This Isn't Your Dad's Democrat Party

 

Last night, leftist-extremists were the choice of the anti-Semitic leftist voters promoted by Communist-Anti-Semite NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani. New York has gone over the communist cliff like Thelma And Louise.

Gone are the mainstream liberal Democrats. They have been replaced by Jew-hating, America-hating authoritarian foreigners educated by their communist college professors and muslim mosques. Gone is the party of John F. Kennedy, Thomas ''Tip'' O'Neil and Bill Clinton. They have been replaced with anti-Semitic Marxists like Zohran Mamdani, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, and Ihan Omar.

I remember a time when Republicans and Democrats could battle on a national budget, then behave like adults afterwards. After Congress passed Ronald Reagan's 1981 Budget, Speaker Thomas ''Tip'' O'Neil congratulated The President and wished the best for the country. Now, the dems are so full of hate and TDS they would rather stomp on OUR faces than give the President and the country a victory.

20-30 years ago, there was a Minnesota Senator named Paul Wellstone. He was very liberal, yet NOBODY could imagine him physically threatening his opponents like the current Governor Tim Waltz does outragiously and regularly. Wellstone was never obnoxious OR HATEFUL. He had a kindly disposition, and was very much a happy warrior. Now, the corruptocrat lunatics of the current Democrat Farmer-Labor Party defrauds the state into oblivion AND INSULTS THEIR DEFRAUDED VICTIMS..

30 YEARS AGO, Democrat President Bill Clinton listened to Advisor Dick Morris and followed a THIRD WAY (ALSO KNOWN AS ''TRIANGULATION''), adopting a moderate path popular with Democrats AND Republicans alike. The country got along and we actually had a balanced national budget as well as the passage of Welfare Reform..

I remember when both Republicans and Democrats supported law enforcement. Now Democrat corruptocrats, criminals, communists, crooks, creeps, and cross-dressers treat law enforcement officers like criminals, and side with the lawless. One of the LOONEY winners from last night wants to do away with prisons AS WELL AS THE BORDER. 

The Democratic Party U.S.A. is being replaced by The Democratic Socialists of America. They still are calling themselves ''progressives'' because that's what communists call themselves. They promise everything and deliver nothing, and ruin everything they touch. They promise free groceries and free city bus rides, but deliver poverty and out of control crime.

They are high on D.E.I., USAID, STEALING EVERYTHING THAT ISN'T NAILED DOWN, ANTI-AMERICAN HATE, CORRUPTION, AND FULL OF TDS, but they have NEVER shown that they can actually govern.

This isn't your Dad's Democrat Party.

Eddie Comments On Keir Starmer's Resignation

UK's Prime Minister, Keir Starmer announced his resignation yesterday after his liberal Labour Party recieved a sharp rebuke from the voters. 

He allowed the country to fall apart, and let middle-eastern migrant rape gangs violate at least 250,000 White girls, while sending police to arrest native Brits merely for speaking up.

Here to comment on this is Heavy Metal mascot and British icon Eddie Tha Head:

BLIMEY!!!!! What has happened to my glorious, Great Britain??? We have gone from Winston Churchill (Hallowed Be His Name!!!) and ''We shall never surrender'' to allowing inbred middle Eastern migrants to VIOLATE our 14-year-old girls!!!! DISGRACEFUL!!!!

Gone are the days of our Iron Lady PM Maggie Thatcher. My favorite band Iron Maiden sang songs of Aces High and Troopers. Now, Western Europe is being taken over by ugly, inbred invaders, AND THE DAMNED GOVERNMENT IS ARRESTING OUR COUNTRYMEN FOR SPEAKING OUT ON FACEBOOK AND TWITTA!!!!!! BOLLOCKS!!!

WE USED TO FLY ON THE WINGS, LIKE THE EAGLE! FLY AS HIGH AS THE SUN!!!! My country used to fly Where Eagles Dare. Now, this turkey's twat Keir Starmer has surrendered our country to devil-worshipping muzlim migrants!! HE SHOULD BE TRIED FOR TREASON, AND AT FIVE O'CLOCK, THEY SHOULD TAKE HIM TO THE GALLOW'S POLE!!! 

Now, the people have had enough of this, and I say the Mohammadon invaders had better RUN TO THE HILLS !!! England was AND WILL BE a place of safety, happiness, freedom and peace. Once we were proud of our traditions and our powerful empire. England brought The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, Queen, Def Leppard and Iron Maiden to the world! Now, our cities have been taken over by grotty, culture-destroying muslim cretins. While our daughters are being used by repulsive muslim Orcs,  the rotten, lying muslim mayor of London Saddiq Khan calls us ISLAMOPHOBES and THAT his horde come in PEACE!  

GET DAFUQ OUT!!!!!

I am glad that Starmer will soon be out, and hopefully Nigel Farage will fight for us AND FIX WHAT'S WRONG!!!. WE REFUSE TO BRING OUR DAUGHTERS TO THE SLAUGHTER!!!! UP THE IRONS AND LET'S GO, ENGLAND!!!!

Is Communist L.A. Mayor Bass Spending The City's Budget On An Army Of Terminators?

Good evening, This is The Bill Burditzman Political Report. I am Bill Burditzsam, and this is the POLITICAL news in Los Angeles......

Communist l..A. city councilperson Nithia Raman recieved a large bundle of ballots, and has bounced into second place in the Los Aneles Mayoral Primary......and.......STOP THE COUNTING!!! IT'S OVER!!! CANDIDATE SPENCER PRATT IS ELIMINATED!!!

IN OTHER NEWS, We have Correspondent Jessica Santa-Maria Conchita de Cardinale on the streets with her report on Unhoused Drug Zombies getting paid by The Democrats for their votes for Mayor Karen Bass! Who says there's NO JOBS in Los Angeles???

Also, correspondent Mohammad Mohammad Abdul Mohammad has a report from McArthur Cememtary with local city union government workers getting the residents at the local cemetary  REGISTERED TO VOTE....

....but tonight's top story. Is INCOMPETENT Communist Mayor Karen Bass about to start A War Against The Human Race with an army of Terminators? At the beginning the 1984 Sci-Fi Horror Movie, There was a raging war in 2029  (two and a half years from now).  The city is reduced to a burned-out pile of rubble and human skulls. A time-travelling cyborg is sent back to 1984 to terminate Sarah Connor, the mother of John Connor, the leader of the human resistance.

Has Mayor Bass sent a terminator back to 1984 to target Spencer Pratt's Mother Janet Pratt and protect The Democrat's one-party hold on The City of Lost Angels'? Has the incompetent, corrupt Democrats ruining the city taken the entire city budget and sank all it's  tax revenue into an army of terminators? We here at The Burditzman Report WANT TO KNOW!!! .

Karen The Commie Bass has already burned much of the city down. The Palisades section of L.A. looks like the Hellscape at the beginning of The Terminator. There's NO LIMIT to the corruption in the looney City Council who recently legalized voting rights among illegal aliens. WOW, THESE PEOPLE WOULD DO ANYTHING TO FEED THEIR INSATIABLE LUST FOR POWER!

We will keep following this important story!

HEADLINE: THE BARACK OBAMA PRESIDENTIAL OUTHOUSE'S GRAND OPENING

 

Reminder: The racists operating The Obama Presidential Center /  Outhouse require you to present an I.D. if you wish to enter the building. Also, They stiffed the Black construction companies who worked on this project.

We wonder if there's an exhibit ''honoring'' Obama's smearing of political opponents and his 2012 presidential campaign that disefranchised miltiary voters serving overseas.

Overall, this is what I'd expect an America-hating scumbag's ''presidential center'' to look like.

Sister Mary Comments On MLB's Pride Month

June is refered to as ''Pride Month'' , so Major League Baseball  are having their players wear Rainbow Flag designs on their uniforms. Three players on The San Francisco squad have placed Bible verses on their uniforms, and the woke league has shown that this won't be tolerated.

Here to comment on this is our Religion and Faith Correspondent, Sister Mary Brokenknuckles:

God Bless the baseball players. Mary, Mother of God, Please preserve the innocence of this great game.

God loves The American Pastime and The Boys of Summer, BUT SMITES THE SODOMITE AND THEIR CORRUPT USE OF THE RAINBOW. This great symbol is God's way of telling his children that He will never destroy HIS BEAUTIFUL WORLD AGAIN. It is NOT to be used as a celebration of sexual PERVERSION!!

The idiot MLB executives ruining this great game should be SMACKED in the knuckles. Where's my RULER?

Major League Baseball has been corrupted by The Gay Mafia, and deserves the Wrath of God. They HAVE BECOME ARROGANT AND INTOLERANT OF WHAT'S GOOD AND HOLY, RUINING THE INNOCENCE OF THIS WONDERFUL GAME. They shove their perverted, corrupted RAINBOW FLAG in the people's faces.

Baseball is Peanuts and Cracker Jacks, NOT PENIS AND ASS CRACKS!!!! PLEASE GOD, FORGIVE US!!!!

GOD BLESS THE THREE BASEBALL DISCIPLES WHO ARE STANDING FOR GOOD. MARY, MOTHER OF GOD, WE ASK YOUR SON TO BLESS THESE MEN. AND Help them stand against this LUNATIC SODOMITE NONSENSE!!

Please, GOD. Show the idiot Baseball executives THE TRUTH OF THEIR FOLLY, FORGIVE THEM, and withhold your judgement, for they don't seem to know what they do. Amen.

ONCE AGAIN, A Team From The DEEP SOUTH Wins The Stanley Cup

Once again, a team from the deep south has won Professional Hockey's Stanley Cup. The Carolina Hurricanes won The Cup last night, defeating another hot-climate team, The Las Vegas Golden Knights, 4 games to 2.

Once again, fans of The Montreal Canadiens, Boston Bruins, New York Rangers, Chicago Blackhawks, Detroit Red Wings, Minnesota Wild (The Minnesota North Stars never won The Cup either), New York Islanders, Toronto Maple Leafs, Philadelphia Flyers, Edmonton Oilers, Pittsburgh Penquins, New Jersey Devils, Buffalo Sabres, Vancouver Canucks, AND The Ottawa Senators were shut out.

 The last time any of these teams won the Championship was when The Pittsburgh Penquins won it in 2017. The MOST SUCCESSFUL NORTHERN NHL TEAM as of late are The Emonton Oilers, losers of Championship series on 2024 and 2025.

People in Minnesota sometimes call their state ''The State of Hockey,'' but Minnesota  also elected Tim Walz. Our previous team, The Minnesota North Stars, lost both times they made it to the FINALS. Our current team, The Minnesota Wild, has NEVER made an appearance in the Finals. The North Stars had to move to DALLAS and change their nickname to THE STARS to win The Stanley Cup.

By way of comparison, teams from Florida have won FOUR Stanley Cups since 2020. Maybe we should start calling FLORIDA ''The State of Hockey''. HOT WEATHER, BIKINIS, ORANGES, AND ....HOCKEY! SORRY YOU LOSERS UP NORTH!!

The Carolina Hurricanes have won TWO STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONSHIPS. Their previous championship came 20 years ago, I wasn't even aware they even had an NHL team back then.

You would think that living in a state of 40 below weather and the finest High School Hockey tournament in the country we could at least compete for a Stanley Cup Championship. Minnesota isn't ''The State of Hockey'' as much as ''The State of Under-Achieving Men's Professional Sports Franchises.''

Maybe I'll post about our other ridiculous men's professional sports teams some other time. Maybe I'll post about my newest theory. ''that The NHL HAS BECOME THE SOUTH'S REVENGE  FOR LOSING THE CIVIL WAR''.

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