A couple weeks ago, new ''60 Minutes'' producer Bari Weiss HAD THE NERRRRRVE of meeting with the program's staff. During this meeting, corresepondent Scott Pelley blew a gasket when Weiss offered some constructive criticism, and was fired.
Here to give his side of this development is Pelley the Great:
Bari Weiss KNOWS NOT how to tell a story on TELLYVISION. She wouldn't know when to give me my CLOSE-UP AS I LOWER MY GLASSES ON THE TIP OF MY NOSE!!! She is simply an AFFRONT to ALL OF US JOURNALISTS AT ''60 MINUTES''!!!
Being FIRED WAS LIKE HAVING MY SPOUSE MURRRRRRDERRRRED RIGHT IN FRONT OF MOI!!!! BARI WEISS, THOUEST INSULTED ME!!!!
I 'LL HAVE BARI WEISS KNOW THAT I HAVE SERRRRRRRVED IN COMBAT, REGAILING MY TV AUDIENCE OF MY SUPERIOR NEWZZZZ COVERAGE IN FARAWAY LANDZZZZZ!!!!!!
EXCUZZZZE ME, BUT DO YEWW HAVE GREY POUPON????
That KNOW-NOTHING BARI WEISS HAD THE NERVVVVE OF ASKING MOI WHY SOME VIEWERS WOULD THINK THAT I SHOW A BIAS IN MY REPORTAGGGE!!!!!!! THE NERVVVVVVVVVE!!!!!!
I AM BEYOND REPROACH!!!!! I AM NOT JUST ANOTHER ARROGANT, POMPOUS TWIT, AND I REFUUUUUSE TO BE TREATED AS SUCH!!!!!
I AM Scott Pelley, Journalist Extraordinaire
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