If We Republicans Acted Like Democrats We Would Be (And Should Be) Ashamed Of Ourselves

This week, members of The (Masked) Patriot Front, a group of liberal idiots masquerading as White Nationalists, boarded a DC Metro train in their sunglasses, masks, and tan khakis, and ''surrounded'' a lone Black female rider.

There was a photographer from Reuters on the scene to capture the performative stupidity, and the hosts on CNN and MSNOW had trouble breathing as they expressed their ''terror'' at the image of this silly, fake stunt. They compared the Black female to Rosa Parks, and nobody at CNN informed their misinformed viewers that this was very LIKELY a performance from the threatrical wing of The Southern Poverty Law Center. 

The SPLC was RECENTLY caugtht fraudulently throwing millions of taxpayer dollars pulling racist stunts so they ''could fight racism.'' This scene on the train must have been the latest performance starring these ''right-wing thespians''. Instead of admitting what this really was, all the Trump-hating yapping liberal parrots said this picture is ''TRUMP'S AMERICA''.  Leftist activist Brian Krassenstein even tweeted ''This photo should win the Pulitzer.''

ULP, I just threw up a little.

Leftists are ALWAYS putting on custumes and acting like the ultra-obnoxious version of what they think their enemies are. Tim Walz and LEFTIST SNOB John Kerrey put-on their Elmer Fudd costume when they want to come across like ''regular guys''. Some creeps dress like drag queens, offending any NORMAL, REAL woman. These masked Patriot Front douches dress in sunglasses, masks, and tan khaki pants and march around like Ku Klux Klan rejects. TAKE OFF THE MASKS, YOU COWARDS!

For the left, EVERY DAY is Halloween.

Have you EVER seen current House Speaker Mike Johnson or ANY Republican put on a Democrat costume and act like lunatic morons? If ANY Republican EVER did this, he or she would be primaried out of office and universally shunnned. If we Republicans ever acted like Democrat-Socialists we would be (and should be) ashamed of ourselves.

There is A BIG DIFFERENCE between ICE AGENTS WEARING MASKS and THE MASKED PATRIOT FRONT. ICE AGENTS HAVE TO wear masks because dangerous LEFTIST protestors will DOXX and threaten their families if these federal agents are identified.

To appeal to ''EVERYDAY, NORMAL'' MALE VOTERS, the Dems recruited Graham Platner to run against Maine's ultra-moderate Senator Susan Collins. Platner has a NAZI tattoo on his chest, and has a long history of ACTING LIKE A PIG AROUND WOMEN. This is how The Democrats plan to appeal to ''NORMAL, EVERYDAY'' MALE VOTERS? 

Democrat strategists must think it's a bad idea to educate or inform the voters,  just put on ANOTHER BIG, SILLY SHOW. Will The Democrats EVER end this silliness? Don't hold your breath. 

SPORTS: BELGIUM BEATS USA 4-1 IN NO-HANDS, KICK HOCKEY (TRUMP BLAMED FOR LOSS)

 

Ralph Wiggum: The Supreme Court's Majority Decision On Birthright Citizenship Is Nice!

LAST WEEK was a bad week in the history of what's left of our country, as The Supreme Court DECIDED to liberalize Birthright Citizenshiup laws.  Ruling against a President Trump executive order, THE HIGH COURT RULED THAT anyone can enter the country to give birth, even ChiCom operatives and illegal immigrants.

NOW, You don't have to be the least bit loyal to America or know anything about being an American citizen.  You can just use this country for purposes of birth tourism, and ANYONE can plan a week's vacation to give birth while they're here. The baby is AUTOMATICALLY a legal American citizen. 

Here to give his opinion on this decision is our resident liberal legal expert, Springfield's resident legal scholar, Ralph Wiggum:

Oh no, I got a crayon stuck in my nose!

It was NICE for The Supreme Court to let babies of undocumented immigrants become Americans, as they decided to let the WHOLE WORLD STAY, especially if they want FREE STUFF. MY FAVORITE SUPREME COURT JUSTICE Kitangi Brown-Jackson, along with Rooter Sotorooter, Kegel, Roberts, the high school rapist Kavanaugh and the Pope's Mom Barrett ruled for the majority. Uncle Tom Clarence Thomas, Alito, and Gollum ruled for the meanies.

Oh darn, I just swallowed some paste. MY TONGUE IS STUCK!!!! MY TONGUE IS STUCK!!!!!

Now, your baby doesn't have to do all that PAPERWORK to be an American! 130,000,000 Americans can't read, so what's another 20,000,000? It's unpossible to pass a high school English test if you don't even know English, so why punish a baby before he or she can even LEARN to speak?

WE ARE AFRAID OF ICE. IT IS SLIPPERY, MEAN AND DANGEROUS STRANGER DANGER!!!! THE TRUMP MEANIES PUT UNDOCUMENTED BABIES IN CAGES!!!!! I SAW AOC CRYING ON THE VIEW!!! INOW I'M SCARED OF THAT SONG ICE ICE BABY!!!!

It is UNCONSCIONABLE that 3 of the justices tried to take birthrights away from babies. That's not very welcoming! Some people are complaining about birth tourism. Is it ANYBODY'S BUSINESS IF YOU WANT TO HAVE A BABY WHILE YOU'RE ON VACATION????

I think it was my hero Governor Tampon Tim who said ''One man's ILLEGAL ALIEN is another man's NEIGHBOR.''

That's it for now. Darn, I just stapled by head to my shoulder.

HEADLINE: HORROR WRITER / MAINE RESIDENT STEPHEN KING HOPES CANDIDATE PLATNER STAYS IN SENATE RACE

 

Graham Platner Saves His Candidacy By Announcing His Conversion To Islam

Embattled Maine Democrat Senatorial Candidate Graham Platner has announced his conversion to Islam, saving his candidacy. As a Muslim observing the female abuse-rape-forced child marriage tenants in Shariah law, recent credible sexual assault accusations have SUDDENLY become a CAMPAIGN BOOST.

PLATNER CAN NOW SAY HE'S JUST BEING OBEDIENT TO ALLAH, and finds his popularity almost DOUBLE among TRUMP-HATING FEMALE DEMOCRATS. 

Many anti-Semitic lunatic mohammadons like Hassan Piker are excited to throw their support behind Platner, but Piker is still watchful of his commitment to the cause of replacing a Constitutional Republic with an Islamic-Communist Dictatorship.

Soon, there could be SCORES OF Palestian flags and signs reading ''Susan Collins, We're Coming For You Next'' ''From The River To The Sea'', and 'Behead Collins'' at Graham Platner rallies.

Many Muslim voters already find Platner's SS TOTENKOPF chest tattoo quite attractiuve. His enemies are their enemies, therefore, Platner has friends among Jew-hating Muslims AND COLLEGE GRADUATES. They see no real controversy with the tattoo. 

Still, Platner still has work ahead. He needs to grow a beard, or some Muslim leaders may think that he looks too much like a woman. He also has to put his wife in a Hijab and beat her if she disobeys him. Many Democrats and Muslims agree with Platner that it's the woman's fault if she is raped, and if you accuse a Muslim of AMY crime it's only because you're a RACIST.

With Platner's conversion to Islam, Senator Bernie Sanders and several other DC Democrats of The Red-Green COALITION are thinking about renewing their support. Still, they may need to step up their voter fraud operation in Maine to win in November.

Yakov Smirnoff Reports From Comrade Mandani's Fifth Of July Parade

It's Independence Day weekend across America, and in much of the country, happy Americans celebrate our nation's 250th birthday, while in New York City, Communist Mayor Zohran Mamdani is ''reflecting'' on America's history of racism and ''injustice''..

He's not reflecting on Islam's 1,700 year history of rape, murder, and enslavement or 100+ years of communist carnage.

Our New York Correspondent Yakov Smirnoff is on the scene at Mamdani's ''Fifth of July'' Parade down 5th, 6th, AND 7th Avenue, beginning AND  ending at Time's Square. The Mayor has banned the general public, but there seems to be a parade starting:

Hello, RedSquirrel, This is Yakov reporting from Times Square. There are probaby 10,000 Muslims praying to Allah here. Mamdani banned the general public. In other word's ''Americans, Jews, and Christians.'' He said there isn't enough room for both Americans and thousands of Muslims with their asses in the air praying. These Muslims have a float with the words ''DEATH TO AMERICA'' festooned with crepe paper. The Mayor is seated on it waving to an imaginary crowd.

Here comes another vehicle decorated with a big sign which reads ''Mamdani Power And Light''. I have learnied that Comrade Mamdani will be taking control of ALL THE UTILITES IN THE CITY AND has told residents that they should turn their thermostat up to 78 degress to deal with this hot weather. He wants his illegal alien voters living rent- free in luxury hotel suites, and they are to be allowed to turn THEIR THERMOSTATS down to 62.

WHAT A COMMIE!!!! heh, heh, heh......WOW, I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT WILL HAPPEN THIS WINTER!!!!

Mamdani's Motto: ''Rules for thee, not for me. You work, I eat. If you don't like it, tough toenails.''

There's a LONG LINE of Mamdani supporters carrying a banner reading ''DEMOCRATIC SOCIALISTS OF AMERICA''.Why do I get the feeling I will soon be seeing these same people standing in line at the city government-ran grocery stores waiting in line for toilet paper? Heh, heh, heh.

In America, toilet paper waits for you. In Comrade Mamdani's NYC, you wait in line for toilet paper.

In this Communist parade, I see no tanks, but there are OVERSIZED POSTERS OF COMMUNIST LEADERS MAMDANI AND THE THREE COMMUNIST CANDIDATES WHO RECENTLY WON IN THEIR PRIMARIES AGAINST ESTABLISHMENT DEMOCRATS.

Here's a float with NYC's Renter's Rights Activists. It's decorated with puppet landlords hanging in effegy. YIKES!!!

Here's a float with America's founding Fathers depicted as demons. Someone FROM LA RAZA dressed as an Indian chief is making A LAND ACKNOWEDGMENT through a bullhorn, AND there's a group of children from a local government elementary school, lead by their purple-haired ''teachers'' chanting ''NO ONE IS ILLEGAL ON STOLEN LAND!!!''

They've replaced ''reading and writing'' with ''revolution and rioting.''

Here's The Columbia University float, who are representing The America-hating hate indoctrination industry (cough: colleges), and here's a float left over from a recent ''No King's'' protest with President Trump hanging in effegy, I'm also SEEING THE ''DEATH TO AMERICA'' float, and THE BLM FLOAT, along with  the ''Love And Tolerance'' float. WOW! IT'S A SEA OF HYPOCRACY!!!! Heh, heh, heh.......

There will be no fireworks here, only violent criminals and activists from BURN LOOT MURDER celebrating their freedom by shooting their shotguns into the air,

We're not sure if or when it will be safe for EVERYDAY Americans to step foot in Time's Square again. This is your correspondent Yakov Smirnoff, signing off from Comrade Mamdani's July FIFTH Parade in New York. So long! Heh, heh. heh...

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