RSR'S WORD OF THE DAY: PHILANTHROPATH

 philanthropath (n.)

Defination: a psychopath who masquerades as a philanthropist.

                                      George Soros

                                                            Bill Gates                                                                 

RSR EXCLUSIVE: TUCKER CARLSON. PODCASTER OR POD PERSON?

Just a couple years ago political pundits like Tucker Carlson and Candice Owens were highly popular among conservatives. Carlson was the host of a highly-rated show on FOXNEWS before moving on to his successful podcast on Twitter/X and fans of Candice Owens were openly considering her a potential presidential candidate.

Megyn Kelley was a popular host on FOXNEWS and Steve Bannon was a Trump presidential campaign strategist but then he was fired. There seems to be some sort of falling out with these two and supporters of the president.

Now, it seems like Tucker Carlson and many other popular conservatives are coming out as anti-Semitic and the Candice Owens crowd are accusing The Trump Administration of working for The Israeli Government.  On GAB, offensive anti-Semitic cartoons featuring repulsive hook-nosed Joos are everywhere and I recently saw a cartoon of Israeli President Benjamin Netanyahu taking President Trump for a walk with our president on a leash.

What is going on here?

Some time between the start of Carlson's X/Twitter program and now, SOMETHING WIERD happened, and our investigative reporters at RSR want to find out what it is. 

Our I-team have found evidence that the person we once knew as Tucker Carlson has ceased to exist and a pod person has taken his place, much like in the horror movie ''Invasion Of The Body Snatchers''.

It is also quite possible that Tucker Carlson is just an attention-grabbing media whore who uses his podcast to anger conservatives because that would give him more liberal viewers.

It is ALSO possible that he believes that he is just an honest reporter of facts and we all have our heads up our asses. Or maybe WE are the pod people, and that the traditional conservative media have always been pro-Jew propagandists. Are we supposed to believe the holocaust deniers? Was the moonlanding in 1969 just a big staged lie? Is Trump hiding The Epstein Files???

We know that on April 24, 2023, FOXNEWS ANNOUNCED IT'S DECISION TO PART WAYS WITH CARLSON. The abrupt departure coming less than a week after the cable news channel settled a $787.5 million defamation lawsuit with Dominion Voting Systems. He began his highly successful program on X/Twitter soon afterwards.

If you listen to conservative radio and TV host Mark Levin, Tucker Carlson is a scummy anti-Semitic low-life. I am a conservative who admired and liked Carlson and watched clips of him on YouTube just a couple years ago. WHAT HAPPENED???

Here's something I've recently considered. Do you remember when newly-elected Florida Congressman Joe Scarborough disappeared after he was elected in 1994 as part of The Gingrich Revolution, only to become a leftist media tool as host of MSNBC's ''Morning Joe''? In 2011, Your bushy-tailed reporter suggested the possibility that Representative Scarborough too may have been replaced by a pod person.

Most people are immature, stupid, and liberal when they are young, then become wiser and more mature later in their life. Why would Scarborough be part of the brilliant Republican revolution led by intellectual giant Newt Gingrich that balamced the county's budget, ONLY THEN to be part of the awful cable channel that hired horrendous , haleful leftists like Joy Reid? 

It's very difficult to believe that the ''Morning Joe'' host was the same person as the conservative Florida congressman even though the two men look identical to one another. It's reasonable to believe that the TV show host is a pod person sent to replace the conservative congressman.

We will  keep working on this story. Until then, we warn all of our readers to stay away from anyone who looks like Tucker Carlson, and don't be TOO shocked if one of these days, he appears on TV or Twitter/X and suddenly goes from this:

                                                 ......to THIS.

IDEA: Replace Colbert With L.A. Mayoral Race Reality TV Show

Dear CBS,

RE: MY PITCH

First of all, THANK YOU for firing that Trump-hating, no-ratings douche Steven Colbert. You may be wondering what new show can be a suitable replacement for The Late Show.

How about turning the 2026 Los Angeles mayoral race into a reality show? Spencer Pratt, former star of ''The Hills'' has made this race very interesting  exposing the corruption and incompetence of current communist Mayor Karen Bass.

The viewers can call a 1-801 phone number to vote for their favorite candidate, much like viewers did on ''American Idol.''

Even AFTER the election, we can follow Mr. Pratt (win or lose) in his efforts to make Los Angeles a better, more decent place to live. If current Communist Mayor Bass wins, you can show her efforts to turn Los Angeles into a Hellhole dominated by homeless drug zombies, illegal aliens, corrupt grifters, and beleaguered Palisade residents tearing their hair out waiting for help to rebuild their burned homes.

You should assign some GOTCHA!!! reporters from ''60 MInutes'' to follow Mayor Bass around with microphones in her face, demanding that she explain herself. Perhaps one of your reporters can ask her why she took a trip to Ghana as Palisades went up in flames.

I think this proposed program would garner terrific ratings. Thank you for your consideration.

Best regards,

Red J. Squirrel, Twin Cities blogger.

HEADLINE: FEEDING OUR FUTURE ''RINGLEADER'' BOCK SENTENCED TO 41 YEARS IN PRISON

Feeding Our Future  FRAUD SCHEME RINGLEADER Aimee Bock was sentenced to 41 years (500 months) in prison. 

(3 years for defrauding the taxpayers and 38 more years because she's White).  

Chances are, that if she was a Somali she would've gotten just a slap on the wrist. You know how those corrupt, leftist judges in Minneapolis are.

Welcome To The Democrat's ''Moderate'' Masquerade Party

Hello, my dahlings, this is your HIGH SOCIETY REPORTER, GROANAND BEARITT, and I am here at The Democrat ''Moderate'' Masquerade Party!! Many of the guests are communists and criminals masquerading as ''moderate public servants.'' The guests are entering the ballroom!

Tonight we celebrate The Democrat's sneakiness and duplicity and their williness to lie their asses off as thry campaign . Most of them run as reasonable moderates, and THEN after fooling their idiot voters, govern like the communists, corruptocrats, criminals, crooks, creeps, and cross-dressers that they are!!!

......And here comes new Virginia Governor, Abigail Spannberger in her ''moderate mom'' mask. She ran as a moderate, and now the new governor is governing like a leftist lunatic! 

....and look over there! Here's rustic chic Minnesota Governor and ''fraud-fighter'', Tampon Timmy Walz in his FASHIONABLE, folksey Elmer FUDD RED PLAID HUNTING SHIRT. He ran as a MODERATE DEMOCRAT IN 2018,  AND THEN wasted an $18-billion surplus, pushed through an abortion law that would make Moloch proud, AND  gave the state away to his corrupt CRIMINAL Somali supporters!!!! 

AFTER DOING ALL THAT,  HE added insult to injury by introducing a new state flag that looks like the flag of Somalia!!!! Smile for the camera, Tampon!

Some notable Democrats couldn't make it to the Democrat's ''Moderate'' Masquerade Party tonight. The members of THE SQUAD, Ilhan Omar of Minnesota, Rashida Tlaib of Michigan, and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of New York wear NO moderate mask, blatantly and consistantly showing their hatred for America and The Free Market!

Look who just arrived! It's Communist Mohammadon New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani in his giant Smiling Commie mask! He promised free transportation, free rent, and free groceries, but now everyone knows that he was just lying! He just wants to punish the rich and give the city away to extremist Muslims!

LOOK OVER THERE! It's Massachussetts Socialist Senator Elizabeth Warren in her Indian costume hobknobbing with several representatives of the ''civil rights organization'' Southern Poverty Law Center who have arrived with white bed sheets over their heads!

Over there at the punchbowl we see Maine senatorial candidate Graham Platner.wearing a shirt that hides the large nazi tatoo on his chest.

We will keep this party going until their idiot voters stop rewarding this b.s.! Ta ta!!!!!

FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS: WE'RE LOSING THE WAR IN IRAN BECAUSE I'M PAYING MORE AT THE PUMP!!!

  

 TRUMP WIPED OUT THE MULLAHS IN IRAN

AND DESTROYED THEIR MILITARY

I HAVE TO PAY MORE FOR A GALLON OF GAS

 

HEADLINE: VIRGINIA DEMOCRAT GERRYMANDERING SCHEME BLOWS UP IN THEIR FACE