Is Communist L.A. Mayor Bass Spending The City's Budget On An Army Of Terminators?

Good evening, This is The Bill Burditzman Political Report. I am Bill Burditzsam, and this is the POLITICAL news in Los Angeles......

Communist l..A. city councilperson Nithia Raman recieved a large bundle of ballots, and has bounced into second place in the Los Aneles Mayoral Primary......and.......STOP THE COUNTING!!! IT'S OVER!!! CANDIDATE SPENCER PRATT IS ELIMINATED!!!

IN OTHER NEWS, We have Correspondent Jessica Santa-Maria Conchita de Cardinale on the streets with her report on Unhoused Drug Zombies getting paid by The Democrats for their votes for Mayor Karen Bass! Who says there's NO JOBS in Los Angeles???

Also, correspondent Mohammad Mohammad Abdul Mohammad has a report from McArthur Cememtary with local city union government workers getting the residents at the local cemetary  REGISTERED TO VOTE....

....but tonight's top story. Is INCOMPETENT Communist Mayor Karen Bass about to start A War Against The Human Race with an army of Terminators? At the beginning the 1984 Sci-Fi Horror Movie, There was a raging war in 2029  (two and a half years from now).  The city is reduced to a burned-out pile of rubble and human skulls. A time-travelling cyborg is sent back to 1984 to terminate Sarah Connor, the mother of John Connor, the leader of the human resistance.

Has Mayor Bass sent a terminator back to 1984 to target Spencer Pratt's Mother Janet Pratt and protect The Democrat's one-party hold on The City of Lost Angels'? Has the incompetent, corrupt Democrats ruining the city taken the entire city budget and sank all it's  tax revenue into an army of terminators? We here at The Burditzman Report WANT TO KNOW!!! .

Karen The Commie Bass has already burned much of the city down. The Palisades section of L.A. looks like the Hellscape at the beginning of The Terminator. There's NO LIMIT to the corruption in the looney City Council who recently legalized voting rights among illegal aliens. WOW, THESE PEOPLE WOULD DO ANYTHING TO FEED THEIR INSATIABLE LUST FOR POWER!

We will keep following this important story!

HEADLINE: THE BARACK OBAMA PRESIDENTIAL OUTHOUSE'S GRAND OPENING

 

Reminder: The racists operating The Obama Presidential Center /  Outhouse require you to present an I.D. if you wish to enter the building. Also, They stiffed the Black construction companies who worked on this project.

We wonder if there's an exhibit ''honoring'' Obama's smearing of political opponents and his 2012 presidential campaign that disefranchised miltiary voters serving overseas.

Overall, this is what I'd expect an America-hating scumbag's ''presidential center'' to look like.

Sister Mary Comments On MLB's Pride Month

June is refered to as ''Pride Month'' , so Major League Baseball  are having their players wear Rainbow Flag designs on their uniforms. Three players on The San Francisco squad have placed Bible verses on their uniforms, and the woke league has shown that this won't be tolerated.

Here to comment on this is our Religion and Faith Correspondent, Sister Mary Brokenknuckles:

God Bless the baseball players. Mary, Mother of God, Please preserve the innocence of this great game.

God loves The American Pastime and The Boys of Summer, BUT SMITES THE SODOMITE AND THEIR CORRUPT USE OF THE RAINBOW. This great symbol is God's way of telling his children that He will never destroy HIS BEAUTIFUL WORLD AGAIN. It is NOT to be used as a celebration of sexual PERVERSION!!

The idiot MLB executives ruining this great game should be SMACKED in the knuckles. Where's my RULER?

Major League Baseball has been corrupted by The Gay Mafia, and deserves the Wrath of God. They HAVE BECOME ARROGANT AND INTOLERANT OF WHAT'S GOOD AND HOLY, RUINING THE INNOCENCE OF THIS WONDERFUL GAME. They shove their perverted, corrupted RAINBOW FLAG in the people's faces.

Baseball is Peanuts and Cracker Jacks, NOT PENIS AND ASS CRACKS!!!! PLEASE GOD, FORGIVE US!!!!

GOD BLESS THE THREE BASEBALL DISCIPLES WHO ARE STANDING FOR GOOD. MARY, MOTHER OF GOD, WE ASK YOUR SON TO BLESS THESE MEN. AND Help them stand against this LUNATIC SODOMITE NONSENSE!!

Please, GOD. Show the idiot Baseball executives THE TRUTH OF THEIR FOLLY, FORGIVE THEM, and withhold your judgement, for they don't seem to know what they do. Amen.

ONCE AGAIN, A Team From The DEEP SOUTH Wins The Stanley Cup

Once again, a team from the deep south has won Professional Hockey's Stanley Cup. The Carolina Hurricanes won The Cup last night, defeating another hot-climate team, The Las Vegas Golden Knights, 4 games to 2.

Once again, fans of The Montreal Canadiens, Boston Bruins, New York Rangers, Chicago Blackhawks, Detroit Red Wings, Minnesota Wild (The Minnesota North Stars never won The Cup either), New York Islanders, Toronto Maple Leafs, Philadelphia Flyers, Edmonton Oilers, Pittsburgh Penquins, New Jersey Devils, Buffalo Sabres, Vancouver Canucks, AND The Ottawa Senators were shut out.

 The last time any of these teams won the Championship was when The Pittsburgh Penquins won it in 2017. The MOST SUCCESSFUL NORTHERN NHL TEAM as of late are The Emonton Oilers, losers of Championship series on 2024 and 2025.

People in Minnesota sometimes call their state ''The State of Hockey,'' but Minnesota  also elected Tim Walz. Our previous team, The Minnesota North Stars, lost both times they made it to the FINALS. Our current team, The Minnesota Wild, has NEVER made an appearance in the Finals. The North Stars had to move to DALLAS and change their nickname to THE STARS to win The Stanley Cup.

By way of comparison, teams from Florida have won FOUR Stanley Cups since 2020. Maybe we should start calling FLORIDA ''The State of Hockey''. HOT WEATHER, BIKINIS, ORANGES, AND ....HOCKEY! SORRY YOU LOSERS UP NORTH!!

The Carolina Hurricanes have won TWO STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONSHIPS. Their previous championship came 20 years ago, I wasn't even aware they even had an NHL team back then.

You would think that living in a state of 40 below weather and the finest High School Hockey tournament in the country we could at least compete for a Stanley Cup Championship. Minnesota isn't ''The State of Hockey'' as much as ''The State of Under-Achieving Men's Professional Sports Franchises.''

Maybe I'll post about our other ridiculous men's professional sports teams some other time. Maybe I'll post about my newest theory. ''that The NHL HAS BECOME THE SOUTH'S REVENGE  FOR LOSING THE CIVIL WAR''.

RSR Has Reached A Million Pageviews

 

Question: What's The Difference Between Ballot Dumps And Ballot Stuffing?

While we're on the theme of Democrats ALWAYS fighting dirty and hitting below the belt, how about that Mayoral election in Los Angeles?

This is how it goes. The Republican  ''leads'' on Election Night (or is in position to move on to the general election), then the ''vote counters'' keep counting FOR UP TO A MONTH AFTER ELECTION DAY until the Democrat(s) ''find'' the ballots they need to close the margin. After Election Night, the Democrats always know how MANY VOTES THEY NEED TO OVERTAKE THE REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE AND ''WIN''.

In the 2026 Los Angeles Mayoral Election, there are 3 major candidates. We have two incompetent, corrupt communists, incumbant Mayor Karen Bass and City Council member Nithia Raman. Then, there's the outsider, former reality-TV star and advocate Spencer Pratt. In this primary, the two top vote getters move on and face each other in a November general Election. The third-place finsher is eliminated.

On Primary Night, Bass had a small lead, and Pratt was comfortably in second. Raman tearfully conceded.. Then the ''ballot-counters'' swung into ''action'' Almost a week later, the third place candidate has caught up and candidate Pratt has been eliminated. It's simply amazing how late ballot counting ALWAYS go to the DEMOCRATS.

A normal, fair-thinking person would be outraged by the unfairness of this system. The problem is, that it's legal............IN CALIFORNIA BECAUSE THOSE ARE THE CORRUPT ELECTION LAWS PASSED IN THE ONE-PARTY STATE OF CALIFORNIA.

Almost the instant that candidate Raman's vote total overtook candidate Pratt's, the news announcers declared that she would be facing incumbant Bass in the general election in November. We don't know or think that the democrats running the unfair election system will bother to keep counting ballots.

It's highly suspicious NEARLY EVERY BALLOT DUMP COUNTED AFTER ELECTION DAY MOST OF THE VOTES WENT TO THE THIRD PLACE CANDIDATE Nithia Raman. You would think that al least a third of these late ballots would go to the CORRUPT, INCOMPETENT leader. 

It would be better and more fair if NO ONE KNEW THE VOTE TOTALS on Election Night, or if the state kept the cabdidate's numbers secret. Glenn Beck suggests that Price-Waterhouse should be put in charge of ballots in California. THE DEMOCRATS WOULDN'T KNOW HOW MANY MORE VOTES THEY WOULD NEED TO OVERTAKE THE REPUBLICAN'S VOTE TOTAL.

Spencer Pratt is the most talked about, inventive candidate in recent political history. The incompetent, corrupt leftists that run L.A. let his house burn to the ground, along with thousands of Palisades residents. He spoke about the homeless drug zombie PROBLEM in a very compelling way, while his two opponents have ran away from the issues and THEIR HORRENDOUS RECORD. The two incompetent communists are in and the conscientious advocate is out because Los Angeles is a corrupt, one-party city.

It is possible that candidate Pratt lost because all The Republicans and dissatisfied Democrats have moved away (voted with their feet) and the numbers just weren't there.

In Republican-run states and cities, the people vote on Election Day, then go home and watch the returns as the vote-counters finish counting the ballots and a winner is announced THAT NIGHT. 

In corrupt states and cities ran by Democrats, they MAIL ballots to EVERYBODY, let illegal aliens vote,  ''dead'' people VOTE, they allow ballot harvesting, crooked government unions get ''involved'', they vote early, vote LATE, have surprise ballot dumps, ballot stuffing, the homeless are BRIBED into voting by the Democrats in power, not to mention  MANY OTHER METHODS OF open, brazen cheating.

In conclusion, your bushy-tailed correspondent has one more question about all this. Is there any difference between ''ballot dumps'' and ''ballot stuffing''?

Pompous Narcissist Scott Pelley Gives Us A Piece Of His Mind

A couple weeks ago, new ''60 Minutes'' producer Bari Weiss HAD THE NERRRRRVE of meeting with the program's staff. During this meeting, corresepondent Scott Pelley blew a gasket when Weiss offered some constructive criticism, and was fired.

Here to give his side of this development is Pelley the Great:  

Bari Weiss KNOWS NOT how to tell a story on TELLYVISION. She wouldn't know when to give me my CLOSE-UP AS I LOWER MY GLASSES ON THE TIP OF MY NOSE!!! She is simply an AFFRONT to ALL OF US JOURNALISTS AT ''60 MINUTES''!!! 

Being FIRED WAS LIKE HAVING MY SPOUSE MURRRRRRDERRRRED RIGHT IN FRONT OF MOI!!!! BARI WEISS, THOUEST INSULTED ME!!!!

I 'LL HAVE BARI WEISS KNOW THAT I HAVE SERRRRRRRVED IN COMBAT, REGAILING MY TV AUDIENCE OF MY SUPERIOR NEWZZZZ COVERAGE IN FARAWAY LANDZZZZZ!!!!!!

EXCUZZZZE ME, BUT DO YEWW HAVE GREY POUPON????

That KNOW-NOTHING BARI WEISS  HAD THE NERVVVVE OF ASKING  MOI  WHY SOME VIEWERS WOULD THINK THAT I SHOW A BIAS IN MY REPORTAGGGE!!!!!!! THE NERVVVVVVVVVE!!!!!!

I AM BEYOND REPROACH!!!!! I AM NOT JUST ANOTHER ARROGANT, POMPOUS TWIT, AND I REFUUUUUSE TO BE TREATED AS SUCH!!!!!

I AM Scott Pelley, Journalist Extraordinaire