The Clement Clarke Moore poem was 55 lines. I decided on 21 lines because I'm a little lazy:
Twas A month before Christmas, and all thru the house of Twitter
The leftist censors were panicking and getting quite bitter
Musk was determined to make social media more fair
For the blue-check libs, it was more than they could bear
To The Babylon Bee this news sounded just fine
As visions of free speech danced in their minds
Musk turned on the light, and the Twitter cockroaches scurried
He exposed The Hunter Biden story they had buried
For $44 billion Elon bought a crime scene
Twitter and the government colluded, and that was just mean
Elon brought back accounts that were suspended
All this free speech left the cancel cultists quite offended
Even Donald Trump's account was re-activated
but we still wonder why was his Mar-aLago home raided?
Elon Musk dealt harshly with the child porn creeps
and re-activated the accounts of normal, everyday tweeps
He fired the lawyers and the dead weight were given pink slips
as the unhinged leftist Twits quickly lost their grips
He found that Twitter colluded with The F.B.I. and C.I.A. crooks
while the networks news refused to take a look
So, Merry Christmas to you who had their accounts suspended
Thanks to Elon Musk, your suspension will soon be ended
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