I was listening to The Buck and Clay Radio Show the other day and they were talking about how little trust they had in the Biden regime. They mentioned that Biden and his underlings shouldn't be trusted to run a Subway sandwich shop.
It made me wonder HOW they would conduct their business........
First of all, they wouldn't BUY a Subway Sandwich Shop franchise, but they would STEAL one from the previous owner. They would slander the guy who owned the shop, then bring violent thugs to the shop until the owner is driven out of his own business.
A 6-inch meatball marinera would cost about $60. Each meatball would cost about $17 because cows cause climate change.
If a customer has a complaint, Biden would send Vice-Assistant Manager Kamala Harris to deal with the dissatisfied customer. She would just cackle in the customer's face like a hyena.
Senile Manager Biden would make sure you're wearing your Covid mask, and ask you if you've had your Covid vaccination. You would be kicked out if you can't present your Covid passport. After you've been kicked out, he'd send 2 F.B.I. agents to follow you to your residence.
The corrupt manager would find out where you're employed, and demand that your boss fire you because you're not vaccinated (or you voted for Trump).
If you go back to Biden's Subway Shop to confront the jerk, he'll have the police arrest you as a 'domestic terrorist' or 'insurrectionist.'Then, you'd be imprisoned in one of Manager Biden's Secret Subway Shop prisons.
Illegal aliens and Biden voters would get a special coupon. They would get a free sandwich, and Biden would send you the bill.
Manager Biden would hire gays, transgendered persons, and Communists, and keep them even if they can't do (or won't do) the job. Gay, male employees get 2 months of paid paternity leave.
All oil products would be imported from The Middle East, and 1 squeeze from a squeeze bottle would cost $5.
The overhead menu will be replaced by a single word in very large letters, 'UNITY.'
Manager to the manager to the manager Jen Psaki will just lie to you in a very snarky manner if you have any questions concerning your order. If you complain about the $50 sandwich that used to cost $6, she will blame the previous owner.
If a Muslim comes into the Biden Subway sandwich shop, the employees quickly remove ALL pork products from the sandwich bar. Men will be allowed in the women's bathroom.
Once a week, George Soros, Barack Obama, Gavin Newsom, and Susan Rice will come and eat maskless. They would leave a $1,000,000 tip on their 'special customers' table. Biden would send half of the tip to The Chinese Communist Party.
Obnoxious CNN host Brian Stelter would be hired as the new Subway Corporate spokesperson. Mark Zuckerberg will be hired to force the closing of all other fast food resteraunts within a 100 mile radius.
Eventually, the Biden Subway Sandwich Shop will cause a Hellish food desert. Even grocery stores will be threatened with closure.. Hunger Games will become a reality.
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