Soon-to-be ex-Speaker Nancy Pelosi spoke to her colleagues in The House chamber last week, and used a non-existent word 'SHWANZA' Here to try to explain is our resident psychiatrist, Dr. Frasier Crane:
Thank you, RedSquirrel. Hello, I am Dr. Frasier Crane, and I am listening.
Yes, soon-to-be former Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) used this word Shwanza. She was wishing her colleagues well, and trying to be 'inclusive' to multiple religions and traditions. Somehow, she mentioned this non-existent holiday 'Shwanza'. PERHAPS this non-existent holiday DOES exist, and that we just didn't know of it's existence.
Perhaps she just made a Freudian slip, or this supposed holiday IS A REAL HOLIDAY. It sounds like she was trying to combine the words 'Shvantz' and 'Kwanzaa'. Shvantz is a Yiddish word, meaning 'penis,' and Kwanzaa is a fake holiday for African-Americans opposed to Christmas. Kwanzaa was created by a Black Communist.
My, this is starting to sound like a holiday that would be celebrated by a Cultural Marxist! We may be getting somewhere!
Perhaps, Nancy wanted to insult The American People one last time before she has to give up her huge, over-sized Speaker's Gavel. She was probably lashing out, thinking that she desired to desecrate Christmas by wishing everyone a 'happy fake holiday' like Kwanzaa , but was thinking about her 'sexually adventurous' husband Paul, so she accidently said 'Shwanza'.
Chances are, Nancy was slurring her speech because she was drunk, as she is much of the time. It is well-known that she is a full-fledged alcoholic, shit-faced to the core. As bad as her drunkedness is, she is even MORE drunk on power. She must make a fortune from her insider trading, so I am sure she can afford all the booze she could ever want.
I would send her to DETOX.
Extreme leftists like Mrs.Pelosi have this need to change ANYTHING that is considered 'traditional' and attack what is 'normal'. I hope that she and her Democrat colleagues don't ever try to cancel Christmas and replace it with Shwanza. With this out-of-control government, it wouldn't surprise me if they try.
According to some, Nancy Pelosi has an unclean spirit living inside her head. Perhaps someone should hire an exorcist to deal with this, although I would prefer some extensive electroshock therapy for Nancy.
I would like to conduct some Rorschach tests with Nancy. I remember when The Clintons used to hang condoms on their White House Christmas tree. In her congressional district (San Francisco), residents are 'free' to publicly shoot drugs into their veins and defecate on the sidewalks.
I find it interesting after they emptied the mental asylums and turned San Franciscointo a sanctuary city, she was elected to Congress.
Well, that's it for this session. Have yourselves a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. I wish good mental health to you and yours!
I am Dr. Frasier Crane, and I am listening!
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