Country Superstar Ella Langley: ''After 25 Weeks At Number One, I Am So Sick Of That Dayam Song!!!'' (''Choosin Texas'')

Ella Langley, the newest queen of Country Music, has seen her megahit ''Choosin' Texas'' dominate The Billboard Top 100 Pop Chart, staying at number one for an unbelievable 25 non-consecutive weeks. 

''I am so sick of that dayam song!!! Hell, I understand that people were almost hanging themselves in 1978 when Pat Boone's daughter Debby had that song at number one for just TEN weeks! 'You Light Up My Life'' was a sweetie pie of a song, but I think the song became annoying because of it's own success.

The most successful SONG by the most successful POP group, THE BEATLES stayed at NUMBER ONE for ONLY 9 weeks. ''Hey Jude!!!!'' Hello????? Everyone still loves that song. My song BEATS ''Hey Jude'' by 16 weeks. Is my song THAT MUCH BETTER THAN ''HEY JUDE''? 

Don't misunderstand me, I like my song. I like singing it for my fans,  but does ANY SONG DESERVE TO STAY AT NUMBER ONE FOR OVER 25 WEEKS???? HELL NO!! 

I'm just a small town country girl. I like hanging out at the house watching my dog chase the BUNNIES around the backyard. I go deer hunting with my Dad. I DON'T NEED REPORTERS STICKING MICROPHONES IN MY FACE EVERYWHERE I GO, ASKING ABOUT MY SONG BEIN' AT NUMBER ONE FOR YET ANOTHER WEEK!

SOMEBODY!! ANYBODY!! KNOCK MY SONG OFF OF THE NUMBER ONE SPOT AN' KEEP IT OFF!!! THIS IS REDICULOUS!!! I'M HEARING THE SONG 9 OR 10 TIMES EVERY DAY ON THE DAYAM RADIO!''

(This is just a parody. Ms. Langley hasn't said this....to my knowledge,)

The Book Of James (Talarico): The Lone Star State Elects A Blasphemous Communist Weirdo

The biggest surprise on Tuesday night happened in Texas, as Republican Attorney General Ken Paxton LOST his U.S. SENATE RACE AGAINST BLASPHEMOUS, leftist weirdo JAMES TALARICO.

Let us turn to The Book of James (Talarico), and begin our reading of Chapter 9:

1. And in those days before election, The low-testosterone and blasphemous James had dissappeared for two weeks, and everyone wondered where he went. 2. Bur alas, on Election Day, and the votes were cast and counted, low-testosterone James (Talarico) won, shocking many. 3. The drag-queens, the abortionists, and the Christian haters rejoiced. 4. The illegal migrants, the leftists, the anti-Semites and the communists did too. 5. Also, the drug dealers and the human traffickers rejoiced because the border was opened wide.

6. The barbeque beef-eaters and the patriots stayed home, giving the democrats and the perverts the majority in The House and The Senate. 7. And everybody blamed President Trump,  the war in Iran and the price of gasoline. 8. And the democrats spent the next years impeaching the president and taxing the middle class.

The end.

The Voters Of Minnesota: ''There's A lot Of Fraud Here, And We Want More Of It!!''

In Minnesiota, there were candidates promising to fight crime and fraud, and then there's The DFL (Democrat Fraudsters-Lunatics) robbing the taxpayers blind while belly aching about ''Affordability''.

On Tuesday night, the voters of Minnesota voted for even MORE fraud. Perhaps they believe that all that ill-gotten loot from over-taxation, fraud, and money laundering will make life more ''affordable'.

Somalis shooting up high school football games and violent illegal aliens from the third world will continue to enjoy lenient treatment because Cedrick Frazier, Mary the Maniac Moriarty's hand-picked successor, defeated a more ''moderate''  Democrat Anders Folk in the race for Hennepin County Attorney. 

The ultra-corrupt Minnesota State Attorney General Keith Ellison, who was caught ON VIDEO promising to protect Somali criminals, was re-elected, defeating an actual attorney Ron Schutz.

Ultra-extremist Lieutenant-Governor Peggy Flanagan was elected to The U.S. Senate. She helped run Minnesota into the ground while Tim Walz was Kamala Harris's V.P. running mate. The voters rejected center-right Republican Michelle Tafoya.

The voters ALSO rejected fraud-fighter Republican Lisa Demoth, electing Senator Amy Klobuchar, who promises to investigate fraud. Sure. As House Majority Leader in The Minnesota State House Lisa Demuth ACTUALLY fought the fraudsters, but the voters didn't care about the DFL fraud machine robbing the taxpayers.

The corrupt DFL and their corrupt supporters WILL CONTINUE TO REWARD EACH OTHER. To be a Republican in Minnesota feels like you're surrounded by ''fraud zombies'

In Minnesota's 5th District, the voters overwhelmingly voted for the third-world corruptocrat who married her own brother. We are learning a lot about her family, and she has a fake name. Question: If ''Ilhan Omar'' isn't even her real name, should votes for ''Ilhan Omar'' even count?

Silly Squirrel, LAWS DON'T MATTER IN MINNESOTA!

It was a clean sweep for the DFL Orcs. The only thing that really changed is that we have ANOTHER DFL TRIFECTA, and these corruptocrats will be even more emboldened to aggressively screw the taxpayers, The Somali fraudsters will be able to afford even bigger houses and luxury cars.

At least we are rid of that maniac Tim Walz, unless Governor-Elect Klobuchar decides to fill her empty Senate seat with ''Tampon Timmy''.

The voters of Minnesota know about all he fraud, and they voted for more of it.

A Public Service Announcement For Republicans

Hey, you Republicans who haven't voted yet.

Remember, polls exist to discourage Republican voters from voting.

The Democrats are motivated by hate, and they want the streets of America running red with the blood of capitalists. They have been taken over by America-hating communists and exremist Muslims wanting to replace The Constitution with sharia ''law''. The Republicans aren't perfect, but The Democrats have lost their minds.

Get off your couch and vote!

Alaska Democrats: If You're Not Cheating, You're Not Trying

On Election Day, Republicans usually prefer to vote before or after work, then they might go home and watch the  returns.

Democrats on the other hand,  like scamming the system, early voting, keeping the polls open past the deadline, mailing lots of ballot even to addresses where there are no residents, counting and recounting until they win, dead voters voting, ranked-choice voting, illigal aliens voting, vote harvesting, and stuffing ballot boxes.

We are discovering what we think is an inventive NEW WAY of cheating in Alaska.

The Democrats have looked for and recruited a candidate with the THE SAME NAME AS THE REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE INCUMBENT. The Republican Senator's name is Dan S.Sullivan.....and the new candidate's name is ALSO Dan Sullivan, also known as Dan J. Sullivan. 

The Democrat candidate Mary Peltola, the state's Democrat Party, as well as Senate Minority Leader Charles Schumer are denying any wrong-doing, but Alaska's Republican Governor Mike Dunleavy has opened an investigation into this matter. The angry Republicans want to know if this was done to confuse the voters in this close race. 

When asked about it, our Democrat source in Alaska smiled and said ''If you're not cheating, you're not trying''.

CORRESPONDENT BARRY MANILOW FILES AN ILHAN OMAR COPACABANA SONG PARODY REPORT

On October 12, Federal agents raided Minnesota Representative Ilhan Omar's D.C. residence. We have our correspondent Barry Manilow ON THE SCENE, who files this FOLLOW-UP COPACABANA song parody report:

Her name is Ilhan, Nur Said Elmi

There was agents everywhere, She says it isn't fair

She's a fraudster, She married her brother

To migrants she's a star, She's like Pablo Escobar

Will they go to court?

denaturalize and deport?

Marriage and immigration fraud, Time might be

running short for

Ilhan, Ilhan Sur Said Elmi

They say the evidence is overwhelming

Goodbye, llhan, Ilhan O--mar

All this corruption

She says it's all nothin'

Ilhan Omar

Is that even her real name?

It could be RICO, a Somali crime ring

Dad's a war criminal, The Commie regime fell

She might be finished, It could be over

The Somali fraudsters stole, the taxpayer's dough

Can this ALL be true? This story isn't new

They robbed us blind, will she have to resign?

She blames the Jews

Her name is Ilhan, Nur Said Elmi

The evidence is overwhelming

Her name is Ilhan Nur Said Elmi

All this corruption

She says it's just nothing

Ilhan Omar..........That's not her name

(back-up singers) Ilhan Omar

Ilhan Omar

Ilhan Nur Said Elmi

So much corruption

She says it's just nothing

Her name is Ilhan, She married her brother

but that was 24 years ago, when she married her bro

Now she's a fraudster, The colonels' daughter

When asked about it, She said ''Not to my knowledge''

What did those agents find? (What's in) that warrant the judge signed?

Trump wants her gone, and she should be sent home, and she should just resign

Her name is Ilhan, Nur Said Elmi

The evidence is overwhelming

Her name is Ilhan, Nur Said Elmi

She's so corrupt

and morally bandkrupt

Ilhan Omar

That's not her name...........

That's not her name........

Legendary British Rock Band The Who ''Visits'' Barack Obama's Presidential Library

This week, pompous former President Barack Obama mocked President Trump's White House renovation designs, saying that ''It's as if Saddam Hussein designed a Cheesecake Factory.'' Trump replied that obama doesn't understand the concept of RENOVATIONS. 

It's remarkabale that the person behind The recently-opened Barack Obama Presidential Library really has anything to say about ANYONE ELSES DESIGNS. Shouldn't he be doing something about the rats and mold taking over The CHICAGO SCHOOL NAMED AFTER HIM?

Obama mocked President Trump. We here at RSR MOCK OBAMA.

Here's legendary British rock band The Who ''visiting'' The Barack Obama Presidential Library: