An RSR Exclusive: We Visit Santa's Toy Shop

Santa 2021

This is your bushy-tailed correspondent reporting from The North Pole. The big guy (Santa Claus, not Joe Biden) is in a foul mood, as his elves are wrapping thousands of packages containing lumps of coal for the government officials and media propagandists responsible for the world Covid plandemic. 

Mrs. Claus reminded me that her hubby knows whos been naughty and who's been nice, and she tells me that everyone in the Biden Regime will be getting reindeer turds. When Not-So-Jolly Saint Nick watches the news, he barks at the TV and turns the channel.

Santa appears to have lost much of his Holly-Jolly cheerfulness. 2020 was a horrible year. Santa adds:

That senile, corrupt son of a bitch Biden killed the keystone pipeline jobs and introduced that rediculous, unconstitutional Covid jab mandate. Then he gave those shithead Taliban goatfuckers $80 billion in high-tech arms and military vehicles. 

The douchebags running the government schools are gonna get mouldy clumps of rotten cheese. I can't bear to see 8-year-old kids being forced to wear Covid masks in school and being taught a bunch of racist C.R.T. bullshit!

As for those smash and grabbing,  criminal pricks who loot stores because the local government dumbasses have defunded the police, I'd like to give them 10 years in prison. 

The Salvation Army are telling White people to repent for their skin color. dammit, They can 'f' off and die! There's so much crap going on in the world these days, Saint Nick may need to attend some Anger Management Classes.

That evil creep who drove the SUV through that Christmas parade, killing 6 people. He tells the press that he's feeling 'demonized.' I hope that soon he'll be feeling 'electrocuted.' He better get the electric chair before President Kamala Harris pardons him.

As for the Republicans, I'm thinking about sending them some balls. Damn, what a bunch of cowards!

On the other hand, there are those on Santa's 'nice' list: Nurses, firefighters, First Responders, and all the great, hard-working parents raising good kids. They will find bicycles, puppies, and laptop computers under their Christmas trees and Christmas stockings!

With that, the smile came back to Santa's face.