SHOCK POLL: 4 IN 10 YOUNG AMERICANS ARE RETARDED ASSHOLES

Pamela Geller recently wrote that 4 in 10 Young Americans support Sharia ''Law''. In Sharia law, women are mistreated and tortured, 9-year old girls are forced to marry adult males, and non-muslim countries are targetted while Muslim adherents act like all this demonic, violent subjugation is somehow ''holy''.

Either you know what Sharia law is or you don't. If you believe it's o.k. to force a 7-year-old girl to marry an adult man, then you support Sharia-styled pedophilia. If you believe that wives can be buried to their necks and stoned to death then you're a violent misogynist. Apparently, 4 in 10 young Americans support this, or they really don't. Many of these ignorant, retarded assholes just hate and oppose western civilization.

A lot of young Americans attend universities where they are relentlessly indoctrinated, learning to hate White America, Western civilization, Christian and Jewish culture, and Captialism. About 4 in 10 young Americans are overly- educated, retarded assholes.

We are in the midst of mid-term elections, and The Democrats are relying on these retarded assholes for their votes because their party has been taken over by The DSA (Democratic Socialists of America) and they see Islamic extremists as their allies. The coalition of Socialists-Communists and The Islamic extremists are referred to as ''The Red-Green Coalition''.

I refer to them as The Coalition of America-hating Retarded Asshloles and Inbred Mohammadon Lunatics.

These downwardly-mobile, highly indoctrinated, retarded assholes have been gouged by their corrupt colleges and taught anti-American bigotry by their professors. Most of these retarded assholes cannot pay back their college loans, and are ''feeling'' left behind, yet they blame western civilization, not the corrupt Hate-Indoctrination Industry (my nickname for The American University System).

I really don't think that 4 in 10 young Americans REALLY want Sharia ''Law''. They don't KNOW what it really is. Muslims take homosexuals and throw them off of buildings to their death. Muslims murder non-Muslims. I think they are being influenced and whipped into a frenzy by retarded, hateful assholes like ''influencer'' Hasan Piker, (pictured), who says stuff like ''I want to see the streets of America running red with the blood of capitalists.'' 

He also said that America deserved the 9/11 attacks.Wow, what a retarded asshole.

Piker ADMIRES Chinese communist dictator Mao Zedong, and sometimes he wears a large grey jacket just like his hero. Chairman Mao also used young retarded assholes to terrorize China into submission. After communists take over a country, they usually execute their retarded asshole foot soldiers.

Watch out, America. The retarded assholes are on the march.

Hank Hill: I Am Voting For Ken Paxton. That Liberal Giblet Head James Talarico Just Ain't Right!

We welcome All-American Dad Hank Hill to comment on The 2026 Texas Senate race:

Thank you. My name is Hank Hill. I am a resident of the town of Arlen. I work for Strickland Propane where we sell Propane and Propane accesories. I am a proud Texan, and I love my wife Peggy and The Dallas Cowboys.

My boy Bobby attends Thomas Landrey Middle School, and I will be voting for Ken Paxton.

His opponent is a weirdo named James Talarico. This blasphemous giblet head calls himself ''a Christian'', but says there are many routes to heaven. He believes in some ''non-binary'' God, and that athiests are the best Christians.

I will be voting for Republican Ken Paxton because I don't want my boy to be indoctrinated by a bunch of communist heathens or be forced to pray on a mat like some kind of Mohammadon.

My wife Peggy is The Arlen ''High School Subsitute Teacher of the Year'', and we can't stand these communist weirdos trying to dumb down our schools. My neighbor Dale Gribble thinks that Satan-worshippers and Islamo-fascists have taken over the government schools. For once, I think he might be right. Those freaky drag queens are terrifying. They look like Satan Clowns.

That liberal twig-boyJames Tala-freako insults football fans and Normal-Americans who eat beef, and he looks like a ventriloquist dummy. I think he'd fit right in one of those high-crime; low-testosterone states like New York City or San Francisco I tell you WHAT!

On November 3, I'm taking my buddies Boomhauer and Bill to the polls and pulling the lever for Ken Paxton as our next Senator of the Lone Star state of Texas! Thank You.

AND NOW, A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: HOW TO NOT GET SHOT BY AN I.C.E. AGENT

 

DON'T TRY TO RUN I.C.E. AGENT(S) OVER!!! THAT INCLUDES EVERYONE, EVEN ALL YOU WHITE WOMEN!

HEADLINE: SOMALI GANGS ''CULTURALLY ENRICH'' MINNESOTA HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL HOMECOMING GAME

In Minnesota High School Football, The Eden Prarie High School Homecoming football game with Minnetonka was interruptd by East African gangs SHOOTING AT EACH OTHER, and the game was cancelled. The gunfire caused a panic in the stands, as two East African scholars were injured with non-life threatening injuries,

We thank Former Presidents Clinton and Obama as well as The Lutheran Charities for sponsoring the halftime (?) show.

NEWS YOU CAN USE: THIS HALLOWEEN, GO AS PANDERING, BURQA-WEARING DEMOCRAT CANDIDATE PEGGY FLANAGAN

If you're looking for any Halloween costume ideas, how about trying on a hijab and burqa, and go trick-or-treating as ''PANDERING LEFTIST DEMOCRAT CANDIDATE PEGGY FLANAGAN?!!!

Or, go as your favorite Democrat candidates, New York Governor Kathy Hochul or even former Minneapolis Mayor Betsy Hodges! These Democrat politicians wear traditional Islamic garb while shamelessly pandering and begging for Muslim votes..

WARNING: BE CAREFUL. DO NOT CELEBRATE HALLOWEEN IN A MUSLIM NEIGHBORHOOD, NON-MUSLIM HOLIDAYS ARE CONSIDERED ''HARAM'', AND IF YOU VIOLATE SHARIA LAW. YOU MIGHT BE BURIED TO YOUR NECK AND STONED TO DEATH.... AND THAT WOULD RUIN YOUR HALLOWEEN FUN.

                                       Former Minneapolis Mayor Betsy Hodges

AND NOW, A MESSAGE FROM THE SUPREME LEADER OF IRAN

Dear American Democrat-Socialists,

Get out and vote and destory THE GREAT SATAN TRUMP AND  HEGSETH'S WAR-MONGERING REGIME AS WELL AS THAT FILTHY GENOCIDAL JEW NETANYAHU!!!!

A VOTE for El-Sayed and Flanagan and Talarico is A VOTE TO END THE REPUBLICAN MAJORITIES THAT THREATEN THE ENTIRE WORLD!!! Our worldwide MOHAMMADON CALIPHATE DEPENDS ON YOU DEMOCRATS, SO GET OUT AND VOTE!!!

When you Democrat-Socialists take back the majorities in The House and The Senate, you protect our BASIC HUMAN rights to STONE WOMEN TO DEATH FOR SHOWING THEIR HAIR, to marry our 9-year old nieces, and to keep exporting terror around the world. Doesn't that SOUND NICE?

On November 3rd, VOTE FOR DSA ALL THE WAY!!! You can also vote early or ABSENTEE. In much of your country, you can also harvest votes. Also, don't let the racist Republicans stop you from voting if you're an undocumented immigrant!!!!

Your ''friends'' in Iran ENTHUSIASTICALLY SUPPORT THE DEMOCRATIC SOCIALISTS OF AMERICA, SO GET OUT AND VOTE!!!

WELCOME TO MINNESOTA. THIS IS THE D.F.L. PARTY