ONCE AGAIN, A Team From The DEEP SOUTH Wins The Stanley Cup

Once again, a team from the deep south has won Professional Hockey's Stanley Cup. The Carolina Hurricanes won The Cup last night, defeating another hot-climate team, The Las Vegas Golden Knights, 4 games to 2.

Once again, fans of The Montreal Canadiens, Boston Bruins, New York Rangers, Chicago Blackhawks, Detroit Red Wings, Minnesota Wild (The Minnesota North Stars never won The Cup either), New York Islanders, Toronto Maple Leafs, Philadelphia Flyers, Edmonton Oilers, Pittsburgh Penquins, New Jersey Devils, Buffalo Sabres, Vancouver Canucks, AND The Ottawa Senators were shut out.

 The last time any of these teams won the Championship was when The Pittsburgh Penquins won it in 2017. The MOST SUCCESSFUL NORTHERN NHL TEAM as of late are The Emonton Oilers, losers of Championship series on 2024 and 2025.

People in Minnesota sometimes call their state ''The State of Hockey,'' but Minnesota  also elected Tim Walz. Our previous team, The Minnesota North Stars, lost both times they made it to the FINALS. Our current team, The Minnesota Wild, has NEVER made an appearance in the Finals. The North Stars had to move to DALLAS and change their nickname to THE STARS to win The Stanley Cup.

By way of comparison, teams from Florida have won FOUR Stanley Cups since 2020. Maybe we should start calling FLORIDA ''The State of Hockey''. HOT WEATHER, BIKINIS, ORANGES, AND ....HOCKEY! SORRY YOU LOSERS UP NORTH!!

The Carolina Hurricanes have won TWO STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONSHIPS. Their previous championship came 20 years ago, I wasn't even aware they even had an NHL team back then.

You would think that living in a state of 40 below weather and the finest High School Hockey tournament in the country we could at least compete for a Stanley Cup Championship. Minnesota isn't ''The State of Hockey'' as much as ''The State of Under-Achieving Men's Professional Sports Franchises.''

Maybe I'll post about our other ridiculous men's professional sports teams some other time. Maybe I'll post about my newest theory. ''that The NHL HAS BECOME THE SOUTH'S REVENGE  FOR LOSING THE CIVIL WAR''.

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Question: What's The Difference Between Ballot Dumps And Ballot Stuffing?

While we're on the theme of Democrats ALWAYS fighting dirty and hitting below the belt, how about that Mayoral election in Los Angeles?

This is how it goes. The Republican  ''leads'' on Election Night (or is in position to move on to the general election), then the ''vote counters'' keep counting FOR UP TO A MONTH AFTER ELECTION DAY until the Democrat(s) ''find'' the ballots they need to close the margin. After Election Night, the Democrats always know how MANY VOTES THEY NEED TO OVERTAKE THE REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE AND ''WIN''.

In the 2026 Los Angeles Mayoral Election, there are 3 major candidates. We have two incompetent, corrupt communists, incumbant Mayor Karen Bass and City Council member Nithia Raman. Then, there's the outsider, former reality-TV star and advocate Spencer Pratt. In this primary, the two top vote getters move on and face each other in a November general Election. The third-place finsher is eliminated.

On Primary Night, Bass had a small lead, and Pratt was comfortably in second. Raman tearfully conceded.. Then the ''ballot-counters'' swung into ''action'' Almost a week later, the third place candidate has caught up and candidate Pratt has been eliminated. It's simply amazing how late ballot counting ALWAYS go to the DEMOCRATS.

A normal, fair-thinking person would be outraged by the unfairness of this system. The problem is, that it's legal............IN CALIFORNIA BECAUSE THOSE ARE THE CORRUPT ELECTION LAWS PASSED IN THE ONE-PARTY STATE OF CALIFORNIA.

Almost the instant that candidate Raman's vote total overtook candidate Pratt's, the news announcers declared that she would be facing incumbant Bass in the general election in November. We don't know or think that the democrats running the unfair election system will bother to keep counting ballots.

It's highly suspicious NEARLY EVERY BALLOT DUMP COUNTED AFTER ELECTION DAY MOST OF THE VOTES WENT TO THE THIRD PLACE CANDIDATE Nithia Raman. You would think that al least a third of these late ballots would go to the CORRUPT, INCOMPETENT leader. 

It would be better and more fair if NO ONE KNEW THE VOTE TOTALS on Election Night, or if the state kept the cabdidate's numbers secret. Glenn Beck suggests that Price-Waterhouse should be put in charge of ballots in California. THE DEMOCRATS WOULDN'T KNOW HOW MANY MORE VOTES THEY WOULD NEED TO OVERTAKE THE REPUBLICAN'S VOTE TOTAL.

Spencer Pratt is the most talked about, inventive candidate in recent political history. The incompetent, corrupt leftists that run L.A. let his house burn to the ground, along with thousands of Palisades residents. He spoke about the homeless drug zombie PROBLEM in a very compelling way, while his two opponents have ran away from the issues and THEIR HORRENDOUS RECORD. The two incompetent communists are in and the conscientious advocate is out because Los Angeles is a corrupt, one-party city.

It is possible that candidate Pratt lost because all The Republicans and dissatisfied Democrats have moved away (voted with their feet) and the numbers just weren't there.

In Republican-run states and cities, the people vote on Election Day, then go home and watch the returns as the vote-counters finish counting the ballots and a winner is announced THAT NIGHT. 

In corrupt states and cities ran by Democrats, they MAIL ballots to EVERYBODY, let illegal aliens vote,  ''dead'' people VOTE, they allow ballot harvesting, crooked government unions get ''involved'', they vote early, vote LATE, have surprise ballot dumps, ballot stuffing, the homeless are BRIBED into voting by the Democrats in power, not to mention  MANY OTHER METHODS OF open, brazen cheating.

In conclusion, your bushy-tailed correspondent has one more question about all this. Is there any difference between ''ballot dumps'' and ''ballot stuffing''?

Pompous Narcissist Scott Pelley Gives Us A Piece Of His Mind

A couple weeks ago, new ''60 Minutes'' producer Bari Weiss HAD THE NERRRRRVE of meeting with the program's staff. During this meeting, corresepondent Scott Pelley blew a gasket when Weiss offered some constructive criticism, and was fired.

Here to give his side of this development is Pelley the Great:  

Bari Weiss KNOWS NOT how to tell a story on TELLYVISION. She wouldn't know when to give me my CLOSE-UP AS I LOWER MY GLASSES ON THE TIP OF MY NOSE!!! She is simply an AFFRONT to ALL OF US JOURNALISTS AT ''60 MINUTES''!!! 

Being FIRED WAS LIKE HAVING MY SPOUSE MURRRRRRDERRRRED RIGHT IN FRONT OF MOI!!!! BARI WEISS, THOUEST INSULTED ME!!!!

I 'LL HAVE BARI WEISS KNOW THAT I HAVE SERRRRRRRVED IN COMBAT, REGAILING MY TV AUDIENCE OF MY SUPERIOR NEWZZZZ COVERAGE IN FARAWAY LANDZZZZZ!!!!!!

EXCUZZZZE ME, BUT DO YEWW HAVE GREY POUPON????

That KNOW-NOTHING BARI WEISS  HAD THE NERVVVVE OF ASKING  MOI  WHY SOME VIEWERS WOULD THINK THAT I SHOW A BIAS IN MY REPORTAGGGE!!!!!!! THE NERVVVVVVVVVE!!!!!!

I AM BEYOND REPROACH!!!!! I AM NOT JUST ANOTHER ARROGANT, POMPOUS TWIT, AND I REFUUUUUSE TO BE TREATED AS SUCH!!!!!

I AM Scott Pelley, Journalist Extraordinaire

Democrats Embrace Corrupt Bullies And Trans High School Track Champion-Cheaters

A few days ago, Democrat gubernatorial candidate Tom Steyer met with and congratulated trans High School track champion AB Hernansez, who is bigger and faster than his female competition. It dawned on me why the democrat would identify with and cheer on the trans athlete. 

It's because Democrats are bullies who regularly cheat their asses off as well. They punish the Normal, everyday American taxpayer and REWARD their corrupt supporters. They have government public unions to tip the scales in their favor. They behave like THEY ARE BORN TO RULE OVER US, and us little people must cry ''UNCLE!!!'' and just take their abuse.

Remember a couple years ago when the man pretending to be a woman destroyed his female boxing competition at The Summer Olympics? It was even worse than the most hideous, grotesque domestic abuse, yet the international Olympics community pretended to see nothing wrong with it.

''Leia Thompson'' was ranked around 500 as a collegiate male swimmer, but then he put on a women's swimsuit and became the NCAA ''women's'' swimming champion. Normal Americans know this was unfair, but the Democrats are so in bed with their weirdo trans allies they are blind to the immorality and unfairness of it all. To the Democrats, it is ''intolerant'' not to embrace these embarrassing weirdos, not to turn their backs on the over-matched female competitors.

Democrats regularly cheat their asses off in elections too. Right now, the democrats in California are trying to cheat highly popular California Republican candidates Spencer Pratt and Steve Hilton. In California, it takes up to 3 weeks to count the votes and cheat candidates trying to tip over the Democrat corruption applecart. The Democrats are stuffing ballot boxes AND filling OUT ballots a week AFTER Election Day.

Democrats oppose THE SAVE ACT because they want illegal aliens voting in America's elections BECAUSE THEY TURNED THEIR BACKS NORMAL, EVERYDAY LAW-ABIDING AMERICANS. This legislation would make it harder to cheat, and THAT'S WHY THEY OPPOSE IT.

Do you remember how Barack Obama BECAME an Illinois Senator? He and the corrupt local Chicago newspapers SMEARED Republican candidateJACK RYAN. Obama is one of the SCUMMIEST BULLIES ever to infect this country, yet his supporters worship him.

He divided the country by race and used the media to bully and shame his critics. Right now, we are just beginning to learn how the Somalis in Minnesota were able to rob the country clean. All the whistleblowers were labelled ''RACISTS'' by The Democrat bullies and their dominant media cheerleaders. ONCE AGAIN, HONEST, EVERYDAY AMERICANS WERE SHUT UP AND SHUT OUT.

If you're enrolled in an American university or just erolled in a government public school, chances are your communist teacher or professor is bullying you in front of the entire class if you dare to think for yourself.

For 2 generations, the feminists and the media shoved ABORTION down our throats in the most horrendous bully-victim relationship DREAMED UP BY THE ANTI-FAMILY COMMUNIST-DEMOCRATS. Babies cannot even speak up for themselves, and if you speak up for the little ones, you're labeled ''ANTI-WOMAN''.

California Democrats have rigged their sytem with communist educrats and illegal alien voters, creating a ONE-PARTY COMMUNIST STATE. Their schools are the worst in the country, they lead the nation in poverty and homelessness, and they lead in CORRUPTION, but there are two Republican outsiders threatening to tip over their POWERFUL corruption applecart.

In the current races for Governor and Mayor of Los Angeles, the Republican outsiders have to run their most well-run race. We have to watch out for the Democrats who cheat like Ben Hur's rival trying to puncture his chariot wheels..

If the outsiders win, we will believe in miracles. If the Democrats non-stop cheaters win, maybe we can just say ''CONGRATULATIONS............CHEATERS!!!''

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PARODY SONG ALERT: MARTINA MCBRIDE WON'T BE SINGING ''INDEPENDENCE DAY'' AT AMERICA'S 250 FREEDOM CELEBRATION

Country singer Martina McBride will not be singing her hit ''Independence Day'' at America's 250th Freedom Celebration event in Washington DC. The country singer sent out an Istagram and said she views the program as ''linked'' to President Trump, so she pulled out.

Some other artists, like Poison's Bret Michaels and The Commodors, also cancelled. Michaels said he feared for his safety.

Here she is to explain her decision not to sing at the Freedom event at The National Mall is the Country songstress:

Well, I sang at the Obama White House

but Trump has me feeling worried and weak

My fans expect me to sing at America's birthday 

but I won't for those right-wing MAGA freaks

I got a call to come sing at The Mall

The show's been politicized and so I refuse to play

I will not sing for the ''Right-wing King''

I won't be singing Independence Day

If Reverend Al or one of his pals asked me

I would sing at Juneteenth instead

For BLM I would sing or ICE protests

but not a sea of hats MAGA red

You might think that I'm woke and you're starting to joke

because I decided not to play

You think I'm a fool just a Democrat tool

I won't be there to sing Independence Day

(Chorus)

No, I WON'T SING

for the Orange-haired king

I hope the country fans don't

hold it against me

I won't sing this song

Sing for the right-wing ding-dongs

NO to our National birthday

My band won't play 

I won't sing Independence Day

I won't be there to sing at Trump's national state fair

I refuse to sing or to strum

You might think it's lame, so don't curse my name

because I will refuse to come

I won't sing for that right winger Trump

I don't care what you have to say

I will not put on a red MAGA hat

and I will not be singing ''Independence Day''

(Chorus)

No, I won't sing

for the Orange-haired king

I hope the country music fans

don't hold it against me

I will not sing my songs

for the right-wing ding-dongs

No, I will not play

My fans will be dismayed

I won't sing Independence Day

My fans will be deeply dismayed

I won't be singing Independence Day

I wish Trump would just go away

I'm not singing ''Independence Day''