11:30 am-Pay $60,000,000,000 ransom to The Taliban.
12:00 pm- Visit with America-hating members of the U.S. Women's soccer team and kneel with their uniform. Sign EO mandating equal pay for female athletes. (Do nothing about Taliban human rights abuses against women.)
12:20 pm-Get on knees and take call from Taliban leader.
12:40 pm-Sign another EO killing another pipeline project and destroying more American Jobs.
12:55 pm-Sign another EO making motherhood and apple pie illegal.
1:15:pm-Wipe ass with an American flag.
1:30 pm-Meet with General Mark Milley. Paint his toenails.
2:00 pm-State dinner for Chinese Communist masters.
4:00 pm- Go to bed.
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