Yakov Smirnoff Reports From Comrade Mandani's Fifth Of July Parade

It's Independence Day weekend across America, and in much of the country, happy Americans celebrate our nation's 250th birthday, while in New York City, Communist Mayor Zohran Mamdani is ''reflecting'' on America's history of racism and ''injustice''..

He's not reflecting on Islam's 1,700 year history of rape, murder, and enslavement or 100+ years of communist carnage.

Our New York Correspondent Yakov Smirnoff is on the scene at Mamdani's ''Fifth of July'' Parade down 5th, 6th, AND 7th Avenue, beginning AND  ending at Time's Square. The Mayor has banned the general public, but there seems to be a parade starting:

Hello, RedSquirrel, This is Yakov reporting from Times Square. There are probaby 10,000 Muslims praying to Allah here. Mamdani banned the general public. In other word's ''Americans, Jews, and Christians.'' He said there isn't enough room for both Americans and thousands of Muslims with their asses in the air praying. These Muslims have a float with the words ''DEATH TO AMERICA'' festooned with crepe paper. The Mayor is seated on it waving to an imaginary crowd.

Here comes another vehicle decorated with a big sign which reads ''Mamdani Power And Light''. I have learnied that Comrade Mamdani will be taking control of ALL THE UTILITES IN THE CITY AND has told residents that they should turn their thermostat up to 78 degress to deal with this hot weather. He wants his illegal alien voters living rent- free in luxury hotel suites, and they are to be allowed to turn THEIR THERMOSTATS down to 62.

WHAT A COMMIE!!!! heh, heh, heh......WOW, I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT WILL HAPPEN THIS WINTER!!!!

Mamdani's Motto: ''Rules for thee, not for me. You work, I eat. If you don't like it, tough toenails.''

There's a LONG LINE of Mamdani supporters carrying a banner reading ''DEMOCRATIC SOCIALISTS OF AMERICA''.Why do I get the feeling I will soon be seeing these same people standing in line at the city government-ran grocery stores waiting in line for toilet paper? Heh, heh, heh.

In America, toilet paper waits for you. In Comrade Mamdani's NYC, you wait in line for toilet paper.

In this Communist parade, I see no tanks, but there are OVERSIZED POSTERS OF COMMUNIST LEADERS MAMDANI AND THE THREE COMMUNIST CANDIDATES WHO RECENTLY WON IN THEIR PRIMARIES AGAINST ESTABLISHMENT DEMOCRATS.

Here's a float with NYC's Renter's Rights Activists. It's decorated with puppet landlords hanging in effegy. YIKES!!!

Here's a float with America's founding Fathers depicted as demons. Someone FROM LA RAZA dressed as an Indian chief is making A LAND ACKNOWEDGMENT through a bullhorn, AND there's a group of children from a local government elementary school, lead by their purple-haired ''teachers'' chanting ''NO ONE IS ILLEGAL ON STOLEN LAND!!!''

They've replaced ''reading and writing'' with ''revolution and rioting.''

Here's The Columbia University float, who are representing The America-hating hate indoctrination industry (cough: colleges), and here's a float left over from a recent ''No King's'' protest with President Trump hanging in effegy, I'm also SEEING THE ''DEATH TO AMERICA'' float, and THE BLM FLOAT, along with  the ''Love And Tolerance'' float. WOW! IT'S A SEA OF HYPOCRACY!!!! Heh, heh, heh.......

There will be no fireworks here, only violent criminals and activists from BURN LOOT MURDER celebrating their freedom by shooting their shotguns into the air,

We're not sure if or when it will be safe for EVERYDAY Americans to step foot in Time's Square again. This is your correspondent Yakov Smirnoff, signing off from Comrade Mamdani's July FIFTH Parade in New York. So long! Heh, heh. heh...

WNBA STAR SOPHIE CUNNINGHAM SHOWS ILLEGAL ALIENS AND AMERICA-HATERS ''THE DOOR'

 

Our New Top Ten List: The Top Ten Ways To Celebrate Our 250th Independence Day

Saturday marks the 250th anniversary of the signing of our Declaration of Independence, and most Americans will find some way of celebrating our womderful country's Birthday. Some will have a backyard barbeque or see a fireworks display. While some seem angry that this country still exists, this is OUR ''No Kings Day''. 

From the home office in Bovey. Minnesota, here are The Top Ten ways REAL Americans might be celebrating our country's 250th Independence Day:

10. Deport Ilhan Omar.

 9.  Kiss your dog and eat a BLT in front of your perpetually offended muslim neighbor.

 8.  Ask a Socialist-Democrat to hold dangerous fireworks before lighting it.

 7.  Have a trans activist committed.

 6.  two words: TAXPAYER REVOLT!!!

 5.  DEPORT THE MUSLIMS!!!! (Former Minnesota Viking Wide Reciever Ahmad Rashad can stay.)

 4.  Steal some MORE LAND!! LET'S TAKE CUBA NEXT!!!

 3. Declare war on England AND BEAT THEIR ASSES AGAIN!!!!

 2. THROW ZOHRAN THE MORON MAMDANI (AND ALL OF HIS VOTERS) OUT OF THE COUNTRY.

 1. Tar and feather a tax collector..

Marlon Perkins And The North American Democrat-Socialist Cuckoo Bird

I was listening to a talk radio program last week when a guest compared the new extremist communist-backed Democrat politicians (THE DSA-Democrat Socialists of America) with The Cuckoo bird. 

This species will invade another bird's nest, kill the Mother's babies, and lay it's own eggs. 

The invasive, preditory, parasitic nature of these communist-Socialists who have invaded The Democrat Party establishment act in MUCH the same way. Here to explain this is our new wildlife correspondent Marlon Perkins, host of Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom:

Thank you, RedSquirrel. Today on Mutual of Omaha's Wild KIngdom, we study the strange and terrible habits of The Socialist Democrat Cuckoos of North America.

This preditory, parasitic species have been laying it's eggs in the nests of the ESTABLISHMENT DEMOCRAT NESTS. Three extremist-communists have defeated Democrat establishment birds in recent New York Democrat primaries.

They replicate the call of the red-green Mamdani bird, tickling the ears of angry college grad bolchevik parasites, who respond by voting for the takeover of THE NEST.

Most of these communist voters come from various countries hostile to America. Many are second-generation immigrants, INDOCTRINATED TO attack America on American universities. These Communsit Democrat Cuckoos attack and seek the destruction of the nest, and hunt for The Great American Orange Trumpucanis Maga.

Many of these communist Democrat cuckoos have been laying their eggs on American college universities for generations. There, the young cuckoos are taught and groomed to attack even more nests. They attack Jews, capitalists, and engage in class-warfare against more productive species..

Here is my assistant Jim. He has gotten too close to a nest of mahammadon cuckoos, and now he's being attacked. The cuckoos think he might be a Jew or a capitalist because he has a light complection. GET OUT OF THERE, JIM!!!!

The other birds in this ecosystem are ''makers'' and the communist Democrat cuckoos are ''takers''. Now, the nest taken over by the cuckoos has shrunk, and is falling apart. The cuckoos look for more nests to use BECAUSE THEY DO NOT KNOW HOW TO BUILD A NEST THEMSELVES.. The Mamdani bird has promised free worms for everyone, but his flock of cuckoos will have to fend for themselves soon.

The Mamdani bird has tried to raise the taxes on the top 10% of the most productive species, but they have flown away to Florida and Texas. Soon, The Socialist-Democrat Cuckoo may go the way of The Dodo.

Well, that's it for this week's Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom. I am Marlon Perkins. See you  next week.

It's Called Summer: An Andy Rooney Commentary

Andy Rooney is here to remind us that Summer is SUPPOSED TO BE HOT:

HEY LOOK, IT'S SUMMER. Some people seem to be SURPRISED by this, like the newscasters telling us to hydrate yourself and stay inside if it's too hot for you. It gets hot this time of year, EVERY YEAR. It's JULY!!!

Here in America, we LOVE OUR FREEDOM AS WELL AS OUR AIR CONDITIONING. On The Fourth of JULY we celebrate our Independence Day. We have barbeques in the hot July sun, then enjoy some simulated warfare FIREWORKS at night. Most of us are too busy enjoying our blessings to bitch about ''Global Climate Change'' or ''emissions''.

Some people hate us because of our A/C, like those silly socialist surrender monkeys in France. They blame air conditioners for everybody dying from heat-stroke over in Europe. YES, These silly scammers blame us for THEIR WEATHER. MON DIEU!!!

Paris Deputy Mayor Audrey Pulvar blames America for the miserables de LaHeate, as the governments in Europe are deliberatly keeping their people hot and miserable in order to make their population grumble even more about it, and they can then demonize the countries that offer THE BLESSING of air conditioning. 

She blames America for France's weather problem, but looking at this picture of her, I have to wonder ''who should she blame for that ridiculous hair helmet''?

I don't care what the French say. I think that AIR CONDITIONING is one of THE GREATEST INVENTIONS EVER CREATED BY MAN! VIVE LE A/C!!!

Damned If Trump Does, Damned If Trump Doesn't

The America-hating, Anti-Semite Communist-Democrats are getting away with rampant crime and corruption at the same time they incessantly condemn EVERYTHING THAT PRESIDENT TRUMP DOES......OR DOESN'T DO.

The President thinks that the Shiite mullahs ruling Iran are readying nukes and threatening the world with nuclear annihilation (Their national motto is ''Death To America''), so he goes into action and does what EVERY president has said should have been done FOR THE LAST 47 YEARS. He smashed their war capabilities, and the negative nabob Democrats condemn him. 

he brought the hostilites to an end (for now) and tried to make nice with these psychopaths, and THE DEMOCRATS AND THEIR ALLIES IN THE MEDIA ARE CONDEMNING HIM FOR THAT. They openly support the murderous Iranian Shiite regime, hoping that the Mullahs can make Trump ''look bad'' .  They really don't care if President Trump defends us or tries to make a deal with our enemies. They just hate his guts.

Damned if Trump does, Damned if Trump doesn't.

The Democrats condemn Trump's attempts to improve or create a new The White House Ballroom, and his work on The Wading Pool next to The Lincoln Memorial. They acr as if everything The President does IS A SCANDAL Their TDS lunatic supporters vandalize the wading pool, but the Dems blame HIM FOR THE DAMAGE. 

Damned if Trump does, Damned if Trump Doesn't.

The ''No-Kings'' protestors-rioters call The President ''a NAZI'', YET THEY THROW THEIR SUPPORT BEHIND SENATORIAL CANDIDATE GRAHAM PLATNER, WHO HAS A NAZI S.S. TAT ON HIS CHEST. Damned if Trump does, Damned if Trump doesn't.

The Democrats file one twisted, bogus  criminal attack AFTER ANOTHER against Trump. They try to send him away for 700+ years, and try to destroy his family, his associates and supporters while they steal and defraud the taxpayers of everything that isn't nailed down. They impeached him twice during his first term, then impeached him even after He left office IN 2021. They hate him because he has tipped over their corruption applecart, but mostly,TO BE REAL,  they hate him just because he won the 2024 Presidential Election.

Maybe they hate him because Democrats are hateful, spiteful douches AND UNBELIEVABLY BAD SPORTS.

The Democrats protect the third world illegal aliens and foreign criminals, and do it for their votes, while Trump tries to protect The American People. Damned if Trump does, Damned if Trump doesn't.

Trump tries to enforce the laws, but the lawless, America-Last Corruptocrats send their brainless protestors out to interfere and ASSAULT the federal ICE agents trying to do their job.

 Incessant hate and vitriol from the Democrats is part of their normal daily political show, yet the idiot leftist media enablers tell President Trump to cool down the rhetoric. Their constant hate inspire regular assassination attempts, but they blame him for the violence.

They hate his guts because he stands up for himself. Democrats believe that their opponents should shut up AND TAKE THE ABUSE. Damned if Trump does, Damned if Trump doesn't.

This Isn't Your Dad's Democrat Party

 

Last night, leftist-extremists were the choice of the anti-Semitic leftist voters promoted by Communist-Anti-Semite NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani. New York has gone over the communist cliff like Thelma And Louise.

Gone are the mainstream liberal Democrats. They have been replaced by Jew-hating, America-hating authoritarian foreigners educated by their communist college professors and muslim mosques. Gone is the party of John F. Kennedy, Thomas ''Tip'' O'Neil and Bill Clinton. They have been replaced with anti-Semitic Marxists like Zohran Mamdani, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, and Ihan Omar.

I remember a time when Republicans and Democrats could battle on a national budget, then behave like adults afterwards. After Congress passed Ronald Reagan's 1981 Budget, Speaker Thomas ''Tip'' O'Neil congratulated The President and wished the best for the country. Now, the dems are so full of hate and TDS they would rather stomp on OUR faces than give the President and the country a victory.

20-30 years ago, there was a Minnesota Senator named Paul Wellstone. He was very liberal, yet NOBODY could imagine him physically threatening his opponents like the current Governor Tim Waltz does outragiously and regularly. Wellstone was never obnoxious OR HATEFUL. He had a kindly disposition, and was very much a happy warrior. Now, the corruptocrat lunatics of the current Democrat Farmer-Labor Party defrauds the state into oblivion AND INSULTS THEIR DEFRAUDED VICTIMS..

30 YEARS AGO, Democrat President Bill Clinton listened to Advisor Dick Morris and followed a THIRD WAY (ALSO KNOWN AS ''TRIANGULATION''), adopting a moderate path popular with Democrats AND Republicans alike. The country got along and we actually had a balanced national budget as well as the passage of Welfare Reform..

I remember when both Republicans and Democrats supported law enforcement. Now Democrat corruptocrats, criminals, communists, crooks, creeps, and cross-dressers treat law enforcement officers like criminals, and side with the lawless. One of the LOONEY winners from last night wants to do away with prisons AS WELL AS THE BORDER. 

The Democratic Party U.S.A. is being replaced by The Democratic Socialists of America. They still are calling themselves ''progressives'' because that's what communists call themselves. They promise everything and deliver nothing, and ruin everything they touch. They promise free groceries and free city bus rides, but deliver poverty and out of control crime.

They are high on D.E.I., USAID, STEALING EVERYTHING THAT ISN'T NAILED DOWN, ANTI-AMERICAN HATE, CORRUPTION, AND FULL OF TDS, but they have NEVER shown that they can actually govern.

This isn't your Dad's Democrat Party.