Tuesday, June 28, 2022

Havnagootiim Vishnu Ueheer Has Juneteenth Questions


Your bushy-tailed correspondent had never heard of a holiday called Juneteenth unttil George Floyd's death two years ago. Apparently, some slaves were not told that they were free. This holiday has SOMETHING to do with the freeing of Black slaves, or something.

It appears that I'm not the only who's confused. Here is our visiter from the East, correspondent Havagootiim Vishnu Uerheer. He has some profound questions dealing with this holiday called 'Juneteenth.':

Thank you, Red Rodent.

I have visited America off an on for a little over 40 years, and I am a little confused about this holiday they call 'Juneteenth.' Is this a holiday that gives thanks to the White Union soldiers who won The Civil War? Do Blacks show appreciation to Republicans because the party was founded for the purpose of ending slavery? No?????

This holiday perplexes me deeply!

Is this Juneteenth a day they honor President Abraham Lincoln. He was the U.S. President who delivered The Emancipation Proclamation.' The last time I checked, some Cancel Culture activists wanted to honor this great president by pulling down his statue.

Why would they do such a thing? This leaves me quite puzzled.

I watched the news Monday night of last week, and saw lots of carnage and mass shootings on Juneteenth. Is this what's it's about? Maybe they are also celebrating Chicago Mayor Lori Beetlejuice Lightfoot's birthday or something

.I understand that Congrab made Juneteenth a federal holiday. They wanted to honor George Floyd. If they really wanted to honor him, they should've made up a national holiday to remember the victims of fentanyl.

I didn't see any 'smash and grabbing' on Junetheenth. Do Blacks take a break from stealing everything in sight on Juneteenth? I've seen holiday sales on President's Day and Independence Day. 

Perhaps if stores offered a sale on Juneteenth, Blacks wouldn't steal so much.

Why do they celebrate Juneteenth INSTEAD of Father's Day? Did they create this holiday because Blacks feel LEFT OUT on Father's Day? I heard that if you wanted to break up a Black mob, you send in a small child and have the child ask them 'Are any of you guys my Daddy?'

I wonder why nobody on CNN honors Black CONSERVATIVES like Thomas Sowell, Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, Larry Elder, or Senator Tim Scott. Is there some reason THEY DON'T COUNT?

Finally, why is there a Black History Month and a Juneteenth, but nothing for White people? I keep hearing about this 'White Privilege.' Why is June called LBGTQ Pride Month?  Where's the month for all the straight, non-Sodomite Americans? 

Where's THEIR month? The universe is sometimes quite chaotic. These questiosn have me quite perplexed............



Wednesday, June 22, 2022

SONG PARODY ALERT!!! Radiohead Sings New Creepy Joe Biden Theme Song


I put my hands on 8-year-old girls

I like to put my nose in their hair

I like nibbling on their necks

I took showers with my grand-daughter

I married the babysitter

People freak out when I whisper

I am so special

bicycle helmet special


But I'm an old creep

I am an old weirdo

What am I doing here?

I am the fake president


I should be riding the short bus

Obama's in control

This is his third term

The country's deep in a hole

No one knows what I'm sayin'

I'm an incoherent mess

but I am so special

I'm bicycle helmet special


I am an old creep

The kids know I am a weirdo

I'm standing too close

My hands on their shoulders

Ooooh,,,,,,Oooooh...........

Please, stop sniffing my hair.....

Noooooooo!!!.....Nooooo!!!!!.....

or I will run, run, run, run AWAY!!!!!


I get to do, whatever I want

because I am special

senile and special

but I am an old creep

I am an old weirdo

Everybody wonders what I'm doing here

I'm ruining the country

I'm ruining the country

Monday, June 20, 2022

Ted Koppel: Joe Deal Has Been Suspended From Twitter. Again.


Imagine if you were around during World War 2, and Twitter existed back then. Let's say that you believed that German Dictator Adolf Hitler was a psychotic murderer, and you saw newsreals of the ovens and gas chambers at Auchwitz or Duchau. You take to Twitter and tweet, 'He should be hunted down, shot dead, or be arrested and put on trial.'

Whether the hypothetical tweet in question is directed towards 'The Night Stalker' Richard Ramirez, the murderous Manson Famiy, or ANY murderer, a reasonable person would understand that you would be expressing moral anger.

Well, you would probably be suspended from Twitter for violating their rediculous, context-free rules against 'threatening or abusive' speech

We brought you the story of Joe Deal, known to his readers as 'RedSquirrel.' He was suspended on July 22, 2019 for violating Twitter's crazy, capricious rules. The 'Twitter Support Staff' took his Twitter account hostage for 1,009 days. Meanwhile Psychopathic Islamic mullahs and dangerous child groomers aren't suspended. He was finally re-instated on April 26, 2022.

Now, Joe Deal has been suspended AGAIN. On June 6th, he saw a video of a Black man following his victim before sucker -punching him. The victim fell face-first into the sidewalk, and died. This made Joe Deal very angry, and he tweeted the following:

'These psychotic animals should be hunted down, shot dead, or given the electric chair,'

It's arguable that Joe Deal may have over-reacted, but you have to wonder if he was suspended because the assailent in the video was Black. Are Twitter employees just stupid, or are they censoring Joe Deal because he is a conservative. His tweet was reasonable. Our society puts violent criminals to death quite often.

Joe Deal 'tweeted' something, and was suspended, but the moral and mental midgets at Twitter don't seem to have any opinion of the violent Black assailent. They don't seem to notice Mr. Deal's anger was quite reasonable. His 'abusive' comment was directed to the killer.

Joe Deal filed an appeal, and was told that Twitter's decision will stand. We don't know how long his Twitter account will remain locked.

I am Ted Koppel. Goodnight.




Thursday, June 16, 2022

Song Lyrics For My Upcoming CD 'Songs For Happy Hunyuks And Heartbroken Hipsters'


I am planning to finish recording my second CD in early July. This week, I am working on my cover art, and hopefully the lead-off single and the CD will be out sometime in August. The title of the new CD is 'Songs For Happy Hunyuks And Heartbroken Hipsters. Here are the lyrics for the 10 songs (I may add 1 or 2 bonus tracks):


Reunion

Hey Gary, we're getting the old gang together

Summer's here and the time is right

It's been such a long time since I've seen everybody

It's gonna happen one of these nights

I got an old photo album

way back when we had our rock band

We can build a big, 'ole bonfire

and laugh with our toes in the sand


Countdown to reunion

With me and my oldest friends

It'll be so good to catch up

and re-connect with you all again


I can't believe that we're all pushing fifty

I'd rather push back the hands of time

It's been such a long time since I've seen everybody

I wonder if the years have been kind

We can laugh at how we've become our parents

We gained weight and our hairlines got thin

Remember friends no longer with us

Man, I wonder where to begin


Countdown to reunion

with all my oldest friends

It'll be so good to catch up

and re-connet with you all again


Countdown to reunion

with all my oldest friends

It'll be so good to catch up

and re-connect with you all again



Murple

When I look into the sky

Sometimes I wonder why

My eyeballs can see that pretty rainbow

Maybe it's part of God's plan

and he wants me to understand

there's a beautiful world right outside my window


Hey Joe!


It's Murple

Red and green and blue and purple

Colors.

There's so many others


He made the color in your face

There's only one human race

Deep down inside I know it's true

Yellow, Red, White, Black and Brown

Hey, don 't let it get you down

Sometimes I feel green and sometimes blue


Hey YOU!


It's Murple

Red and green and blue and purple

Colors.

There's so many others


It's more than psychedelic

more than just a relic

I believe it's a sign from above

It's the creative spirit

I wanna be near it

A clear manifestation of God's love


Hey Guv!


It's Murple

Red and green and blue and purple

Colors

There's so many others


It's Murple

Red and green and blue and purple

Colors

There's so many others



Roadkill Heart

I fell in love with you, thought you'd love me too

But I never knew that you would never be true

I didn't see the sign, must have out of my mind

to cross paths with you, Out of nowhere you flew


You ran over my Roadkill Heart

You ran over my Roadkill Heart


Well, you ran over my heart, and squashed that sucker flat

It was rather careless to do me in like that

At Mile Marker 9 there's a chalk outline

C.S.I. and the feds, know you just killed my heart dead


You ran over my Roadkill Heart, How could you?

You ran over my Roadkill Heart, How dare you?


And now, there's tire tracks all over my heart

Nothing eases this aching, It's off of the chart

and when I die, you'll still be on my mind

They should post a big warning sign, that reads:


She ran over his roadkill heart........

You ran over my roadkill heart.........

Beware of the roadkill heart............

Look both ways for the roadkill heart.......


Ooh, for my roadkill heart.



Toystore

Hey, hey, hey........Whoa, Whoa, whoa......Hey, hey, hey,

She was behind the counter of the toystore

So darn pretty and I coundn't ignore

She really got me goin' when she said 'Hi.'

A beautiful smile, a playful light in her eyes


I knew right away she was my Candy Crush

I tried to speak but my brain turned into mush

I had to think quick and say something

I looked at her hand to see if she had a ring


And I was falling for the lady down at the Toystore

I forgot what I was in there for...............yeah.


She had my head spinning just like a top

I asked her if she might have Gannip-Gannop

So darn pretty, and it didn't seen fair

I just wanted to be her big, 'ole Teddy Bear


I noticed the curve of her lips

She could sink....or raise my Battleship

Living doll, I wanna be your G.I. Joe

My poor heart was turning into Play-Doh


And I was falling for the lady down at the Toystore

I forgot what I was in there for........Yeah!


Hey, hey, hey....Whoa, Whoa, Whoa....Hey, hey, hey


I thought I better let her get back to work

I didn't want to come across like a pest or a jerk

So, I bid adieu to the lady down at the toystore....yeah.


Hey, hey, hey.........Whoa, Whoa, Whoa!...Hey, hey, hey



Let Me Disappear

I saw the girl, the girl that I love

I saw her at the corner store

She just smiled and said 'Hi.', but I wanted to die

I cannot take this no more

I cannot take this no more


Let me disappear, Let me disappear

Let's pretend that I'm not even here

Let' me disappear, Let me disappear

Let's pretend that I'm not even here


I knew her back in high school

She's so pretty and she thought I was cool

but where I am right now is not where I want to be

Her memory keeps following me

Here memory keeps follwing me


Let me disappear, Let me disappear

Let's pretend that I'm not even here

Let me disappear, Let me disappear

Let's pretend that I'm not even here


(repeat chorus)


I saw the girl, the girl that I love

I saw her down by the corner store

She smiled and said my name

but I felt weird and ashamed

I cannot take this no more

Oh, please won't you just close the door?


Let me disappear, Let me disappear

Let's pretend that I'm not even here

Let me disappear, Let me disappear

Let's pretend that I'm not even here


(repeat chorus)



I Need A Check-up From The Neck-up

I need a check-up from the neck-up

That's what I should get for ever loving you

I need a check-up from the neck-up

for ever believing you'd be true


Hey there, Headshrinker,

Can you tell what's wrong with me?

My Loveheimer's comes and it goes

Maybe I am crazy I keep coming back to her

When it comes to love,

I'm a little bit slow (Hey, Joe, Let's go)


I need a check-up from the neck-up

That's what I should get for ever loving you

I need a check-up from the neck-up

for ever believing you'd be true


Do do, do do do do duh do do do

de do do do do do do do

Boo Hoo, Do do do do do do do

Do do do do do do do


It's my big dumb heart causing me all this pain

I still got her on the brain

Maybe I am crazy I keep going back to her

knowing that she'll break my heart again

(It's a question of when)


I need a check-up from the neck-up

That's what I should get for ever loving you

I need a check-up from the neck-up

for ever beliieving you'd be true


Do do do do do do, do do do 

Do do do do do do do do

Boo hoo, do do do do do do dee doo

De do do do do do do do

De do do do do do


I need a check-up from the neck-up

That's what I should get for ever loving you

I need a check-up from the neck-up

for ever believing you'd be true


I need a check-up from the neck-up

That's what I should get for ever loving you

I need a check-up from the neck-up

for ever believing you'd be true....


for ever believing you'd be true



Ellen McNamara

Ellen McNamara does the evening news

(But) I'm so drawn towards her baby blues

She's so pretty, I feel it down in my shoes

(But) Those blue eyes, they rock my world


Ellen McNamara is a news anchor

I bet she gets flowers from lawyers and bankers

She's so cute I wanna thank her parents

Those blue eyes, they rock my world

Those blue eyes, they rock my world


She does distant remotes

She makes my little heart float

She's more than just a pretty face

She does the news with skill and grace


Now, she can talk all about death and destruction

and she can report about vice and corruption

shhhhhh, I don't want no interruption

(Because) those blue eyes, they rock my world

Those blue eyes, they rock my world


She does distant remotes

She makes my little heart float

She's more than just a pretty face

She does the news with Bill and Grace


Ellen McNamara does the evening news

but I'm so drawn towards those baby blues

She's so pretty, I feel it down in my shoes.........

Those blue eyes, they rock my world

Those blue eyes, they rock my world

I said, 'Those blue eyes, they rock my world.'



Grumpy Cat

Hey there, Grumpy Cat

Funny little Grumpy Cat

You look like an unwelcome mat

Hey there, little Grumpy Cat


Why do you always frown?

Come on, and turn that frown upside down

We love you, little Grumpy Cat

Cute little Grumpy Cat


I don't mean to get on your case

What's with that little frown on your face?

Hey there, Little Grumpy Cat


I always like you on facebook

but all I ever get's a dirty look

Cheer up, little Grumpy Cat

Funny little Grumpy Cat


I don't mean to get on your case

What's with that little frown on your face?

Hey there, little Grumpy Cat


Hey little Grumpy Cat

Funny little Grumpy Cat

You look like an unwelcome mat

Hey there, little Grumpy cat


I don't mean to get on your case

What's with that little frown on your face?

We love you, little Grumpy cat


Cute little Grumpy Cat. Meow.



That's Why We're Here

There's a little light in your eyes, that tells me everything's alright

That's what you do

Baby, that's why I love you

I never, ever thought this could happen to me, I never had no clue

(But) It's written in the stars

It's also written in our hearts


Mars aligned with Venus

Nothings ever gonna come between us

Love is the truth, we got nothing to fear

Love is the answer, and that's why we're here

Love's why we're here....

That's why we're..........


So, Love isn't really a place that we can fall or slip into

but it's something we do, and love is what we believe in

It's not as strange as it may seem that I found the girl of my dreams

'Cause You loved me too, That's just what lovers do


Mars aligned with Venus

Nothing can ever come between us

Love is the truth, we got nothing to fear

Love is the answer....

....and that's why we're here

That's why we're here

That's why we're here



Don't Ever Change

I don't know what I would do

if I was never loved by you

We got a good thing, we've come so far

I love you just the way you are

Don't ever change, Please don't ever change

You are so beautiful, Don't ever change


Y'know, I think it's kind of strange

when one lover wants the other to change

Because ultimatums and love don't mix

Our love ain't broke, so it don't need no fix, no

Don't ever change, Please don't ever change

You are so beautiful, Don't ever change

You're rather adorable, Don't ever change

I love you just the way you are, Don't ever change


And when the world gets colder

Just rest your head on my shoulder

When we reach that finish line

All I want is your little hand in mine, yo

Don't ever change, Please don't ever change

You are so beautiful, Don't ever change

You're rather adorable, Don't ever change

I love you just the way you are, Don 't ever change





Wednesday, June 15, 2022

HEADLINE: BIDEN'S SECRET POLICE ARRESTS TRUMP ADVISOR PETER NAVARRO


 

Public School Teacher Martha: I'm On A Sex Strike!


June is Pride Month, and we at The RSR strives to get as many perspectives as possible.  Here to comment is a public school teacher. Let's call her 'Martha:

Those Nazi Supreme Court pigs are trying to take away my abortion rights, so me an' my friends are going on a sex strike! We got the home addresses of Kavanugh and Gorsuch, and we'll intimidate these pigs because our God Molloch is on our side! Remember, Jane was here!

DEATH TO PRO-LIFE PIGS!!!!! DEATH TO PRO-LIFE PIGS!!!!!

My favorite Senator Chucky Schumer says these conservative judges will 'reap the whirlwind' and not know what hit 'em. 

There's no way that I'll ever be a Mother. I will have an abortion if I ever got preggers That's why I act as if your kids belong to me.

I like teaching tolerance, taking your kids on field trips to drag sex shows, but I hate it when their domestic terrorist parents find out. I have an AntiFa flag and a BLM flag in my classroom. 

I like teaching progressive, woke math. 2 + 2 = IF YOU SAY 4, YOU'RE A RACIST, HOMOPHOBIC PIG!!!!!

Don't tell anyone, but me an' my friends are also in AntiFa. I'm also a member of Jane's Revenge.. Last night we fire-bombed a Pro-Life Clinic. I take part in all the 'non-violent' protests! SUPPORT US OR ELSE!!!!

I  also started local chapters of 'Gays For Palestine' amd 'Chickens For KFC'! 

Oh, and you better use the right pronoun when referring to me, or I'll get you fired from your job.....

Rememebr, Tolerance.........

Martha



Wednesday, June 8, 2022

June Is Pride Month (In Case You Haven't Heard Yet)

 


Thank you South Florida Dude on Twitter @RealMattCouch

Barack Obama Makes Uvalde Attack About George Floyd

On May 24th, 18-year-old Salvador Ramos walked into Robb Elementary School in Uvalde, Texas, and shot 38 people. He killed 19 students and 2 teachers, and he wounded 17 others.

Nearly all Americans are horrified, outraged, and saddened by this evil act. It's understandably hard to even process one's emotions when you view photos of these smiling children. You just want to hold your own kids a little tighter.

For former President, Barack Obama, it seems he views this evil tragedy as an opportunity to make it about thug George Floyd:


The children were innocent victims, and George Floyd was a criminal thug who was overdosing on Fentanyl when he died. 

Floyd died on Memorial Day 2020. Maybe race-baiter Obama can place a wreath on George's grave.