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Should Justice Amy Coney- Barrett Resign From The Supreme Court? Sheriff Buford T. Justice Shares His Thoughts

Recently, I listened to conservative radio host Mike Gallagher and another conservative discuss whether Supreme Court Justice Amy Coney-Barrett should resign from the Supreme Court because she lives in fear that some psychotic violent leftist will harm her and her family. 

SOME CONSERVATIVES BELIEVE THAT  IT'S BEEN INFLUENCING HER TO SIDE WITH THE LIBERALS ON SOME RECENT CASES.. 

Last week, the SUPREME COURT JUSTICE testified before Congress, asking for more protection from the psychotic lunatic(s) threatening her and other conservatives on The Highest Court in the land. She told the congressional hearing that her child saw her putting on a bullet-proof jacket and HER YOUND ONE asked her Mom why SHE NEEDED THE VEST.

She has voted with the liberal justices more often lately after The Dobbs Decision OVERTURNING ROE VS. WADE, and some conservatives believe she votes with the liberals in order to NOT RAISE THE IRE OF THE ANGRY LEFTIST MOB. 

So, some conservatives would rather see her resign from The Supreme Court. Your bushy-tailed pundit has asked our Law And Order Correspondent, (one of the most highly-respected lawmen in The United States of America), Sheriff Buford T. Justice to weigh in on this matter:

Whatin The Hell is The WORLD COMIN' TO?

Y'Know, I remember the unjust conviction of OFFICER Dereck Chauvin in the so-called''murder'' of THAT TICK TURD George Floyd. Is Judge Coney-Barrett being intimidated jus' like the Chauvin jury was inimidated by the angry leftist mob outside the Hennepin County Courthouse? The green-haired mob hate law enforcement as well as conservative judges, AND THAT'S JUST OLD-FASHIONED, STRAIGHT-UP COMMUNISM!!!!

I think that there should have been National Guard troops protecting Chauvin's rights, but the corrupt lunatics running Minneapolis were willing to let the mob destroy the city AGAIN if Chauvin wasn't convicted. THOSE CORRUPTOCRATS DESERVE A PUNCH RIGHT IN THA MOUTH!!!!!

I think Chief Justice John Roberts was also intimidated by the communist mob, and he wouldn't even consider President Trump's QUESTIONING THE 2020 PRESIDENTIAL RESULTS.  Did Roberts fear even more violence from the angry left ready to burn down the countrry? If I was President, I'D BE THE ONE DOIN' ALL THE INTIMIDATING!!!!!

In EVERY Democrat-ran SHITHOLE, extremely corrupt judges keep setting violent criminals free, and these violent lunatics hurt, rape, and/or murder law-abiding Americans and defraud the taxpayers. Violent illegal aliens violate our laws, and the corrupt, lenient judges harm the public's trust in the court system by LOVE-TAPPING these grotesque criminals on the wrists..

I think that the  government's most important job is to protect the rights of law-abiding Americans, even the Justices of The Supreme Court. When Justice Brett Kavanaugh's life was threatened by a violent leftist psychopath, I think the lunatic in question should have been sent to The Electric Chair. 'The problem is that psychotic, hateful, violent lunatics HAVE NO FEAR  OF the system. WE NEED TO TEACH THESE ASSHOLES A LESSON!!!! THEY ARE IN NEED OF AN ATTENTION GETTER!!!!!!

Recently, domestic terrorists were planning to murder government officials at a DC Press Correspendent's Dinner and another attack at a UFC fight at The White House. These TICK TURDS should be lined up against the wall, and asked if they want a last cigerette and a blindfold. 

PERSONALLY, I'D BARBEQUE THEIR ASSES IN MOLASSAS!!!!

I would take these DANGEROUS LUNATICS back home with me and I would find the TALLLLLLEST tree and hang them!!! When we start teaching these sumbitches respect for the Law, then our honest conservative judges wouldn't be living in fear of these SCUMBUMS!!!!

We need to get serious about protecting our government officials, so of course I think that nice lady Amy Coney-Barrett should get her funding, and I do hope she doesn't resign. Make that BALD asshole Stephen Boasburg resign instead!

I am BUFORD T. JUSTICE, SHERIFF OF MONTAGUE COUNTY, TEXAS

The Democrat's 2026 Navin R. Johnson MId-Term Campaign Strategy

I don't need nobody to win......

i don't need the straight, White Men's vote, and

I don't meed the Black men's vote, and...........

WAITA MINNUT, I need the single woman's vote! THE AWFL's vote!!!!

and that's ALL I NEED. I DON'T NEED ANYBODY ELSE'S VOTE.

I don't need the married Soccer Moms' Vote.....

and I don't need the working poor's vote, OR THE BLUE COLLAR VOTE, and I 

don't need the legal immigrant's vote....

BUT I NEED THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT'S VOTE!!!!

I need single women's vote and the ILLEGAL IMMIGRSNT'S VOTE!!! THAT'S

ALL I NEED!!!! I DON'T NEED ANYBODY ELSE'S VOTE!!!!

OH, WAIT!!!! I NEED THE INDOCTRINATED COLLEGE-AGE COMMUNIST vote, and that's all.

AlI I need is the unmarried woman's vote, the illegal alien's vote, and the college-age Communist vote, and that's ALL I NEED!!!!

I DO NEED THE VOTE COUNTERS CHEATING FOR ME, AND THE CHICOMS AND THE VENEZUELANS RIGGING THE VOTER MACHINES!!!! I NEED THAT!!!!!!!

That's all I need. OH WAIT!!! I need The Muslims......AND THE SATANISTS......AND ALL THE JEW-HATERS!!!! That's all I need,. I DON'T NEED NOTHING ELSE!!!!

That's all I need. I don't need anybody else's vote.

The Navel-Gazing Republican Eeore: ''Oh Shit, I Think We're Losing The Majority''

Poet Charles Bukowski observed that intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence. Likewise, Republicans ALWAYS believe they're going to lose, while Democrats believe they can run a candidate with a NAZI tattoo, publicly fantasize about murdering his opponent's family, import foreign criminals, turn America into a CRIME-RIDDEN, IMPOVERISHED communist hellhole AND WIN!!!

The mid-term elections are happening this year, and many pundits believe that The Republicans will lose the majority in The U.S. House and perhaps even The Senate. Traditionally, n off-year election have been rough for the president's party (The Party In Power), and most leftist pundits have appeared ANNOYINGLY giddy, while most conservative pundits have the look of that downcast donkey from The Winnie the Pooh cartoons. It's ironic is that the donkey has long been the symbol of The Democrat Party.

Here to make his prediction ON THIS NOVEMBER'S MIDTERMS is that downcast Republican donkey, EEORE:

Oh darn, we suck.................

It looks bad for The Republicans. We're gonna lose the majority, and Mike Johnson will have to hand the Speaker's gavel to that Barack Obama wannabee Hakeem Jeffries....Oh no, I can't stand it.

Why would anyone vote for the MOST CONSCIENTIOUS, MODERATE MEMBER OF THE SENATE, MAINE REPUBLICAN SUSAN COLLINS when you can vote for the guy with a NAZI SS tattoo or a candidate WHO DOESN'T KNOW IF HE-SHE IS A MAN OR A WOMAN AND TELLS EVERYBODY THAT HE-SHE HAS A MONTHLY PERIOD OUT HIS COLON????? We're gonna lose that seat., too. Shit.

In Michigan you have a ''progressive'' mohammadon extremist Abdul El-Sayed PROMISING SHARIA LAW running against a Black Republican military officer John James. BLACK REPUBLICANS NEVER WIN!!!!! I think I'm gonna start crying. I'm so depressed.

In Minnesota, you have AN APPEALING moderate Republican Michelle Tafoya  VERSUS DFL ''progressive loons'' Peggy Flanagan or that lesbian Angie Craig who's main claim to fame is that she took part in at least two of the impeachments against President Trump I DON'T THINK THAT Tafoya is nearly progessive  or looney enough to win in Minnesota.

We don't stand a chance. We're gonna lose. I'm gonna slit my wrist.

In Texas, Republican Kenneth Paxton faces off against effeminate leftist weirdo James Talarico. O.K. IT'S TEXAS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. WE WILL PROBABLY  KEEP THAT SEAT.

The Democrats are running communists-socialists and mohammadon extremists who hate the country and think that female athletes should be forced to shower in front of trans-athletes. I wonder HOW are we ever beat these hateful lunatics when we only lead 90-10 on these issues...........

As far as VOTER ID goes, 90% of Republicans support it. 70% of rank-and-file Democrats support it, but the crooked Congress won't pass THE SAVE ACT, and Democrat crooks in Congress call it a violaion of '' voter 'rights''.

All the Democrats have to do is tell their psychotic voters that they HATE TRUMP and we're sure to lose the majority. I'm so depressed. Goodbye, cruel world. We suck.

 

And Now, 'The ''We're All Gonna Die'' Weather Forecast

It's an absolutely Hellish 90 degrees out there . This record-breaking heat is unprecedented in human history, perhaps even WORLD HISTORY, and the government is warning all Americans to stay inside DURING THIS MAJOR HEAT ADVISORY.

If you have any elderly relatives or friends, check in on them to make sure that they HAVE NOT BEEN ROASTED IN THIS JULY OVEN!!!

Here at the station we are hearing reports of Bald Eagles SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTING. If YOU HAVE TO USE AIR CONDITIONING JUST REMEMBER THAT YOUR A/C UNIT MAY BE CONTRIBUTING TO GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE, AND YOU MAY BE KILLING PEOPLE IN FRANCE AND SPAIN.

Also, the use of dirty fossil fuels may cause fires and unhealthy smokey conditions AND WE MAY EXPERIENCE A WEATHER APOCALYPSE OR EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENT THIS WEEKEND!!!

DO NOT GO OUTSIDE FOR ANY REASON. DON'T PLAY BASEBALL OR VOLLYBALL. IF YOU WORK IN CONSTRUCTION, LEAVE WHERE YOU ARE AND THROW YOURSELF INTO THE NEAREST LAKE OR YOU WILL DIE!!!!!

WHEREVER YOU ARE, EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY!!!!! THE SKY IS FALLING!!!!!! THE SKY IS FALLING!!!!!

(Here's a clip of an American experiencing heatstroke, wearing his pants on his head and calling for a taxi in the middle of the desert):

And now for the 3-day forecast......

IF THE WORLD HASN'T ENDED WHERE YOU ARE, IT WILL BE EVEN WORSE TOMORROW ...UNLESS YOU CHOOSE TO ATTEND A COMMUNIST OR PRIDE PARADE WHERE WE'RE EXPECTING A NICE BREEZE!!!

FOR THE REST OF YOU, IT MIGHT REACH 92 OR 93 DEGREES with cancer-causing UV rays beating your head in TO A PULP!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!

What Would Don Imus Be Saying Right Now?

With all of the lunacy happening in the news nowadays, I was wondering what radio legend Don Imus would be saying about it all right now. Here's a condensed version:: 

The Imus In The Morning Radio Show in progress......

(Quack Quack)

Imus: I'm liking that hottie Sophie Cunningham protecting her little buddy Caitlan Clarke from the nappy-headed hoes ROUGHING HER UP, and did you see her POINTING at the other player? I thought she was jost showing the illegal aliens and America-hating commies ''THE DOOR'' (Frank McCord laughs)......

(Everyone in the studio yells ''WE LOVE YOU, SOPHIE!!!!!'' in unison.)

Imus: So, we had an election in New York, and the STUPID voters elected that communist Islamo-NAZI BIGOT Zohran Mamdani. I'm a rich White Guy and HAD TO LEAVE THE CITY, so now we're in exhile here in SANTA FE, NEW MEXICO, and I'm hanging out with my brother Fred and  my wife Diedre Coleman Imus here at the ranch.

(Bernard McGirk); Has Mayor Mamdani opened up those government-ran grocery stores he was promising his retarded voters? They should be standing in line for toilet paper any day now.

Did you hear that bigot douche re-drew the immigrant map showing the enclaves and he erased the Jewish, Irish, and Italian  neighborhoods?

(BERNARD MCGIRK BRISTLES): THAT RACIST (QUACK)-HOLE!!!!! (Imus laughs).

Imus: I think there will be a street war between The Mohammadons and The Communists versus The Gambini's any day now, and I'm rooting for The Gambini's.....(QUACK QUACK)

In other news, I AM SO DISAPPOINTED that NAZI (QUACK) HOLE GRAHAM PLATNER dropped out of that SENATE race in Maine. Platner would have been SO GOOD FOR THIS SHOW!!!! HE COULD HAVE GIVEN US SO MUCH MATERIAL!!! (laughs)

He could still be in that race if he just announced his conversion to Islam. Mohammadons are EXPECTED to act like pigs around women. He could just say if he raped those women he was just OBEYING THEIR IMAGINARY MOON IDOL ALLAH!

Oh, did you see that braindead whackjob Sunny Hostin on ''The View''? SHE said that she saw all the American flags during The Independence Day weekend and she was afraid?

(Bernard McGirk): Why, is she a communist spy?

Imus: All the looney idiots call you an ''Islamophobe'' if you don't want your wife stoned to death, and your daughter raped and murdered. What do you even CALL SOMEONE WHO HAS AN UNNATURAL FEAR OF AN AMERICAN FLAG????? GET A GRIP, GIRL!!!!!

Have you seen Secretary of State Marco Rubio? He has like 7 or 8 jobs now. He's even babysitting for Trump Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt's new baby.

....And now, it's the top of the hour news, here's our very own Charles McCord. Good Morning, Chuck)

CHARLES MCCORD: GOOD MORNING, I-MAN. In overnight news, President Trump ordered another round of bombings on Iranian military infrastructure........(The producer pops a cassette of THE GAP BAND ''YOU DROPPED THE BOMB ON ME''  into the tape deck)

(CHARLES MCCORD READS THE MORNING NEWS)

Imus: Is the GAYTOLLAH ALIVE????

Bernard: Why, are you missing your bae?

Imus: Shut up, you bald-headed bastard.(laughing) Shut up or I'll beat you like a rented mule. (EVERYONE IN THE STUDIO LAUGHS)

Give Hate A Chance

In 1992, conservative writer P.J. O'Roarke (pictured) wrote a book ''Give War A Chance'', a satiracal look at war and peace. The title was an ironic twist on the title of the John Lennon song ''Give Peace A Chance''.

Your bushy-tailed pundit would like to twist this idea even deeper. I think that in order to conserve and save our great country as well as Western Civilization as a whole, we should GIVE HATE A CHANCE.

Many people equate ''hate'' with ''racism'', and that I am somehow calling for roving bands of lunatics with white bedsheets over our heads, burning crosses. I am calling for The American People to have the common sense and wisdom to call EVIL out when it happens. Jesus Christ hated the money-changers turning his place of worship into a place for Godless commerce. Also, The Allies wouldn't have EVER won World War 2 without us BEING ABLE TO HATE OUR ENEMIES.  They were despotic and evil, and we were able to beat their asses.

If you ever have a chance to watch WW2-era propaganda, it is quite SHOCKING to our modern sensibilites, as our leaders referred to the Japanese as ''TOJOs'' and ''Japs''.

Now, didn't Jesus also say he hated ''LIARS''? Ah, there it is, PROVERBS 12:22. I think this still applies, like when communists and Toxic Empaths call themselves ''Democrats''.

In the last decade, we've discovered the terrible theft and fraud involving The CORRUPT Minnesota D.F.L. and their ROTTEN Somali supporters. Whistleblowers who warned us of this INJUSTICE were called ''racists''. Their lives were wrecked by the insanely corrupt D.F.L. 

I am calling on ALL rank-and-file Minnesota Democrats to admit their party has turned into a crime orgamization and HIDEOUS HATE GROUP. ALL DEMS CURRENTLY IN POWER SHOULD BE VOTED OUT AND MANY OF THEM BELONG IN PRISON.

Third-World corruptocrats like Minnesota Representative Ilhan Omar call us ''racists'' for protesting this theft. I suggest we should HATE HER NON-STOP B.S. BECAUSE SHE AND THOSE LIKE HER CAME INTO OUR mostly white COUNTRY AND STOLE FROM US. THEY ARE THE RACISTS!

Have you noticed that RACE HUSTLERS DEMONIZE White Americans even for sins from the distant past, while leftist LUNATICS HAVE MADE STRAIGHT ,WHITE CONSERVATIVE MEN THE MOST DEMONIZED AND DESCRIMINATED SEGMENT OF OUR SOCIETY? I SAY WE REJECT THE LEFTIST'S PROPAGANDA AND THAT REAL DIVERSITY MEANS ''ALL OF US''.

Instead of allowing this corrupt LUNACY, we should be throwing these foreign criminal thugs into prison and DEPORTING THEIR CLANS BACK TO THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM.

Moslems come into Western countries, and expect us TO ADOPT THEIR EVIL, ROTTEN WORLDVIEW, COMPLETE WITH THE ABUSE OF WOMEN, CHILD RAPE, and all the other horrors of what they call ''SHARIA LAW.'' I think that no Moslem should be allowed within 3,000 miles of ANY White-majority, Western democracy. I BET YOU THINK THAT TOO, BUT YOU'VE BEEN intimidated AND BAMBOOZLED BY THE REAL HATERS.

When you resist their INBRED lunacy, they call you an ''Islamophobe''. They will call you one even if you submit to their hateful, weird worldview and practices, SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL FIGHT BACK, RIGHT? HATING the Mohammadons AND THEIR SHITTY WORLDVIEW could VERY WELL save Western civilization.

By the way, I don't hate and want to banish ALL MOSLEMS. I think that former Minnesota Vikings Wide Reciever Ahmad Rashad is probably a pretty good guy and so he can stay.

I also DON'T HATE ANYONE WILLING TO LEAVE ME AND OUR FREEDOMS ALONE.  I just want the DOMINEERING, BULLYING, MURDEROUS mohammadons and the America-hating communists thrown out of the country.

I think that every college with communist, America-hating professors should be investigated., and any college with a professor who took to Twitter/X and celebrated the murder of Charlie Kirk should lose their taxpayer funding. THEY SHOULD BE HATED AND REVILED AND THESE EVIL, HATEFUL FREAKS SHOULD BE PUBLICLY SHAMED AND RELENTLESSLY MOCKED. They are destroying the country, and rotting the souls of our young people.

ALL I'M SAYING IS ''GIVE HATE A CHANCE.'' We may be saving our civilization.