Marlon Perkins And The The North American Democrat-Socialist Cuckoo Bird

I was listening to a talk radio program last week when a guest compared the new extremist communist-backed Democrat politicians (THE DSA-Democrat Socialists of America) with The Cuckoo bird. 

This species will invade another bird's nest, kill the Mother's babies, and lay it's own eggs. 

The invasive, preditory, parasitic nature of these communist-Socialists who have invaded The Democrat Party establishment act in MUCH the same way. Here to explain this is our new wildlife correspondent Marlon Perkins, host of Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom:

Thank you, RedSquirrel. Today on Mutual of Omaha's Wild KIngdom, we study the strange and terrible habits of The Socialist Democrat Cuckoos of North America.

This preditory, parasitic species have been laying it's eggs in the nests of the ESTABLISHMENT DEMOCRAT NESTS. Three extremist-communists have defeated Democrat establishment birds in recent New York Democrat primaries.

They replicate the call of the red-green Mamdani bird, tickling the ears of angry college grad bolchevik parasites, who respond by voting for the takeover of THE NEST.

Most of these communist voters come from various countries hostile to America. Many are second-generation immigrants, INDOCTRINATED TO attack America on American universities. These Communsit Democrat Cuckoos attack and seek the destruction of the nest, and hunt for The Great American Orange Trumpucanis Maga.

Many of these communist Democrat cuckoos have been laying their eggs on American college universities for generations. There, the young cuckoos are taught and groomed to attack even more nests. They attack Jews, capitalists, and engage in class-warfare against more productive species..

Here is my assistant Jim. He has gotten too close to a nest of mahammadon cuckoos, and now he's being attacked. The cuckoos think he might be a Jew or a capitalist because he has a light complection. GET OUT OF THERE, JIM!!!!

The other birds in this ecosystem are ''makers'' and the communist Democrat cuckoos are ''takers''. Now, the nest taken over by the cuckoos has shrunk, and is falling apart. The cuckoos look for more nests to use BECAUSE THEY DO NOT KNOW HOW TO BUILD A NEST THEMSELVES.. The Mamdani bird has promised free worms for everyone, but his flock of cuckoos will have to fend for themselves soon.

The Mamdani bird has tried to raise the taxes on the top 10% of the most productive species, but they have flown away to Florida and Texas. Soon, The Socialist-Democrat Cuckoo may go the way of The Dodo.

Well, that's it for this week's Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom. I am Marlon Perkins. See you  next week.

It's Called Summer: An Andy Rooney Commentary

Andy Rooney is here to remind us that Summer is SUPPOSED TO BE HOT:

HEY LOOK, IT'S SUMMER. Some people seem to be SURPRISED by this, like the newscasters telling us to hydrate yourself and stay inside if it's too hot for you. It gets hot this time of year, EVERY YEAR. It's JULY!!!

Here in America, we LOVE OUR FREEDOM AS WELL AS OUR AIR CONDITIONING. On The Fourth of JULY we celebrate our Independence Day. We have barbeques in the hot July sun, then enjoy some simulated warfare FIREWORKS at night. Most of us are too busy enjoying our blessings to bitch about ''Global Climate Change'' or ''emissions''.

Some people hate us because of our A/C, like those silly socialist surrender monkeys in France. They blame air conditioners for everybody dying from heat-stroke over in Europe. YES, These silly scammers blame us for THEIR WEATHER. MON DIEU!!!

Paris Deputy Mayor Audrey Pulvar blames America for the miserables de LaHeate, as the governments in Europe are deliberatly keeping their people hot and miserable in order to make their population grumble even more about it, and they can then demonize the countries that offer THE BLESSING of air conditioning. 

She blames America for France's weather problem, but looking at this picture of her, I have to wonder ''who should she blame for that ridiculous hair helmet''?

I don't care what the French say. I think that AIR CONDITIONING is one of THE GREATEST INVENTIONS EVER CREATED BY MAN! VIVE LE A/C!!!

Damned If Trump Does, Damned If Trump Doesn't

The America-hating, Anti-Semite Communist-Democrats are getting away with rampant crime and corruption at the same time they incessantly condemn EVERYTHING THAT PRESIDENT TRUMP DOES......OR DOESN'T DO.

The President thinks that the Shiite mullahs ruling Iran are readying nukes and threatening the world with nuclear annihilation (Their national motto is ''Death To America''), so he goes into action and does what EVERY president has said should have been done FOR THE LAST 47 YEARS. He smashed their war capabilities, and the negative nabob Democrats condemn him. 

he brought the hostilites to an end (for now) and tried to make nice with these psychopaths, and THE DEMOCRATS AND THEIR ALLIES IN THE MEDIA ARE CONDEMNING HIM FOR THAT. They openly support the murderous Iranian Shiite regime, hoping that the Mullahs can make Trump ''look bad'' .  They really don't care if President Trump defends us or tries to make a deal with our enemies. They just hate his guts.

Damned if Trump does, Damned if Trump doesn't.

The Democrats condemn Trump's attempts to improve or create a new The White House Ballroom, and his work on The Wading Pool next to The Lincoln Memorial. They acr as if everything The President does IS A SCANDAL Their TDS lunatic supporters vandalize the wading pool, but the Dems blame HIM FOR THE DAMAGE. 

Damned if Trump does, Damned if Trump Doesn't.

The ''No-Kings'' protestors-rioters call The President ''a NAZI'', YET THEY THROW THEIR SUPPORT BEHIND SENATORIAL CANDIDATE GRAHAM PLATNER, WHO HAS A NAZI S.S. TAT ON HIS CHEST. Damned if Trump does, Damned if Trump doesn't.

The Democrats file one twisted, bogus  criminal attack AFTER ANOTHER against Trump. They try to send him away for 700+ years, and try to destroy his family, his associates and supporters while they steal and defraud the taxpayers of everything that isn't nailed down. They impeached him twice during his first term, then impeached him even after He left office IN 2021. They hate him because he has tipped over their corruption applecart, but mostly,TO BE REAL,  they hate him just because he won the 2024 Presidential Election.

Maybe they hate him because Democrats are hateful, spiteful douches AND UNBELIEVABLY BAD SPORTS.

The Democrats protect the third world illegal aliens and foreign criminals, and do it for their votes, while Trump tries to protect The American People. Damned if Trump does, Damned if Trump doesn't.

Trump tries to enforce the laws, but the lawless, America-Last Corruptocrats send their brainless protestors out to interfere and ASSAULT the federal ICE agents trying to do their job.

 Incessant hate and vitriol from the Democrats is part of their normal daily political show, yet the idiot leftist media enablers tell President Trump to cool down the rhetoric. Their constant hate inspire regular assassination attempts, but they blame him for the violence.

They hate his guts because he stands up for himself. Democrats believe that their opponents should shut up AND TAKE THE ABUSE. Damned if Trump does, Damned if Trump doesn't.

This Isn't Your Dad's Democrat Party

 

Last night, leftist-extremists were the choice of the anti-Semitic leftist voters promoted by Communist-Anti-Semite NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani. New York has gone over the communist cliff like Thelma And Louise.

Gone are the mainstream liberal Democrats. They have been replaced by Jew-hating, America-hating authoritarian foreigners educated by their communist college professors and muslim mosques. Gone is the party of John F. Kennedy, Thomas ''Tip'' O'Neil and Bill Clinton. They have been replaced with anti-Semitic Marxists like Zohran Mamdani, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, and Ihan Omar.

I remember a time when Republicans and Democrats could battle on a national budget, then behave like adults afterwards. After Congress passed Ronald Reagan's 1981 Budget, Speaker Thomas ''Tip'' O'Neil congratulated The President and wished the best for the country. Now, the dems are so full of hate and TDS they would rather stomp on OUR faces than give the President and the country a victory.

20-30 years ago, there was a Minnesota Senator named Paul Wellstone. He was very liberal, yet NOBODY could imagine him physically threatening his opponents like the current Governor Tim Waltz does outragiously and regularly. Wellstone was never obnoxious OR HATEFUL. He had a kindly disposition, and was very much a happy warrior. Now, the corruptocrat lunatics of the current Democrat Farmer-Labor Party defrauds the state into oblivion AND INSULTS THEIR DEFRAUDED VICTIMS..

30 YEARS AGO, Democrat President Bill Clinton listened to Advisor Dick Morris and followed a THIRD WAY (ALSO KNOWN AS ''TRIANGULATION''), adopting a moderate path popular with Democrats AND Republicans alike. The country got along and we actually had a balanced national budget as well as the passage of Welfare Reform..

I remember when both Republicans and Democrats supported law enforcement. Now Democrat corruptocrats, criminals, communists, crooks, creeps, and cross-dressers treat law enforcement officers like criminals, and side with the lawless. One of the LOONEY winners from last night wants to do away with prisons AS WELL AS THE BORDER. 

The Democratic Party U.S.A. is being replaced by The Democratic Socialists of America. They still are calling themselves ''progressives'' because that's what communists call themselves. They promise everything and deliver nothing, and ruin everything they touch. They promise free groceries and free city bus rides, but deliver poverty and out of control crime.

They are high on D.E.I., USAID, STEALING EVERYTHING THAT ISN'T NAILED DOWN, ANTI-AMERICAN HATE, CORRUPTION, AND FULL OF TDS, but they have NEVER shown that they can actually govern.

This isn't your Dad's Democrat Party.

Eddie Comments On Keir Starmer's Resignation

UK's Prime Minister, Keir Starmer announced his resignation yesterday after his liberal Labour Party recieved a sharp rebuke from the voters. 

He allowed the country to fall apart, and let middle-eastern migrant rape gangs violate at least 250,000 White girls, while sending police to arrest native Brits merely for speaking up.

Here to comment on this is Heavy Metal mascot and British icon Eddie Tha Head:

BLIMEY!!!!! What has happened to my glorious, Great Britain??? We have gone from Winston Churchill (Hallowed Be His Name!!!) and ''We shall never surrender'' to allowing inbred middle Eastern migrants to VIOLATE our 14-year-old girls!!!! DISGRACEFUL!!!!

Gone are the days of our Iron Lady PM Maggie Thatcher. My favorite band Iron Maiden sang songs of Aces High and Troopers. Now, Western Europe is being taken over by ugly, inbred invaders, AND THE DAMNED GOVERNMENT IS ARRESTING OUR COUNTRYMEN FOR SPEAKING OUT ON FACEBOOK AND TWITTA!!!!!! BOLLOCKS!!!

WE USED TO FLY ON THE WINGS, LIKE THE EAGLE! FLY AS HIGH AS THE SUN!!!! My country used to fly Where Eagles Dare. Now, this turkey's twat Keir Starmer has surrendered our country to devil-worshipping muzlim migrants!! HE SHOULD BE TRIED FOR TREASON, AND AT FIVE O'CLOCK, THEY SHOULD TAKE HIM TO THE GALLOW'S POLE!!! 

Now, the people have had enough of this, and I say the Mohammadon invaders had better RUN TO THE HILLS !!! England was AND WILL BE a place of safety, happiness, freedom and peace. Once we were proud of our traditions and our powerful empire. England brought The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, Queen, Def Leppard and Iron Maiden to the world! Now, our cities have been taken over by grotty, culture-destroying muslim cretins. While our daughters are being used by repulsive muslim Orcs,  the rotten, lying muslim mayor of London Saddiq Khan calls us ISLAMOPHOBES and THAT his horde come in PEACE!  

GET DAFUQ OUT!!!!!

I am glad that Starmer will soon be out, and hopefully Nigel Farage will fight for us AND FIX WHAT'S WRONG!!!. WE REFUSE TO BRING OUR DAUGHTERS TO THE SLAUGHTER!!!! UP THE IRONS AND LET'S GO, ENGLAND!!!!

Is Communist L.A. Mayor Bass Spending The City's Budget On An Army Of Terminators?

Good evening, This is The Bill Burditzman Political Report. I am Bill Burditzsam, and this is the POLITICAL news in Los Angeles......

Communist l..A. city councilperson Nithia Raman recieved a large bundle of ballots, and has bounced into second place in the Los Aneles Mayoral Primary......and.......STOP THE COUNTING!!! IT'S OVER!!! CANDIDATE SPENCER PRATT IS ELIMINATED!!!

IN OTHER NEWS, We have Correspondent Jessica Santa-Maria Conchita de Cardinale on the streets with her report on Unhoused Drug Zombies getting paid by The Democrats for their votes for Mayor Karen Bass! Who says there's NO JOBS in Los Angeles???

Also, correspondent Mohammad Mohammad Abdul Mohammad has a report from McArthur Cememtary with local city union government workers getting the residents at the local cemetary  REGISTERED TO VOTE....

....but tonight's top story. Is INCOMPETENT Communist Mayor Karen Bass about to start A War Against The Human Race with an army of Terminators? At the beginning the 1984 Sci-Fi Horror Movie, There was a raging war in 2029  (two and a half years from now).  The city is reduced to a burned-out pile of rubble and human skulls. A time-travelling cyborg is sent back to 1984 to terminate Sarah Connor, the mother of John Connor, the leader of the human resistance.

Has Mayor Bass sent a terminator back to 1984 to target Spencer Pratt's Mother Janet Pratt and protect The Democrat's one-party hold on The City of Lost Angels'? Has the incompetent, corrupt Democrats ruining the city taken the entire city budget and sank all it's  tax revenue into an army of terminators? We here at The Burditzman Report WANT TO KNOW!!! .

Karen The Commie Bass has already burned much of the city down. The Palisades section of L.A. looks like the Hellscape at the beginning of The Terminator. There's NO LIMIT to the corruption in the looney City Council who recently legalized voting rights among illegal aliens. WOW, THESE PEOPLE WOULD DO ANYTHING TO FEED THEIR INSATIABLE LUST FOR POWER!

We will keep following this important story!

HEADLINE: THE BARACK OBAMA PRESIDENTIAL OUTHOUSE'S GRAND OPENING

 

Reminder: The racists operating The Obama Presidential Center /  Outhouse require you to present an I.D. if you wish to enter the building. Also, They stiffed the Black construction companies who worked on this project.

We wonder if there's an exhibit ''honoring'' Obama's smearing of political opponents and his 2012 presidential campaign that disefranchised miltiary voters serving overseas.

Overall, this is what I'd expect an America-hating scumbag's ''presidential center'' to look like.