This is The RedSquirrel Report roving correspondent, reporting from The Biden White House Halloween Party. The guests are arriving, and I saw Hunter Biden bobbing for bribes in the Main Ballroom with several Ukranian officials. Earlier I saw Nancy Pelosi in The White House laundering room.
Oh look, early arrivals General Mark Milley and Secretary of Defence Lloyd Austin have arrived in a horse costume. I hope that General Milley stays away from the bean dip. Pew!
I just saw First Lady Dr. Jill Biden in a Breakfast Taco costume! Wow, now that's a BIG sombrero! How festive!
......and Dr. Rachael Levine has arrived. HerHis costume is quite interesting. Tonight 'she' is Dr. Robert Levine, the man she was BEFORE her transgender transformation. For the doctor, EVERYDAY is Halloween!
I understand that about 50 F.B.I. agents are dressed as NAZI BROWNSHIRTS, and they're off 'trick-or-treating' at Donald Trump's Hotel and residence Mar-a-Lago.
Oh look, Democrat Senate candidate John ' Uncle Fester' Fetterman has arrived. NO costume is needed!
Nancy Pelosi is here, in a suit made of large denomination bills glued together. That 'National Debt' costume is quite scary! YIKES!
HEY, THAT'S real money!!!!
Look over there! That's Illinois RINO Adam Kinzinger in nothing but a diaper. He has a huge pacifier in his mouth. Tell him to stop crying.......
This Halloween D.C. freakshow is in full swing!
I just got the word that The President is having trouble finding the party. He is wandering around the rose garden, and The First Lady has sent 4 Secret Service Agents out to look for him. Oh good, they've found him.
Now he's apparently trying to shake hands with his imaginary friend, perhaps the Ghost of Grover Cleveland. He's having a conversation with a portrait of FDR. Now, he's tripping UP the stairs.
Now, he's yelling at a large bowl of popcorn balls on the Halloween table of goodies, and calling them 'domestic terrorists.' He has ordered Merrick Garland to arrest the popcorn balls and send them to one of his secret prisons. He has ordered the arrest of the bowl of orange candy corn because it REMINDS him of Donald Trump.
Oh look! There's Border Czar Kamala Harris handing out Fentanyl to the cute trick-or-treaters.
I just got word that Florida Governor Ron Desantis has sent a busload of illegal immigrants to crash this Halloween Party.....
Evil Emperor Palpatine George Soros and Barack Obama in a very convincing Moloch costume are over there, perhaps discussing how to ruin America even more. Former First Lady Michelle is wearing a large presidential seal oround her neck like a breadboard. It looks like she's declaring her presidntial candidacy.
This party is in full swing, though I hear that after November 8, many of these guests will be voted out of office.
This is your roving correspondent, reporting from The Biden White House. Perhaps next year The President will be wearing a large duck head and carrying a crutch (lame duck) at next year's Halloween party.
Back to you, RedSquirrel!
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