PARODY SONG ALERT: MARTINA MCBRIDE WON'T BE SINGING ''INDEPENDENCE DAY'' AT AMERICA'S 250 FREEDOM CELEBRATION

Country singer Martina McBride will not be singing her hit ''Independence Day'' at America's 250th Freedom Celebration event in Washington DC. The country singer sent out an Istagram and said she views the program as ''linked'' to President Trump, so she pulled out.

Some other artists, like Poison's Bret Michaels and The Commodors, also cancelled. Michaels said he feared for his safety.

Here she is to explain her decision not to sing at the Freedom event at The National Mall is the Country songstress:

Well, I sang at the Obama White House

but Trump has me feeling worried and weak

My fans expect me to sing at America's birthday 

but I won't for those right-wing MAGA freaks

I got a call to come sing at The Mall

The show's been politicized and so I refuse to play

I will not sing for the ''Right-wing King''

I won't be singing Independence Day

If Reverend Al or one of his pals asked me

I would sing at Juneteenth instead

For BLM I would sing or ICE protests

but not a sea of hats MAGA red

You might think that I'm woke and you're starting to joke

because I decided not to play

You think I'm a fool just a Democrat tool

I won't be there to sing Independence Day

(Chorus)

No, I WON'T SING

for the Orange-haired king

I hope the country fans don't

hold it against me

I won't sing this song

Sing for the right-wing ding-dongs

NO to our National birthday

My band won't play 

I won't sing Independence Day

I won't be there to sing at Trump's national state fair

I refuse to sing or to strum

You might think it's lame, so don't curse my name

because I will refuse to come

I won't sing for that right winger Trump

I don't care what you have to say

I will not put on a red MAGA hat

and I will not be singing ''Independence Day''

(Chorus)

No, I won't sing

for the Orange-haired king

I hope the country music fans

don't hold it against me

I will not sing my songs

for the right-wing ding-dongs

No, I will not play

My fans will be dismayed

I won't sing Independence Day

My fans will be deeply dismayed

I won't be singing Independence Day

I wish Trump would just go away

I'm not singing ''Independence Day''

TOP TEN WAYS MAINE DEMOCRAT SENATE CANDIDATE GRAHAM PLATNER CAN BE AN EVEN BIGGER ASSHOLE

Moderate Republican Senator Susan Collins is seeking her 6th term as the Senior Senator from the State of Maine. It looks like her Democrat opponent will be newcomer Graham Platner, who has a NAZI SS Totenkopf tattoo on his chest. 

Apparently, a NAZI tattoo is not a deal breaker for many Maine Democrats. The former Marine also insults other veterans, including deceased American Sniper Chris Kyle. Socialist-Democrats Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders think he's a solid candidate. 

iT LOOKS LIKE the state Democrat party cannot find another candidate WITHOUT a NAZI SS Totenkopf tattoo anywhere in Maine.

Does anyone know his thoughts on important issues like tax policy, the border, or how to improve the AFFORDABILITY of life for middle class Maine residents? It looks like The ONLY thing that matters to DEMOCRATS is 'HOW MUCH DO YOU HATE PRESIDENT TRUMP'? 

Remember when 2025 when Virginia Democrat candidate Jay Jones WON after suggesting he would like to KILL his opponent and his family? I don't think his voters even CARED WHAT HE WOULD DO AFTER BEING elected Virginia's Attorney General. All that mattered to looney Democrat voters is that he is a HATEFUL, BOMB-THROWING ASSHOLE. 

Is there enough Trump Derangement Syndrome CASES TO CARRY CANDIDATE GRAHAM PLATNER TO VICTORY in the state of MAINE? Maybe there are OTHER socially unacceptble things that he can STILL do to EXCITE MAINE'S batshit Democrat VOTERS.

From the home office in Bovey, Minnesota, HERE ARE THE TOP TEN WAYS GRAHAM PLATNER CAN BE AN EVEN BIGGER ASSHOLE, AND DRIVE THE DEMOCRAT MAINEIAC VOTER TURNOUT:

10. If The President gets a pet, Platner can have a photo taken of himself KICKING IT.

 9.  Spray paint ''ANTIFA'' all over The Lincoln Memorial.

 8.  Cover his NAZI tattoo with it with a tattoo of Hitler and the words ''Mein Fuhrer''

 7.  Write an op-ed ''Eisenhower Was A Shitty General''

 6.  Challenge Republican candidate Susan Collins to a boxing match.

 5,  Win ''The Biggest Douche In The Universe'' Pageant.

 4.  Affordability? Make Republicans pay for EVERYTHING!

 3.. Convert to Islam, then pray in the middle of the street.

 2,  Renounce his American citizenship, move to Mexico, then move in with Rosie O'Donnell in Ireland, then reside in George Clooney's Italian villa, then move back to Mexico, then cross the border illegally again as an illegal alien, then recieve millions in Democrat graft, then move into a free luxury hotel room in a sanctuary city, then get free healthcare, then protest and riot against ICE agents. THEN COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW HE'S BEING MISTREATED BY THE U.S. GOVERNMENT!!!!!!

 1.  Have a trophy made:

This Is What The Democrats Tweeted On Memorial Day

Minnesota Somalicrat Mayor Jacob Frey and Criminal Governor Tim Walz made Memorial Day about career criminal George Floyd, but believe it or not, THAT WASN'T THE WORST SACRILEGE THE DEMOCRAT PARTY COMMITTED LAST MONDAY.

On The Official Democrat Party Twitter/X account:

Memorial Day is a SOLEMN NATIONAL HOLIDAY, NOT a day for taking cheap personal swipes at your political opponents. It appears The democrat Twitter/X account must be ran by seventh grade bullies who don't know better.

Can you imagine what would happen if The Republicans did this during World War 2 or The Vietnam War? It would be like placing a Memorial Day political ad in the New York Times ''remembering the Americans who died in FDR's War Against the Germans and Japanese or LBJ's War against The North Vietnamese.

The reason why The Democrats are so rabid in their hatred for The President is because he stands up for himself and The American People, and Democrats can't stand it. The current generation of democrat-Socialist believe they should rule over the rest of us, to humiliate us, to use the levers of power to rule over us and grab our stuff.....and we should just shut up and take it.

The President and his administration have had success in ''tipping over the Democrat graft-corruption applecart'', so when they attack Trump they they think it's just fine when they hit below the belt, even using our solemn Memorial Day.

I was surprised when I heard the Dems deleted the offensive tweet. It showed that someone at The DNC were either shamed into it or there's a Democrat out there with a conscience. It is somewhat nice to know that not ALL Democrats are soulless ghouls.

This Is Memorial Day In Minneapolis

Instead of honoring America's fallen heroes, disgraceful Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey spent Memorial Day pandering to his BLM (Burn Loot Murder) voter base. At his appearence ''honoring'' dead criminal George Floyd at 38th And Chicago (also known as ''George Floyd Square'), he didn't mention our fallen heroes or that Floyd died from Fentanyl poisoning, 

instead, he condemned former cop Derek Chauvin. The former officer was railroaded by a corrupt Twin Cities court systen and convicted of murder by a jury intimidated by an angry mob.

Instead of honoring our sacred fallen soldiers who died defending our freedoms, the sacreliegious corruptocrat made a show of sucking up to the criminal, racially-obsessed Left. 

Meanwhile, corrupt Governor Tim Walz was scheduled to speak at the yearly Fort Snelling Memorial Day ceremony, but INSTEAD chose to dance with ''George Floyd Memorial Day''  street partiers. After the dancing fool finished, a news camera heard him say ''Not bad for a old White guy.''

We get it, guys. You don't respect normal, everyday Americans, or the sacred memory of our fallen soldiers. You hate our traditions and make a big obnoxious production number of disrespecting us. You democrats have your racially-obsessed, foreign criminal voter base to pander to.

George Floyd died on Memorial Day 2020, and you've made him out to be our patron saint, savior, and god-like deity. There are George Floyd murals all over Minneapolis, and you expect everyone to kneel in The Church of George. You want your communist, criminal, illegal alien, hate-filled supporters to ''like you.''

You and your green-haired mob protest against America's heroes (as well as our federal law enforcement agents), and you all reward each other by defrauding the taxpayers. You need the local media to help distract the people from your non-stop criminal activities. To you, our fallen heroes are the enemy, and you believe they belong on the side of your enemy, President Trump. 

George Floyd represents all the racially-obsessed criminal leftists that you shamelessly, obsessively suck up to. You craven leftists would gladly rule over the ashes of a city that you let be sacrificed on Memorial Day 2020. 

Disgraceful.

The First Chapter In The Book Of James (Talarico)

 

1. In the beginning, the non-binary god created all 6 genders. 2. The non-binary god blessed the sex change and the abortion. ''Let us kneel and may the taxpayers pray to Moloch and Baal'' . So sayeth the goofy Democrat prophet-politician James with low testosterone.

3. REJOICE!!! The non-binary Jesus blessed drag queen story hour, and blessed the faces painted with thick, bright paint. 4. For the prophet-politician James with low testosterone sayeth it was good.

5. While we abort our own babies, let us throw open our borders, and let hordes of hostile foreigners into the country, and let us give them free stuff. 6. Cursed be the republicans who refuse to be good hosts to our undocumented guests. 

7. We shall teach the children to be desrespectful, and undermine the parents, for the state and government schools know best.

8. We will bear false witness against acquitted Candidate Paxton. And so, James with low testosterone made campaign ads. 9. Whoa unto you, you rotten Christian Nationalists. You believe in silly things like scripture, while WE follow our heart!

9. Let us say that men in women's sports is only a ''far-right conspiracy'', and that athiests are the REAL CHRISTIANS! 10. Cursed be unto you, for You refuse to give your oxen to your neighbor!!!

11. And the prophet-politician James (Talarico) with low testosterone supported the progressive agenda, and said , ''So shall it be done!''

HEADLINE: NYC COMMUNIST MAYOR MAMDANI TO VIOLATE LANDLORD PROPERTY RIGHTS

 

RSR'S WORD OF THE DAY: PHILANTHROPATH

 philanthropath (n.)

Defination: a psychopath who masquerades as a philanthropist.

                                      George Soros

                                                            Bill Gates