Nicholae Carpathia's Post-Election Statement

Here to make a statement on The 2022 Mid-term elections is The Anti-Christ:

It's fantastic that our Democrat hypocrites bitch about 'voter suppression' while mailing out ballots to their voters. It is super easy-peasey voting everywhere if you're a Democrat! MEANWHILE, Republican voters stand in line on Election Day for 5-6 hours and are told that the machines aren't working and there's not nearly enough ballots. My biased, darling news media lies non-stop!

I am very disappointed that Tracy Abrams came up short. She told Georgia voters to abort their babies because the economy is in the toilet. It would have been great to have ANOTHER MOLOCH WORSHIPPER IN POWER!

Another  pro-Abortion disciple, The Reverend  Raphael Warnock will have a run-off with that Christian, goody two-shoes Herschel Walker. Of course, my demons will make sure our candidate will win. Fire up the Dominion Voting Machines!

Up in Minnesota, Democrats swept al state-wide races. The urban voters in The Gopher State love corruption, like being told what to do., and they are really into KILLING UNBORN BABIES! They will gladly take my mark! The local news stations have them SO DECEIVED!!!

ALL HAIL SATAN!!!!!!

It looks like OUR SPEAKER Nancy Pelosi will lose her speakership if those Republicans win the majority in The House of Representatives. It would be quite damaging to the satanic cause if we lose her evil leadership. The Unclean Spirit living inside her head will FREAK!

I am pleased that our BEAST with the bulge in his neck, John 'Goliath' Fetterman, won his race against Mahmet Oz. Our giant's victory over their 'David' was a great victory and proves that a horrible candidate can win if you decieve enough voters and rig the voter machines.  Remember, if you're not cheating, you're not trying!

In New York, our Governor Kathy Hochul defeated law-and-order Republican Lee Zeldin. How dare Zeldin try to stand in the way of our violent criminals! Three cheers for murders, violent assaults,  and carjackings!!!!

The Wicked Witch of The Mid-West DEMOCRAT Governor Gretchen Whitmer won re-election! Hey G.O.P......Ding-Dong! The witch is alive!!!!

I want to give a special shout-out to our false prophets at CNN and MSNBC, as well as NBC, CBS, AND ABC NEWS!!!! Your lies stopped the Red Wave.

In closing, I want to address our Florida Governor Ron DeSantis problem. That damnable DeSantis won his election by 20 points. What do we do about HIM? I want your best ideas by the end of the day. C'MON DEMONCRATS. THINK!!!!!

ALL HAIL SATAN!!!!