Here to analyze the lackluster performance of The G.O.P. is our Disappointed Republican Eeyore:
Darn, Pooh, there was no Republican Tsunami. We were supposed to turn 50-80 House seats and 5-8 Senate seats. What the heck happened?
It was that loser Donald Trump! We Republicans should always listen to Never-Trumpers, CNN, and MSNBC to tell us what we should do. They would NEVER gaslight the American public! It seems Donald Trump is just a drag on The G.O.P.
If only we would listen to winners like Mitt Romney we would be drinking champagne right now. Mitt Romney doesn't tweet mean things.
On the other hand, the old, wise turtle Mitch McConnell dumped tons of campaign cash on Senator Lisa Murkowski. Yay! (yawn).
A lot of our candidates oppose the killing of unborn babies, so of course we lost many races because Abortion is a constitutional right! Millions of voters voted because of they think Republicans attack Democracy and.......so.....on......moreless.
About 80% of the voters whio took part in exit polls were dissatisfied with the state of the economy, but apparently that didn't translate into votes. It looks like violent crime doesn't really matter to many Americans, so Democrats retain control of The Senate. Darn, We suck!
If only Republicans stopped listening to Trump. He supported around 130 candidate or so, and about 20 lost. Sheesh, talk about a kiss of death! Woe is us!
If only John McCain was still alive...............
I hope that Elizabeth Chaney never leaves the Republican party. We need her loyalty and insight to guide us through this rough time.
Maybe I'll join the Losertarians. I'm so depressed.
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