RedSquirrel Predictions For 2023

Your bushy-tailed correspondent looks into his crystal ball, and sees the following events unfolding in 2023:

Along with 87,000 new I.R.S. agents, The Biden Regime will spend another trillion dollars hiiring non-American illegal aliens, AntiFa terrorists, and BLM thugs to harrass and jail Americans suspected of voting for Donald Trump in 2020.

Senate Democrats will introduce The Nobody Likes A Tattletale Act, imprisoning thousands of government whistleblowers.

Following up on the 2022 atrocious Inflation-Reduction Act, The Respect For Marriage Act, and the Omnibus Budget, The Democrat Senate introduces a $4-trillion project bill to build a huge, plastic hand to slap God in the face.

The CDC will blame the heart attack deaths of thousands of vaccinated 8-year-olds on Climate change.

The Unemployment rate reaches an astronomical 40%. Americans are dying in the streets. The country has become a food desert. Owning a home or renting an apartment becomes prohibitively expensive.......and Joe Biden will say our economy is 'stronger than Hell.'

Historian Micheal Beschloss will write a new book claiming that Donald Trump is the re-incarnation of Hitler. Americans on facebook are suspended and censored for disagreeing with Beschloss's insane, unhinged claims.

While Democrats continue to engage in illegal insider trading and money-laundering, Biden AG Merrick Garland indicts former President Donald Trump on some made-up charge.

Elon Musk announces a new C.E.O. of Twitter. Alex Jones.

Joe Biden's Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre announces the sale of Arlington National Cemetery to the Chinese Communist Government. The Chi-Coms desecrate all of the graves, and strike oil. Resident Biden then begs The Chinese to sell us the oil..

The University of Stanford will ban the use of the English language after determining that it is a product of systemic rascism, sexism, and unacceptable to wokeness. The students and faculty will speak the African Handawe and Hadza language of clicking their mouthes from now on.

Normal Americans complain about Resident Biden's re-imagined mandatory mask mandate, so he introduces his new 'ball-gag' mandate. A Biden judge determines that this does not violate The First Amendment.

Bug-eyed Leftist Adam Schiff resigns his congressional seat, and finds a new job..................in a prison laundry room.

and finally..............

The Minnesota Vikings are 30 seconds away from winning their first Super Bowl, leading The Kansas City Chiefs by 24-21. Suddenly, television viewers recieve a late-breaking bulletin, and the newscasters tell the world that professional football is indeed 'fixed' like professional wrestling. The field refs refuse to let the game end, and they cancel the final 30 seconds. NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell announces the folding of the league. State Farm Stadium in Glendale Arizona is sucked into a black hole, leaving The Vikes winless in The Super Bowl.