AND NOW, A MESSAGE FROM THE SUPREME LEADER OF IRAN

Dear American Democrat-Socialists,

Get out and vote and destory THE GREAT SATAN TRUMP AND  HEGSETH'S WAR-MONGERING REGIME AS WELL AS THAT FILTHY GENOCIDAL JEW NETANYAHU!!!!

A VOTE for El-Sayed and Flanagan and Talarico is A VOTE TO END THE REPUBLICAN MAJORITIES THAT THREATEN THE ENTIRE WORLD!!! Our worldwide MOHAMMADON CALIPHATE DEPENDS ON YOU DEMOCRATS, SO GET OUT AND VOTE!!!

When you Democrat-Socialists take back the majorities in The House and The Senate, you protect our BASIC HUMAN rights to STONE WOMEN TO DEATH FOR SHOWING THEIR HAIR, to marry our 9-year old nieces, and to keep exporting terror around the world. Doesn't that SOUND NICE?

On November 3rd, VOTE FOR DSA ALL THE WAY!!! You can also vote early or ABSENTEE. In much of your country, you can also harvest votes. Also, don't let the racist Republicans stop you from voting if you're an undocumented immigrant!!!!

Your ''friends'' in Iran ENTHUSIASTICALLY SUPPORT THE DEMOCRATIC SOCIALISTS OF AMERICA, SO GET OUT AND VOTE!!!

WELCOME TO MINNESOTA. THIS IS THE D.F.L. PARTY

 

They Found More Writings Of Nostradamus

Michel de Nostredame, better know as Nostradamus, was a 16th century man famous for his predictions. He made cryptic forecasts relating to the rise of Hitler, the assassination of John F. Kennedy, and many other historical events. Recently, historians discovered even more writings near his childhood home, stashed in the wall of a local family's work shop. Here are some interesting findings:

We believe that this prediction was about Muslim internet  ''influencer'' Hasan Piker:

Hornets from Hell flew out of his Turkish beak

Born on third base, Influencer of Hate

A Grey-Coated one says ''The Towers deserved to FALL and BURN on 9 plus 10 plus 1!!!''

and the Mohammadons shall RULE the Earth so let it be done!!!!

We believe this prediction describes Kamala Harris's rise to power:

And the Great Whore arose off her knees, and climbed

the ranks of power

Laughing and Cackling like a Hyena

Speaking in word salads, Speaking Nonsense, a tower of Babel

Her campaign crashed and burned as Donald with Orange Hair returned

We're sure this prediction relates to the 2026 mid-term elections:

In the year 2000 plus 20 plus 6

young and envious foolish knaves full of envy and ignorant of history

chose chains of slavery under the mohammadon rule and

to make the streets run red with the blood of the rich 

And finally, a prediction relating to the Conflict with Iran:

The Orange-hair ruler attacked and

the mullahs saw fireballs fall from the sky

In Western Babylon, the first world cried and complained

about the AFFORDABILITY of petrol

HEADLINE: ANTI-SEMITIC RAPPER MACKLEMORE YELLS ''FREE PALESTINE'' DURING SHOW

                                                Pretty Fly For An Anti-Semite

Legendary Insult Comic Don Rickles Roasts ''Influencer'' Hasan Piker

 We here at The RedSquirrel Report are honored to welcome the legendary comedian and master of insult comedy, THE GREAT DON RICKLES. He wanted to deliver a message to leftist 'influencer'' Hasan Piker. 

Here he is, Mr. DON RICKLES!''

THE BAND PLAYS DON RICKLES' WALK-ON MUSIC, La Virgen De La Macarena AKA The Bullfighter Song 

Thanks, you RED HOCKEY PUCK.

First of all, I have a message to all the third-world, non English speaking voters and undocumented migrants out there.. '' KAMALAMALAMA LAKALABOOOOGIDDYBOOOOBITYBOOGITTY!!!!!''

To our Spanish-speaking friends, i say ''Si illegalo seniors and senoritas, ICE will be alongo soono. Just geto on the busso!''

Every time I see Hasan Piker I always WONDER (ten-second pause) HEY HOCKEY PUCK, ARE YOU WEARING A MASK? They call THIS DORK an ''influencer''. He influences me to THROW UP!!!

Hasan Piker said that America deserved to be attacked on 9/11.. i THINK PIKER SHOULD BE LOCKED IN A CAGE WITH  SEX-STARVED GORILLAS!!!

This hockey puck HASAN IS A BIG ADMIRER OF CHINESE COMMUNIST DICTATOR MAO ZEDONG WHO IS THE BIGGEST MASS MURDERER IN HUMAN HISTORY. SOMEBODY SEND THIS HATEFUL DOUCHE BACK TO THE 4TH GRADE!!!

THIS HATEFUL IDIOT SAYS HE WANTS THE STREETS TO RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF CAPITALISTS. HEY YA COMMUNIST LUNATIC, ANSWER THE DOOR. THE F.B.I. IS PAYING YOU A VISIT!!

AND FINALLY, GOD TOOK DOLLY PARTON AND LEFT THIS CREEP HASAN PIKER. (LOOKING UP) WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU HOCKEY PUCKS DOING UP THERE???!!!!

THAT'S IT. I'M OUT OF HERE!!! (Cue The Bullfighter music)

BRIAN STELTER: THE 1ST AMENDMENT GIVES CNN AND MS-NOW THE RIGHT TO SLANDER AND RELENTLESSLY ATTACK THE PRESIDENT

 

Last Friday, President Trump banned CNN, MS-NOW, and Politico from The White House over ''unfavorable coverage''. Recently, ABC NEWS had agreed to pay a $15 million defamation settlement to The Trump Presidential Library AND PARAMOUNT paid a $16 million settlement FROM misleading editing on a ''60 minutes'' story on The President.

Almost EVERYTHING the liberal mainstream news media says is false OR AT LEAST MISLEADING. Almost ALL of their reporting is negative, and they will not report ANYTHING POSITIVE regarding The President or his Administration.

They incessantly harp on the price of gas, but will not report on the record low poverty rate.

According to our D.C. source, The Administration believes that  CNN and MS-NOW don't really need access to The White House. They can just keep LYING and reporting ''FAKE NEWS'' without sending their correspondents to The White House Press Room.

Many on the left are accusing The President of VIOLATING the First Amendment rights of reporters to slander and relentlessly attack The President.

According to CNN's Chief Media Analyst Brian Stelter:

Thie First Amendment gives CNN and MS NOW and NBC and ABC NEWS and Politico and 60 Minutes the right TO SLANDER AND RELENTLESSLY ATTACK THIS NAZI DICTATOR. In the 1930's the horrors of NAZISM didn't START with the GAS CHAMBERS. Hitler started by banning the members of The Press FROM HIS DAILY PRESS CONFERENCES!

CNN, MS-NOW, and Politico, with the help of George Soros, USAID, and ACTBLUE  have announced a lawsuit against The Trump Administration. WE UNDERSTAND THE CASE WILL BE REFERRED TO AS:

''NATTERING NABOBS OF NEGATIVISM CNN, MS-NOW, AND POLITICO V. THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION''

We will keep you abreast on this important story.

Hunter S, Thompson's Fear And Loathing On The 2026 Campaign Trail

I wonder what the great gonzo journalist Humter S. Thompson would be saying right now if he had to cover the Democrats running for public office in 2026:

Dear Ralph,

THIS CAMPAIGN TRAIL is horrifying, with so many mohammadon swine and communists determined to put an end to our great republic, I really need to make sure I don't run out of my ''supplies''. I don't see myself making it through to Election Day.

There's not enough Wild Turkey and grapefruit in the world for this.

In a just world, this Wretched, filthy Mohammadon asshole El-Sayed would be DEPORTED. I covered his campaign and caught him lying from one end of Michigan to the other. One day he tells a communist muslim crowd that he WANTS TO make American FOOTBALL ILLEGAL WHILE french kissing that HATEFUL spincbter douche Hasan Piker. The next day he's telling a crowd at the University of Michigan that he scored 5 touchdowns in the 2014 Rose Bowl. All this Evil, dishonest creep does is pander. I think the term is ''TAQIYYA''.

Then, it was off to cover that corrupt Communist Harpy Peggy Flanagan. That vile, leftist weirdo is glasses-deep in all of the corruption in Somalisota, and most of The D.F.L. (Democrat-Fraudster-Liar) Party should be locked in prison for the next 20 years, Some asshole or group of assholes imported almost half of the population of Somalia, the place where our Blaxk Hawk soldiers were murdered and dragged around. That's the thanks we get for keeping these light bulb-headed savages from starvation. 

Now, they do what they do......STEAL EVERYTHING THEY POSSIBLY CAN FROM THEIR HOSTS, THEIR NEIGHBORS, AND FROM THEIR FRIENDS AND ENEMIES ALIKE. I HEAR their number one industry is  ''piracy''. All the democrat females running for office in 2026 are pandering to the so-called ''religion of peace'' by donning the traditional garb of these satan-worshipping rapists.

I covered that effeminette weirdo James Talarico. I understand he wants to make barbeques illegal in Texas and replace The Alamo and with a mosque. Confucious was more of a Christian than this clown!

These little arrogant America-hating communsit college kids think that inflation will go away if they elect this bunch of communist-Islamo-NAZIS. They keep using this bullshit term ''AFFORDABILITY''. They want to drag the landlord down main street and doucheboy Hasan wants the streets running red with the blood of capitalists.

I remember the good ole days, hating Republicans like that paranoid douche Tricky Dick made politics a little more fun. Now, it's the woke assholes trying to shame America from her affluence and freedom as they threaten everyone who loves this country. They are working their hardest to alienate even old school Democrats and trying to replace us with America-hating foreigners. I use to enjoy visiting colleges, but now these dreadful assholes are celebrating the murder of people like Charlie Kirk. This crap never happened before. The Democrat party acts like everyone is possessed.

I'll try to get through the next 6 weeks. When the going gets tough, the tough get WIERD. I hope I CAN MAKE IT TO NOVEMBER.

Your friend, Hunter S. Thompson.