(The Spirit Of) George Carlin Discusses The New Democrat Term, ''AFFORDABILITY''

Everywhere you go, on EVERY commie-lib news show, it seems like everybody in the media keeps using the SAME catch-word, non-stop, SIMULTANEOUSLY. It's part of their never-ending, bogus narrative, and this catch-word on their lips NOWADAYS is THE WORD ''AFFORDABILITY''.

This word is used by ANNOYING, SOPHMORIC COMMUNISTS NON-STOP BECAUSE THEY WANT TO COMPLAIN THAT LIFE ISN'T PERFECT AND TO HATE ON PRESIDENT TRUMP. These idiots will not use the correct term ''INFLATION'', because INFLATION reminds EVERYONE of Joe Biden's term in The Oval Office, WHEN THE INFLATION RATE WENT THROUGH THE DAMN ROOF.

I am very happy to have the SPIRIT OF THE great comedian-philosopher GEORGE CARLIN here to explain:

YEAH, AS THE RED RODENT WAS SAYING.........

This term ''affordability'' is another, typical bullshit term the Democrats like to use. If you ask me, a lot of things are WAY TOO AFFORDABLE, ESPECIALLY FOR ASSHOLES WHO WILL NOT WORK.  Illegal aliens and Somalis come here, get on food stamps, and TAKE $700 WORTH OF GROCERIES OFF THE SHELVES SEVERAL TIMES A MONTH, while us working stiffs pick up 7 or 8 items, and pay $40. GROCERIES FOR US WOULDN'T BE SO PRICEY IF WE DIDN'T FORCE GROCERY STORES TO GIVE STUFF AWAY. HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO STAY IN BUSINESS IF YOU'RE GIVING THE FUCKING STUFF AWAY FOR FREE!!!!

Americans on welfare live like royalty. Free food, and the assholes in the government are constantly sucking up to them for their vote. THIS IS BETTER THAN AFFORDIBLE.....IT'S FREE!!!! SOMETIMES THESE COMPLAINERS TAKE A SHORT BREAK FROM FEEDING THEIR FACE.....TO BITCH SOME MORE!!!

We complain about the price of gas, but the media will ONLY show people complaining about it when there's a Republican in The White House. A gallon a gas was $8.00 in California under Joe Biden and Governor Greasy Gavin Newscum, BUT CNN AND MSNBC IGNORED THAT STORY.  A big part of the problem is these communist corruptocrats PUSHING their idiotic ENVIRONMENTAL GREEN AGENDA, PUNISHING THE OIL COMPANIES AND MAKING GASOLINE MORE EXPENSIVE THAN IT NEEDS TO BE.

A lot of people complain about the AFFORDABILITY of college tuition. I have a great solution. DON'T GO!!!!

The ultra-corrupt colleges recieve BILLIONS from China and America's OTHER enenmies to train little, AMERICA-HATING communist revolutionaries. Most professors are RACIST, evil elitists who celebrated the assassination-murder of Charlie Kirk.  You don't learn ANYTHING important in college. It's all a scam to boost your precious ego and so you can wave a worthless diploma in everybody's face. 

Imagine your Mother bragging about you, and the other Mom is so proud that her angel is in college and it's costing her a FORTUNE! Then your Mom says of you 'My DAVID is a high school dropout and he works on an oil rig AND HE'S MAKING A FORTUNE!'' That will shut the other Mother up!

On top of that, the Hate-Indoctrination Industry (my nickname for the American University System) GOUGES their customers as they demand that the crooked politicians FORGIVE their college loans. The crooked LEFTIST politicians also give away the taxpayer's money to the colleges in the form of ''endowments''. THIS IS THE WORST SCAM IN AMERICA!!! IT'S EVEN WORSE THAN ALL THE OTHER GOVERNMENT FRAUDS PERPETRATED ON THE AMERICAN TAXPAYERS!!!!

So, if you don't want to spend your money on something that will destroy your mind and ruin this country, DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY ON COLLEGE! DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY ON COLLEGE!!!! DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY ON COLLEGE!!!! Repetition is the cornerstone of memory.

Finally, people complain about the AFFORDABILITY of HOUSING. I've noticed that the MORE THE GOVERNMENT TRY TO DEAL WITH IT THE WORSE THE PROBLEM GETS. IT'S JUST LIKE ''HEALTHCARE''. It seems that every time the government creates a program, things get worse, but their corrupt supporters keep getting EVEN MORE FILTHY RICH AND THE TAXPAYERS KEEP GETTING DEFRAUDED. 

The Democrats get away with creating a problem and blaming their political opponents. In healthcare, they replaced a shitty idea with an even SHITTIER IDEA. Remember HMO's? Health Maintenance Organizations? They ws created by assholes like Ted Kennedy, only to be replaced by an EAVEN SHITTIER IDEA, OBAMACARE. How's your AFFORDABLE CARE ACT DOING THESE DAYS? WHY ARE WE STILL COMPLAINING?

HOW ABOUT LEAVING THE TAXPAYERS ALONE AND START BUILDING PRISONS FOR THE CORRUPTOCRATS THAT ROB THE TAXPAYERS BLIND? If the government didn't dream up ways of RIPPING US OFF SO MUCH, AMERICANS WOULD HAVE MORE MONEY.

If we did thaat, LIFE WOULD BE MORE (looking heavenward, eyes wide) ''AFFORDABLE''.

Goodnight.

On TONIGHT'S UNSOLVED MYSTERIES with Robert Stack: Why Can't They Pass The SAVE AMERICA ACT?

About 85% of Americans want Voter ID, but quite amazingly, the Republican leadership in The U.S. Senate keep telling us that they just CAN'T PASS THE SAVE AMERICA ACT, which requires a U.S. ID to vote in our elections. You need to present an ID to open a bank account, to get on a plane, to buy alcohol, but NOT TO VOTE? WHY IN THE WORLD IS THIS????

Today, we welcome ROBERT STACK, the host of UNSOLVED MYSTERIES  TO ATTEMPT TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION:

Welcome to UNSOLVED MYSTERIRS. I AM YOUR HOST ROBERT STACK. Tonight, we are going to try to solve that BURNING question ''Why can't the Senate get it's act together, AND PASS THE SAVE AMERICA ACT''?

BETTER YET, WHY IN THE WORLD DO WE EVEN NEED A LAW THAT WILL STOP SOMETHING THAT IS ALREADY AGAINST THE LAW???? ALSO, WHY IS IT SO DAMN EASY TO PASS A HIDEOUSLY HORRIBLE , FREEDOM-STEALING LAW LIKE OBAMACARE, YET NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO PASS A GOOD LAW THAT IS SO POPULAR WE SHOULDN'T EVEN NEED TO PASS IT?????

Just how corrupt can this government be? Why is it that a horrible, UNCONSTITUTIONAL law is passed with only a majority, but GOOD LEGISLATION NEEDS TO BREAK A FILIBUSTER??? 

Also, the polls say that if The Republicans pass THE SAVE AMERICA ACT, they will probably keep their majority quite easily. Why can't they pass this when it's a good law AND good for them politically? Can it be that these corrupt losers HATE TRUMP SO MUCH THEY WANT TO END HIS PRESIDENCY AND THEY PREFER BEING IN THE MINORITY???

You have to present I.D. to buy liquor, obtain a passport, get into a nightclub, open a bank account, yet you can VOTE without PROVING YOU ARE WHO YOU SAY YOU ARE??? ALSO, why are Democrats allowed to BLATANTLY break our ELECTION laws and steal elections?

Ironically, you need to present an I.D. to get into ANY DEMOCRAT PARTY MEETING.

Currently, Senate Leader Republican John Thune drags his feet, making the excuse that The Republicans don't have the 60 votes neccessary to 'break the filibuster' while President Trump is asking Thune to ''blow up'' The Filibuster rule in the Senate, and just pass THIS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT LEGISLATION with just a majority. WHY NOT HAVE A VOTE? AT LEAST EVERYBODY WILL BE ON THE RECORD. 

If the so-cslled ''news'' weren't so corrupt, wouldn't they ALL be following the Democrats around with microphones IN THEIR FACES asking them WHY they won't support this legislation????? It looks like they won't because they plan MASSIVE CHEATING AND THE MEDIA IS JUST AS CORRUPT AS WASHINGTON DC IS.!

This is UNSOLVED MYSTERIES, AND I AM HOST ROBERT STACK LOOKING COOL IN A RAINCOAT.  GOODNIGHT. 

GET THAT FINGER OUT OF YOUR EAR!!! YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE IT'S BEEN!!!!

Is Anti-Semitic Communist Idiot Mayor Mamdani Trying To Cause An International Incident?

Have you heard the one where Anti-Semitic New York City Mayor Commie Mamdani has declared that he will arrest Israeli President Benjamin Netanyahu if he dares to step foot in The City? IT'S NO JOKE. WELL, WE DON'T THINK IT'S A JOKE.

Zohran the Moron ran on arresting the leader of the foreign country based on the rulings of a toothless International Criminal Court and his own hatred of Jews. He calls Israel an Apartheid state committing genocide, but never mentions the invasion and massacre of October 7, 2023 where thousands of violent mohammadon psychopaths invaded Israel, beheading Jewish babies, raping and kidnapping 14-year-old Jewish girls, murdering entire Jewish families, and kidnapping over 200 unarmed civilians.

The demonic invaders showed the murder and mayhem on Facebook. laughing.

Now, there's an explosion of Jew-hatred and a wave of violent crime in New York and The Jew-Hater Mamdani is cheerleading the lunatics. He threatened to arrest Bibi because the mohammadon leftist hates Netanyahu. Bibi will actually stand up against the bullies who surround his small Jewish homeland.

Zohran the Moron had to make a video telling his looney supporters that legally he can't arrest a leader of a foreign country. In fact, if he tried, HE would face 10 years in prison. If Mamdani ordered New York City Police to arrest The Israeli Leader, they would have to get through HIS SECURITY DETAIL, CAUSING AN INTERNATIONAL INCIDENT AT THE VERY LEAST.

ALL YOU GENIUSES WHO VOTED FOR MAMDANI SHOULD BE FEELING LIKE FOOLS RIGHT ABOUT NOW, BUT YOU'RE ALL STILL WAITING FOR THE FREE BUSRIDES, THE LOWER RENT, AND GOVERNMENT-RAN GROCERY STORES.

Mamdani ALSO tried to have a meeting with an IRANIAN Ambassador while America is at war with the Iranian mullahs. That is ALSO illegal. Will this clown be removed from office before he starts SOMETHING REALLY SERIOUS?

                                              

                                                     Israeli President Benjamin Netanyahu

Dr. Frasier Crane Analyzes Malignant Maoist Douche Hasan Piker And The DSA Hate Campaign

Recently, anti-Semitic Communist-Mohammadon ''influencer'' Hasan Piker has been in the news touting extremist leftist candidates, even praising Chairman Mao Zedong, The greatest mass-murderer in human history. Piker also recently said that America deserved to be attacked on September 11, 2001.

Our resident head shrinker, psychiatrist Dr. Fraiser Crane is here to analyze what makes this insane maniac and leftists like him tick:

Thank you, RedSquirrel. I am Dr. Frasier Crane, and I am listening.

I have been witnessing the horrific transformation of The Democrat Party from a mainstream political party to a HATE GROUP, hellbent on robbing The American People of their freedom and Constitutional bearings, and installing Communists and Islamists into the government.

There are candidates running with the Democrat brand, promising SHARIA LAW AND COMMUNIST LUNACY. Their voters are mostly sad, lost, mentally UNSTABLE college students, taught that America, The Jews, and Capitalism are THE PROBLEM AND THAT ISLAM AND SOCIALISM ARE THE ANSWERS.

Malignant anti-Semites like Hasan Piker feed them Communist claptrap and Anti-American rhetoric nonstop. Recently, Piker made a speech WEARING A GRAY CHAIRMAN MAO JACKET, heaping praise on the communist dictator. Does he know that Mao is THE GREATEST MASS-MURDERER IN HUMAN HISTORY???!!

Lunatics like Piker can't really accomplish anything positive, so what some will do is get on social media and say something OUTRAGEOUS, because they want attention.

He's in need of serious, EXTENSIVE SHAME THERAPY OR MAYBE SENT BACK TO 6TH GRADE, although I doubt that more schooling would help this sociopath. He lacks basic human empathy. Communists don't support Socialism because they're lacking food or material wealth. They choose Communism to improve their STATUS. They want to be RULERS. They are envious bullies, and want to PUNISH THOSE DOING BETTER THAN THEY ARE.

Capitalists want to make money by SERVING OTHERS AND PLEASING THEIR FELLOW HUMAN in a fair exchange of goods and services, while socialists go to college to learn to be HATEFUL, INDOCTINATED ACTIVISTS. 

President Ronald Reagan said ''The greatest social program is called a JOB. To a Socialist-Communist, a job is BENEATH THEM and people with jobs are just slaves, so everyone SHOULD JUST SERVE THE STATE. The DSA (Democrat Socialists of America) must be defeated if we want to protect AND CONSERVE this great country.

I don't think that analyzing the mohammadon makes that much sense. Just remember that their history is OVER a thousand years of inbreeding, violence, and conquest based on a ''holy book'' that ''teaches''  violence, abuse of women, hate, and subjugation. They seem to have a superiority complex AND an inferiority complex, hating every civilization while telling themselves that they ''culturally enrich'' EVERY civilization they destroy and THAT THEY SHOULD RULE THE WORLD.

Too many Muslims are malignant, misogynistic, powermad whackjobs and they don't belong in ANY CIVILiZED SOCIETY! We MUST NOT allow these psychopaths to ACQUIRE power in The West. I suggest Hasan Piker get psychiatric help, but he's an anti-Semitic, hateful, ARROGANT douche and probably wouldn't consider the possibility that there's anything WRONG WITH THAT.

Watch the hateful clown in the gray Chairman Mao jacket call me an ''islamophobe''! Tsk, tsk...

I am Dr. Frasier Crane, Goodnight.

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Should Justice Amy Coney- Barrett Resign From The Supreme Court? Sheriff Buford T. Justice Shares His Thoughts

Recently, I listened to conservative radio host Mike Gallagher and another conservative discuss whether Supreme Court Justice Amy Coney-Barrett should resign from the Supreme Court because she lives in fear that some psychotic violent leftist will harm her and her family. 

SOME CONSERVATIVES BELIEVE THAT  IT'S BEEN INFLUENCING HER TO SIDE WITH THE LIBERALS ON SOME RECENT CASES.. 

Last week, the SUPREME COURT JUSTICE testified before Congress, asking for more protection from the psychotic lunatic(s) threatening her and other conservatives on The Highest Court in the land. She told the congressional hearing that her child saw her putting on a bullet-proof jacket and HER YOUND ONE asked her Mom why SHE NEEDED THE VEST.

She has voted with the liberal justices more often lately after The Dobbs Decision OVERTURNING ROE VS. WADE, and some conservatives believe she votes with the liberals in order to NOT RAISE THE IRE OF THE ANGRY LEFTIST MOB. 

So, some conservatives would rather see her resign from The Supreme Court. Your bushy-tailed pundit has asked our Law And Order Correspondent, (one of the most highly-respected lawmen in The United States of America), Sheriff Buford T. Justice to weigh in on this matter:

Whatin The Hell is The WORLD COMIN' TO?

Y'Know, I remember the unjust conviction of OFFICER Dereck Chauvin in the so-called''murder'' of THAT TICK TURD George Floyd. Is Judge Coney-Barrett being intimidated jus' like the Chauvin jury was inimidated by the angry leftist mob outside the Hennepin County Courthouse? The green-haired mob hate law enforcement as well as conservative judges, AND THAT'S JUST OLD-FASHIONED, STRAIGHT-UP COMMUNISM!!!!

I think that there should have been National Guard troops protecting Chauvin's rights, but the corrupt lunatics running Minneapolis were willing to let the mob destroy the city AGAIN if Chauvin wasn't convicted. THOSE CORRUPTOCRATS DESERVE A PUNCH RIGHT IN THA MOUTH!!!!!

I think Chief Justice John Roberts was also intimidated by the communist mob, and he wouldn't even consider President Trump's QUESTIONING THE 2020 PRESIDENTIAL RESULTS.  Did Roberts fear even more violence from the angry left ready to burn down the countrry? If I was President, I'D BE THE ONE DOIN' ALL THE INTIMIDATING!!!!!

In EVERY Democrat-ran SHITHOLE, extremely corrupt judges keep setting violent criminals free, and these violent lunatics hurt, rape, and/or murder law-abiding Americans and defraud the taxpayers. Violent illegal aliens violate our laws, and the corrupt, lenient judges harm the public's trust in the court system by LOVE-TAPPING these grotesque criminals on the wrists..

I think that the  government's most important job is to protect the rights of law-abiding Americans, even the Justices of The Supreme Court. When Justice Brett Kavanaugh's life was threatened by a violent leftist psychopath, I think the lunatic in question should have been sent to The Electric Chair. 'The problem is that psychotic, hateful, violent lunatics HAVE NO FEAR  OF the system. WE NEED TO TEACH THESE ASSHOLES A LESSON!!!! THEY ARE IN NEED OF AN ATTENTION GETTER!!!!!!

Recently, domestic terrorists were planning to murder government officials at a DC Press Correspendent's Dinner and another attack at a UFC fight at The White House. These TICK TURDS should be lined up against the wall, and asked if they want a last cigerette and a blindfold. 

PERSONALLY, I'D BARBEQUE THEIR ASSES IN MOLASSAS!!!!

I would take these DANGEROUS LUNATICS back home with me and I would find the TALLLLLLEST tree and hang them!!! When we start teaching these sumbitches respect for the Law, then our honest conservative judges wouldn't be living in fear of these SCUMBUMS!!!!

We need to get serious about protecting our government officials, so of course I think that nice lady Amy Coney-Barrett should get her funding, and I do hope she doesn't resign. Make that BALD asshole Stephen Boasburg resign instead!

I am BUFORD T. JUSTICE, SHERIFF OF MONTAGUE COUNTY, TEXAS

The Democrat's 2026 Navin R. Johnson MId-Term Campaign Strategy

I don't need nobody to win......

i don't need the straight, White Men's vote, and

I don't meed the Black men's vote, and...........

WAITA MINNUT, I need the single woman's vote! THE AWFL's vote!!!!

and that's ALL I NEED. I DON'T NEED ANYBODY ELSE'S VOTE.

I don't need the married Soccer Moms' Vote.....

and I don't need the working poor's vote, OR THE BLUE COLLAR VOTE, and I 

don't need the legal immigrant's vote....

BUT I NEED THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT'S VOTE!!!!

I need single women's vote and the ILLEGAL IMMIGRSNT'S VOTE!!! THAT'S

ALL I NEED!!!! I DON'T NEED ANYBODY ELSE'S VOTE!!!!

OH, WAIT!!!! I NEED THE INDOCTRINATED COLLEGE-AGE COMMUNIST vote, and that's all.

AlI I need is the unmarried woman's vote, the illegal alien's vote, and the college-age Communist vote, and that's ALL I NEED!!!!

I DO NEED THE VOTE COUNTERS CHEATING FOR ME, AND THE CHICOMS AND THE VENEZUELANS RIGGING THE VOTER MACHINES!!!! I NEED THAT!!!!!!!

That's all I need. OH WAIT!!! I need The Muslims......AND THE SATANISTS......AND ALL THE JEW-HATERS!!!! That's all I need,. I DON'T NEED NOTHING ELSE!!!!

That's all I need. I don't need anybody else's vote.