TOP TEN THINGS MICHIGAN DEMOCRAT CANDIDATE ABDUL EL-SAYED HATES ABOUT AMERICA

It's Election season, and we're learning so much about the candidates.Looney Wisconsin gubernatorial candidate Francesca Hong hates Thanksgiving, loves Thanksgiving, and hates seeing old White people. 

Muslim-Socialist Michigan Senatorial candidate Abdul El-Sayed has quite a list of things he HATES about America, AND Western Civilization for that matter.

From our home office in Bovey, Minnesota, we present our new TOP 10 LIST. These are THE TOP TEN THINGS MICHIGAN SENATORIAL CANDIDATE ABDUL EL-SAYED HATES ABOUT AMERICA:

10. Christians

  9 Jews

  8, White people

  7. Black people

  6. Football

  5. Independence Day fireworks

  4. job-creators

  3. The free market

 2. non-muslims

 1. non-Communists

Sports: Following Hard Foul On Sophie Cunningham, Indiana Fever Add Muscle

AND NOW, THE RSR SPORTS REPORT WITH JOE PISCOPO:

THANKS, RED.

Tonight in THE WNBA, Controversial Shooting Guard--small forward Sophie Cunningham is going for a lay-up, when Chicago Sky ENFORCER DiJonai ''THE CLOTHESLINE'' Carrington CLOTHERLINES HER, ALMOST DECAPITATING Sophie. A flagrant foul 2 is called, and DiJonai is (Joe clicks his tongue) THROWN OUT OF THE GAME!!!

Since the ASSAULT on Sophie, MY SOURCES TELL ME that THE FEVER ARE ADDING SOME MUCH-NEEDED MUSCLE, adding THE EXTREMELY TOUGH HANSON SISTERS DANIELLE, STEPHANIE, AND JESSICA to the Fever roster.

The Hanson ''sisters'': Left to Right: Danielle, Stephanie and Jessica, or is it Sephanie, Jessica, and Danielle?

We understand the ''sisters'' are FORMER HOCKEY PLAYERS.

This is a big, BIG story, as The WNBA have indicated that they are NOW ALLOWING MEN IDENTIFYING AS WOMEN INTO THE LEAGUE. Former NBA player, Enes Kanter Freedom has made his intention known to enter The DRAFT NEXT YEAR.

Also, we understand that Tammy ''Dr. Hook-Shot'' McKracken is a very sought-after GOON/enforcer, probably a top 5 draft choice in the next WNBA DRAFT.

THAT'S SPORTS TONIGHT. I'M JOE PISCOPO. BACK TO YOU, RED!

The Democrat's Insane 2026 Campaign Strategy: Brainwash, Inflame, Terrify, Anger, And Alienate 70-90% Of The Voters

Imagine The American Voters as a spectrum. On the Right side, you have 30% Republican. On the Left side, you have 30% Democrats, while both sides try to appeal to the 40% in the middle. We call these people 'moderates''. For the MOST part, neither party OWNS their vote.

While The Republicans run with nice, mostly-White, handsome, square-headed CONSERVATIVE, PATRIOTIC men and MAGA women who look like highly-agreeable dolls, The Democrats recruit FOREIGN, hateful, NAZI tatted, anti-Thanksgiving, and haters of Western Civilization.

In Michigan, The Republicans are running SOLID CONSERVATIVE candidate Mike Rodgers.The Democrats have Abdul El-Sayed, a HATEFUL, ANTI-SEMITIC SOCIALIST.

They say that El Sayed is the favorite. What Gives?

The Republicans have their 30% on The Right and are appealling to the 40% in The Middle, while the Democrats are alienating HALF OF THEIR OWN BASE. We are hearing that BLACK MEN CAN'T STAND El-Sayed. Who is going to vote for this Socialist Mohammadon-Extremist? Muslims, Anti-Semites, communist college students and AWFLs? (Affluent White Female Leftists)? What is that? 16-17% OF THE VOTER SPECTRUM?? YOU'RE GONNA WIN WITH 16-17? 

DEMOCRAT CAMPAIGN WORKERS WILL HAVE TO DO AN AMAZING AMOUNT OF CHEATING TO WIN THIS ONE.

In Minnesota, I think THE QUESTION THAT EACH VOTER SHOULD BE ASKING THEMSELVES IS  ''DO YOU OPPOSE DFL CORRUPTION OR DO YOU WANT EVEN MORE OF YOUR MONEY STOLEN AND GIVEN TO THE CORRUPTOCRATS, ILLEGALS, AND SOMALI CRIMINALS? '' The ''NEWS'' MEDIA SAYS THAT Democrats STILL lead in the polls. God help us. 

How can people STILL vote for Democrats? One of my theories is ''You are who you listen to'', and Democrat voters are punch-drunk on NPR, The View, CNN, MSNOW, and other ''news'' sources that smack them in the face like Manny Pacquuio hitting the speed bag with NON-STOP LIES. The quickness of misinformation almost breaks the time-space continuom, giving these liberals such a terrible case of TDS they would blame President Trump for starting World War 2. 

It's AMAZING how some everyday Americans can STILL vote for a Democrat. They have the so-called ''news'' media barking for them.

Black voters are more conservative than most White Americans, and more pro-life, yet the vast amount of Black voters still vote Democrat. The Republicans fail to make their case and allow The Democrats to keep lying to Black voters somewhere in the moderate middle on the issues.

The Democrat party has been taken over by the Hate Caucus. They call themselves ''Socialists'', but they are Communists-Muslims. (The Red-Green Coalition) They speak hate non-stop. They talk about KILLING THEIR ENEMIES. They make the 15 % on the extreme Left VERY EXCITED, but they're alienating and angering Normal-Americans

The American People HAVE TO ANNIHILATE The SOCIALIST-COMMUNIST Democrat candidates and they have to be taught A LESSON in November or this country will be in horrible danger,

A Red Forman Commentary: Abdullah El-Sayed, Hasan Piker, And Francesca Hong Deserve A Kick In The Ass

We here at RSR are happy to welcome Eric's Dad, Correspondent Red Forman to GIVE HIS THOUGHTS  on The 2026 Election season. Today's commentary centers on Michigan Senatorial candidate Abdul El-Sayed, Wisconsin Gubernatorial candidate Francesca Hong, and ''infiuencer'' Hasan Piker:

Thanks, Red. Hey, i like your name.

It's ME, Eric's Dad, here to kick some ASS, namely that HATEFUL mohammadon douche Abdul EL-Sayed, his creepy LITTLE friend Hasan Piker, and that looneytoon batshit crazy whackjob, Democrat gubernatorial candidate, Francesca Hong. She says she wants to cancel THANKSGIVING. Who does she think she is, The Thankgiving GRINCH??? My spectacular wife Kitty makes one Hell of a Thanksgiving Day turkey. I think this Francesca babe is a MALADJUSTED SOCIALIST WEIRDO.

This whackjob said she had to leave a Culver's resteraunt because there were too many old, WHITE people. I don't know about you, but that sounds kinda RACIST. I thought that politicians were supposed to NOT SOUND RACIST. I'm voting for her opponent. SHE GETS THE SECOND PLACE RIBBON AND A KICK IN THE ASS.

Michigan Democrat Mohammadon Socialist Abdul El-Sayed hates White AND Black people, AND SAYS HE WANTS TO give everybody FREE HEALTHCARE, BUT I DON'T THINK HE HAS TOLD US HOW HE'LL PAY FOR IT OUTSIDE OF ''TAXING THE RICH''. These Arab Socialists tell us about all the free stuff they'll give us. Is he a Genie? I don't remember rubbing a lamp. I understand he's very popular with the pot-smoking commies in the university dormrooms. Just say ''NO'' to drugs, mohammadons, communists, and these America-hating douchebags running for office

I might move the family to Michigan so I can vote for his opponent, Republican Mike Rogers . As for that mohammadon Socialist jerk, he gets a kick in the ass.

Hasan Piker isn't running for anyting, but he should be running to avoide my foot kicking his hateful, commie ass. This creep says that Muslims should rape White women and daughters. If this creep comes anywhere near my wife or my adorable daughter Lori, I'll break his neck with my bare hands. You can go right ahead and call me an ''islamophobe''. My only regret is that I have only two ass-kicking feet to give for my family and country.

This so-called ''influencer'' Piker admires Chinese communist dictator Mao Zedong, and even walks around with a Chairman Mao grey coat on. Hasan must have quit school in the 4th Grade, admiring the greatest mass murderer in human history. Either he's an ignorant retard or a horribly maladjusted psychopath. Either way, he deserves a GREAT BIG kick in the ass. 

This evil douche also said we deserved to be attacked on 9/11. The democrats will have to do A HELL OF A LOT of cheating to win.

Why can't these mohammadon lunatics be more like Eric's friend Fez? He's weird but he's a nice kid.

GOD BLESS AMERICA.

Does Anyone Remember The Name NITHYA RAMAN?

Does anybody out there remember the Los Angeles Mayoral Primary in early June where the most talk-about mayoral candidate of recent years came out in support of all the victims of the terrible, corrupt Los Angeles municipal government? He was comfy in second place on primary election night, and was ready to meet the incumbant in November's General election, but the corrupt system in Los Angeles KEPT counting newfound votes until that candidate was eliminated.

Do you even remember the communist third place candidate who krept into second place weeks after primary night? Her name is Nithya Raman, and she made a tear-filled concession speech on primary night, but the Democrat activists and union government employees who count the votes found enough ballots to spring her into second place and eliminate candidate Spencer Pratt.

Are you rememberiing now???

WHAT ABOUT KAREN BASURA? You may know her better as the incumbant, communist Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass. I was surprised to learn that this person is a radical terrorist with ties to other terrorists who bombed the U.S. CAPITOL IN 1983. She also did ''work'' with the Cuban Communist government. Remember when the Palisades neighborhood was set on fire, and she sprang right into action, taking a flight to Ghana where she attended an Embassey cocktail party as Palisades went up in flames.

Right now, there seems to be a blackout of news out of Los Angeles, and it looks like all news regarding this election has been memory-holed.  So, do you remember the name NITHYA RAMAN? She gave that tearful concession speech on Primary Night. She will give another concession speech on Election Night in November. Communists like to make a big SHOW about supporting ''democracy.''

The important thing to remember is that the hopelessly corrupt city of Los Angeles will still be ''ran'' by communist KAREN BASURA.......I mean, Karen Bass, and I think NITHYA RAMAN will still be a member of the Los Angeles City Council.

That guy who was cheated out of a chance to win the Mayor's office? Spencer Pratt is famous for his work in reality TV. Maybe a network should give him a new reality show where he exposes all the corruption and incompetence of the Los Angeles city government. Just an idea.

RSR's Foreign Correspondent Malcolm Spottswoode Commentary: Should Trump Keep Bitch-Slapping The Iranian Mullahs?

This week shows deteriorating poll numbers for President Trump in the conflict Against the Iranian dictators, as only about 25% of Americans POLLED approve of The Trump Administration's actions.

Here to comment on this situation is RSR's Foreign Correspondent and Former Director of TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE, MALCOLM SPOTTSWOODE:

Thank you, Red.

Yes, the polls look bad for The Ttump Administration, but many Americans who dissapprove of The White House's actions in Iran are bu**-f***king traitors and crybabies freaking out over $4.25 gas at the pump.

There's the mid-terms in November, and many voters will get on their knees for Their Commie towelhead DSA overlords (Douchebag Shitheads and Anti-Semites) for a ''little'' AFFORDABILITY. These illegal aliens and somalis DEMAND FREE FOOD, and CORRUPTOCRAT SOCIALISTS LIKE BERNIE SANDERS AND ABDUL MOHAMMAD EL-SAYED RAMALANGADINGDONG are willing to give them free stuff while screwing the American taxpayer..

I advise The President to keep bitch-slapping the dictators in Iran, and to wipe out the mullahs AND the Iranian Revolutionary Guard, as well as the Gayatollah --just like The Don sent his father to his eternal punishment. There are many advisors who want him to arm the Iranian Persians. although I'm not sure if giving weapons to cats is really a good idea.

There's a lot of depressed Republicans who think that they will lose their majorities in The House as well as The Senate. I saw one Louisiana REP drinking himself into a stuper,  He was thrown out of a D.C. bar, and he BARFED WHAT'S LEFT OF HIS GUTS FOR 45 MINUTES STRAIGHT, NON-STOP IN THE ALLEY.

i THINK It may be a mistake for Trump's Team to keep negociating with These Iranian ASSHOLES. There are many who keep saying that we should be satisfied with Iran's military being seriously degraded and we should just get The Strait of Hermuz opened. I think we should pound them some more, even if we have tp break some pyramids and sphinxes and stuff.

Iran is 7,150 miles from America.

There are many who think we should cool this conflict down, get gasoline under $3.50 a gallon, and try to keep our majorities in The House and The Senate. I say we fight them just like when we fought The Film Actor's Guild (F.A.G.), with Samuel L. Jackson, Sean Penn........AND MEATT DAYYYMON.

I advise The President that he gives The Secretary Of Kick-Ass Peter Hegseth more time to finish off the creep-dictators in Iran for good.

One last point. All you pu**ies out there who say we should just cut and run can JUST SUCK MY C***.

I AM MALCOLM SPOTTSWOODE, AMERICA!!! F*** YEAH!!!!!!

Goodbye To Women's Sports? Will This Trans Lunacy Accidently Bring About A New Golden Age?

Listening To talk radio, I heard the host read a letter from a University of Vanderbuilt Football player, Some of the football players had a game of Basketball with their nationally-ranked Women's basketball team. The Men took a big lead, while the women couldn't even cross the mid-court stripe or even pass the ball in, instead they would just throw the ball up, only to be intercepted and the men's team would easily score.

The nationally-ranked Vanderbuilt Women's basketball team QUIT at Halftime.

A while back, The U.S.A. Women's WORLD CHAMPION SOCCER TEAM PLAYED A SCRIMMAGE AGAINST A TEAM of High School boys and lost bad, 5-2.

I remember elementary school recess, where our 4th grade teacher would have us play kick-ball Boys vs. Girls, and many times, the girl's won. Their bodies were maturing faster than ours. I REMEMBER that Boys vs. Girls ended right around fifth grade. We also watched Billie Jean KIng beat Bobby Riggs. She was 29 and he was 55, but the media wanted US to KNOW that women were better than men. So, let's see Evonne Goologong play Bjorn Borg in ''Battle Of The Sexes 2''. She 's four years older than The Swedish superstar.

Now, we are watching trans athletes ranked 500th IN men's swimming smashing NCAA RECORDS in WOMEN'S SWIMMING,  trans Olympic boxers committing DOMESTIC ABUSE against their smaller female opponents, and the left insisting the Normals support their trans LUNACY. WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF THE NORMAL WORLD PLAYED ALONG WITH THIS SILLINESS???

The trans-activists act like you're violating their HUMAN RIGHTS if you don't include trans-Men in Women's sports.

This week, radio talk show host Clay Travis offered WNBA champions Las Vegas Aces $10 million if they could beat a team of high school BOYS of his choosing. The offer was his way of illustrating the absurdity and the lies of the the transMen-in-Women's sports movement. If we didn't seperate Men and Women in MANY sports, there wouldn't BE WOMEN'S SPORTS.

He also OFFERED the idea of adding a new WNBA franchase, THE NASHVILLE ''BALLS'', made up ENTIRELY of trans players. Could they EVER LOSE? WOULD ANYBODY EVEN WANT TO SEE THIS??

Maybe if we played along with this absurdity, it would DESTROY WOMEN'S SPORTS, and young women will become unwilling to take the ABUSE AND THE FRUSTRATION. Perhaps the next generation of women will REFUSE TO TAKE PART IN SPORTS, and FIND THE JOY IN OLD-FASHIONED FEMINITY STRAIGHT OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL OR COLLEGE. If they CHOOSE TO SETTLE DOWN, MARRY A MAN, AND PURSUE A LIFE OF MOTHERHOOD AND DOMESTIC BLISS the crazy trans-Activists might see their entire worldview blow up in their faces.. Goodbye Gloria Steinam, Hello Carol Brady!

It would just KILL the feminist hags and the ultra-leftists knowing that the young women in 2030's America PREFER TO TAKE CARE OF THE KIDS, WAITING FOR HUBBY'S family car to pull into the garage. She touches up her hair and greets him at the door, kissing him affectionately, then she tells him that the POTROAST is ALMOST DONE. She never took part in SPORTS DOMINATED BY TRANS-ATHLETIC SILLINESS, AND NOW SHE'S A YOUNG, HAPPY MOMMY. She's the REAL ''girlboss''........of her household.

What if the next generation looks like The early 1960's ''Mad Men'' era, where Dad goes to work at a job and Mom takes care of the babies. We could thank the trans idiots currently shoving this TRANSMANIA MEN IN WOMEN'S SPORTS LUNACY down our throats.