SONG PARODY ALERT!! Timbuk 3 Sings The Feeding Our Future Scandal Theme Song

Here in Minnesota, we have this program for feeding hungry kids called ''Feeding Our Future', Instead of feeding hungry kids, there's been massive, rampant fraud associated with this non-profit. About 49 Democrats (including many Somalis) have been arrested, stealing around $250,000,000 from this program. 

In 1986, one-hit wonder Timbuk 3 released a top 40 hit 'The Future's So Bright I Gotta Wear Shades'. The song peaked at number 19 on the Billboard Hot 100. 

Here in 2022, we've paradied the song, and made this 1986 hit The Feeding Our Future Scandal Theme Song. Hit it:

Feeding Our Future

It's a big scandal

Now we're in big trouble

more than we can handle

They were supposed to feed the kids, They just stole the money

There was no oversight, They get a failing grade

Feeding Our Future is so rotten, corruption on full display

Corruption on display

We have 49 indictments for all of that corruption

Lots of Somalis down there in St. Pauli

This is getting bad, and it's only getting worser

The taxpayers were robbed and we were getting played

Ahmed was arrested at the airport, He was wearing shades

He was wearing shades

This is a scandal of incredible size

The taxpayers were fed a whole bunch of lies

The theft was great, and the scandal's getting bigger

Democrats in panic, It's blowing up in their face

Feeding Our Future corruption .....is on display

Corruption on display

It's looking like the October surprise

and the voters might just open up their eyes

The theft was great, and the scandal's getting bigger

The Governor in panic, It's blowing up in his face

More indictments are coming, Timmy looks dismayed

Timmy looks dismayed..........WOOOO!!