Saturday, April 11, 2026

Scrolls And Wall Paintings From The Twin Cities Ruins Of Sodom And Gommorrah Discovered


Archeologists have discovered scrolls and wall paintings near the Dead Sea ruins of Sodom and Gommorrah 

According to these findings, Sodom City Hall had raised taxes to pay for new bath houses just before the city was destroyed, and allowed criminals from East Africa to defraud the taxpayers. The city opened the first ''learing'' centers, and the corrupt city government paid for protests against King Donatello of Jordan. They did this to distract the local citizens and hide their rampant corruption.

Many ancient scrolls from Sodom City Hall suggest the city was ran by homosexuals, foreigners and corruptocrats. Even though the government was ran entirely by sodomites and foreigners, those in power were ALWAYS complaining about ''the lack of LGBTQ rights''.

The Sodom City Council was dominated by foreigners and cross-dressers just before the city was destroyed by fire and brimstone raining down from the sky.

One wall painting the archeologists found depicted a protestor trying to run over an immigration officer, and killed when he threw a spear in defense.  Following this occurence, there were months of rioting, as Prince Jakkob blamed the immigration officers for the riots.

He pandered relentlessly to his corrupt foreign supporters.

In Gommorrah, Prince Melvyn threw a corruption orgy for his favorite city bureaucrats, raiding and emptying the city coffers. The local Affluent White female Lesbians and STD-infected Gommoreans were too busy partaking in their sex and spending orgies to notice or care.

The governments in Sodom and Gommorrah misappropriated the taxpayers money, allowing their East African supporters to defraud the cities. The needy poor were ignored and the foreigners became filthy rich just before the cities were destroyed. Both cities raised a wealth tax on the small, productive heterosexual population.

Our archeologists also discovered a man named Lot voting with his feet. He escaped just as the fire and sulfer began to rain down on the wicked cities of Minneapolis and St. Paul. I mean...... Sodom and Gommorrah.

Friday, April 10, 2026

THIS JUST IN: $956 IS MORE THAN $75 AND DEMOCRATS ARE LIARS


The Republicans in The Minnesota State Legislature are attempting to reduce the state's vehicle tab fee, but EVERY Democrat voted against the measure.

The Democrats want to make tab fees EVEN MORE EXPENSIVE. DFL(Democrat Fraudster-Liar) House member Brad Tabke (pictured) took to the floor and blatantly made the false claim that Minnesota drivers pay a lower fee than our upper-midwestern neighbors.

Minnesota drivers pay $956, while North Dakota drivers pay $93 and South Dakota drivers pay only $75. Our neighbor to the East Wisconsin pays $85.

The cocky Democrats lie so easily because no one in the local media ever calls them on it.


Wednesday, April 8, 2026

Robin Leach And The Lifestyles Of The Rich DFL Corruptocrats And Somali Fraudsters


CHAMPAIGNE FRAUDSTER WISHES AND CAVIAR DFL GRIFTER DREAMS!!!!! 

WELCOME TO THE LIFESTYLES OF THE FRAUDULENT AND CRIMINAL FILTHY RICH!!!

This is your host ROBIN LEACH, and this week we're in The Land of 10,000 Frauds!!! 

Minnesota, ran by DFL Communists, Corruptocrats, Criminals, Crooks, Creeps, and Cross-Dressers!!!

 Minnesotaa, the state where judges are bought off and the CORRUPT LEFTIST County Attorney Mary Moriarty will ACT AS YOUR DEFENSE ATTORNEY AND LET YOU OFF WITH A SLAP ON THE WRIST........ if you're a  SOMALI PIRATE ROBBING THE TAXPAYERS!!!

This is the land where a COMMUNIST MOSLEM CAN BE ELECTED TO CONGRESS, BECAUSE THE CORRUPTOCRATS IN POWER IMPORTED 80,000 SOMALIS WITH HEADS SHAPED LIKE LIGHTBULBS INTO MINNESOTA'S FIFTH CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICT!!!!

MEET ultra-rich SOMALI CORRUPTOCRAT iLHAN OMAR, OWNER OF AN IMAGINARY WINERY IN ''NOBODY KNOWS WHERE IT IS''. She represents the hopelessly corrupt SOMALI Democrat stronghold of Minnesota's fifth congressional district. Here you can make A FORTUNE opening a ''Learing Center'' or a TAXPAYER-funded imaginary business with NO CUSTOMERS AND MAKE AN AMAZING FORTUNE!!!!

Most of the wealth in this city has been stolen and sent to MOGADISHU, SOMALIA. At the Minneapolis-St. Paul International airport, A MIND-BLOWING AMOUNT of tax dollers are whisked away to Africa. With all this stolen money, these FILTHY RICH FRAUDSTERS buy MULTIPLE MANSIONS, YACHTS AND LUXURY CARS!!! 

FEEDING OUR FUTURE????? PSHAW!!!! IN MINNESOTA, WE FEED OUR FRAUDS, GRIFTS, AND CORRUPT MONEY-LAUNDERING SCAMS!!!! Our politicians like Governor Tampon Timmy, his stooge LIEutenant Goveror Peggy Flanagan, and State Attorney General Keith Ellison REWARD their corrupt Somali supporters HANDSOMELY with the taxpayer's money.

Well, that's it from THE CORRUPT SOMALI SATELLITE STATE OF MINNESOTA. NEXT WEEK, WE BEGIN A 19-PART SPECIAL SERIES FROM THE CORRUPT HELLHOLE THAT IS GAVIN NEWSOM'S CALIFORNIA!!! UNTIL THEN....CIAO FOR NOW!!!

Sunday, April 5, 2026

Offended Muslim Scholar Addresses The Islamophobic Easter Holiday


It's Easter Sunday, and Christians from around the world celebrate the resurrection of Our Lord Jesus Christ. Many attend Easter church services, then enjoy a nice ham dinner. Many Americans dye eggs in bright, festive colors and enjoy candies.

Some people do not celebrate Easter. Here to address this is The Perpetually Offended Islamic scholar Muhammad Fatah Loonatika:


You infidels celebrate your ISLAMOPHOBIC savior resurrection-fertility festival of EASTER-ISHTAR while we do holy things like plan your deaths and the destruction of Western Civilization.

Your Christian fertility festival begins with church services, with your women wearing brightly colored dresses that doesn't EVEN cover them completely. There's no hijab or burqa, and it gravely displeases Allah. Soon, we Muslims will enter EVERY home and we will put an end to this OUTRAGE!!!

After your church wervices, you anger Allah further with a HAM DINNER!!!! This makes many of us CRY!!!! You commit this grave sin of EATING PIG while we Muslims DO holy THINGS, such as r@ping your 13-year-old daughters and bombing your cities. ALLAHU AKBAR!!!! We are holy while you are haram!!!

Then, you in The West turn on your BIG SATAN TV and watch LITTLE SATAN JEWISH PROPAGANDA, WATCHING ''THE TEN COMMANDMENTS''!!! It depicts The Pharoah Rameses AS A BAD MAN, but he was A GOOD, GOOD MAN AND GREAT ROLE MODEL, ENSLAVING THE JEWS!!!

You immoral ISLAMOPHOBES dye Easter eggs in bright, festive colors when you should cover the eggs in a burqa!! You enjoy PEEPS, jelly beans, and Tadbury Creme Eggs when you should be forced to pay our Jizya tax!!!

Soon, us Muslims will be running THE WORLD, and there will be NO MORE EASTER. Your TREASONOUS Democrat politicians are handing control of your countries to us, AND THERE WILL BE NO MORE HAM DINNERS OR PRETTY EASTER DRESSES FOR YOU INFIDELS!!!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!!!



Tuesday, March 31, 2026

THIS JUST IN: TRUMP DECLARES HIMSELF KING

 




APRIL FOOLS : )


March Madness Finale: ''No King's'' Communist Rallies

 


For many Americans, the term ''March Madness'' refers to the big college Basketball tournament. For  conservatives, ''March Madness'' refers to the communist-democrat woke lunacy occurring in March. 

The finale of this woke silliness, the well-funded ''No-Kings'' rallies across the country, gave geriatric hippies and Affluent White Female Leftistss an opportunity to make fools of themselves and get their faces on the news.

In St. Paul, Minnesota, the governor who set up a Covid Snitch Line and robbed the taxpayers BLIND yelled about that ''fascist/king'' President Trump. 

If you went into the crowd and asked leftist attendees ''How is Donald Trump ACTING LIKE A KING''? they could not give you a single example. These protestors simply HATE him because he won the 2024 presidential election and they are acting out because that''s what democrat-communists do.

A couple weeks ago, Democrats in Minnesota proposed a law giving WILD RICE a right to life. Two years ago, these Minnesota Democrats passed the MOST CRUEL ABORTION LAW IN THE WORLD. NOT JUST AMERICA. THE WORLD. MORE EXTREME THAN COMMUNIST CHINA. MORE EXTREME THAN NORTH KOREA. The same lunatics who passed Minnesota's cruel abortion law are now suggesting that WILD RICE has a  right to life.

We're not sure what would happen if you cooked or ate wild rice. Perhaps The Dems consider it a hate crime.

Meanwhile, The Republicans in DC are trying to get TSA workers back on the job, The communist-dems refuse to pay them. The Republicans want to pay federal law enforcement, but the dems would rather protect their violent illegal alien voter base.

March Madness is ending because March 2026 is ending.  Looney-tune Communist-Democrat madness will continue in April and beyond. Stay tuned.


Sunday, March 22, 2026

Andy Rooney: What's The Deal With AWFLs?


We here at RSR welcome the return of Andy Rooney, and he has some things to say regarding  THE awful WORLD OF AWFLS (Affluent White Female Liberals / Leftists):


They're the perpetually dissatisfied. middle-aged women, usually with short hair. They are always unhappy, with that indignant look on their face, demanding ''My I speak to your MANAGER?'' 

I'M GLAD THAT MY managing EDITOR, REDSQUIRREL IS JUST A COOL RODENT.  HE DOESN'T REALLY speak much. He JUST SNICKERS AT THE WORLD OF CRAZIES.

Many of these women are college professors.. They don't fix your plumbing or REPAIR your car. They make TONS of money (hence the ''Affluent'' IN AWFL) because the crooks in Washington D.C. PAYS THEM LOTS OF MONEY to INDOCTRINATE YOUR COMMUNIST BRAT. 

I began to notice these GAWDAWFUL AWFLS when they were ALL OVER TWITTER AND TIKTOK CELEBRATING THE BRUTAL ASSASSINATION OF CONSERVATIVE SPEAKER CHARLIE KIRK. THEY ARE INCREDIBLY HATEFUL, HORRIBLE, MISERABALE, AWFL LEFTISTS.

Many AWFLs are in the government. In about 25 years most of these leftist women with short hair will become the next generation of leftie hens like THEIR HEROINES Elizabeth Warrens, Hillary Clintons, and Nancy Pelosi. IT MAKES ME SHUDDER!!!

By the way, Have you ever noticed thow many of these Leftist Democrats don't even have two nickles to rub together, but after getting elected to Congrab they're SUDDENLY ZILLIONAIRES? Also, our national debt is almost identical to the amount of money STOLEN, GRIFTED, AND LAUNDERED by The Democrats in Congress? These Corruptocrat frauds are simply AWFL!

Renee Good was an lesbian AWFL killed by an I.C.E. Agent in Minneapolis when she tried to run him OVER, and was shot to death.The lunatics protesting Immigration and Customs Enforcement and the deportation of violent criminal illegal aliens blame the agent BECAUSE President Trump won the 2024 Election and the leftists are acting up like spoiled toddlers in a grocery store, demanding that MOMMY BUYS them candy!

When they're in power, they are mean, lunatic tyrants, and when they lose they act up.

Former President Barack Obama deported even more illegal aliens than President TRUMP, but none of these AWFLs cared a bit about THAT. They are protesting because they are OFFENDED THAT DONALD TRUMP EXISTS, and they have acute TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome) as well as  ''toxic empathy'' for the violent illegals. These nutcases need a psychiatrst!

There is a subset of this group of women sometimes referred to as ''Karens''. I think that label is unfair. I have a young relative  named Karen and she's an exceedingly nice, sweet person. Her friends call her ''Kare-Bear''.  I think It just isn't fair.

So, what do we do about these obnoxious, abusive AFFLUENT WHITE FEMALE LEFTISTS? I heard about one store owner banning an abusive ''Karen'' from his store when she was abusive towards one of his store employees.

It's a start.

Also, know that for each abusive, obnoxious AWFL, there are probably TEN people who try to be a good person.