OUR NEW TOP TEN LIST: THE TOP TEN THINGS CANADIEN ACTOR RYAN REYNOLDS HATED ABOUT THE 1980'S

We here at The RSR like to hear from opposing viewpoints, even idiot actors. Today, we open the floor to Canadien actor Ryan Reynolds. He co-stars in a new movie SET IN the 1980's, ''MAYDAY''.

He made some rather ODD comments abooot the ''horrible, traumatic'' 1980's. I was surprised that Reynolds was born in the mid-70's yet he had so much historical knowledge TO SHARE.

 

He EVEN mentioned the 1962 ''CUBAN MISSILE CRISIS''.

Your bushy-tailed correspondent was born in 1964, and I paid scant attention to the world situation until I saw 1984 DEMOCRAT presidential candidate Walter Mondale make a fool of himself in a campaign commercial, crying in front of a classroom of 5 year olds, looking terrified and SNIVELING about THE ARMS RACE. I remember thinking ''Dude!!! The Ruskies are watching you!!!' Pull yourself together!!''

I WAS 19 at the time.

From the home office in Bovey, Minnesota.... Here's the new TOP TEN list. These are THE TOP TEN THINGS CANADIEN ACTOR RYAN REYNOLDS HATED ABOUT THE 1980'S. THESE ARE THE TEN THINGS THAT TRAUMATIZED THIS ACCLAIMED ''HISTORIAN'' AND STAR OF THE NEW MOVIE ''MAYDAY'', COMING TO A THEATER NEAR YOU.

10. Seeing Those American punks (and not Team Canada) beat The Russians at Lake Placid.

 9.  Seeing Republican Presidential candidate George H.W. Bush call Democrat opponent Mickael Dukakis a ''liberal'.'

 8. when The Democrats couldn't stop Reagan's 1981 Budget from being passed. DAMN!!!!!!!

 7. The Summit in Reykjavik, Iceland  ended without a deal. WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!! DOUBLE DAMN!!!!!!

 6. those traumatic eighties big hair styles and shoulder pads WTF!!!!?????

 5. losing the top score in Pac-man.

 4. that time I lost that hot redhead to the lead singer of Whitesnake

 3. that time my uncle said that Triumph was better than RUSH

 2. that time Earth almost became extinct because of the Chernobyl melt-down

 1. ''WHY ARE THEY TEARING DOWN THE BERLIN WALL???!!! IT'S A PERFECTLY GOOD WALL!!!!

THE DEMOCRATS ARE A NATIONAL SECURITY THREAT

 

If you believe in the axiom ''Demography is destiny''. you have to believe that the modern Democrat Party (The Democrat-Socialists of America) are ran by ARROGANT, America-hating traitors who would SELL their freedom and FAMILIES for power. The Democrat-Socialists believe that they are using Muslims to increase their STATUS, but it's really the Muslims that are using The Democrat-Socialists in their quest for world domination.

While the Muslims out-breed us, many American women butcher their babies and act like White men are public enemy #1. Democrats are saying that America needs millions of THIRD-WORLD non-Whites to bring this country DOWN.

The Democrats have been taken over by college-indoctrinated historical illiterates, taught to hate Western Civilization. America's enemies fund most of the universities in this country, gouging their customers into economic oblivion as ''the kids'' are being trained to be dutiful Communist revolutionaries. So far, they have elected an anti-Semitic mohammadon UGANDAN Communist Mayor IN New York City, Zohran Mamdani.

For Normal-Americans, it's shocking to see so many third-world leftists elected to Congress. It's even more concerning to see SO MANY foreign, soft-on-crime judges sitting on the judicial benches across the country, For Empathetic-Liberals, electing the third-world is how we make THE WORLD RIGHT. These judges are corrupt, UNAMERICAN  tyrants, always ruling against The Trump Administration before being ovverruled by The Supreme Court. If Donald Trump ties his shoe, these over-zealous lunatics would order him not to.

These little indoctrinated college communists are cannon fodder for our overlord-dictator wannabees, In Minnesota, DFL ''leaders'' Peggy Flanagan and Tim Walz tell their little revolutionaries to ''put their bodies on the line.'' America's enemies, ACTBLUE and USAID rob the taxpayers and fund protests across the country. If you want to know why THIS Summer has been so quiet and riot-free, it's because The Trump Administration, along with Elon Musk has DE-FUNDED these ANTI-AMERICAN PROTESTS. IT'S ABOUT TIME!!

All over Twitter/X and TikTok there are mohammadon extremists telling EVERYDAY AMERICANS they should NOT EAT BACON, ACTING LIKE THEY ALREADY RULE OUR COUNTRY. The Democrats see nothing wrong with electing Muslim extremists to Congress. In fact, whistleblowers reporting on Somali fraudsters and criminals are labelled as ''RACISTS'' AND ''ISLAMOPHOBES''.

Many Americans are CLUELESS as to the real-life horrors brought on by SHARIAH ''LAW''. LQBTQ GROUPS have joined with the Muslim extremists, oblivious to the truth that Gays in the Muslim world are pushed out of windows to their death. Many WHITE WOMEN have no idea that UNDER SHARIAH, MUSLIM males are allowed to beat and stone disobient wives TO DEATH. Many women are too busy PROTESTING IN SILLY HANDMAID TALE COSTUMES and telling themselves that the ''patriarchy'' is the problem. Idiotic leftist female Mayors pander to the moslems by wearing hijabs and burqas, putting on a ridiculous show FOR THEIR MUSLIM MASTERS. They would surrender their cities for the mohammadon vote. 

The most serious threat to our civilization is THE RED-GREEN COALITION OF REDS (COMMUNISTS) AND GREENS (ISLAMIC EXTREMISTS), The Democrats have embraced the two forces that have killed the most people, created the most misery,  and have destroyed the most lives in human history. The Democrats falsely accuse Trump of acting like a dictator because they accuse their enemies of what they are guilty of.

The Democrats are a national security threat, believing that a third-world, communist take-over of America will improve their lot in life and act like they are ''the right people'' to bring about a Socialist utopia. These lunatics are FURTHER TO THE LEFT THAN EVEN THE ULTRA-CORRUPT DEMOCRAT ESTABLISHMENT. These little college-indoctrinated communists are glib and spoiled-rotten. They have never learned the horrors of Marxism or of being conquered by mohammadons, and they are historically illiterate. They believe the way to make America better is by killing and persecuting the so-called ''rich'' people. 

The commie educrats are starting them young. The government schools have replaced ''reading and writing'' with ''revolutions and rioting''. While over a fifth of the country can't even read, the communist perverts teaching your kids take them out of class to protest Orange Man Bad. It's about time to DEFUND the government schools and the universities (the hate-indoctrination industry) and DEPORT muslims who demand Shariah ''Law'' because it is incompatible with our Costitutional system.

Finally, all you little so-called Christians had better get off your duff and VOTE. A Christian who doesn't vote IS A VOTE FOR AMERICA'S ENEMIES. Almost half of all Chrstians don't vote, and that's disgraceful.

Wake up, America! God help us.

SONG PARODY ALERT!!! JOHN LENNON'S ''IMAGINE 2026''

Imagine there's no Muslims

The World Trade Center's standing high

No Commies picking our pockets

or Corrupt Democrat lies

Imagine ''We the People''

Living happy and free

Imagine no more Shariah

 no more third-world criminals

or your ''cultural enrichment''

Your Quran is a load of bull

Imagine all the people

keeping what they earn

You

You may say I'm a capitalist

and I like to keep my guns

I hope someday you will be deported 

Here come ICE, You better run

Imagine there's no more recessions

We can afford food and gas

Democrat crooks thrown in jail

Mamdani can kiss our ass

Imagine only Americans voting

No more foreigners making our laws

You

You may say I'm a greedy bastard

but I'm not the only one

We'll send you back to your third-world country

Here comes ICE, You better run

THE U.S. NEWS MEDIA: TONIGHT, KING ARTHUR LOSES SWORDFIGHT WITH THE BLACK KNIGHT

Tonight's top story. The Trump Administration killed 40-50 Iranian Senior Leaders, including the Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khameni, while wiping out MOST OF their leadership. The Iranians insist that it's JUST A SCRATCH, AND DEMANDED America's IMMEDIATE SURRENDER.

 In other news, OUR new poll shows that Democrats will win MAJORITIES OF THE U.S. HOUSE AS WELL AS THE SENATE. Candidates favored by DSA (Democrat Socialists of America) are preferred by A WHOPPING 28% of American Voters. It looks like Americans are anti-semitic COMMUNISTS, and they want TO LIVE UNDER SHARIAH LAW.

                                              

                                                

Oh, this just in: The U.S. and Israelis have severely degraded Iran's military capabilites and their NAVY has been  sunk in the bottum of the sea. The Iranian Government insists that THE WAR IS GOING EXTREMELY WELL. We have our correspondent in D.C. to ask Trump's Press Spokesman WHY AND HOW KING ARTHUR....I MEAN, TRUMP IS LOSING THIS WAR?

MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST DECLARE IT A DRAW.

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Nicholae Carpathia (The Anti-Christ): Women Are Doing Most Of My Work For Me!!!

Even an occasional perusing of the news and social media is enough to be UNSETTLED of the non-stop spiritual battle happening in the world today. The world is becoming a vicious, evil place, and the fairer sex has been LEADING THE CHARGE AGAINST FREEDOM AND THE HUMAN RACE ITSELF.

In the classic novel ''1984'', George Orwell wrote ''It was always the women, and above all the young ones who were the most bigoted adherents to the party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies and nosers-out of unothodoxy''.

Here to comment on this is RSR regulat contributer Nicholae The Anti-Christ'' Carpathia:

YESSSS, WE ARE RIGHT ON TRACK!!!! America is ripe, AND THIS BIG, FAT APPLE IS READY TO FALL, JUST AS NEW YORK CITY FELL!! AS MY GIRL EVE LED ADAM ASTRAY, THE WOMEN ARE DESTROYING WESTERN CIVILIZATION!!!

The Governor of Massachusetts Maura Healey signed a new, HORRIFIC Abortion bill into law that would make Moloch proud. Lindsay Clancy killed her three small children, and demon-possessed women stand outside the courthouse supporting this LUNATIC. Luigi Mangione's groupies swoon over the murderer of Healthcare C.E.O. Brian Thompsoan. Young, unmarried women WITH A HOST OF MENTAL PROBLEMS HATE their country and are VOTING FOR MY DSA CANDIDATES!!!

Hundreds of Affluent White Female Leftists protest on behalf of illegal aliens even though many of these third world criminals commit violent crimes AGAINST  AMERICAN WOMEN. Many of these TOXIC EMPATHS learn to HATE America in MY HATE-INDOCTRINATION CENTERS, also known as ''universities.''

It's the women supporting Islam even though ''The religion of peace'' teach that rape is holy, that murdering Jews is godly, AND a wife who DISOBEYS her filthy MOON IDOL-WORSHIPPING husband can be buried to her neck and stoned to death. The AWFLs seem to have no problem with young Yazidi girls being locked in cages and burned alive;

Perhaps the reason why young women dominatie in the American universities is because they are voracious gluttons of evil, anti-American bigotry, or whatever MY DEMONIC, WESTERN CIVILIZATION-HATING PROFESSORS WANT TO ''TEACH'' THEM!!!

Did you see what happened when that ''Christian troublemaker'' Charlie KIrk was murdered by one of my CONFUSED, TWISTED trans cases? SO MANY AWFL COLLEGE PROFESSORS CELEBRATING ON TWITTER/X AND TIKTOK!! HOW WONDERFULLY DEMONIC!!!!

Even I AM AMAZED how many gullible women vote for SATANIC, ANTI-SEMITIC, SOCIALIST Democrats! My females WELCOME THE SEASON OF BAPHOMET, AND THE AMERICA-HATING, CORRUPT, FOREIGN ''SQUAD'' IN CONGRESS WHO ARE ROBBING THE AMERICAN PEOPLE OF THEIR WEALTH AS WELL AS THEIR PATRIOTISM. 

We keep accusing the suckers that AMERICANS ARE RACISTS, and they keep electing REAL RACIST THIRD-WORLD CORRUPTOCRAT-COMMUNISTS LIKE ILHAN OMAR AND RASHIDA TLAIB!!! I LOVE WHITE GUILT!!!!

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm doing what I can to deliver a ''not-guilty'' verdict for that EEEVIL lunatic Lindsay Clancy!!

TODAY'S WORD OF THE DAY: hamasshole

 ''hamasshole''

a portmanteau of ''Hamas'' and ''asshole''

(n.) An uneducated, (sometimes) violent anti-semite who spouts Hamas propaganda and rebrands Jew-hatred as social justice.

Example: The hamassholes celebrated the rapes and murders of Israelis on October 7th.

Is Jon Ossoff The Biggest Douche In The Universe THIS WEEK?

 

''The Biggest Douche In The Universe,'' the 15th episode of the sixth season of the animated series SOUTH PARK, featured a ''beauty'' pageant of gross, hideous creatures, vying for the HORRIBLE title. Apparently, who ever organized this contest never met a MODERN-DAY Democrat, BECAUSE DEMOCRATS WOULD DOMINATE THIS COMPETITION IF THEY WERE ALLOWED TO COMPETE

A douche is defined as an obnoxious or contemptable person. I think that douches are also abusive to others. All  modern-day liberals are abusive to taxpayers and law-abiding American citizens in general.. 

I would say if you ranked the 500 biggest douchenags in the universe, at least 450 would be well-known Democrat leaders. It's mandatory to be an AMERICA-HATING  DOUCHE if you want a place at the Democrat table. Such DOUCHETASTIC LUMINARIES include THE ULTRA-HATEFUL OBNOXIOUS DOUCHE HASAN PIKER, SOCIALIST GRIFTER-DOUCHE BERNIE SANDERS, DFL CORRUPTOCRAT MN GOVERNOR-DOUCHE TIM WALZ, CORRUPTOCRAT DOUCHE GREASY GAVIN NEWSOM, ZOHRAN THE MORON-DOUCHE MAMDANI, ANTI-SEMITIC THIRD-WORLD CORRUPTOCRAT SHE-DOUCHE ILHAN OMAR, and a host of other mean-spirited, ULTA-leftist COMMIE-DOUCHES..

This week's BIGGEST DOUCHE IN THE UNIVERSE is Georgia Democrat Senator Jon Ossoff, who suggested that President Trump and his close aide NATALIE HARP are having an affair during a speech AT A CAMPAIGN RALLY as the crowd laughed like hyenas.

To LEFTIST DOUCHE Jon Ossoff, ANYONE showing loyalty to ORANGE MAN BAD can be attacked. He is SUPPOSEDLY a PUBLIC SERVANT.

It WOULD BE unfair to deny Senator Ossoff his award THIS WEEK. The competition for the title ''BIGGEST DOUCHEBAG IN THE UNIVERSE'' AMONG DEMOCRATS is indeed FIERCE. All the Democrats are WINNERS, AND they ALL should be CROWNED.

There are many, many douches in the world. Almost ALL MUSLIMS are douches. Nearly ALL college professors are AMERICA-HATING DOUCHES. Many of them CELEBRATED THE MURDER OF CHARLIE KIRK.  DISGUSTING, EFFING DOUCHES.

If you're one of those AWFL fans of Luigi Mangeone, who murdered Healthcare C.E.O. Brian Thompsopn AND/OR Lindsay Clancy, the Mother who strangled her three children, YOU'RE A MENTAL CASE AND A DOUCHE. If you hate ICE AGENTS but protest for illegal  aliens, you're a TOXIC, EMPATHATIC DOUCHE.

So, congratulations to Georgia Senator Jon Ossoff. You're THE BIGGEST DOUCHEBAG IN THE UNIVERSE THIS WEEK. SO, DEAR RSR READERS, WHICH DEMOCRAT WOULD YOU CROWN AS KING OR QUEEN OF THE DOUCHES NEXT WEEK?

(Singing): ''THERE HE IS, THE BIGGEST DOUCHEBAG IN THE UNIVERSE THIS WEEK!!!!''