I am here reporting from The White House, and the Biden Halloween party is in full swing. The progressive partiers are taking a break from their legislative onslaught of America, and many of them are bobbing for bribes in The Main Ballroom.
HHS Director Dr. Rachel Carson has arrived as the man she used to be before her gender re-assignment surgery, Dr. Robert Carson. I bet every day is Halloween for Rachel!
First Lady Dr. Jill Biden and Dr. Antony Fauci are passing out vaccine-laced syringes for the trick-or-treaters. This party is being sponsored by Johnson and Johnson and Moderna.
Oh look! Ilhan Omar, Maxine Watters, and several other members of 'The Squad' are decked out as BLM thugs! Scary!
We understand gaslighting duo Don Lemon and Chris Cuomo from CNN have arrived in a horse costume. Remind Don to stay clear of the bean dip!
We asked Dr. Jill if her husband will be joining the party. She told us that he went to bed about 5 hours ago. This party is WAY past his bedtime.
Wow! General Mark Milley and his 'counterpart' Chi-Com general are here as 'The Thing With Two Heads'. Remember that movie classic, starring Ray Milland and football great Rosey Greer?
We hear that someone tried to crash this party in an Aunt Jemima costume, but her invitation was 'cancelled.' We have been told that The White House is crawling with F.B.I. agents, If any normal, hard-working Americans try to crash this party they will be arrested and taken to one of the Biden Secret Prisons, and charged as a 'domestic terrorist.'
Oh look! Biden Press Secretary Jen Psaki has arrived as her hero, former Soviet dictator and mass-murderer Joe Stalin! That is one BUSHY moustache! She is hobknobbing with 'Barb and Mike Obama.'
Remember, this is a Democrat party, so Covid masks are not mandatory. Covid masks are for the little people!
Here comes Democrat sugardaddy George Soros, in his Emperor Palpatine costume. What a spooky guy!
Joe forgot to buy a pumpkin, so they have no Jack-o-Lantern. NY Representative Gerrold Nadler is sitting by the window. Is it just me, or does Representative Adam Schiff look like he's just seen a ghost?
Kamala Harris couldn't be here tonight, because she's hard at work in Cancun.
Look! Senator Bernie Sanders has arrived as Karl Marx and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez as Vietnamese Communist leader Ho Chi Minh. The White House is just CRAWLING with communists!
Well, that all for now. Our scary party is in full swing, and it appears that with the budget and infrastructure bills making their way through Congress, these Democrat ghouls are about to make life VERY scary for the American taxpayer!
Good night and good luck.
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