SONG PARODY ALERT!!! Ode To Little Kevin McCallister

 

I was watching the Christmas classic 'Home Alone' and i noticed that the subject of the classic 1968 hit 'Ode To Billy Joe' by Bobbi Gentry had the same last name as the little boy portrayed by Mccaulley Caulkin.................

I thought I'd try to write a remake (or variation) of this song. I call this 'Ode To Little Kevin McCalister'':

Little Kevin's family was angry and getting on his case

When Kevin woke up lookin' for his family but he saw no trace

Mama gave Kevin a 'time out' because he was giving her lip

The family forgot the little runt, they went away on their Christmas trip

At the luggage carousel they passed around the stuff he packed

Mama screamed KEVIN! and she felt terrible that she lost track

She had sent him to his room when He was mouthy and Mama didn't like his tone

and now it seems Kevin McCalister was left hone all alone

Well, little Kevin was home alone, but he did just fine

He smashed his brother's shelf that he was trying to climb

He was low on food so he went and got some more

He got some goodies and paid with cash at the grocery store

Little Kevin was home alone on Christmas but he was brave

He screamed and his pores tightened when he tried on Dad's aftershave

There were two bumbling burglers casing Kevin's family home

Somehow they found out that Kevin Mccalister was left home alone

So, one of he burglars stuck his head right inside the doggy door

Kevin shot them with a toy gun and  asked them 'Do you idiots want some more?

The burglars slipped and fell and almost broke their turkey necks

They swore they'll put an end to the little bratty smart aleck

Little Kevin was only having fun defending his family home

It was that time tat Kevin Mccalister was left home alone

It's been 30 years and there were Home Alone sequels that weren't half bad

Nobody ever called Child Protection Services on Kevin's Mom and Dad

Everyone has grown up and tthe kids have all moved away

Except for those two burglars, They're still in prison today

The brothers and sisters still come to their Mom's and Dad's Home Sweet Home

and  laugh about the time Kevin McCalister was left home alone