HEADLINE: RACIST, ANTI-SEMITIC COMMUNIST NY MAYOR MAMDANI RE-DRAWS IMMIGRANT MAP, ERASING JEWISH, IRISH AND ITALIAN NEIGHBORHOODS

 

This city belongs to foreigners, Takers, Mohammadons, and Communists now! Whites and Capitalists should leave. (I will still tax you even if you no longer reside in OUR CITY!)

And Now, A Message From The Pathological Democrat Liars Of America

Democrats are hateful, dishonest lunatics, and they ruin cities, states, and entire countries. They spend all their time robbing the taxpayers and lying their asses off. They lie about THEIR OWN RECORD, accusing their enemies of what they themselves are guilty off. 

Most Democrats would sell their families to the communists and militant mohammadons and accept shariah law if they thought it meant that they could somehow feed their insatiable lust for power.

They lie about America's history, they call our humanity into question, they politicize EVERY aspect of life, and almost no one can escape their ultra-aggressive, insane, constant LYING: Here to address this is The Spokesman of The Pathological Democrat Liars of America:

Hi, I am Tommy Flanangan. I'm related to Minnesota Lieutenant Governor and Senatorial candidate Peggy Flanagan. In fact, I'm her........Her TWIN BROTHER!! Yeah, That's the ticket!!!

Just remember, ''Nobody is illegal on stolen land''. America was BUILT by UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANTS....AND SOMALIS!! IT'S THE WHITE MAN WHO CAME ILLEGALLY, AND STOLE ALL THE LAND.....AND THEY'RE THE ONES WHO SHOULD BE DEPORTED!!! 

Thomas Jefferson STOLE THE LOUSIANA PURCHASE FROM THE NAVAJOS...Yeah, That's the ticket! A...AND TEDDY ROOSEVELT stole Alaska from the Eskimoes.  Peter Minuet STOLE MANHATTAN FROM THE NATIVE AMERICANS with blankets full of tubercalosis AND OUR LORD AND SAVIOR ZOHRAN MAMDANI RE-BUILT The New York skyline. Yeah, THAT'S THE TICKET!!!

''The Republicans want to ban books, while WE DEMOCRATS want to ban HUNGER!!!''

Just like my hero, Governor of Minnesota, Tim Walz. says. You rotten Republicans want to ban SO-CALLED age-inappropriate pornography from elementary schools. How will all the 10-year-old trans activists in the government elementary schools even know if they are a boy or a girl or if they like boys or girls without these books to learn from????? Without pornography, HOW WILL KIDS LEARN TO READ??? HOW?????

 It was Democrats who introduced The ''FEEDING OUR FUTURE'' program as a government Covid-rea program ''designed'' to feed hungry Americans.In Minnesota, KIDZZZ WERE STARVING JUST LIKE THEY WERE IN 1985 ETHIOPIA BECAUSE OF THOSE DASTARDLY REPUBLICANS!!!

 I AM HAPPY TO SAY THAT DOZENS OF SOMALIS WILL NOT GO HUNGRY BECAUSE OF THE FEEDING OUR FUTURE PROGRAM.!!!!  IN FACT, MANY SOMALIS ARE ABLE TO PURCHASE LUXURY HOMES AND AUTOMOBILES BECAUSE OF THIS PROGRAM!!! Yeah, That's the ticket!!!!

This week, New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani's wife said that Mother Mary, Jesus's mother was an ''UNDOCUMENTED  MIGRANT AND A PALESTINIAN! In fact, Jesus was a Hamas COMMANDER!!! Yeah, that's the ticket! A,,,,AND HE BE=HEADED BABIES AND RAPED 14 YEAR OLD JEWISH GIRLS DURING THE INVASION OF OCTOBER 7, 2023........B.C.!!!!!

YEAH......THAT'S THE TICKET!!!!!!

Finally, that NAZI KING Trump AND HIS ICE GESTAPO KIDNAP UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANTS AND MURDER THE PROTESTORS.....JUST BECAUSE THAT ANGEL RENEE GOOD TRIED TO RUN ONE OF THEM OVER!!!! THAT'S NO EXCUSE!!!!!!!!! SHE WAS MURDERED BECAUSE SHE RESISTED THE FASCISTS AND RACIST ADMINISTRATION!!!!!

YEAH.....THAT'S THE TICKET!!!!

If We Republicans Acted Like Democrats We Would Be (And Should Be) Ashamed Of Ourselves

This week, members of The (Masked) Patriot Front, a group of liberal idiots masquerading as White Nationalists, boarded a DC Metro train in their sunglasses, masks, and tan khakis, and ''surrounded'' a lone Black female rider.

There was a photographer from Reuters on the scene to capture the performative stupidity, and the hosts on CNN and MSNOW had trouble breathing as they expressed their ''terror'' at the image of this silly, fake stunt. They compared the Black female to Rosa Parks, and nobody at CNN informed their misinformed viewers that this was very LIKELY a performance from the threatrical wing of The Southern Poverty Law Center. 

The SPLC was RECENTLY caugtht fraudulently throwing millions of taxpayer dollars pulling racist stunts so they ''could fight racism.'' This scene on the train must have been the latest performance starring these ''right-wing thespians''. Instead of admitting what this really was, all the Trump-hating yapping liberal parrots said this picture is ''TRUMP'S AMERICA''.  Leftist activist Brian Krassenstein even tweeted ''This photo should win the Pulitzer.''

ULP, I just threw up a little.

Leftists are ALWAYS putting on custumes and acting like the ultra-obnoxious version of what they think their enemies are. Tim Walz and LEFTIST SNOB John Kerrey put-on their Elmer Fudd costume when they want to come across like ''regular guys''. Some creeps dress like drag queens, offending any NORMAL, REAL woman. These masked Patriot Front douches dress in sunglasses, masks, and tan khaki pants and march around like Ku Klux Klan rejects. TAKE OFF THE MASKS, YOU COWARDS!

For the left, EVERY DAY is Halloween.

Have you EVER seen current House Speaker Mike Johnson or ANY Republican put on a Democrat costume and act like lunatic morons? If ANY Republican EVER did this, he or she would be primaried out of office and universally shunnned. If we Republicans ever acted like Democrat-Socialists we would be (and should be) ashamed of ourselves.

There is A BIG DIFFERENCE between ICE AGENTS WEARING MASKS and THE MASKED PATRIOT FRONT. ICE AGENTS HAVE TO wear masks because dangerous LEFTIST protestors will DOXX and threaten their families if these federal agents are identified.

To appeal to ''EVERYDAY, NORMAL'' MALE VOTERS, the Dems recruited Graham Platner to run against Maine's ultra-moderate Senator Susan Collins. Platner has a NAZI tattoo on his chest, and has a long history of ACTING LIKE A PIG AROUND WOMEN. This is how The Democrats plan to appeal to ''NORMAL, EVERYDAY'' MALE VOTERS? 

Democrat strategists must think it's a bad idea to educate or inform the voters,  just put on ANOTHER BIG, SILLY SHOW. Will The Democrats EVER end this silliness? Don't hold your breath. 

SPORTS: BELGIUM BEATS USA 4-1 IN NO-HANDS, KICK HOCKEY (TRUMP BLAMED FOR LOSS)

 

Ralph Wiggum: The Supreme Court's Majority Decision On Birthright Citizenship Is Nice!

LAST WEEK was a bad week in the history of what's left of our country, as The Supreme Court DECIDED to liberalize Birthright Citizenshiup laws.  Ruling against a President Trump executive order, THE HIGH COURT RULED THAT anyone can enter the country to give birth, even ChiCom operatives and illegal immigrants.

NOW, You don't have to be the least bit loyal to America or know anything about being an American citizen.  You can just use this country for purposes of birth tourism, and ANYONE can plan a week's vacation to give birth while they're here. The baby is AUTOMATICALLY a legal American citizen. 

Here to give his opinion on this decision is our resident liberal legal expert, Springfield's resident legal scholar, Ralph Wiggum:

Oh no, I got a crayon stuck in my nose!

It was NICE for The Supreme Court to let babies of undocumented immigrants become Americans, as they decided to let the WHOLE WORLD STAY, especially if they want FREE STUFF. MY FAVORITE SUPREME COURT JUSTICE Kitangi Brown-Jackson, along with Rooter Sotorooter, Kegel, Roberts, the high school rapist Kavanaugh and the Pope's Mom Barrett ruled for the majority. Uncle Tom Clarence Thomas, Alito, and Gollum ruled for the meanies.

Oh darn, I just swallowed some paste. MY TONGUE IS STUCK!!!! MY TONGUE IS STUCK!!!!!

Now, your baby doesn't have to do all that PAPERWORK to be an American! 130,000,000 Americans can't read, so what's another 20,000,000? It's unpossible to pass a high school English test if you don't even know English, so why punish a baby before he or she can even LEARN to speak?

WE ARE AFRAID OF ICE. IT IS SLIPPERY, MEAN AND DANGEROUS STRANGER DANGER!!!! THE TRUMP MEANIES PUT UNDOCUMENTED BABIES IN CAGES!!!!! I SAW AOC CRYING ON THE VIEW!!! INOW I'M SCARED OF THAT SONG ICE ICE BABY!!!!

It is UNCONSCIONABLE that 3 of the justices tried to take birthrights away from babies. That's not very welcoming! Some people are complaining about birth tourism. Is it ANYBODY'S BUSINESS IF YOU WANT TO HAVE A BABY WHILE YOU'RE ON VACATION????

I think it was my hero Governor Tampon Tim who said ''One man's ILLEGAL ALIEN is another man's NEIGHBOR.''

That's it for now. Darn, I just stapled by head to my shoulder.

HEADLINE: HORROR WRITER / MAINE RESIDENT STEPHEN KING HOPES CANDIDATE PLATNER STAYS IN SENATE RACE

 

Graham Platner Saves His Candidacy By Announcing His Conversion To Islam

Embattled Maine Democrat Senatorial Candidate Graham Platner has announced his conversion to Islam, saving his candidacy. As a Muslim observing the female abuse-rape-forced child marriage tenants in Shariah law, recent credible sexual assault accusations have SUDDENLY become a CAMPAIGN BOOST.

PLATNER CAN NOW SAY HE'S JUST BEING OBEDIENT TO ALLAH, and finds his popularity almost DOUBLE among TRUMP-HATING FEMALE DEMOCRATS. 

Many anti-Semitic lunatic mohammadons like Hassan Piker are excited to throw their support behind Platner, but Piker is still watchful of his commitment to the cause of replacing a Constitutional Republic with an Islamic-Communist Dictatorship.

Soon, there could be SCORES OF Palestian flags and signs reading ''Susan Collins, We're Coming For You Next'' ''From The River To The Sea'', and 'Behead Collins'' at Graham Platner rallies.

Many Muslim voters already find Platner's SS TOTENKOPF chest tattoo quite attractiuve. His enemies are their enemies, therefore, Platner has friends among Jew-hating Muslims AND COLLEGE GRADUATES. They see no real controversy with the tattoo. 

Still, Platner still has work ahead. He needs to grow a beard, or some Muslim leaders may think that he looks too much like a woman. He also has to put his wife in a Hijab and beat her if she disobeys him. Many Democrats and Muslims agree with Platner that it's the woman's fault if she is raped, and if you accuse a Muslim of AMY crime it's only because you're a RACIST.

With Platner's conversion to Islam, Senator Bernie Sanders and several other DC Democrats of The Red-Green COALITION are thinking about renewing their support. Still, they may need to step up their voter fraud operation in Maine to win in November.