Sunday, December 11, 2022

Twas A Month Before Christmas, (When Elon Musk Bought Twitter)


The Clement Clarke Moore poem was 55 lines. I decided on 21 lines because I'm a little lazy:


Twas A month before Christmas, and all thru the house of Twitter

The leftist censors were panicking and getting quite bitter

Musk was determined to make social media more fair

For the blue-check libs, it was more than they could bear

To The Babylon Bee this news sounded just fine

As visions of free speech danced in their minds

Musk turned on the light, and the Twitter cockroaches scurried

He exposed The Hunter Biden story they had buried

For $44 billion Elon bought a crime scene

Twitter and the government colluded, and that was just mean

Elon brought back accounts that were suspended

All this free speech left the cancel cultists quite offended

Even Donald Trump's account was re-activated

 but we still wonder why was his Mar-aLago home raided? 

Elon Musk dealt harshly with  the child porn creeps

and re-activated the accounts of normal, everyday tweeps

He fired the lawyers and the dead weight were given pink slips

as the unhinged leftist Twits quickly lost their grips

He found that Twitter colluded with The F.B.I. and C.I.A. crooks

while the networks news refused to take a look

So, Merry Christmas to you who had their accounts suspended

Thanks to Elon Musk, your suspension will soon be ended


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