Tuesday, September 28, 2021

RSR Exclusive: Top Ten Rejected AOC Dress Slogans


A couple weeks ago, Socialist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) made quite a thud at the latest Met Gala, wearing a white dress emblazoned with the words 'Tax The Rich' in huge, red letters.

Some said the dress looked like a Chik-fel-A take-out bag.

We here at RSR have learned that 'Tax The Rich' wsn't the only Socialist catch phrase she was thinking about putting on the white dress. Our insider discovered at least ten other catch phrases and typical, goofy AOC statements up for consideration. Here are the top 10:


10. I Don't Need Fossil Fuels: I Ride The Short Bus To Work

  9. Abolish I.C.E. (And Make The Roads Less Icy This Winter)

  8. Rules For Thee But Not For Me.......Mask Up, Peasants!

  7. Let's Impeach Trump Again......THREE TIME'S THE CHARM!

  6. There Are Three Things I Hate (........................Math).

  5. If Money Doesn't Grow On Trees, Why Do Banks Have Branches?

  4. I Hope I Never Have Twins (I Can't Afford To Be Pregnant Fot 18 Months)

  3. Green New Deal.....The Government Takes Your Green, And You'll Have To Deal With It.

  2. Give Visas To Illegals (While We're At It, Give Them Mastercard, Too)

  1. Make The Electoral College Free For All Americans!

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