Does Anyone Remember The Name NITHYA RAMAN?

Does anybody out there remember the Los Angeles Mayoral Primary in early June where the most talk-about mayoral candidate of recent years came out in support of all the victims of the terrible, corrupt Los Angeles municipal government? He was comfy in second place on primary election night, and was ready to meet the incumbant in November's General election, but the corrupt system in Los Angeles KEPT counting newfound votes until that candidate was eliminated.

Do you even remember the communist third place candidate who krept into second place weeks after primary night? Her name is Nithya Raman, and she made a tear-filled concession speech on primary night, but the Democrat activists and union government employees who count the votes found enough ballots to spring her into second place and eliminate candidate Spencer Pratt.

Are you rememberiing now???

WHAT ABOUT KAREN BASURA? You may know her better as the incumbant, communist Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass. I was surprised to learn that this person is a radical terrorist with ties to other terrorists who bombed the U.S. CAPITOL IN 1983. She also did ''work'' with the Cuban Communist government. Remember when the Palisades neighborhood was set on fire, and she sprang right into action, taking a flight to Ghana where she attended an Embassey cocktail party as Palisades went up in flames.

Right now, there seems to be a blackout of news out of Los Angeles, and it looks like all news regarding this election has been memory-holed.  So, do you remember the name NITHYA RAMAN? She gave that tearful concession speech on Primary Night. She will give another concession speech on Election Night in November. Communists like to make a big SHOW about supporting ''democracy.''

The important thing to remember is that the hopelessly corrupt city of Los Angeles will still be ''ran'' by communist KAREN BASURA.......I mean, Karen Bass, and I think NITHYA RAMAN will still be a member of the Los Angeles City Council.

That guy who was cheated out of a chance to win the Mayor's office? Spencer Pratt is famous for his work in reality TV. Maybe a network should give him a new reality show where he exposes all the corruption and incompetence of the Los Angeles city government. Just an idea.

RSR's Foreign Correspondent Malcolm Spottswoode Commentary: Should Trump Keep Bitch-Slapping The Iranian Mullahs?

This week shows deteriorating poll numbers for President Trump in the conflict Against the Iranian dictators, as only about 25% of Americans POLLED approve of The Trump Administration's actions.

Here to comment on this situation is RSR's Foreign Correspondent and Former Director of TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE, MALCOLM SPOTTSWOODE:

Thank you, Red.

Yes, the polls look bad for The Ttump Administration, but many Americans who dissapprove of The White House's actions in Iran are bu**-f***king traitors and crybabies freaking out over $4.25 gas at the pump.

There's the mid-terms in November, and many voters will get on their knees for Their Commie towelhead DSA overlords (Douchebag Shitheads and Anti-Semites) for a ''little'' AFFORDABILITY. These illegal aliens and somalis DEMAND FREE FOOD, and CORRUPTOCRAT SOCIALISTS LIKE BERNIE SANDERS AND ABDUL MOHAMMAD EL-SAYED RAMALANGADINGDONG are willing to give them free stuff while screwing the American taxpayer..

I advise The President to keep bitch-slapping the dictators in Iran, and to wipe out the mullahs AND the Iranian Revolutionary Guard, as well as the Gayatollah --just like The Don sent his father to his eternal punishment. There are many advisors who want him to arm the Iranian Persians. although I'm not sure if giving weapons to cats is really a good idea.

There's a lot of depressed Republicans who think that they will lose their majorities in The House as well as The Senate. I saw one Louisiana REP drinking himself into a stuper,  He was thrown out of a D.C. bar, and he BARFED WHAT'S LEFT OF HIS GUTS FOR 45 MINUTES STRAIGHT, NON-STOP IN THE ALLEY.

i THINK It may be a mistake for Trump's Team to keep negociating with These Iranian ASSHOLES. There are many who keep saying that we should be satisfied with Iran's military being seriously degraded and we should just get The Strait of Hermuz opened. I think we should pound them some more, even if we have tp break some pyramids and sphinxes and stuff.

Iran is 7,150 miles from America.

There are many who think we should cool this conflict down, get gasoline under $3.50 a gallon, and try to keep our majorities in The House and The Senate. I say we fight them just like when we fought The Film Actor's Guild (F.A.G.), with Samuel L. Jackson, Sean Penn........AND MEATT DAYYYMON.

I advise The President that he gives The Secretary Of Kick-Ass Peter Hegseth more time to finish off the creep-dictators in Iran for good.

One last point. All you pu**ies out there who say we should just cut and run can JUST SUCK MY C***.

I AM MALCOLM SPOTTSWOODE, AMERICA!!! F*** YEAH!!!!!!

Goodbye To Women's Sports? Will This Trans Lunacy Accidently Bring About A New Golden Age?

Listening To talk radio, I heard the host read a letter from a University of Vanderbuilt Football player, Some of the football players had a game of Basketball with their nationally-ranked Women's basketball team. The Men took a big lead, while the women couldn't even cross the mid-court stripe or even pass the ball in, instead they would just throw the ball up, only to be intercepted and the men's team would easily score.

The nationally-ranked Vanderbuilt Women's basketball team QUIT at Halftime.

A while back, The U.S.A. Women's WORLD CHAMPION SOCCER TEAM PLAYED A SCRIMMAGE AGAINST A TEAM of High School boys and lost bad, 5-2.

I remember elementary school recess, where our 4th grade teacher would have us play kick-ball Boys vs. Girls, and many times, the girl's won. Their bodies were maturing faster than ours. I REMEMBER that Boys vs. Girls ended right around fifth grade. We also watched Billie Jean KIng beat Bobby Riggs. She was 29 and he was 55, but the media wanted US to KNOW that women were better than men. So, let's see Evonne Goologong play Bjorn Borg in ''Battle Of The Sexes 2''. She 's four years older than The Swedish superstar.

Now, we are watching trans athletes ranked 500th IN men's swimming smashing NCAA RECORDS in WOMEN'S SWIMMING,  trans Olympic boxers committing DOMESTIC ABUSE against their smaller female opponents, and the left insisting the Normals support their trans LUNACY. WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF THE NORMAL WORLD PLAYED ALONG WITH THIS SILLINESS???

The trans-activists act like you're violating their HUMAN RIGHTS if you don't include trans-Men in Women's sports.

This week, radio talk show host Clay Travis offered WNBA champions Las Vegas Aces $10 million if they could beat a team of high school BOYS of his choosing. The offer was his way of illustrating the absurdity and the lies of the the transMen-in-Women's sports movement. If we didn't seperate Men and Women in MANY sports, there wouldn't BE WOMEN'S SPORTS.

He also OFFERED the idea of adding a new WNBA franchase, THE NASHVILLE ''BALLS'', made up ENTIRELY of trans players. Could they EVER LOSE? WOULD ANYBODY EVEN WANT TO SEE THIS??

Maybe if we played along with this absurdity, it would DESTROY WOMEN'S SPORTS, and young women will become unwilling to take the ABUSE AND THE FRUSTRATION. Perhaps the next generation of women will REFUSE TO TAKE PART IN SPORTS, and FIND THE JOY IN OLD-FASHIONED FEMINITY STRAIGHT OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL OR COLLEGE. If they CHOOSE TO SETTLE DOWN, MARRY A MAN, AND PURSUE A LIFE OF MOTHERHOOD AND DOMESTIC BLISS the crazy trans-Activists might see their entire worldview blow up in their faces.. Goodbye Gloria Steinam, Hello Carol Brady!

It would just KILL the feminist hags and the ultra-leftists knowing that the young women in 2030's America PREFER TO TAKE CARE OF THE KIDS, WAITING FOR HUBBY'S family car to pull into the garage. She touches up her hair and greets him at the door, kissing him affectionately, then she tells him that the POTROAST is ALMOST DONE. She never took part in SPORTS DOMINATED BY TRANS-ATHLETIC SILLINESS, AND NOW SHE'S A YOUNG, HAPPY MOMMY. She's the REAL ''girlboss''........of her household.

What if the next generation looks like The early 1960's ''Mad Men'' era, where Dad goes to work at a job and Mom takes care of the babies. We could thank the trans idiots currently shoving this TRANSMANIA MEN IN WOMEN'S SPORTS LUNACY down our throats.

Hollywood Minute Report: Mary Kate And Ashley (The Olsen Twins) Are Starring In Superman Vs. Bizarro

It's The Hollywood Minute Report. THIS WEEK!!!............

iN THE ODYSSEY, the role of HERCULES went to improbable trans-actor Elliot (formerly Ellen) Page AND THE ROLE OF HELEN OF TROY WENT TO BLACK ACTRESS Lupita Nyong'o. 

In completely unrelated Hollywood newz......

We here at THE HOLLYWOOD MINUTE HAVE LEARNED  that PITCH PERFECT cutie ANNA KENDRICK will star AS THE MEAN GREEN FIGHTING MACHINE HIMSELF,, THE HULK in the upcoming super hero BLOCKBUSTER!!!!

We don't know yet if THE HULK will sing ''The Cup Song (When I'm Gone)'' in THIS INSTALLMENT.

A little birdy also tells us that MARY KATE AND ASHLEY, THE ADORABLE OLSEN TWINS (STARS OF FULL HOUSE WITH JOHN STAMOS BOB COULIER, AND THE LATE, GREAT BOB SAGET) WILL STAR IN THE NEXT SUPERMAN MOVIE. 

That's some truly INSPIRED CASTING!!!! The studio thinks that Mary Kate will star as Superman and Ashley will co-star as The Caped Crusader's look-a-like rival, BIZARRO.

We're also following a rumour that AMERICAN EAGLE SPOKESMODEL HOTTIE SYDNET SWEENEY WILL BE THAT TERRIFYING, ONE-EYED MONSTER, THE CYCLOPS in the next Greek Epic Adventure re-make, Jason And The Argonauts.

THAT IS THIS WEEK'S HOLLYWOOD MINUTE REPORT.  HOORAY FOR HOLLYWOOD!!!

Casey Kasem Counts Down The Top Ten Most Evil, Insufferable, Socialist-Democrat Leftist Whackjobs

 

We at RSR are pleased to welcome radio legend Casey Kasem, who is here to COUNT DOWN THE TOP TEN MOST EVIL SOCIALIST DEMOCRAT LOONEYBIRDS in THE COUNTRY. TAKE IT AWAY, CASEY!:

Thank you, RedSquirrel. Today I am counting down THE TEN MOST EVIL, INSANE SOCIALIST-DEMOCRAT LEFTIST WHACKJOBS!!!

(Disclaimer: These are the leftist whackjobs in the news, not the tens of millions of rank-and--file Democrats who rob the taxpayers, commit the crimes, vote ILLEGALLY, or even get caught cheating in countless elections across the country). ON WITH THE COUNTDOWN!!!!

(Singing voices) NUMBER 10.

At number 10, we have a newcomer Francesca Hong, a gubernatorial candidate in WISCONSIN who says that Thanksgiving should be ABOLISHED and that she had to leave a Culver's Resteraunt because there were so many old, WHITE PEOPLE. She is OBSESSED WITH RACE, EVEN CALLING ''TIPPING YOUR WAITRESS '' RACIST!! WOW, What a LUNATIC!

At number 9, we have looney Texas candidate for Senate James Talarico. He tells everybody he's a Christian, but he constantly hates on Christians! HE SAYS THAT HOMOSEXUAL ATHIESTS ARE BETTER CHRISTIANS THAN ACTUAL FOLLOWERS OF CHRIST!!! WHAT????!!!!

Falling out of THE TEP TEN, is the former SENATE candidate Graham Placker, who had a NAZI SS TOTENKOPF TATTOO ON HIS CHEST. He is also accused in multiple cases of sexual assault. WAY TO GO, MAINE!!!

(SINGING VOICES) NUMBER 8!!!!!!!

At number 8, we have Representative Pramila Jayapal, Democrat from Washington, Recently she interrupted a Mother's testimony WHO WAS TELLING THE STORY OF HER OWN DAUGHTER'S RAPE AND MURDER BY A VIOLENT ILLEGAL ALIEN. Jayapal interrupted her, saying that her testimony was a ''waste of time '' and that ''Nobody was interested''. SIMPLY HATEFUL!!!! THROW HER OUT AND DEPORT THIS EVIL, COMMUNIST SICKO!!!!

At number 7 this week is Somali-Minnesota Representative from the 5th District, Ilhan Omar. This third-world corruptocrat INSULTS AMERICANS CONSTANTLY AND NOBODY KNOWS IF SHE'S BROKE OR IF SHE AND HER HUSBAND HAS STOLEN ABOUT $30MILLION ROBBING FROM THE TAXPAYERS IN THE FEEDING OUR FUTURE CORRUPTION TAXPAYER FRAUD SCANDAL. THIS SOMALI0FIRST, AMERICA-LAST REP CALLS HERSELF A ''GIRL WHO GREW UP LIVING UNDER A DICTATORSHIP.'' WRONG!!!! SHE'S THE DAUGHTER OF A COLONEL IN THE FORMER COMMUNIST DICTATOR'S ARMY!!! She's in Congress because some JACK-ASS IMPORTED 80,000+ SOMALIS INTO MINNESOTA'S HENNEPIN COUNTY, AND NOW SHE CANNOT EVER BE VOTED OUT OF OFFICE!!!! She also infamously referred to the 9/11 attacks as ''A DAY SOME PEOPLE DID SOMETHING''!!!! Whoops, Sorry, folks..... I just threw up in my mouth a little!

(Singing voices) Number 6!!!!!

At number 6 we HAVE THAT OLD GRIFTER BERNIE SANDERS, Senator from Vermont! Bernie found his VERY FIRST JOB AT THE AGE OF 40!!!!! THE JOB? BITCHING ANOUT CAPITALISM!!!! Now, he's a super-rich, corrupt member of The U.S. Senate, STILL YELLING ABOUT CAPITALISTS AND OLIGRARCHS, WHILE HE HAS 3 MANSIONS TO COMPLAIN IN!!!! YOU MUST BE KIDDING ME!!!

ON TO NUMBER FIVE!!!!!

At number 5, we have LEFTIST, MOHAMMADON Michigan Senatorial candidate Abdul El-Sayed. One of the BIGGEST ANTI-SEMITES IN THE COUNTRY!!! He is so terrible, PSYCHOTIC INFLUENCER Hasan Piker HIMSELF makes campaign appearances with this hateful whackjob! HOLY HANNA!!!

We have Michigan Representative, MEMBER OF ''THE SQUAD,'' AND ALL-AROUND ISLAMO-NAZI Rashida Tlaib at number 4, who refers to The President as ''Motherf^cker'' during speeches at THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES. She flies a Palestian flag at her congressional office door,  AND SHE HATES AMERICA!!!! Plus, WHEN SHE SPEAKS THIS LUNATIC sounda like somebody running their fingernails on a chalkboard!!

At number 3 is that evil Maoisti inbluencer Hasan Piker.. He thinks that America DESERVED TO BE ATTACKED ON 9/11. Piker has publicly admired Mao Zedong, the GREATEST MASS MURDERER IN HUMAN HISTORY!! MOST NORMAL, EVERYDAY AMERICANS WANT TO PUNCH THIS PENCIL-KNECKED CREEP RIGHT IN THE MOUTH!!

At number 2 is that CRAZY Governor from The Land of 10,000 Lakes, Minnesota Governor ''Tampon'' Timmy Walz! (I have to take a bathroom break now, so here's a 16-MINUTE CLIP OF JUST SOME OF THE CRAZY, LOONEY THINGS HE HAS SAID AND DONE JUST IN THE LAST COUPLE MONTHS!!!)

Sound of a toilet flushing.

AND THE NUMBER ONE MOST EVIL SOCIALIST-DEMOCRAT LUNATIC IS THAT INSUFFERABLE ANTI-SEMITIC COMMUNIST-MOHMMADON MAYOR OF NEW YORK, ZOHRAN THE MORON MAMDANI. This lunatic was elected just last November, and he has EVERYONE LEAVING THE CITY. He's promised free busrides and rent, but living in The Big Apple has gotten MORE EXPENSIVE. These days this economic illiterate DOXXES and threatens rich, hard-working New Yorkers, WHILE THIS COMMUNIST DOUCHE FROM UGANDA FLASHES HIS BIG, SHIT-EATING SMILE. 

Well, that's this week's countdown. Next time, I COUNT DOWN THE TOP TEN DUMBEST DEMOCRATS. WILL AOC STAY AT NUMBER ONE, OR WILL DEMOCRAT PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE KAMALA HARRIS TAKE THE NUMBER ONE SPOT? SO LONG! Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars!

(AIRPLANE! UPDATE) After 46 Years, Former Los Angeles Cabbie Finally Remembers To Turn Off Meter

Have you ever took a vacation, and wondered if you turned off the oven?

75 year old Ted Striker, a former Los Angeles taxi cab driver, suddenly remembered last week that he had left the meter on of his taxi cab 46 YEARS AGO. In 1980, a middle-aged man had hailed the cab, and Striker turned on the meter, then ran into an airport terminal to take care on some personal business.

It appears the passenger left the cab and the meter running, and now SOMEBODY owes the YELLOW CAB COMPANY $18,654,095, but nobody knows who the middle-aged passenger was. 

''He must have been in a hurry, unwilling to wait for me to come back'', said Striker. ''Still, I am glad that I was able to stop the meter and return the cab to the garage after all these years''.

Stryker, 75 years old, lives in Anaheim with his wife Elaine. He is a retired airline pilot.

Anthony Fauci: Dear Diary

 

May 6, 2020

Dear Diary,

The bad news: Thousands dead

The GOOD news: Met Julia Roberts at CNN. I think she likes me!

If Ivermectin and hydroxichlorquin aren't discedited, I might lose a fortune.

Rand Paul is being a big Butt-head! 

He wishes he could be as GREAT AS I AM!!! I AM SCIENCE!!!!!