RedSquirrel Predictions For 2022

Time Magazine's '2021 Man Of The Year' Elon Musk (pictured) will send a manned rocket to the moon. Then, he will send Massachussetts Senator Elizabeth Warren to the sun.

Race-baiting MSNBC host Joy Reid will finally be committed to an insane asylum, where she will continue to do her show.

The Republicans will win almost 300 house seats on Election Night, but the Democrats will keep looking for votes until they win enough seats to retain control of the U.S. House of Reprentatives.

By December 2022, there will be almost 20 different Covid vaccines, and 7 more booster shots, and you will need to take all the jabs to be considered fully vaccinated.

Joe Biden will build 400 new prisons for parents voicing their concerns at school board meetings, while violent crime still runs wild across America.

States ran by Democrats will mandate race re-assignment surgery for White children. Biden will build 4,000 re-education camps for refusnik parents who don't comply.

By November, all NFL, NBA and MLB interviews and telecasts will be done in Chinese. There may or may not be English subtitles. It all depends on whatever their ChiCom overlords want.

Soup and toilet paper will be free in Biden's America, but you'll have to stand in a long line to get it.

Following a long series of pedophile rape trials involving the well-connected , Biden will legalize pedophilia by executive order. Then, he will recommend a new $2 trillion program for those attracted sexually to children. Each child rapist will recieve 4 checks of $100,000 for treatment.

Two months after promising he wouldn't, Biden will introduce a national mask mandate, also a national ball-gag mandate for anyone who complains.

Biden will try again, and introduce his 6uild 6ak 6etter scheme. Satanic statues will replace statues of America's founding fathers, and be in front of every city in America. Bank accounts over $500 will be seized.

During a speech, Biden will blurt out 'I AM THE ANTI-CHRIST!!!! GET ON YOUR KNEES, AMERICA!!!!!' Facebook will have you arrested if you try to share the clip.

Vice President Kamala Harris will disappear from the public eye, and her poll numbers will rise a whopping 2 points after Americans forget who she is.

Kyle Rittenhouse will sue CNN and MSNBC, and become the new owner of both cable channels. He hires Bill O'Reilly to host the new MSNBC prime time news program.

After lying to America for 2 years straight, some people will notice that Dr. Anthony Fauci's NOSE IS GETTING LONGER.

Biden tries to shut America down because of Omicron, a virus even less dangerous than the common cold.

In the 2022-2023 NFL season, the league fails to complete the season because too many players have heart attacks from Covid shots. Biden blames climate change.

A war breaks out between Israel and Iran, and Twitter takes Iran's side. Pro-Israel tweets are censored, and those deemed to be pro-Jew are given yellow stars.

The Let's Go Brandon Store goes public on the NYSE, and earns $500,000,000 in it's first month.

Havnagootiim Vishnu Uerheer Is Seeking Answers

We welcome a great thinker, Havagootiim Vishnu Uerheer, to the RSR team. Today, he is seeking answers to some profound questions :

Thank you, RedSquirrel.............

If America is such a racist country, why are Black people from Africa and Brown people from South America all trying to get in?

If the Republican party is supposed to be the party of the rich, how do you explain George Soros, Mark Zuckerberg, Jack Dorsey, Hollywood fatcats, and Nancy Pelosi?

If President Donald Trump was such a dictator, why did his enemies not go to prison when they criticized and insulted him? Joe Biden is the guy with all the political prisoners.

Why is Joe Biden trying to force hard-working Americans to take the Covid jab, while trafficking untested, unvaccinated illegals all over the country?

My bald head aches with these questions. I must stop now,

The Democrats On The January 6th Commission Are Corrupt Bullies

I was watching my favorite Christmas movie 'Christmas Story' and that yellow-eyed bully Scut Farkas reminds me of the corrupt, psychotic Democrat bullies on the January 6th Commission. Like the Democrats on this commission, Scut is a cowardly thug.

Actually, Scut Farkus is a far better person than the members of this rediculous Commission. He doesn't have the mainstream news media lying on his behalf. He's a bully, and he does his dirty work himself. The members of the commission say they are exercising 'oversight', but these corrupt bullies are just trying to intimidate their political opponents.

Scut's right-hand toady, Grover Dill,  yells at Ralph and his buddies to 'GET OVER HERE!!!' Basically, he 'subpeonas' Ralphie, Flick, and Schwartz. Ralph and Flick run away, but Schwartz accepts his punishment, as Farkus twists his arm.

The Democrat bullies subpoenaTrump campaign Director Steve Bannon and former Trump Chief of Staff Mark Meadows, but they told The Democrats to pound sand. As a result, the bullies charged them with 'Contempt of Congress.' Personally, I think anybody with their heads screwed on straight has 'contempt' of THIS Congress.

We've been told that the January 6th protestors are 'insurrectionists', but none of these everyday Americans were armed, and the only person murdered on January 6th was Trump supporter Ashli Babbitt. The Capitol Police WAVED pro-Trump supporters into the Capitol Building, where most them took selfies.

Nancy Pelosi called in a busload of AntiFa rioters to do the viiolence and climb all over the Capitol Building. Scut Farkus is a bully, but Nancy Pelosi abuses political power. There are hundreds of her victims rotting in Joe Biden's secret prison, and almost none of them have even been charged with any crime.

In the end, Ralphie jumps on Scut and wails on him. Hopefully, the Republicans will wail on the Democrats on midterm Election night 2022. I'd love to see The G.O.P. win a huge majority in The House, and retire Nutty Nancy Farkus and her leftist toadies.

A New Way To Celebrate Christmas

For some people, Christmas can be frustrating. You try to find the perfect gift for your friends and family, and sometimes when they open their present, you sense they're less than pleased with the gift. They look at it for a moment, and then they mutter 'Oh, Thanks. It's just what I wanted......'

Sometimes they might re-gift it or maybe it's returned to the store. 

Why not try something different? Just tell everybody you will not be exchanging gifts this year, but instead you just buy what you want yourself. You can even wrap your 'gifts' and stick them under the Christmas tree. On Christmas morning, everyone opens their gifts to themselves.

You will always get exactly what you want. After opening your presents to yourself, call the family and tell them 'Guess what you got Me. WOW!!!!! A LAPTOP COMPUTER!!!!! THANKS!!!!!'

Then, the friend(s) or family member)s) excitedly tells you what 'you got them'...........

'WOW, an adorable kitten in my Christmas stocking!. THANK YOU!!!'

Everybody gets what they REALLY wanted. Everybody's happy. Christmas has never been happier or merrier!

Try it.

An Andy Rooney Commentary: Lauren Boebert Should NOT Apologize To Ilhan Omar

A while ago, Andy Rooney commented on how nice people are always apologizing over even the smallest things, while rotten people NEVER apologize for the terrible things they do. Mr Rooney returns with this follow-up:

Recently, conservative Representative Lauren Boehbert (R-CO) entered a U.S. Capitol Building elevater, followed by hateful leftist Representative Ilhan Omar (5th District D-MN). A Capitol police officer ran towards the elevator, thinking there might be a dangerous situatiion brewing.

Boehbert, who has a reputation for being kind of a jokester, smiled and said 'It's O.K. Officer, She's not wearing a backpack.'

She was only joking. saying that her colleague was NOT a terrorist. Of course, Ilhan took offense. Boehbert apologized later on the phone, and Omar refused to accept her apology, demanding Boehbert apologize publicly, before hanging up.

By the way, here are some things that Ilhan Omar has NEVER apologized for:

On Twitter, she referred to the 9-11 terrorist attacks, as 'A day some people did something.'

She married her own brother, committing both immigration fraud and marriage fruad.

She is known as the biggest anti-Semite in Congress. She's also a big supporter of the 'DEFUND POLICE' movement.

DO YOU EVER NOTICE that leftists NEVER apologize, even when they're caught? Hollywood actors and RACE-BAITERS IN D.C. spread the lie that Jessie Smollet was 'lynched' by two White guys wearing MAGA baseball caps. When he's convicted on 5 counts of lying about a fake hate crime that he committed against HIMSELF. None of these lying leftists apologized..

If they had a shred of decency, they would be apologizing to all White people, as well as to Trump supporters. Race-baiting Jack-asses.

Nice people are ALWAYS apologizing for something, even when there's NO REASON to apologize. You get on an elevator, and the nice person getting out says,' Oops, Sorry.'

Sometimes, you AND the other nice person BOTH say 'Oops, Sorry.' Nice people tend to do that!

You know who never apologizes? Muslim terrorists NEVER APOLIGIZE! Boko Harum psychos kidnap girls in Africa AND turn them into sex slaves. Have they ever apologized? NO!

Do Muslim terrorists who chop heads off ever apologize for chopping people's heads off? NEVER!

Here's ANOTHER THING that's busting my hump! What's with all this GROUP GUILT silliness? The government schools introduced Critical Race Theory, and they want little White kids to feel guilty for their skin color, and admit America is founded on White Supremacy! Making a 7-year old White child apologize for slavery is like making a 7-year old child from Japan apologize for Pearl Harbor. 

Rediculous.

If I'm Representative Boehbert, I tell Representative Omar to pound sand! I am Andy Rooney, and I am sorry. NOT!!!!!!

The Return Of Buford T. Justice: A Commentary

Here to comment on the current state of law enforcement is veteran law enforcecement officer, Sheriff Buford T. Justice:

Well, how 'bout that!.............

Those clowns in Minneapple have decided to start funding their police again! It's about fucking time!

Maybe they'll start arresting car-jackers and murderers again. If I was the Sheriff in Minneapple, we'd be barbequing their psychotic, out-of-conrol, criminal asses in molasses and building prisons for these lawless maniacs!

As for that evil, racist mongrel who plowed the SUV into the Waukesha Christmas parade, killing 6, I think we should send that creep to the electric chair before President Kamalalala Ding Dong Harris pardons him!

The commie-Democrats have their violent criminal shock troops hurting the poor people in these Democrat-run cities, and it's an on-going, big commie revolution! Those fugly AntiFa freaks are still destroying wacko-leftist Portland, Oregon. If those god-damn purple-haired freaks tried that shit here in Texarkana, we'd have their heads mounted on the walls of our local VFW!!!!

These fucking looters that go around robbing stores in Sodom and Gamorah San Francisco need a foot up their ass! Their parents deserve a punch right in the mouth!

Our out-of-control, communist Fucking Bunch of Idiots (The F.B.I.) are busy harrassing and inprisoning people protesting the stlolen 2020 Election prsion, and President Shitty Pants has about 600 Patriots in his secret prison. This is straight-up communism!!!

President Fuck-Up is letting millions of illegal aliens into the country! Half of them are probably being trafficked (That's the Mann Act). This commie-asshole in The White House has this stupid vaccine mandate, but if you're already breaking the law by coming i nto our country illegally, you don't need to get vaccinated! OOFTA!!!!

If you want people to respect the law, then make the law respectable! Got that, President Shitty-Pants?

When I see how my fellow officers are being treated, it makes my blood pressure shoot thru the roof! I think I better take my pills!

That's all for now, America. I am Buford T. Justice. Over and out................

Headline: Most Americans Wish Biden Was Never Born At All

 

Can America Survive Three More Years Of Biden?.....

In just 11 months, the senile, corrupt fraud in The White House has taken away our superpower status and turned America into the biggest paper tiger in human history. Starting with his insane tsunami of America-damaging executive orders, Joe Biden stopped the Keystone XL Pipeline, sucking up to the Climate Change, Ultra-Communist left.

When he began his hideous presidency, we were energy independent, and sending oil to the world. Now, he's begging our enemies to drill for oil. A year ago, Americans could gas up their cars for under $2, but now it's pushing $5 a gallon.

The mighty Chinese Communists feared and respected America a year ago, with tough-minded businessman Donald Trump as our President. Now, the CCP threatens Taiwan, while corrupt, China-bought fraud Biden has gutted the soul out of our military. Joint Chief Of Staff Mark Milley turns our military into a leftist social experiment, while the ChiComs are planning world domination.

Recently, Ameican soldiers conducted a 'war-game' with British soldiers, and the Americans were forced to surrender. With Team Biden in charge of our military, one wonders if America has the morale to beat ANYBODY anymore. Pass the tea and crumpets!

Biden is trying to dismantle our Constitution. He issues dictates to mask and forcibly 'vaccinate' the American citizens, while letting millions of untested, unvaccinated illegal aliens and criminals from over 100 countries into the country. He has led an illegal invasion of our country, and he should be impeached. 

The problem is, The Democrats have a razor-slim majority in The House of Representatives, and a VP, tie-breaking 'majority' in the 50-50 Senate. There is no way they would impeach him.

These ultra-corrupt Democrats are leading America to fiscal insolvency, showering their supporters with trillions, while robbing the taxpayer. In the 'infrastructure' bill, about 8% of the multi-trillion dollar bill actually goes to Americans, Inflation is exploding thru the roof.

We are learning that the insurrection of January 6 was no insurrection, just Biden and his personal Gestapo harrassing and imprisoning everyday, normal Americans merely for opposing his fraudulent election. The protestors remain imprisoned without any charges being filed. 

This is just the first year of Biden's first term. Can America survive three more years of Biden?

You ever wonder what it would take for Biden voters to realize their terrible error? Will the Chinese army marching down Main Streat U.S.A. get their attention? The Communist-Democrats are already freeing violent criminals to terrorize law-abiding citizens. How can things get worse in the cities ran by The Demsocrats?

As long as leftist propaganda organizations like CNN, MSNBC, and Twitter get to spread false news we will have to just believe our lying eyes. Can America survive just 1 year of Biden?

An RSR Exclusive: We Visit Santa's Toy Shop

Santa 2021

This is your bushy-tailed correspondent reporting from The North Pole. The big guy (Santa Claus, not Joe Biden) is in a foul mood, as his elves are wrapping thousands of packages containing lumps of coal for the government officials and media propagandists responsible for the world Covid plandemic. 

Mrs. Claus reminded me that her hubby knows whos been naughty and who's been nice, and she tells me that everyone in the Biden Regime will be getting reindeer turds. When Not-So-Jolly Saint Nick watches the news, he barks at the TV and turns the channel.

Santa appears to have lost much of his Holly-Jolly cheerfulness. 2020 was a horrible year. Santa adds:

That senile, corrupt son of a bitch Biden killed the keystone pipeline jobs and introduced that rediculous, unconstitutional Covid jab mandate. Then he gave those shithead Taliban goatfuckers $80 billion in high-tech arms and military vehicles. 

The douchebags running the government schools are gonna get mouldy clumps of rotten cheese. I can't bear to see 8-year-old kids being forced to wear Covid masks in school and being taught a bunch of racist C.R.T. bullshit!

As for those smash and grabbing,  criminal pricks who loot stores because the local government dumbasses have defunded the police, I'd like to give them 10 years in prison. 

The Salvation Army are telling White people to repent for their skin color. dammit, They can 'f' off and die! There's so much crap going on in the world these days, Saint Nick may need to attend some Anger Management Classes.

That evil creep who drove the SUV through that Christmas parade, killing 6 people. He tells the press that he's feeling 'demonized.' I hope that soon he'll be feeling 'electrocuted.' He better get the electric chair before President Kamala Harris pardons him.

As for the Republicans, I'm thinking about sending them some balls. Damn, what a bunch of cowards!

On the other hand, there are those on Santa's 'nice' list: Nurses, firefighters, First Responders, and all the great, hard-working parents raising good kids. They will find bicycles, puppies, and laptop computers under their Christmas trees and Christmas stockings!

With that, the smile came back to Santa's face.

On The Twelth Day Of Christmas, The Biden Regime Gave To Us..........

On the Twelth Day of Christmas, The Biden Regime Gave To Us,

12,000 ships a' waiting,

11,000 nurses quitting,

10,000,000 lost small businesses

$90 billion to the Taliban,

8% inflation

70,000 new I.R.S. agents

600 political prisoners  

$5.00 gallon gasoline 

$400,000 for illegal aliens

$3.2 trillion 'infrastructure' boondoggle

2 more vaccine mandates

and 1% G.N.P.............

Ralphie Wiggum: I'm Getting My Covid Shot Because Big Bird Told Me To!

Oops, I just ate some glue......

Recently, I saw that our wonderful President Joe Brandon tweeted Big Bird , and I saw that Big Bird just got his vaccine for Covid! I am very happy to see that The Muppets care about their neighbors enough to 'mask up' and vaccinate themselves!

When it comes to making life and death decisions, I think we should all take the advice of a guy playing a character in a large, yellow bird costume!

I was super happy to see Super-Nintendo man come out of the closet! Well, he doesn't really exist. Super-Nintendo man is a super hero drawn with ink and paint on paper. An artist draws a little 'word balloon' that tells us what our hero says. I guess an ink drawing can't really have a sexual identity.

I would like to see Tickle-Me-Elmo run for president. I think he could re-assure the Muslim terrorists that America means no harm. He could tickle our enemies, and everyone would love America again. I just hope their leaders don't take 'tickling' the wrong way, and begin yelling 'Stranger Danger!'

I think it's just great when our cartoons do our virtue signalling for us! Real people might disagree on too many things! Rand Paul scares me! He's a Republican meanie, and he tells people that the  government isn't ALWAYS RIGHT! 

THAT'S UNPOSSIBLE!!!!

Just look how the government treats the Native-Americans! They get their own places called 'reservations'! It's like living in heaven!

Now, there's the Omnigoogle Covid variant in South Africa that will soon be invading America! I hope it doesn't kill everybody! Maybe we need Batman to tell everybody to get another Booster. Quick! Mayor Biden, send the 'bat-signal!'

Oops, I just ate some more glue.......and accidently swallower a crayon! 

My Idea: The Kyle Rittenhouse Investment Club

I got this idea from former Covington High School student Nicholas Sandmann, who sued CNN. I heard that hey agreed to pay him $250,000,000 for defamation.

It looks like Kyle Rittenhouse has a good case against Joe Biden, CNN, MSNBC, and many other parties who falsely referred to the teenager as a murderer and a White Supremacist. He may be incredibly wealthy very soon.

This gives me an idea. I call this idea 'The Kyle Rittenhouse Invsetment Club.'

It works like this:

You/me (the 'investors') send Kyle and his lawyers money for his legal costs, and they sue the living Hell out of these leftist creeps who defamed him. Kyle gets his cut, the lawyers get their cut, and the investors get theirs. 

Hopefully, CNN and MSNBC might not even exist after Team Kyle is done with them. I hope that Kyle has an armada of the meanest lawyers he can find. 

If you want, you can comment on my idea in my comment section..........

Joe Biden's Gang Of Supervillians

In the 1970's, ABC introduced Superfriends, a Saturday morning TV extraveganza featuring Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, and Batman. Their home is The League of Justice Building.

Their enemies were The Legion of Doom, a gang of supervillians. Their headquarters looked like Darth Vader's mask. Bizzaro, Lex Luther, The Black Manta, Brainiac, Scarecrow, and other bad guys waged a DIABOLICAL, weekly war against The Superfriends.

The Biden Regime reiminds me of a gang of supervillians. If I wanted to wreck America, I'd do EVERYTHING that the current resident of The White House is doing. Biden and his gang of all-star leftist lunatics are harming America, and it seems as if Biden is ruining America on purpose.

The titular head of this gang of leftist supervillians is Joe Biden. His son Hunter refers to his Dad as 'Mr. Big.' Mr. Big  is a terrific name for the head of a supervillian gang.. Mr. Big is extremely corrupt. He's never worked, but is obscenely wealthy.

His Vice-President, Kamala Harris, has an annoying, obnoxious laugh. Her supervillian name could be 'The Hyena.' His Secretary of Energy, former Michigan Governor Jennifer Granholm laughs when a reporter asks her about the American people suffering from HIGH gasoline prices. I'd call her 'The Inappropriate Joker.'

Mr. Big's Transportation Secretary, former Ft. Wayne mayor Pete Buttigeig, was hired because he's gay and Mr. Big wanted at least one homosexual in his cabinet. Buttigeig looks like Alfred E. Newman, and seems to be mostly useless, but he can sweep the floors or something.

He disappeared for 2 months. He took 'paternity leave', so he and his partner could both take care of their adopted baby. 

Recently, Mr. Big nominated Tracy Stone-Manning, an eco-terroriist to be Director of Land Management. It's almost like Biden is doing this supervillian stuff on purpose.

His Attorney General, Merrick Garland, is using his position to punish everyday Americans. About 5 years ago, his nomination to the Supreme Court was rejected by Republicans. Now, he wreaks his vengeance against anyone with an 'R' next to his or her name. I understand he flies around around in a huge black judge robe and harasses mothers who attend school board meetings.

Mr. Big's  transgender Director of Health and Human Services is Dr. Rachel Levine, formerly Dr. Richard Levine.  If you use the wrong pronoun around him/her............WATCH OUT!!!!!!

I am thinking about what-who we call this oerson. HIM/HER? Transgender Weirdo? There's many directions we can go here.

Recently, Mr. Big nominated Saule Omorova for Comptroller of the Currency. She wanred to do away with your personal bank account. I understand this ultra-communist is TOO RADICAL FOR THE DEMOCRATS IN THE SENATE, and her nomination was scrapped.

Of course, everybody knows Doctor Anthony Fauci. Let's call him Doctor Death.

We need heroes to do battle against these authoritarian weirdos. This kid who was acquitted in Wisconsin, Kyle Rittenhouse, should be one of our junior members of our League of Justice. Let's call him The Kenosha Kid.

Donald Trump (The Orange Ballbuster) can lead our League of Justice. He and our heroes fight for Truth, Justice, and The American Way.

There should be a Saturday morning cartoon.

A Joe Biden Thanksgiving Limerick

For Thanksgiving, Joe's going to Nantucket

He tells the American people to 'suck it.'

Inflation is thru the roof

He never tells the troof

When he speaks, I think I need a burp bucket

Yes, Slow Joe's heading to Nantucket

When someone asks a tough question? He'll duck it

No one can afford gasoline

You'll be fired for refusing the vaccine

Before the ChiComs he'll take his tail and tuck it

Yes, the clown's headed to Nantucket

In the ditch our economy he stuck it

The pipelines are all closed

and the taxpayers are being hosed

The Golden Goose? Biden will PLUCK it.

Nicolae Carpathia:Wishes America A Happy Thanksgiving

All Hail Satan!

Things are right on track, even though some of our Satanic agenda is being tied up in the courts.  Our point man Joe Biden promises us that HIS vaccine mandate will be law by January 2022. 

He promises us that his huge boondoggle bill will be passed soon, and 145,000 new I.R.S. agents will be snouting around every American's bank account. We also want to hire thousands of neighborhood snitches!

We're toying with the idea of building 100 new tax prisons! 1n 10 years, no one will own ANYTHING AND THEY WILL LOVE IT!!! 

As for the new vaccine mandate for businesses with 100 employees or more, all we would need is to repeal that silly U.S. Constitution. That might be difficult.

I don't know why so many Americans refuse to submit to the government. The vaccine is completely safe. It's perfectly normal for healthy, 8 year olds to suffer heart attacks.

The Kyle Rittenhouse trial was a set-back. We lost 2 of our foot soldiers, and that jury defied our leftist mob by judging that punk acted in self-defense! 

We're STILL holding 400 everyday Americans in Biden's secret prisons. Our F.B.I. is torturing those January 6  prisoners daily, and we believe that most Americans don't even care anyway. 

Our AG Merrick Garland is busy treating parents as domestic terrorists, sucking up to our government school teacher's unions! ALL HAIL SATAN!!!

Soon, we will complete our conquest of The United States. We have thousands and thousands of Covid-untested illegal aliens being bussed and flown into red states. Very soon, America will be overran and forced to accept our Great Reset!!!

Armies of smash-and-grab thieves are stealing EVRYTHING in San Francisco stores. This pilot program is coming to a city near you!

Our friends at facebook and Twitter are censoring American conservatives, and we're hard at work to confiscate guns from American gun-owners.

Remember, 6uild 6ack 6etter!

Happy Thanksgiving. ALL HAIL SATAN!!!

HEADLINE: BIDEN'S PERSONAL GESTAPO ARRESTS TRUMP SUPPORTER BANNON, TREATS HIM LIKE HANNIBAL LECTER

 

Our Legal Expert Reacts To The Rittenhouse Prosecuters

Your bushy-tailed correspondent is paying attention to the Kyle Rittenhouse murder trial. Leftists in the media have tried to slander this kid as a 'White Supremacist', but it doesn't square with the fact that the three rioters he shot were ALL WHITE CRIMINALS.

The prosecutor's case is that Kyle should not have brought his gun to a riot, and that he should have just let these violent criminals beat him or kill him. If the corrupt, ultra-blue local government had defended Kenosha from the rioters, Kyle wouldn't need to defend himself with a gun.

We asked our legal expert to react to the prosecuter's closing argument. This is his reaction:

The Insane World Of Joy Reid

We at RSR believe in getting all points of view. The remedy for bad speech isn't censorship, but 'more speech.' These should be a robust debate with all sides represented.

But what about out-of-control, gas-lighting racial bomb-throwers like MSNBC host Joy Reid. It is a fact that watching her for one minute kills 1,978,553 brain cells and also endangers your soul. Still, we think it's worth the risk. Democracy is messy.

Here to comment on the 2021 elections in Virginia is Joy Reid:

Thank you,  racist RedSquirrel,

I am extremely disappointed in the election of Glen Youngkin. The racist voters in Virginia voted against Critical Race Theory. These voters don't want their children to be taught the truth that America was founded on White supremacy. Instead they want racist subjects like mathematics, science, and English to be taught.

Black White Supremacist Winsome Sears was elected the new LIEutenant Governor of Virginia. She is the new Black face of White supremacy. She is a traitor to the cause of racial justice.

She is worse than that Republican racist Larry Elder. He is also the Black face of White Supremacy. Some racist voters of California who voted for him deserve to be followed around by people in ape masks and have eggs thrown at them.

The racist voters elected Ms. Sears and Mr. Youngkin as if White parents actually should have a voice in their own kid's education! They voted for Jim Crow!

These domestic terrorists are as bad as the Ku Klux Klan! Today they took control of their kid's education, tommorrow, Blacks will be lynched by these racist maniacs.

Where is Black Lives Matter when we need them?

That's all for now. I am Joy Reid.......................

Floyd R. Turbo: I Support A Second American Civil War

Hello, my name is Floyd R. Turbo, and I believe America needs a second American Civil War.

As you know, this country is divided.

Why should red states be allowed to impose their freedom on us blue states? I say we need a national divorce. We should build a wall around these out of control red states. Let us demand that these crazy conservative red state governors stop trying to mandate their 'DEADLY no-mask' mandates on us. 

I think they are trying to KILL us!

Also, why should these red states allow kids in school to walk around without masks? Don't they know that the government is ALWAYS RIGHT? These brats need to learn to 'bend a knee' or they will wake up on a respirator!

Then there's these mothers speaking up at school board meetins, complaining 'bout C.R.T. I cannot believe how disrespectful these domestic terrorists can get. Holy cow, they are so racist! They won't let our wonderful government school teachers teach their kids that America is a racist country founded on White supremacy!

Also, these right-wing insurrectionist Trump supporters can't accept that Trump lost fair and square! They rioted inside the capitol, and took selfies!!! Those capitol police should NOT have waved these violent lunatics in!!!

Sure, Trump told his army of maniacs to 'protest peacefully and patrioticly, but we know what he REALLY meant! These people need to be kept in Biden's secret prisons!

Before we declare war, we should impeach Donald Trump again! I think the January 6th commission is a good idea! If Nancy Pelosi calls everyone who supported Trump to testify we could win the civil war easily! All our enemies will be busy testifying.

It is brilliant that President Biden is infiltrating the red states with thousands of illegal aliens. They can do a lot of damage! We should also confiscate all the guns in the red states. 

I am Flord R. Turbo. That is all for now.

I Just Voted

Your bushy-tailed correspondent just voted at the church about two blocks away from the palatial oak tree where I reside..

There is a huge Black Lives Matter flag atop the Longfellow neighborhood church, and I was thinking about complaining, but it wouldn't do any good anyways.

We have 'ranked-choice' voting in Minneapolis, but I voted for only one candidate. I voted for Black-Republican Laverne Turner to be our Mayor. He's good on law and order. He was on The Justice and Drew Radio Show. Sounded good.

I also voted 'no' on the city referendums. If you reside in Minneapolis, chances are that nearly all our city referendums are stupid, leftist ideas. There was a 'rent control' item. Nobody in charge would ever think about writing up a referendum cutting property taxes.

Nobody has written up a referendum to get rid of these stupid mask mandates and to re-open the 3rd Precinct Police Station. 

I also voted 'no' to change the city charter to rid ourselves of our MPD. There are two groups who want to defund or get rid of our police. Idiots and criminals. There's also a third group, idiotic criminals.

I voted against our nutty leftist city councilman, Cam Gordon. I voted for some guy named Guy. I understand he's a republican.

There were other races that I didn't care so much about. I just hope nobody tries to chop down my tree to make way for more light rail.

Thanks. RedSquirrel.

SONG PARODY ALERT: D.J. JACK-ASS Terry Raps 'Parents Just Shouldn't Have A Voice'

The voters in Virginia are going to elect a governor tomorrow. Democrat candidate Terry McAuliffe recently said that parents shouldn't have a say in their kid's education. He appears to be obsessed with Donald Trump even though Trump isn't on the ballot.

Here to rap about it in the style of D.J. Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince is D.J. JACK-ASS TERRY:

Parents think their kids are theirs but that's a mistake

I say the children belong to the state

When it comes to abortion, women should have a choice

But, when it comes to education, Parents just shouldn't have a voice

So this year, your Mama addressed the school board meeting

and gave the school board a verbal beating

Do you think she can complain about C.R.T. and not be

shown the door? Of course not!

You think you be buggin' 'bout your kids having to wear a mask

Just be quiet.....Don't you dare even ask

Your kids belong to the state and we will teach them whatever

communist garbage we want

How dare you parents complain about a rapist in a skirt?

We rule and you little people are lower than dirt

We'll indoctrinate your little crumb-crunchers with non-stop lies

We have the authority to undermine

So, you think us elitists are insane

that we think that we get to own their little brains

You think you run your kids lives? We think you're sick!

You parents are all deranged lunatics!

You cause consternation, thinking you have a choice

When it comes to education, Parents just shouldn't have a voice

O.K., we got this situation

Parents think they run their children's education, 

but the teacher's union and

the school board are your rulers, We don't care what you say....

Of course not

If you complain at the school board meeting

We'll call the police, We won't be retreating

We might call A.G. Garland

and you'll be charged as a 'domestic terrorist'

Don't pay attention, you have no say in what is taught

We might force your kid to get a Covid shot

You say that C.R.T. is rather shocking, but we don't really care

You domestic terrorists are mean, and we think you should be scared

A,G, Garland will throw YOU in detention

We hate it that you're paying attention

You should just leave the education to the pros

We don't care if you think C.R.T. blows

If you don't like it. we'll ARREST  the angry hoard

We are your masters. We're the local school board

If you don't believe, then you're making a mistake

Leftist commies are the same...no matter what time or place

You think you run education, and you got a choice?

Take it from me, parents should not have a voice!

Out With Schoolhouse Rock, In With Schoolhouse 'Woke'?

Everything is racist now. The race-baiting, 'woke' mob is tearing down America's history, and It's just a matter of time before Saturday morning will go woke. American history will be cancelled, and we will be forced to watch leftist episodes of Schoolhouse Rock:. Remember 'The Preamble'? It's been 're-written':  

In the year 1619, racist White devils took Black people as slaves

On ships our ancestors were bound

White bigots like Thomas Jefferson put us all in chains

The pink-skinned, genocidal racists tried to destroy the Beautiful Black race

The White founders of America created this evil, unjust place

The evil honkeys wrote The Constitution that said that we should be counted as only

two-thirds of a person, and this RACIST document has been insulting our humanity

ever since......

We The Racist White people of The United States of America

establish racism and promote White supremacy

Force Black slaves to do our work

Us White devils are evil jerks

Our Black brothers and sisters will work the cotton fields

On their backs America will be built

Establish inequality with this Constitution

to themselves and The Racist States of America

It's 2021 we're told, and now we're teaching C.R.T. in the schools

We are rioting and burning down neighborhoods\

Hating the police is so cool

Violent, Marxist Black Lives Matter is changing the whole country

We are cancelling your racist culture and erasing your racist history

Let all 'voices be raised'........Cancel The Preamble with this new song.....

We the oppressed form a new communist, socialist nation

Establish leftist justice all across the country

Provide indoctrination

End the White-dominated, racist nation

Secure the election system

Make Whitey pay reparations

We establish the Cancel Culture of the

Former United States of America!

 

HEADLINE: INSUFFERABLE, RACE-BAITING DOUCHE CAMPAIGNS FOR MCAULIFFE

 

A Biden Voter Goes On 'Let's Make A Deal'

Monty Hall: I am looking for a contestant. You, Sir! I want to give you the prize behind that curtain where Carol Merrill is standing. Carol, open the curtain and show this gentleman the prize......

Announcer Jay Stewart: It's the 2022 super-charged Chevrolet Corvette Stingray (The crowd 'ooh's)

Monty Hall: Now, this beautiful car is all yours, but we are giving you a choice. If you want, you can trade this terrific automobile for what's in this small box. In fact, we'll tell you WHAT'S in this small box. 

Inside the box is a large dog turd. Now, do you want the terrific car, or do you want a dog turd that will confiscate most of your paycheck, take your job away, lie to you, take away your energy independence, and leave Americans behind in Afghanistan?

Contestant: I WANT WHAT'S IN THE BOX, MONTY!!!!!!! That car looks like it could have a conservative radio station on the car radio!

Monty Hall: ARE YOU SURE???? The dog turd also will throw you in his secret prison, accuse you of being a 'domestic terrorist' if you protest him, and threaten your boss if you don't take the jab?

Contestant: I WANT THE BOX!!!!!!!!! 

(cue sad trombone).................................

Casey Kasem: 'Let's Go Brandon!' Dominates The Top 10 This Week!

Hello, welcome to American Top 10. We have a record-breaking, exciting countdown this week. It appears that President Biden has kept his campaign promise to bring the American people together! There is at least EIGHT songs in the TOP 10 with the SAME TITLE (or very similar titles), and that these songs ARE ALL TRIBUTES TO OUR WONDERFUL, BELOVED PRESIDENT!

At #10, The Go-Go's debut in the TOP TEN with their first Top Ten hit since 1984. Here they are with 'Let's Go-Go, Brandon!'

At #9, K.C. and The Sunshine Band drops 2 notches from their peak at #7 with THEIR DISCO HIT 'Shake Your Brandon!'

At #8, The Cars jump ahead 2 notches with 'Let's Go (Brandon)'!

At #7, Sir Mix-Alot remains at the 7 spot with 'Baby Got Brandon'!

At #6, Kool And The Gang jumps 3 big notches with their smash hit, 'Get Down On It, Brandon'.....

At #5, Olivia Newton-John drops down 2 norches with 'Let Me Be There, Brandon.'

At #4, jumping into the TOP 10 is newcomer Loza Alenander with his #1 rap hit, 'Let's Go, Brandon'....

At #3, Thrash Metal pioneers Anthrax (along with N.W.A.'s Flavor Flave and Chuck D) leaps an incredible 20 notches with their censored-uncensored-Def Mix version of 'Bring The Noize/Let's Go, Brandon! 

At #2 for a second, consecutive week is Bo Donaldson And The Heywoods with their MONSTER hit 'Let's Go Brandon, Don't Be A Hero'.....

(Insert drumroll here).....And For the fifth, consecutive week, Debbie Boone delivers the #1 song with her beautiful, stirring LOVE BALLAD, 'Let's Go, Brandon!'

Will Brandon be #1 next week? We'll find out next week! Until then, keep your feet on the ground, and keep reaching for the stars! So long, everybody!

If The Biden Regime Ran A Subway Sandwich Shop

I was listening to The Buck and Clay Radio Show the other day and they were talking about how little trust they had in the Biden regime. They mentioned that Biden and his underlings shouldn't be trusted to run a Subway sandwich shop. 

It made me wonder HOW they would conduct their business........

First of all, they wouldn't BUY a Subway Sandwich Shop franchise, but they would STEAL one from the previous owner. They would slander the guy who owned the shop, then bring violent thugs to the shop until the owner is driven out of his own business. 

A 6-inch meatball marinera would cost about $60. Each meatball would cost about $17 because cows cause climate change.

If a customer has a complaint, Biden would send Vice-Assistant Manager Kamala Harris to deal with the dissatisfied customer. She would just cackle in the customer's face like a hyena.

Senile Manager Biden would make sure you're wearing your Covid mask, and ask you if you've had your Covid vaccination. You would be kicked out if you can't present your Covid passport. After you've been kicked out, he'd send 2 F.B.I. agents to follow you to your residence.

The corrupt manager would find out where you're employed, and demand that your boss fire you because you're not vaccinated (or you voted for Trump).

If you go back to Biden's Subway Shop to confront the jerk, he'll have the police arrest you as a 'domestic terrorist' or 'insurrectionist.'Then, you'd be imprisoned in one of Manager Biden's Secret Subway Shop prisons.

Illegal aliens and Biden voters would get a special coupon. They would get a free sandwich, and Biden would send you the bill.

Manager Biden would hire gays, transgendered persons, and Communists, and keep them even if they can't do (or won't do) the job. Gay, male employees get 2 months of paid paternity leave.

All oil products would be imported from The Middle East, and 1 squeeze from a squeeze bottle would cost $5.

The overhead menu will be replaced by a single word in very large letters, 'UNITY.'

Manager to the manager to the manager Jen Psaki will just lie to you in a very snarky manner if you have any questions concerning your order. If you complain about the $50 sandwich that used to cost $6, she will blame the previous owner.

If a Muslim comes into the Biden Subway sandwich shop, the employees quickly remove ALL pork products from the sandwich bar. Men will be allowed in the women's bathroom.

Once a week, George Soros, Barack Obama, Gavin Newsom, and Susan Rice will come and eat maskless. They would leave a $1,000,000 tip on their 'special customers' table. Biden would send half of the tip to The Chinese Communist Party.

Obnoxious CNN host Brian Stelter would be hired as the new Subway Corporate spokesperson. Mark Zuckerberg will be hired to force the closing of all other fast food resteraunts within a 100 mile radius.

Eventually, the Biden Subway Sandwich Shop will cause a Hellish food desert. Even grocery stores will be threatened with closure.. Hunger Games will become a reality.

Reporting From The Biden White House Halloween Party

I am here reporting from The White House, and the Biden Halloween party is in full swing. The progressive partiers are taking a break from their legislative onslaught of America, and many of them are bobbing for bribes in The Main Ballroom.

HHS Director Dr. Rachel Carson has arrived as the man she used to be before her gender re-assignment surgery, Dr. Robert Carson. I bet every day is Halloween for Rachel!

First Lady Dr. Jill Biden and Dr. Antony Fauci are passing out vaccine-laced syringes for the trick-or-treaters. This party is being sponsored by Johnson and Johnson and Moderna.

Oh look! Ilhan Omar, Maxine Watters, and several other members of 'The Squad' are decked out as BLM thugs! Scary!

We understand gaslighting duo Don Lemon and Chris Cuomo from CNN have arrived in a horse costume. Remind Don to stay clear of the bean dip!

We asked Dr. Jill if her husband will be joining the party. She told us that he went to bed about 5 hours ago. This party is WAY past his bedtime.

Wow! General Mark Milley and his 'counterpart' Chi-Com general are here as 'The Thing With Two Heads'. Remember that movie classic, starring Ray Milland and football great Rosey Greer?

We hear that someone tried to crash this party in an Aunt Jemima costume, but her invitation was 'cancelled.' We have been told that The White House is crawling with F.B.I. agents, If any normal, hard-working Americans try to crash this party they will be arrested and taken to one of the Biden Secret Prisons, and charged as a 'domestic terrorist.' 

Oh look! Biden Press Secretary Jen Psaki has arrived as her hero, former Soviet dictator and mass-murderer Joe Stalin! That is one BUSHY moustache! She is hobknobbing with 'Barb and Mike Obama.' 

Remember, this is a Democrat party, so Covid masks are not mandatory. Covid masks are for the little people!

Here comes Democrat sugardaddy George Soros, in his Emperor Palpatine costume. What a spooky guy!

Joe forgot to buy a pumpkin, so they have no Jack-o-Lantern. NY Representative Gerrold Nadler is sitting by the window. Is it just me, or does Representative Adam Schiff look like he's just seen a ghost?

Kamala Harris couldn't be here tonight, because she's hard at work in Cancun.

Look! Senator Bernie Sanders has arrived as Karl Marx and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez as Vietnamese Communist leader Ho Chi Minh. The White House is just CRAWLING with communists!

Well, that all for now. Our scary party is in full swing, and it appears that with the budget and infrastructure bills making their way through Congress, these Democrat ghouls are about to make life VERY scary for the American taxpayer!

Good night and good luck.

 

Happy Indigenous Life Form Day!

 We here at RSR wish to propose a brand new federal holiday for indiigenous life forms everywhere. It should be celebrated on the second Tuesday in October (the day after Columbus Day).

This holiday honors that terrific scene from Star Trek 2: The Wrath Of Khan, where maniac Khan 'introduces the only remaining indigenous life form on Ceti Alpha 5'. He sticks the terrifying creature in his victim's ear, where it takes control over the victim's mind. It's a little like the mainstream news media.

Sargeant Hartman Tears Joe Biden And General Mark Milley A New One: A Commentary

ALL RIGHT!!!!!!!!! WHO THE FUCK ORDERED OUR MILITARY OUT OF AFGHANISTAN BEFORE TAKING OUR CIVILIANS OUT?????!!!!!!

(NOBODY ANSWERS): NOBODY?????? THE FUCKING FAIRY GODMOTHER DID, RIGHT???!!!!

That corrupt, inept senile jack-ass Biden wanted a photo op in time for the anniversary of 9-11, so that he could brag that HE pulled our people out and ended our involvement in that shithole. Now, we have a hostage situation brewing with these Taliban assholes!! 

He promised this wouldn't be like Saigon. He's right. THIS IS WAY WORSE!!!!!!! 

he ordered a drone strike to kill 'terrorists' but wound up killing an innocent Afghan family!!!! This inept jerk-off also got 13 brave, young warriors killed!!!

He left $85 billion in advanced weapons and vehicles and helicopters in Afghanistan, and now it has fell into the hands of these psychotic Taliban goat-fuckers. ATTABOY, JOE!!!!!

Joe Biden is The Taliban's 'Employee Of The Month!' This idiot has done even more for the Muslim terrorists that Barack Obama ever did!

Meanwhile, this sick weirdo General Mark Milley was supposed to be concentrating on Afghanistan, he was too busy meeting with leftist book authors, yapping behind President Trump's back. General Mildred yapped to that leftist hack asshole Bob Woodward. Milley should be court-martialed and sent to the brig!

That fat-assed screwball was so busy weeding out White conservatives and on the hunt for 'White rage' that he forgot that he was supposed to do his damn job! No wonder we have trouble winning wars!

Fatbody Milley was on the phone telling that ChiCom general that if President Trump declared war on Communist China that he would give the Chinese commies the heads up. Personally, I think this treasonous fathead should be forced to get on his knees and choke himself!

That's all for now. As  you were.

RSR Poll: Would You Support Sen. Kyrsten Sinema Flushing Leftist Bully's Heads In The Toilet?

Last week, leftists with a video camera followed Kirsten Sinema (D-AZ) into a public restroom, and harassed the moderate senator as she was doing her business. She, along with Senator Joe Manchin (D-WV), oppose the godawfull $5.6 TRILLION Democrat spending bill. 

Our poll question this week is:

Would you support Senator Sinema if she had taken these leftist bullies and flushed their heads in the toilet?

Press 1 forYes

Press 2 for No

SONG PARODY ALERT!!!! (The Eagles Sing The 'Raising The Debt Limit' Song)

We want to spend another five trillion dollars

but the country is already deep in the red

We're taxing and spending like there's no tomorrow

We've lost our heads

We're taking away all your freedom

and stealing from the taxpayers

We're as corrupt as Hell

Bailing out Democrat mayors

You're a fool to believe us

We're spending more. amd spending more.....

and spending more............

We say we will fix the highways

but you know we are lyin'

We'll just raise the debt ceiling, the debt limit

one more time

We can spend all our time taxing and spending

We can spend and spend until we're drowning in red ink

This country is hopelessly bankrupt

We should be sent to the klink

We're robbing from your children

We don't really care

Obamacare and CommonCore

It's not just or fair

We have our hand in your pocket

We're spending more, and spending more......

....and spending more.....and MORE!!!!!

We say we're fixing the highways

but you know we are lyin'

We're raising the debt ceiling, the debt limit

one more time

We 're raising the debt limit

We're raising the debt limit

We're raising the debt limit

one more time

We're raising the debt limit, 

We're raising the debt limit

We're raising the debt limit

one more time

We're raising the debt limit, 

We're raising the debt limit

We're raising the debt limit

one more time

We're raising the debt limit, 

We're raising the debt limit

We're raising the debt limit

one more time

Pajama Boy: The New Biden Vaccine Mandate Is A Great Idea!

I am here in my Mom's basement, wearing my mask. I've put masks on my plushy toys, so I'm FEELING safe and secure. I had to report my Mom to the government because she served my hot cocoa without her mask on. I wiped down my pillow fort.

I am so glad that our wonderful President Joe Biden issued his new Covid vaccination mandate for big companies of 100 employees or more. It's a great idea. I don't know why some people refuse to accept the vaccine. Do they even care if millions of Americans die from this horrible, deadly killer?

If you don't care for others, you SHOULD lose your job!

I hope that the president shuts down the entire country like Australia did. I wrote a letter to President Biden, asking him to send me a vaccine passport. I almost hyperventilated with excitement as I put my letter into the dropbox in front of our house.

I hate it when right-wing celebs like Nicki Minage and Eric Clapton complain about the vaccine. They make it impossible to flatten the curve. Then there is that right-wing whack-job Joe Rogan who says that horse vitamins (IVERMECTIN) cured his Covid. He is SO IRRESPONSIBLE!!!!

We Americans should do whatever our wonderful Dr. Fauci tells us. He told us we didn't need masks, then said we needed masks, then he said we might need TWO masks. At some point he's gotta be right!

I'm so glad that Orange Man Bad has been thrown out of The White House! Remember when he said that rat poison cured Covid? What a maniac!

Today, my Mom and I went to Walmart, and I had to remind many shoppers to put on their masks. I don't mind it when people call me 'Karen.' It's a pretty name.

Tomorrow I turn 27. Mom tells me that I am a man now, so I should look for a job. It's my beddy-by time, so I'll end it here. Goodnight, America.

Remember to MASK -UP!

RSR Exclusive: Top Ten Rejected AOC Dress Slogans

A couple weeks ago, Socialist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) made quite a thud at the latest Met Gala, wearing a white dress emblazoned with the words 'Tax The Rich' in huge, red letters.

Some said the dress looked like a Chik-fel-A take-out bag.

We here at RSR have learned that 'Tax The Rich' wsn't the only Socialist catch phrase she was thinking about putting on the white dress. Our insider discovered at least ten other catch phrases and typical, goofy AOC statements up for consideration. Here are the top 10:

10. I Don't Need Fossil Fuels: I Ride The Short Bus To Work

  9. Abolish I.C.E. (And Make The Roads Less Icy This Winter)

  8. Rules For Thee But Not For Me.......Mask Up, Peasants!

  7. Let's Impeach Trump Again......THREE TIME'S THE CHARM!

  6. There Are Three Things I Hate (........................Math).

  5. If Money Doesn't Grow On Trees, Why Do Banks Have Branches?

  4. I Hope I Never Have Twins (I Can't Afford To Be Pregnant Fot 18 Months)

  3. Green New Deal.....The Government Takes Your Green, And You'll Have To Deal With It.

  2. Give Visas To Illegals (While We're At It, Give Them Mastercard, Too)

  1. Make The Electoral College Free For All Americans!

Green Day Sings Gavin Newsom Recall Election Campaign Song (We're The California Idiots)

Two weeks ago, Democrat Governor Gavin Newsom survived a recall election. We here at RSR have discovered a campaign song, and here it is. Here to sing it is Bay Area band, Green Day. Hit it, boys:

We're the California recall election idiots

We're voting against the recall 

We support the terrible governor

Most of us are dependent on the government

We voted as if Trump was on the ballot

Just close the churches and open up the strip clubs

We're the land of the fruits and the nuts

We like the homeless camping next to the schools

crapping all over the sidewalks and in the swimming pools

We don't even mind all the violent crime 

We hate the Black guy because he's a White supremacist

We put on a monkey mask and threw eggs at him

A hundred-million was spent on leftist propaganda

We're the leftist idiots from California

We love all the transgenders

but we voted against Caitlin Jenner

brcause he's not nearly gay enough!

We want a Democrat in the governor's mansion

We'd even vote for Charley Manson

as long as he has a 'D' next to his name

Everyone vote for Gavin Newsom

Even though his record is rather gruesome

We are last in education

We lead the country in homelessness and sidewalk defecation

Come on all you California idiots!

We're all CNN-watching Tik-Tok vidiots

misinformed, uneducated fools

Come on all you idiot Californians

even all you illegal aliens

Vote even if you're dead, you lefty tools!

Questions For Mayoral And City Council Candidates In Minneapolis

1. If the city replaces the police, who will enforce the city's mask mandate?

2. If you're elected, should Minneapolis remain a 'sanctury city' or should it begin to obey federal law?

3. Do you plan on turning Minneapolis into an even bigger third-world dump than it already is?

4. If the city experiences more riots, should the City Council and / or the Mayor call in the National Guard or just allow the criminals to loot and burn down entire neighborhoods like they did last time?

5. How do you raise a landlord's property taxes, and at the same time, make housing more affordable?

6. Do you support Joe Biden's vaccine mandate?

7. Do you support re-opening The 3rd Precinct Police Station, or should criminals have the run of East Lake Street? Do you even care about violent crime in Minneapolis?

8. Do you plan on doing SOMETHING about all the disgusting graffiti all over the city?

9. What should be done with autonomous zones, and the criminals who run them?

10. Should Critical Race Theory be taught in Minneapolis schools?

Carnak The Magnificent: A Highway, A Chicken, And Anthony Fauci

A highway, a chicken, and Anthony Fauzi............(opens the envelope)............

Name something tarred, something feathered, and somebody who should be tarred and feathered.

Hank Hill: That Giblet Head Biden Should Get His Ass Kicked, I Tell You What!

In this segment, we let a normal, everyday American have the floor. Today, it's Hank Hill, a hard-working, honest family man from Arlen, Texas. 

Thank you, RedSquirrel.

My name is Hank Hill. I am an American. My wife's name is Peggy, and Bobby is my son. We would have more kids if I didn't have a blocked urethra.

I work for a living. At Strickland Propane,  we sell propane and propane accesories. My family do not and will not accept those Covid welfare checks. My wife is a homemaker and part-time, substitute teacher at Thomas Landry Middle School.

Me and my wife are concerned about the direction this country is going. The giblet-head in The White House appears to be hell-bent on turning our wonderful country into Venezuela. That corrupt, senile jack-ass cancelled The Keyston XL Energy pipeline, killing thousands of good jobs. 

I usually don't go for conspiracy theory hogwash, but my neighbor Dale Gribble says that Biden stole the 2020 Election. Strangely, I am starting to believe it. 

We see illegal aliens walking through our front lawn, and drug gangs on the streets of Arlen. They tried to force Critical Race Theory down our son's throat, but my wife Peggy spoke at our school board's last meeting. She straighted their asses out, I TELL YOU WHAT!

Peggy also had a few choice words about their retarded mask mandate. My buddy Boomhaur also spoke, but nobody knows what he said.

The local communist jack-asses tried to bring a very colorful drag queen to our local elementary school. That pervert just ain't right! The cancel culture threw great books like 'Tom Sawyer' and 'Horton Hears a Who', out and replaced them with 'Heather Has Two Mommies.'

Now, the fraud jerk in The White House is trying to pack the courts so that the law is whatever that senile jack-ass says it is. I want to kick his shriveled ass, I TELL YOU WHAT!!!

DAMMIT, where's my blood pressure pills?

Then, there's the commie weirdoes telling us to wear a Covid mask and don't visit our friends or go to church, but the BLM and ANTIFA riots are just fine with them. I try to teach my boy Bobby to not swear, but sometimes I watch the idiot news and my boy sees me drop some choice f-bombs at the news anchors.

I went to see a college football game last week, and the crowd chanted 'F.... JOE BIDEN!' Maybe some of these college kids are being taught some good stuff! Heh, heh, heh. That gives me some hope for the future of our great country.

Well, that's all for now. Next time I'll tell you what I think about what's going on in Afghanistan. God help us!

Hank Hill, American.

The RSR Poll (Question: What's Your View Of The Biden Administration?)

We are conducting a poll this week, and we would like to know what our readers are thinking. We've got the catastrophe at our Southern border, the catastrophe in Afghanistan, extreme weakness on the world stage, the horrific economy, the insane level of corruption and ineptitiude in the Biden regime, and the skyrocketing, violent crime in Democrat-run cities.

Our question this week is 'What is your view of The Biden Administration?' 

A) It's more like a clown car, or:

B) It's more like a dumpster fire

                                                  

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"Are we done here? I'm missing Matlock......"

The Art Of Withdrawal (By Joe Biden)

A long time ago, a man named Sun Tzu wrote a treatise known to us as 'The Art Of War.' It has influenced leaders for over 2,000 years.

Our clueless president is writing his own version of 'The Art Of War.'  Here are some main points:

 1 After you surrender to a smaller, weaker enemy. make sure you leave behind extremely expensive, high-tech weapons and vehicles.

 2. Make sure that you withdraw your military BEFORE your civilians. What you want to leave behind is a humiliating, extremely dangerous hostage situation. Leave your people behind.

 3. BLAME EVERYBODY ELSE FOR YOUR FAILURES.

 4. Be weak even though you're a superpower. Hate your superpower status.

 5. Harass and hunt down American patriots while arming Muslim terrorists. The biggest problem in the world is 'White rage,' not Islamic terrorism.

 6. Rely on the kindness of evil, vicious, bloodthirsty Satan-worshipping Muslim terrorists who want to kill you. 

 7. Keep your Southern border open. Your enemy might want to follow you home, and kill thousands of Americans.

 8. When it comes to humilating , catastrophic STUPIDITY, anything worth doing if worth OVER-DOING.

 9. Surround yourself with idiots, beta-males, yes-men, and cowards. They make great advisers.

10. If you see something successful (like the Trump Afghanistan policy), do the opposite,

11. When speaking to the press, say nothing, make no sense, be short and retreat quickly.

Biden Day Planner (August 26, 2021)

11:30 am-Pay $60,000,000,000 ransom to The Taliban.

12:00 pm- Visit with America-hating members of the U.S. Women's soccer team and kneel with their uniform. Sign EO mandating equal pay for female athletes. (Do nothing about Taliban human rights abuses against women.)

12:20 pm-Get on knees and take call from Taliban leader.

12:40 pm-Sign another EO killing another pipeline project and destroying more American Jobs. 

12:55 pm-Sign another EO making motherhood and apple pie illegal.

1:15:pm-Wipe ass with an American flag.

1:30 pm-Meet with General Mark Milley. Paint his toenails.

2:00 pm-State dinner for Chinese Communist masters.

4:00 pm- Go to bed.

Nicholas Carpathia: We Are Conquering America!

My friends,

We are getting very close to our New World Order.

Our Satanic friends in Communist China are buying up millions of farmland acres in America, and hundreds of thousands of illegal aliens are invading America's southern border. We are getting closer to completely conquering America and bringing her to her knees.

Our guy Biden is hard at work destroying their economy, and soon there will be no countries and no more boundaries! We are persecuting Christians, and soon Christianity will disappear! Joe has just surrendered Afghanistan to The Taliban, and he has also left behind expensive, high-tech weapons to the Muslim terrorists! 

Our guy Joe is trying to strip away law-abiding American citizens Second Amendment rights AS he is surrendering the most high-tech weapons to the worst Muslim terrorists on the planet! My master is pleased with Joe!

This senile, corrupt idiot is the gift that keeps on giving!

Soon, our mandatory Covid vaccination will go worldwide. Soon, humans will not be allowed to go to restaraunts, sporting events, and concerts without proof of vaccination.. Ultimately, you will not be allowed to buy or sell without my barcode 666 in your wrist or on your forehead.

This is very exciting!

Right now, New York City Mayor DeBlasion is issuing 'A Key To NYC'. If you have proof of vaccination, you get to go to your favorite resteraunt or any sporting event! He's my favorite American mayor!

Yet, there are some who are refusing to submit to our mask mandates. At some point, I may demand that our blue-state governors institute a 'muzzle mandate.' 

I want to silence those troublesome parents speaking up against Critical Race Theory at school board meetings. We do not want Americans to be heard! We want them to obey! We want their children to be obedient, faceless, dependent serfs to the state!

We are also destroying America through uncontrolled spending! The Democrats (with some Republican help) are stealing America's future and spending trillions upon trillions on wars and leftist, big-government givaways! Inflation will eat away working America and kill the American spirit!

Soon, I will make my debut, and promise to solve everyone's problems! On three! Hut.....hut.......h.........!