The StarTribune Celebrates JIm's Democrat Daughter Amy, Ignores Republican (Whats-Her-Name) Lisa Demuth

 Just look at this:

This disgraceful BIRDCAGE LINER is already celebrating. Here, the Democrat gubernatorial candidate is being CELEBRATED as ''the first woman to lead major ticket for Minnesota governor.'' They IGNORE THE REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE, ALSO A WOMAN....also ''the first woman to lead a major ticket for Minnesota governor.''

'FOR ALL YOU STRIB READERS, HER NAME IS LISA DEMUTH. She is currently The Speaker in The Minnesota House of Representatives. YEAH, I think she's a PRETTY BIG DEAL.

WE CONTINUE. Her (Amy Klobuchar's) victory gives Minnesota Democrats a FORMIDABLE nominee to lead the ticket at a time when the party's brand is UNDER STRAIN. 

Translation: Our crappy newspaper are cheerleading for Amy because her liberal Dad Jim wrote for us and we are Democrat suck-ups. When we say ''the party's brand is under strain'', we really mean ''we're protecting the fraud-ridden D.F.L. corruptocrats currently being investigated. The current Governor, Tim Walz, has dropped out of his re-election bid because he's a corrupt, disgraced hack.

We at The Strib ignore (What's Her Face) Lisa Demuth because she's ALSO THE FIRST WOMAN TO LEAD A MAJOR TICKET FOR MINNESOTA TICKET, BUT SHE'S A REPUBLICAN,.....SO WE'RE IGNORING HER.

OUR RIDICULOUSLY-BIASED NEWSPAPER HATES REPUBLICANS. SO, we're acting like Democrat victory is a foregone conclusion and Amy''s Republican opponent (WHAT'S HER FACE) doesn't exist.

Screw you, and screw all you rocks and cows. That's what The Strib is saying to you.

Muslim Threatens To Leave Country If We Keep Eating Bacon. American Woman Shows Her ''The Door''

 

This Week's Reading From The Book Of James (Talarico) ''Faith In A Non-Binary God And The Pollsters''

 

We begin this reading in the Third Chapter of James (Talarico)

1. And in the days of primaries, Francesca Hong's 29 point lead evaporated, and there was a great voter drought, and she lost.  2. Likewise, El-Sayed's 10 point lead came and went, like dust in the wind, and his poll numbers dropped like manna from heaven.

3. In those days, the FAITHFUL candidate Talarico lead against PAXTON by a margin of 3, and the democrats in Austin rejoiced, saying ''Surely, our non-binary God will deliver our eventual victory because the pollsters all say we are LEADING IN THE POLLS. IN AUGUST, AND THE POLLS ARE NEVER WRONG!!!

4. Then the prophets saw the future. 5. The polls tightened, and the rank-and-file Republicans began to pay attention. Talarico's lead shrank faster than his testosterone levels. 6. Surely, a tofu-eating ''Christian'' who insults beef-eating followers of Christ must have faith he will win in The Lone Star State.

7. On Election Day, Talarico rejoiced, saying ''I BELIEVE THAT I SHALL BE VICTORIOUS, JUST LIKE BETO, FOR THE POLLS SAY SO!!!''

8. BUT, ALAS, Talarico could barely even win in Austin. Paxton was victorious in In Dallas-Fort Worth and Houston and San Antonio. In East Texas and West Texas, an army of right-wing voters came forward and voted for The Normal Texan..

Question: What EVER Happened To The Idea Of ''Confronting Hate Speech''?

Do you remember the term ''HATE SPEECH''? This term has practically DISAPPEARED from the national debate. Conservatives were ACCUSED CONSTANTLY OF HATE SPEECH MERELY FOR TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT THE  LIES AND HYPOCRACY OF THE LEFT OR FOR DISAGREEING WITH THEIR LOONEY LEFTIST OPPONENTS.

The Democrat-Socialist's HATE CAUCUS use the ''social'' media to whip their UNHINGED communist lunatics into a frenzy, as The Left PHYSICALLY THREATEN their opponents. THEY INSPIRE THEIR ARMY OF LUNATICS, like the murderers of the healthcare executive Brian Thompson and conservative speaker Charlie Kirk.

Influencer AND SPEAKER OF HATE Hasan Piker (pictured) cannot go two seconds without throwing an ''F'' bomb or threatening to make the streets run red with the blood of capitalists. He also infamously said that America DESERVED TO BE ATTACKED ON 9/11.

Of course Rolling Stone Magazine and The New York Times treat THIS BARKER OF HATE like a rock star.

Instead of SHUNNING this hateful, bomb-throwing lunatic, the Socialist-Democrats embrace his hateful rhetoric. He hates Whites, Blacks, Browns, AND Jews. He hates capitalists and mainstream establishment Democrats, using the most HATEFUL, VIOLENT speech imaginable. It's simply UNBELIEVABLE that The F.B.I. hasn't paid him a visit yet.

Now, he is DEMANDING the Socialist-Communists like Michigan Senatorial candidate El-Sayed to defend him.

There has been at LEAST 4 assassination attempts on the life of President Trump. The constant lying from the left, calling him ''Hitler, A NAZI, NO-KINGS, ect. makes the loonies on the left ''feel 'JUSTIFIED' in their violent madness. Leftists tried to kill government officials during the latest WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENT'S DINNER and also thried to BLOW UP a UFC EVENT on the lawn of The White House. So-called ''establishment Democrats'' act like NONE OF THIS IS HAPPENING.

Still, nobody refers to all the CONSTANT leftists threats and hateful, false claims thrown AT THE CENTER-RIGHT as 'HATE SPEECH.'' WHY IS THIS?

Former Candidate Francesca Hong To Open New Restaurant

Former Wisconsin gubernatorial candidate Francesca Hong has announced that she will open a new restaurant on Thanksgiving Day.

The Socialist politician hasn't decided if she will allow White customers, though she may have to because she plans to let non-Whites use an EBT card and eat for free. Francesca has been in business before, but She is still asking Communist, Anti-Semite New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani for pointers in starting a city-ran business.

''Yes, I have consultants from The Big Apple showing me how to start my GOVERNMENT-run restaraunt! I love Thanksgiving, and I AM a former chef. I AM PLANNING TO INVITE SPECIAL CUSTOMERS, LIKE .CHINESE GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS FOR TURKEY DINNER, AND I will make BILLIONS$$$$$$$$$$.

,,,,,,And, of course, my restaraunt WILL BE OPEN ON CHRISTMAS DAY. Let me introduce to you  MY MOST FAMOUS ''Chinese Turkey!''

Minnesota Democrat Candidate Peggy Flanagan's Victory Speech

After defeating opponent Angie Craig Tuesday night, Democrat Senate candidate and Lieutenant-Governor Peggy Flanagan accidently took a shot of Sodium Pentathol truth serum and said the following:

I thank all you sneaky Somali fraudsters,  criminals and Affluent White Fruitcake Leftists for choosing ME over Angie Craig, and I welcome all you COMMUNISTS, CORRUPTOCRATS, CRIMINALS, CROOKS, CREEPS, KLEPTOS, AND CROSS-DRESSERS to my campaign!!!!

I welcome all the  Somalis, ESPECIALLY everyone from The LEARING Centers, AND  ALL YOU FRAUDSTERS!! I PROMISE YOU THAT I WILL KEEP THAT DFL (DEMOCRAT FRAUDSTER-LIAR) MONEY SPIGOT FLOWING AND KEEP FEEDING OUR FRAUD AS LONG AS YOU VOTE FOR ME in the general election. 

i will make a fool of myself pandering to YOU AS I  put on a hijab while WAVING that hideous SOMALISOTA STATE FLAG. I WILL follow in the footsteps of TIM WALZ. WAITAMINNUT, I'M NOT RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR!! Oh well.......

I say ''SCREW THE TAXPAYERS!!!! DO THEY THINK THE GOVERNMENT IS SUPPOSED TO WORK FOR YOU LITTLE, LAW-ABIDING NOBODIES????!!!! WE WORK FOR THE SOMALI CROOKS, VIOLENT UNDOCUMENTED CRIMINALS,  AND INTERNATIONAL DRUG KINGPINS!!!

My primary opponent Angie Craig VOTED FOR The Laken Riley Act, named after a young woman raped and murdered by an UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANT.  Angie wants to PROTECT American Women when ALL REAL DEMOCRATS WOULD RATHER PROTECT THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT RAPISTS AND MURDERERS  FROM ARREST AND DEPORTATION!!!! I mean, WHO ELSE ARE WE STILL GONNA GET TO VOTE FOR US if we can't keep undocumented MIGRANTS in the country???

I hate THAT EVIL, ROTTEN TRUMP and all HIS SUPPORTERS (AUDIENCE ''BOOS''), and I hate those rotten ICE agents (more ''boos''), BECAUSE THEY KEEP ARRESTING MY SUPPORTERS!!! UNDOCUMENTED immigrant drug dealers, murderers, rapists SHOULD FEEL WELCOME IN MINNESO-COLD AND ALL OVER THIS COUNTRY. Remember, NO ONE is illegal on stolen land!!!!

I promise to defund ICE as well as make Renee Good's birthday A PAID, NATIONAL HOLIDAY, AND I PROMISE TO HAVE MOUNT RUSHMORE DESTROYED!! I'll blow that mothf*cker up, me and Rashida Tlaib!!!!

i promise to REPLACE THANKSGIVING with a holiday more CULTURALLY INCLUSIVE!!!!! DOWN WITH WHITE PRIVILEGE AND WHITE MEAT!!!!!

WE NEED YOUR SUPPORT BECAUSE MICHELLE TAFOYA WILL BE FUNDED BY AIPAC AND THE RICH REPUBLICAN BILLIONAIRES, AND she will help Trump and Elon Musk tip OVER OUR WONDERFUL, MULTI-TRILLION DOLLAR CORRUPTION APPLECART....AND WE CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN!!!! ALL HAIL ACTBLUE AND USAID!!!!!!!!!

We need to do away with The Death Penalty for psychotic murderers, BUT MAKE SURE WE ALWAYS HAVE THE DEATH PENALTY FOR INNOCENT, UNBORN BABIES!!!

FINALLY, WE DEMOCRATS MUST ALWAYS PROTECT TRANS KIDS FROM THEIR MEDDLING PARENTS!!!

Well, I better end it there, or MY HEAD WILL START SPINNING AND I'LL START PROJECTILE VOMITTING IN EVERYONE'S FACE. GOOD NIGHT, AND SATAN F*CK AMERICA!!!!!!

Mamdani And El-Sayed: Are Their Socialist Voters Seeking An Arab GENIE To Grant Their AFFORDABILITY Wishes?

Everywhere you look there's a Democrat Socialist-Communist candidate of Arab, Muslim or African ethnicity. They're EVERYWHERE. You can't turn around or fire up the Twitter/X without SEEING them.

Let's ignore for a moment their America-bashing, Anti-Semitism, hatred for Western Civilization, open support for Hamas and terrorism, Their cruel, ignorant view of the 9/11 Attacks, their admiration for Communist mass-murderers, their incredibly insane, Anti-West worldview, and just concentrate on how they think about THE ECONOMY.

Their spoiled voter base WANT AFFORDIBILITY, yet most of them are deep in debt to their corrupt leftist college.They also can't keep up with THE RENT, can't pay for HEALTHCARE, and they're also demanding free or very cheap GROCERIES. 

Why are these Arab Socialist-leftists so appealing to these voters? These mushy-brained brats also hate America and They HATE their fellow Americans. They are taught at college BY HATEFUL PROFESSORS THAT AMERICA IS EVIL.These brats LOVE COMMUNISM AND ISLAM, even though the two ideologies are the two that have caused BY FAR he most damage in human history.

So, here's my new theory: These Socialist-Democrat voters are ENTHRALLED by ARAB SOCIALIST CANDIDATES LIKE ZOHRAN MAMDANI AND ABDUL EL-SAYED BECAUSE THESE DUNDERHEADS  ARE LOOKING FOR.....A GENIE TO GRANT THEIR WISHES. These voters are ''magic thinkers'', fantasizing  their problems will be solved by a MAGIC politician WISH-GRANTER, while also believing that most jobs are BENEATH THEM.

Most Communists are rich, spoiled, ne'er-do-wells like Karl Marx was. They want to rule you, take what you have, and they're Communists because they demand the special status of being on top without ever working for it. Almost ALL of them are professional students and college professors.

Mamdani's voters wanted free busrides and cheap rent, and he SMILED and told them he'll grant their wishes. El-Sayed tells HIS supporters that he'll grant THEIR wish of FREE HEALTHCARE. Mamdani voters GOBBLED UP ALL his BS., and he only had to be GLIB, SOUND good, and SPEAK WELL.  The problem is, he's a liar and he's destroying New York City, but HIS VOTERS BELIEVE HE WILL MAGICALLY GRANT THEIR WISHES.

These SOCIALIST ARAB GENIES ARE ACTORS, PRETENDING TO grant wishes LIKE FREE HEALTHCARE, LOW RENT, FORGIVEN COLLEGE LOANS, FREE OR VERY CHEAP GROCERIES. and other goodies.

The RUB? These genies can promise to GRANT YOUR WISHES, but they don't know how markets work or how to deliver on anything. They don't know why things cost what they cost. WHAT they CAN do is TARGET THE RICH, and for their gullible, Bolshevik voters, that's good enough. 

Instead of RUBBING A LAMP, all you have to do is fill that oval next to the candidate's name, and THEY WILL promise to grant your communist, socialist wishes. ISN'T THAT EXCITING???