The RedSquirrel Report
"Gathering Up, Feasting On, And Snickering At The World's Collective Nuttiness Since 2011"
Monday, November 2, 2026
A Public Service Announcement For Republicans
Friday, October 30, 2026
Alaska Democrats: If You're Not Cheating, You're Not Trying
On Election Day, Republicans usually prefer to vote before or after work, then they might go home and watch the returns.
Democrats on the other hand, like scamming the system, early voting, keeping the polls open past the deadline, mailing lots of ballot even to addresses where there are no residents, counting and recounting until they win, dead voters voting, ranked-choice voting, illigal aliens voting, vote harvesting, and stuffing ballot boxes.
We are discovering what we think is an inventive NEW WAY of cheating in Alaska.
The Democrats have looked for and recruited a candidate with the THE SAME NAME AS THE REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE INCUMBENT. The Republican Senator's name is Dan S.Sullivan.....and the new candidate's name is ALSO Dan Sullivan, also known as Dan J. Sullivan.
The Democrat candidate Mary Peltola, the state's Democrat Party, as well as Senate Minority Leader Charles Schumer are denying any wrong-doing, but Alaska's Republican Governor Mike Dunleavy has opened an investigation into this matter. The angry Republicans want to know if this was done to confuse the voters in this close race.
When asked about it, our Democrat source in Alaska smiled and said ''If you're not cheating, you're not trying''.
Tuesday, October 27, 2026
CORRESPONDENT BARRY MANILOW FILES AN ILHAN OMAR COPACABANA SONG PARODY REPORT
Her name is Ilhan, Nur Said Elmi
There was agents everywhere, She says it isn't fair
She's a fraudster, She married her brother
To migrants she's a star, She's like Pablo Escobar
Will they go to court?
denaturalize and deport?
Marriage and immigration fraud, Time might be
running short for
Ilhan, Ilhan Sur Said Elmi
They say the evidence is overwhelming
Goodbye, llhan, Ilhan O--mar
All this corruption
She says it's all nothin'
Ilhan Omar
Is that even her real name?
It could be RICO, a Somali crime ring
Dad's a war criminal, The Commie regime fell
She might be finished, It could be over
The Somali fraudsters stole, the taxpayer's dough
Can this ALL be true? This story isn't new
They robbed us blind, will she have to resign?
She blames the Jews
Her name is Ilhan, Nur Said Elmi
The evidence is overwhelming
Her name is Ilhan Nur Said Elmi
All this corruption
She says it's just nothing
Ilhan Omar..........That's not her name
(back-up singers) Ilhan Omar
Ilhan Omar
Ilhan Nur Said Elmi
So much corruption
She says it's just nothing
Her name is Ilhan, She married her brother
but that was 24 years ago, when she married her bro
Now she's a fraudster, The colonels' daughter
When asked about it, She said ''Not to my knowledge''
What did those agents find? (What's in) that warrant the judge signed?
Trump wants her gone, and she should be sent home, and she should just resign
Her name is Ilhan, Nur Said Elmi
The evidence is overwhelming
Her name is Ilhan, Nur Said Elmi
She's so corrupt
and morally bandkrupt
Ilhan Omar
That's not her name...........
That's not her name........
Legendary British Rock Band The Who ''Visits'' Barack Obama's Presidential Library
This week, pompous former President Barack Obama mocked President Trump's White House renovation designs, saying that ''It's as if Saddam Hussein designed a Cheesecake Factory.'' Trump replied that obama doesn't understand the concept of RENOVATIONS.
It's remarkabale that the person behind The recently-opened Barack Obama Presidential Library really has anything to say about ANYONE ELSES DESIGNS. Shouldn't he be doing something about the rats and mold taking over The CHICAGO SCHOOL NAMED AFTER HIM?
Obama mocked President Trump. We here at RSR MOCK OBAMA.
Here's legendary British rock band The Who ''visiting'' The Barack Obama Presidential Library:
Monday, October 26, 2026
And They Call Us The Fascists
November 3 is almost here, and the communist Democrat-Socialists are deciding if they want to make the streets of America run red with the blood of capitalists or if they want to turn America into a Islamic shithole ruled by Sharia Law. Their voters are almost unbelievably ignorant and full of hate for America.
Michigan DEMOCRAT Representative Ellssa Slotkin is threatening to throw anyone who supports President Trump in prison. Her lunatic allies believe that by throwing their opponents in prison that she can intimidate young Americans into becoming dutiful little Democrat-Socialists.
And these people call us the fascists. Vote accordingly.
Tuesday, October 20, 2026
A Red Forman Commentary: How Do These Democrat Jack-Asses Keep Getting Away With All This Crap?
Our resident Everydad Red Forman returns with a very important question:
Thank, Red.
The Democrats put corrupt, lenient judges on the bench and they let violent criminals back on the streets. Then the criminals hurt more victims, and their solution is to take guns away from LAW-ABIDING CITIZENS! HOW DO THESE DEMOCRAT JACK-ASSES GET AWAY WITH THIS CRAP?????
In Minnesota, the BLACK Republican candidate running for Governor is delivering a speech, and Democrat ''activists'' crash the event holding a ''Republikkkan'' sign. The Republican Party was created to stop the spread of slavery, while The Ku Klux Klan was created by defeated confederate (Democrat) soldiers. HOW DO THESE DEMOCRAT JACK-ASSES GET AWAY WITH THIS CRAP????
Slow Joe Biden issues A TON of executive orders on his first day as president, killing the Keystone XL Pipeline, STOPPING refineries from being built, and the price of gas explodes.....AND THE DEMOCRATS GET AWAY WITH BITCHING ABOUT THE PRICE AND ''AFFORDABILITY'' OF GAS. HOW DO THEY GET AWAY WITH THIS CRAP????
In many areas, Democrats have turned cities into crime-infested, impoverished warzones, YET THEY STILL BLAME REPUBLICANS. HOW DO THEY GET AWAY WITH THIS B.S.????
9 of the 10 most expensive states are ran by Democrats, yet they complain about ''AFFORDABILITY''. HOW DO THEY GET AWAY WITH THIS CRAP????
There were over 20,000 murders in the country last year, and of that, over 13,000 were committed by illegal aliens. Yet, The Democrats waste out time harping about 1 or 2 anti-I.C.E. protestors being shot. HOW DO THEY KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS CRAP????
These Democrats deserve a swift boot up their ass. RED SAYS ''VOTE RED''.

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