Minnesota Democrat Candidate Peggy Flanagan's Victory Speech

After defeating opponent Angie Craig Tuesday night, Democrat Senate candidate and Lieutenant-Governor Peggy Flanagan accidently took a shot of Sodium Pentathol truth serum and said the following:

I thank all you sneaky Somali fraudsters,  criminals and Affluent White Fruitcake Leftists for choosing ME over Angie Craig, and I welcome all you COMMUNISTS, CORRUPTOCRATS, CRIMINALS, CROOKS, CREEPS, KLEPTOS, AND CROSS-DRESSERS to my campaign!!!!

I welcome all the  Somalis, ESPECIALLY everyone from The LEARING Centers, AND  ALL YOU FRAUDSTERS!! I PROMISE YOU THAT I WILL KEEP THAT DFL (DEMOCRAT FRAUDSTER-LIAR) MONEY SPIGOT FLOWING AND KEEP FEEDING OUR FRAUD AS LONG AS YOU VOTE FOR ME in the general election. 

i will make a fool of myself pandering to YOU AS I  put on a hijab while WAVING that hideous SOMALISOTA STATE FLAG. I WILL follow in the footsteps of TIM WALZ. WAITAMINNUT, I'M NOT RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR!! Oh well.......

I say ''SCREW THE TAXPAYERS!!!! DO THEY THINK THE GOVERNMENT IS SUPPOSED TO WORK FOR YOU LITTLE, LAW-ABIDING NOBODIES????!!!! WE WORK FOR THE SOMALI CROOKS, VIOLENT UNDOCUMENTED CRIMINALS,  AND INTERNATIONAL DRUG KINGPINS!!!

My primary opponent Angie Craig VOTED FOR The Laken Riley Act, named after a young woman raped and murdered by an UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANT.  Angie wants to PROTECT American Women when ALL REAL DEMOCRATS WOULD RATHER PROTECT THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT RAPISTS AND MURDERERS  FROM ARREST AND DEPORTATION!!!! I mean, WHO ELSE ARE WE STILL GONNA GET TO VOTE FOR US if we can't keep undocumented MIGRANTS in the country???

I hate THAT EVIL, ROTTEN TRUMP and all HIS SUPPORTERS (AUDIENCE ''BOOS''), and I hate those rotten ICE agents (more ''boos''), BECAUSE THEY KEEP ARRESTING MY SUPPORTERS!!! UNDOCUMENTED immigrant drug dealers, murderers, rapists SHOULD FEEL WELCOME IN MINNESO-COLD AND ALL OVER THIS COUNTRY. Remember, NO ONE is illegal on stolen land!!!!

I promise to defund ICE as well as make Renee Good's birthday A PAID, NATIONAL HOLIDAY, AND I PROMISE TO HAVE MOUNT RUSHMORE DESTROYED!! I'll blow that mothf*cker up, me and Rashida Tlaib!!!!

i promise to REPLACE THANKSGIVING with a holiday more CULTURALLY INCLUSIVE!!!!! DOWN WITH WHITE PRIVILEGE AND WHITE MEAT!!!!!

WE NEED YOUR SUPPORT BECAUSE MICHELLE TAFOYA WILL BE FUNDED BY AIPAC AND THE RICH REPUBLICAN BILLIONAIRES, AND she will help Trump and Elon Musk tip OVER OUR WONDERFUL, MULTI-TRILLION DOLLAR CORRUPTION APPLECART....AND WE CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN!!!! ALL HAIL ACTBLUE AND USAID!!!!!!!!!

We need to do away with The Death Penalty for psychotic murderers, BUT MAKE SURE WE ALWAYS HAVE THE DEATH PENALTY FOR INNOCENT, UNBORN BABIES!!!

FINALLY, WE DEMOCRATS MUST ALWAYS PROTECT TRANS KIDS FROM THEIR MEDDLING PARENTS!!!

Well, I better end it there, or MY HEAD WILL START SPINNING AND I'LL START PROJECTILE VOMITTING IN EVERYONE'S FACE. GOOD NIGHT, AND SATAN F*CK AMERICA!!!!!!

Mamdani And El-Sayed: Are Their Socialist Voters Seeking An Arab GENIE To Grant Their AFFORDABILITY Wishes?

Everywhere you look there's a Democrat Socialist-Communist candidate of Arab, Muslim or African ethnicity. They're EVERYWHERE. You can't turn around or fire up the Twitter/X without SEEING them.

Let's ignore for a moment their America-bashing, Anti-Semitism, hatred for Western Civilization, open support for Hamas and terrorism, Their cruel, ignorant view of the 9/11 Attacks, their admiration for Communist mass-murderers, their incredibly insane, Anti-West worldview, and just concentrate on how they think about THE ECONOMY.

Their spoiled voter base WANT AFFORDIBILITY, yet most of them are deep in debt to their corrupt leftist college.They also can't keep up with THE RENT, can't pay for HEALTHCARE, and they're also demanding free or very cheap GROCERIES. 

Why are these Arab Socialist-leftists so appealing to these voters? These mushy-brained brats also hate America and They HATE their fellow Americans. They are taught at college BY HATEFUL PROFESSORS THAT AMERICA IS EVIL.These brats LOVE COMMUNISM AND ISLAM, even though the two ideologies are the two that have caused BY FAR he most damage in human history.

So, here's my new theory: These Socialist-Democrat voters are ENTHRALLED by ARAB SOCIALIST CANDIDATES LIKE ZOHRAN MAMDANI AND ABDUL EL-SAYED BECAUSE THESE DUNDERHEADS  ARE LOOKING FOR.....A GENIE TO GRANT THEIR WISHES. These voters are ''magic thinkers'', fantasizing  their problems will be solved by a MAGIC politician WISH-GRANTER, while also believing that most jobs are BENEATH THEM.

Most Communists are rich, spoiled, ne'er-do-wells like Karl Marx was. They want to rule you, take what you have, and they're Communists because they demand the special status of being on top without ever working for it. Almost ALL of them are professional students and college professors.

Mamdani's voters wanted free busrides and cheap rent, and he SMILED and told them he'll grant their wishes. El-Sayed tells HIS supporters that he'll grant THEIR wish of FREE HEALTHCARE. Mamdani voters GOBBLED UP ALL his BS., and he only had to be GLIB, SOUND good, and SPEAK WELL.  The problem is, he's a liar and he's destroying New York City, but HIS VOTERS BELIEVE HE WILL MAGICALLY GRANT THEIR WISHES.

These SOCIALIST ARAB GENIES ARE ACTORS, PRETENDING TO grant wishes LIKE FREE HEALTHCARE, LOW RENT, FORGIVEN COLLEGE LOANS, FREE OR VERY CHEAP GROCERIES. and other goodies.

The RUB? These genies can promise to GRANT YOUR WISHES, but they don't know how markets work or how to deliver on anything. They don't know why things cost what they cost. WHAT they CAN do is TARGET THE RICH, and for their gullible, Bolshevik voters, that's good enough. 

Instead of RUBBING A LAMP, all you have to do is fill that oval next to the candidate's name, and THEY WILL promise to grant your communist, socialist wishes. ISN'T THAT EXCITING???

TOP TEN THINGS MICHIGAN DEMOCRAT CANDIDATE ABDUL EL-SAYED HATES ABOUT AMERICA

It's Election season, and we're learning so much about the candidates.Looney Wisconsin gubernatorial candidate Francesca Hong hates Thanksgiving, loves Thanksgiving, and hates seeing old White people. 

Muslim-Socialist Michigan Senatorial candidate Abdul El-Sayed has quite a list of things he HATES about America, AND Western Civilization for that matter.

From our home office in Bovey, Minnesota, we present our new TOP 10 LIST. These are THE TOP TEN THINGS MICHIGAN SENATORIAL CANDIDATE ABDUL EL-SAYED HATES ABOUT AMERICA:

10. Christians

  9 Jews

  8, White people

  7. Black people

  6. Football

  5. Independence Day fireworks

  4. job-creators

  3. The free market

 2. non-muslims

 1. non-Communists

Sports: Following Hard Foul On Sophie Cunningham, Indiana Fever Add Muscle

AND NOW, THE RSR SPORTS REPORT WITH JOE PISCOPO:

THANKS, RED.

Tonight in THE WNBA, Controversial Shooting Guard--small forward Sophie Cunningham is going for a lay-up, when Chicago Sky ENFORCER DiJonai ''THE CLOTHESLINE'' Carrington CLOTHERLINES HER, ALMOST DECAPITATING Sophie. A flagrant foul 2 is called, and DiJonai is (Joe clicks his tongue) THROWN OUT OF THE GAME!!!

Since the ASSAULT on Sophie, MY SOURCES TELL ME that THE FEVER ARE ADDING SOME MUCH-NEEDED MUSCLE, adding THE EXTREMELY TOUGH HANSON SISTERS DANIELLE, STEPHANIE, AND JESSICA to the Fever roster.

The Hanson ''sisters'': Left to Right: Danielle, Stephanie and Jessica, or is it Sephanie, Jessica, and Danielle?

We understand the ''sisters'' are FORMER HOCKEY PLAYERS.

This is a big, BIG story, as The WNBA have indicated that they are NOW ALLOWING MEN IDENTIFYING AS WOMEN INTO THE LEAGUE. Former NBA player, Enes Kanter Freedom has made his intention known to enter The DRAFT NEXT YEAR.

Also, we understand that Tammy ''Dr. Hook-Shot'' McKracken is a very sought-after GOON/enforcer, probably a top 5 draft choice in the next WNBA DRAFT.

THAT'S SPORTS TONIGHT. I'M JOE PISCOPO. BACK TO YOU, RED!

The Democrat's Insane 2026 Campaign Strategy: Brainwash, Inflame, Terrify, Anger, And Alienate 70-90% Of The Voters

Imagine The American Voters as a spectrum. On the Right side, you have 30% Republican. On the Left side, you have 30% Democrats, while both sides try to appeal to the 40% in the middle. We call these people 'moderates''. For the MOST part, neither party OWNS their vote.

While The Republicans run with nice, mostly-White, handsome, square-headed CONSERVATIVE, PATRIOTIC men and MAGA women who look like highly-agreeable dolls, The Democrats recruit FOREIGN, hateful, NAZI tatted, anti-Thanksgiving, and haters of Western Civilization.

In Michigan, The Republicans are running SOLID CONSERVATIVE candidate Mike Rodgers.The Democrats have Abdul El-Sayed, a HATEFUL, ANTI-SEMITIC SOCIALIST.

They say that El Sayed is the favorite. What Gives?

The Republicans have their 30% on The Right and are appealling to the 40% in The Middle, while the Democrats are alienating HALF OF THEIR OWN BASE. We are hearing that BLACK MEN CAN'T STAND El-Sayed. Who is going to vote for this Socialist Mohammadon-Extremist? Muslims, Anti-Semites, communist college students and AWFLs? (Affluent White Female Leftists)? What is that? 16-17% OF THE VOTER SPECTRUM?? YOU'RE GONNA WIN WITH 16-17? 

DEMOCRAT CAMPAIGN WORKERS WILL HAVE TO DO AN AMAZING AMOUNT OF CHEATING TO WIN THIS ONE.

In Minnesota, I think THE QUESTION THAT EACH VOTER SHOULD BE ASKING THEMSELVES IS  ''DO YOU OPPOSE DFL CORRUPTION OR DO YOU WANT EVEN MORE OF YOUR MONEY STOLEN AND GIVEN TO THE CORRUPTOCRATS, ILLEGALS, AND SOMALI CRIMINALS? '' The ''NEWS'' MEDIA SAYS THAT Democrats STILL lead in the polls. God help us. 

How can people STILL vote for Democrats? One of my theories is ''You are who you listen to'', and Democrat voters are punch-drunk on NPR, The View, CNN, MSNOW, and other ''news'' sources that smack them in the face like Manny Pacquuio hitting the speed bag with NON-STOP LIES. The quickness of misinformation almost breaks the time-space continuom, giving these liberals such a terrible case of TDS they would blame President Trump for starting World War 2. 

It's AMAZING how some everyday Americans can STILL vote for a Democrat. They have the so-called ''news'' media barking for them.

Black voters are more conservative than most White Americans, and more pro-life, yet the vast amount of Black voters still vote Democrat. The Republicans fail to make their case and allow The Democrats to keep lying to Black voters somewhere in the moderate middle on the issues.

The Democrat party has been taken over by the Hate Caucus. They call themselves ''Socialists'', but they are Communists-Muslims. (The Red-Green Coalition) They speak hate non-stop. They talk about KILLING THEIR ENEMIES. They make the 15 % on the extreme Left VERY EXCITED, but they're alienating and angering Normal-Americans

The American People HAVE TO ANNIHILATE The SOCIALIST-COMMUNIST Democrat candidates and they have to be taught A LESSON in November or this country will be in horrible danger,

A Red Forman Commentary: Abdullah El-Sayed, Hasan Piker, And Francesca Hong Deserve A Kick In The Ass

We here at RSR are happy to welcome Eric's Dad, Correspondent Red Forman to GIVE HIS THOUGHTS  on The 2026 Election season. Today's commentary centers on Michigan Senatorial candidate Abdul El-Sayed, Wisconsin Gubernatorial candidate Francesca Hong, and ''infiuencer'' Hasan Piker:

Thanks, Red. Hey, i like your name.

It's ME, Eric's Dad, here to kick some ASS, namely that HATEFUL mohammadon douche Abdul EL-Sayed, his creepy LITTLE friend Hasan Piker, and that looneytoon batshit crazy whackjob, Democrat gubernatorial candidate, Francesca Hong. She says she wants to cancel THANKSGIVING. Who does she think she is, The Thankgiving GRINCH??? My spectacular wife Kitty makes one Hell of a Thanksgiving Day turkey. I think this Francesca babe is a MALADJUSTED SOCIALIST WEIRDO.

This whackjob said she had to leave a Culver's resteraunt because there were too many old, WHITE people. I don't know about you, but that sounds kinda RACIST. I thought that politicians were supposed to NOT SOUND RACIST. I'm voting for her opponent. SHE GETS THE SECOND PLACE RIBBON AND A KICK IN THE ASS.

Michigan Democrat Mohammadon Socialist Abdul El-Sayed hates White AND Black people, AND SAYS HE WANTS TO give everybody FREE HEALTHCARE, BUT I DON'T THINK HE HAS TOLD US HOW HE'LL PAY FOR IT OUTSIDE OF ''TAXING THE RICH''. These Arab Socialists tell us about all the free stuff they'll give us. Is he a Genie? I don't remember rubbing a lamp. I understand he's very popular with the pot-smoking commies in the university dormrooms. Just say ''NO'' to drugs, mohammadons, communists, and these America-hating douchebags running for office

I might move the family to Michigan so I can vote for his opponent, Republican Mike Rogers . As for that mohammadon Socialist jerk, he gets a kick in the ass.

Hasan Piker isn't running for anyting, but he should be running to avoide my foot kicking his hateful, commie ass. This creep says that Muslims should rape White women and daughters. If this creep comes anywhere near my wife or my adorable daughter Lori, I'll break his neck with my bare hands. You can go right ahead and call me an ''islamophobe''. My only regret is that I have only two ass-kicking feet to give for my family and country.

This so-called ''influencer'' Piker admires Chinese communist dictator Mao Zedong, and even walks around with a Chairman Mao grey coat on. Hasan must have quit school in the 4th Grade, admiring the greatest mass murderer in human history. Either he's an ignorant retard or a horribly maladjusted psychopath. Either way, he deserves a GREAT BIG kick in the ass. 

This evil douche also said we deserved to be attacked on 9/11. The democrats will have to do A HELL OF A LOT of cheating to win.

Why can't these mohammadon lunatics be more like Eric's friend Fez? He's weird but he's a nice kid.

GOD BLESS AMERICA.

Does Anyone Remember The Name NITHYA RAMAN?

Does anybody out there remember the Los Angeles Mayoral Primary in early June where the most talk-about mayoral candidate of recent years came out in support of all the victims of the terrible, corrupt Los Angeles municipal government? He was comfy in second place on primary election night, and was ready to meet the incumbant in November's General election, but the corrupt system in Los Angeles KEPT counting newfound votes until that candidate was eliminated.

Do you even remember the communist third place candidate who krept into second place weeks after primary night? Her name is Nithya Raman, and she made a tear-filled concession speech on primary night, but the Democrat activists and union government employees who count the votes found enough ballots to spring her into second place and eliminate candidate Spencer Pratt.

Are you rememberiing now???

WHAT ABOUT KAREN BASURA? You may know her better as the incumbant, communist Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass. I was surprised to learn that this person is a radical terrorist with ties to other terrorists who bombed the U.S. CAPITOL IN 1983. She also did ''work'' with the Cuban Communist government. Remember when the Palisades neighborhood was set on fire, and she sprang right into action, taking a flight to Ghana where she attended an Embassey cocktail party as Palisades went up in flames.

Right now, there seems to be a blackout of news out of Los Angeles, and it looks like all news regarding this election has been memory-holed.  So, do you remember the name NITHYA RAMAN? She gave that tearful concession speech on Primary Night. She will give another concession speech on Election Night in November. Communists like to make a big SHOW about supporting ''democracy.''

The important thing to remember is that the hopelessly corrupt city of Los Angeles will still be ''ran'' by communist KAREN BASURA.......I mean, Karen Bass, and I think NITHYA RAMAN will still be a member of the Los Angeles City Council.

That guy who was cheated out of a chance to win the Mayor's office? Spencer Pratt is famous for his work in reality TV. Maybe a network should give him a new reality show where he exposes all the corruption and incompetence of the Los Angeles city government. Just an idea.