Monty Hall: I am looking for a contestant. You, Sir! I want to give you the prize behind that curtain where Carol Merrill is standing. Carol, open the curtain and show this gentleman the prize......
Announcer Jay Stewart: It's the 2022 super-charged Chevrolet Corvette Stingray (The crowd 'ooh's)
Monty Hall: Now, this beautiful car is all yours, but we are giving you a choice. If you want, you can trade this terrific automobile for what's in this small box. In fact, we'll tell you WHAT'S in this small box.
Inside the box is a large dog turd. Now, do you want the terrific car, or do you want a dog turd that will confiscate most of your paycheck, take your job away, lie to you, take away your energy independence, and leave Americans behind in Afghanistan?
Contestant: I WANT WHAT'S IN THE BOX, MONTY!!!!!!! That car looks like it could have a conservative radio station on the car radio!
Monty Hall: ARE YOU SURE???? The dog turd also will throw you in his secret prison, accuse you of being a 'domestic terrorist' if you protest him, and threaten your boss if you don't take the jab?
Contestant: I WANT THE BOX!!!!!!!!!
(cue sad trombone).................................
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