Michel de Nostredame, better know as Nostradamus, was a 16th century man famous for his predictions. He made cryptic forecasts relating to the rise of Hitler, the assassination of John F. Kennedy, and many other historical events. Recently, historians discovered even more writings near his childhood home, stashed in the wall of a local family's work shop. Here are some interesting findings:
We believe that this prediction was about Muslim internet ''influencer'' Hasan Piker:
Hornets from Hell flew out of his Turkish beak
Born on third base, Influencer of Hate
A Grey-Coated one says ''The Towers deserved to FALL and BURN on 9 plus 10 plus 1!!!''
and the Mohammadons shall RULE the Earth so let it be done!!!!
We believe this prediction describes Kamala Harris's rise to power:
And the Great Whore arose off her knees, and climbed
the ranks of power
Laughing and Cackling like a Hyena
Speaking in word salads, Speaking Nonsense, a tower of Babel
Her campaign crashed and burned as Donald with Orange Hair returned
We're sure this prediction relates to the 2026 mid-term elections:
In the year 2000 plus 20 plus 6
young and envious foolish knaves full of envy and ignorant of history
chose chains of slavery under the mohammadon rule and
to make the streets run red with the blood of the rich
And finally, a prediction relating to the Conflict with Iran:
The Orange-hair ruler attacked and
the mullahs saw fireballs fall from the sky
In Western Babylon, the first world cried and complained
about the AFFORDABILITY of petrol
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