old neighborhood there would be police patrolling the neighborhood, and if there was a young Mommy and a stranger having some loud words at each other, the most that would happen is that officer ''Beefy'' Flanagan would just say ''Hey you two, cool it.'' and that would be it.

The idiot-liberal looneybirds running Rochester, Minnesota put this young White Mommy on TRIAL for DISORDERLY CONDUCT. Rediculous.  From what I understand, the town of Rochester is somewhat close to the Twin Cities there, where America-hating commie-looneybirds run things and they imported 80,000+ Somali gangs and violent criminals and criminal fraudsters. Maybe Shiloh was scared and just trying to ''scare'' off the little applesauce thief and the Light-bulb head, ya know? No harm no foul.

I was watching the news and the talking head said that Shiloh was CONVICTED OF MAKING RACIAL SLURS. SHE WAS CONVICTED FOR HER SPEECH!!! SHE WAS CONVICTED OF ''NOT SAYING NICE THINGS TO A STRANGER.'' ANY OF YOU ''FREE SPEECH'' LIBERAL LAWYERS WANT TO HELP HER WITH HER APPEAL??? 

I keep hearing that the local democrats and the crooked judges and that looney county attorney over there in Hennepin County have a hard-on for Somalis, letting the criminals run wild. When a Mohammadon rapes a White girl, they go wit' the ''Rape is normal in my culture'' defense, or some BULLSHIT like that. Was that inbred, Light-bulb Head in the park to scope out a victim?

Minnesota is a fine state there. It's the cities that are screwed up. They let that Somali cop that murdered the White woman OUT OF PRISON, while sending Officer Derek Chauvin to prison for what, 23 years?, for the ''murder'' of that violent thug George Floyd, and HE DIDN'T EVEN KILL HIM! Floyd was dying from Fentanyl poisoning and a bad ticker. The jury was intimidated by the angry, psychotic mob outside the county courthouse, AND THEY CONVICTED HIM.

Maybe Shiloh Hemdrix was mean to Lighbulb Head, but I'm glad she did what she thought she had to do to protect herself and her baby. If my city had more Shilohs, we wouldn't have elected that commie mohammadon LUNATIC Mamdani. What the Hell has happened to my city?

Archie from Queens

(The Spirit Of) George Carlin Discusses The New Democrat Term, ''AFFORDABILITY''

Everywhere you go, on EVERY commie-lib news show, it seems like everybody in the media keeps using the SAME catch-word, non-stop, SIMULTANEOUSLY. It's part of their never-ending, bogus narrative, and this catch-word on their lips NOWADAYS is THE WORD ''AFFORDABILITY''.

This word is used by ANNOYING, SOPHMORIC COMMUNISTS NON-STOP BECAUSE THEY WANT TO COMPLAIN THAT LIFE ISN'T PERFECT AND TO HATE ON PRESIDENT TRUMP. These idiots will not use the correct term ''INFLATION'', because INFLATION reminds EVERYONE of Joe Biden's term in The Oval Office, WHEN THE INFLATION RATE WENT THROUGH THE DAMN ROOF.

I am very happy to have the SPIRIT OF THE great comedian-philosopher GEORGE CARLIN here to explain:

YEAH, AS THE RED RODENT WAS SAYING.........

This term ''affordability'' is another, typical bullshit term the Democrats like to use. If you ask me, a lot of things are WAY TOO AFFORDABLE, ESPECIALLY FOR ASSHOLES WHO WILL NOT WORK.  Illegal aliens and Somalis come here, get on food stamps, and TAKE $700 WORTH OF GROCERIES OFF THE SHELVES SEVERAL TIMES A MONTH, while us working stiffs pick up 7 or 8 items, and pay $40. GROCERIES FOR US WOULDN'T BE SO PRICEY IF WE DIDN'T FORCE GROCERY STORES TO GIVE STUFF AWAY. HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO STAY IN BUSINESS IF YOU'RE GIVING THE FUCKING STUFF AWAY FOR FREE!!!!

Americans on welfare live like royalty. Free food, and the assholes in the government are constantly sucking up to them for their vote. THIS IS BETTER THAN AFFORDIBLE.....IT'S FREE!!!! SOMETIMES THESE COMPLAINERS TAKE A SHORT BREAK FROM FEEDING THEIR FACE.....TO BITCH SOME MORE!!!

We complain about the price of gas, but the media will ONLY show people complaining about it when there's a Republican in The White House. A gallon a gas was $8.00 in California under Joe Biden and Governor Greasy Gavin Newscum, BUT CNN AND MSNBC IGNORED THAT STORY.  A big part of the problem is these communist corruptocrats PUSHING their idiotic ENVIRONMENTAL GREEN AGENDA, PUNISHING THE OIL COMPANIES AND MAKING GASOLINE MORE EXPENSIVE THAN IT NEEDS TO BE.

A lot of people complain about the AFFORDABILITY of college tuition. I have a great solution. DON'T GO!!!!

The ultra-corrupt colleges recieve BILLIONS from China and America's OTHER enenmies to train little, AMERICA-HATING communist revolutionaries. Most professors are RACIST, evil elitists who celebrated the assassination-murder of Charlie Kirk.  You don't learn ANYTHING important in college. It's all a scam to boost your precious ego and so you can wave a worthless diploma in everybody's face. 

Imagine your Mother bragging about you, and the other Mom is so proud that her angel is in college and it's costing her a FORTUNE! Then your Mom says of you 'My DAVID is a high school dropout and he works on an oil rig AND HE'S MAKING A FORTUNE!'' That will shut the other Mother up!

On top of that, the Hate-Indoctrination Industry (my nickname for the American University System) GOUGES their customers as they demand that the crooked politicians FORGIVE their college loans. The crooked LEFTIST politicians also give away the taxpayer's money to the colleges in the form of ''endowments''. THIS IS THE WORST SCAM IN AMERICA!!! IT'S EVEN WORSE THAN ALL THE OTHER GOVERNMENT FRAUDS PERPETRATED ON THE AMERICAN TAXPAYERS!!!!

So, if you don't want to spend your money on something that will destroy your mind and ruin this country, DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY ON COLLEGE! DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY ON COLLEGE!!!! DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY ON COLLEGE!!!! Repetition is the cornerstone of memory.

Finally, people complain about the AFFORDABILITY of HOUSING. I've noticed that the MORE THE GOVERNMENT TRY TO DEAL WITH IT THE WORSE THE PROBLEM GETS. IT'S JUST LIKE ''HEALTHCARE''. It seems that every time the government creates a program, things get worse, but their corrupt supporters keep getting EVEN MORE FILTHY RICH AND THE TAXPAYERS KEEP GETTING DEFRAUDED. 

The Democrats get away with creating a problem and blaming their political opponents. In healthcare, they replaced a shitty idea with an even SHITTIER IDEA. Remember HMO's? Health Maintenance Organizations? They ws created by assholes like Ted Kennedy, only to be replaced by an EAVEN SHITTIER IDEA, OBAMACARE. How's your AFFORDABLE CARE ACT DOING THESE DAYS? WHY ARE WE STILL COMPLAINING?

HOW ABOUT LEAVING THE TAXPAYERS ALONE AND START BUILDING PRISONS FOR THE CORRUPTOCRATS THAT ROB THE TAXPAYERS BLIND? If the government didn't dream up ways of RIPPING US OFF SO MUCH, AMERICANS WOULD HAVE MORE MONEY.

If we did thaat, LIFE WOULD BE MORE (looking heavenward, eyes wide) ''AFFORDABLE''.

Goodnight.