Time Magazine's '2021 Man Of The Year' Elon Musk (pictured) will send a manned rocket to the moon. Then, he will send Massachussetts Senator Elizabeth Warren to the sun.
Race-baiting MSNBC host Joy Reid will finally be committed to an insane asylum, where she will continue to do her show.
The Republicans will win almost 300 house seats on Election Night, but the Democrats will keep looking for votes until they win enough seats to retain control of the U.S. House of Reprentatives.
By December 2022, there will be almost 20 different Covid vaccines, and 7 more booster shots, and you will need to take all the jabs to be considered fully vaccinated.
Joe Biden will build 400 new prisons for parents voicing their concerns at school board meetings, while violent crime still runs wild across America.
States ran by Democrats will mandate race re-assignment surgery for White children. Biden will build 4,000 re-education camps for refusnik parents who don't comply.
By November, all NFL, NBA and MLB interviews and telecasts will be done in Chinese. There may or may not be English subtitles. It all depends on whatever their ChiCom overlords want.
Soup and toilet paper will be free in Biden's America, but you'll have to stand in a long line to get it.
Following a long series of pedophile rape trials involving the well-connected , Biden will legalize pedophilia by executive order. Then, he will recommend a new $2 trillion program for those attracted sexually to children. Each child rapist will recieve 4 checks of $100,000 for treatment.
Two months after promising he wouldn't, Biden will introduce a national mask mandate, also a national ball-gag mandate for anyone who complains.
Biden will try again, and introduce his 6uild 6ak 6etter scheme. Satanic statues will replace statues of America's founding fathers, and be in front of every city in America. Bank accounts over $500 will be seized.
During a speech, Biden will blurt out 'I AM THE ANTI-CHRIST!!!! GET ON YOUR KNEES, AMERICA!!!!!' Facebook will have you arrested if you try to share the clip.
Vice President Kamala Harris will disappear from the public eye, and her poll numbers will rise a whopping 2 points after Americans forget who she is.
Kyle Rittenhouse will sue CNN and MSNBC, and become the new owner of both cable channels. He hires Bill O'Reilly to host the new MSNBC prime time news program.
After lying to America for 2 years straight, some people will notice that Dr. Anthony Fauci's NOSE IS GETTING LONGER.
Biden tries to shut America down because of Omicron, a virus even less dangerous than the common cold.
In the 2022-2023 NFL season, the league fails to complete the season because too many players have heart attacks from Covid shots. Biden blames climate change.
A war breaks out between Israel and Iran, and Twitter takes Iran's side. Pro-Israel tweets are censored, and those deemed to be pro-Jew are given yellow stars.
The Let's Go Brandon Store goes public on the NYSE, and earns $500,000,000 in it's first month.
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